第二章 后院起火

第二章后院起火

yanqingdehouyuanzhiyouyigelvchagongzhuhewo,meitianlvchagongzhuderichangjiushirang**zheganneilaixiuruwo,yanqingderichangjiushihuilaizhihouxianedikanwoyiyan,ranhouduitadexinxifudao:“qingqing,biegentayibanjianshi。”

birushuowofanyaolvchagongzhudedierritabianjiangwojiaoguoqu,meimingqiyue“liguiju”。

yushitianhaimeiliangwobianbeipodaolvchagongzhudewushelitingguiju。

“nihaibengongyishilefuhuangqincidexiangnang,bianfanizhongxinxiuyigejibengongzhu,jintianniruobuxiuhao,bianbudelikai!”shuoba,tahaijiaoletieshendeyahuanpopodingzhewo。

neiyaoshiyanqinghuilailezenmeban,wozhijiezaimenkougouyintama?zheilvchagongzhuzhengouchunde。

buguowoxianzaiduizhanankemeishaxiangfa。

wodexiugongzheshijicha,xiuxiangnangxiudeneishiyigecanburendu,buguowodaoshixiangdaoyigehaofazi——

yuanzhumomingqimiaobingsi,shiyinweilvchagongzhujitaxialegonglidemanxingduyao,suoyicaihuituranbaobiersi。

wobufangbianjiaolvchagongzhuyechangchangzheimanxingduyaodeweili,pengpengyunqi,buchengdehuawozailingxiangtafa。

lvchagongzhuzaiyanqingmianqianzhuangdexianhui,sixiaqueshibaozaoyinudexingzi,shibushibianyaodamashenbiandexiaren。

zheimeshuodehua,wodaoshizhidaoshenmeyaoshihezheiweigongzhudianxiale。

yushiwozhenzhenxianxianlibianchongmanlexiaoxiaode“xinsi。”

lvchagongzhuhoulaiyexiangdaolewoheyanqinghuipengshangdeshi,bianjiaowozaiyanqinghuifuqiangunzou,zaitachufuhoulimabeiyalaixiu。

主打就是时间差。

buguowohaishiheyanqingpengshangleyimian,shixiangnangzhongyuxiuhaodeneitian,wogangxianjilvchagongzhu,yanqingbianguifule。

tadingzhewodexiangnangkanlexujiu,hedewoyiweitakanchuleshenmedeshihou,tashenmedoumeishuobianjiaowogunle。

zhihouwoderiziyouhuiguileqianpianyilv,duowuliaoa,woziranshiyaojitamenzhaodianshiqingzuo。

qiyuechujiushilvchagongzhudeshengchen,zheizhongshihoutaziranshihuijiaoshangyiduihuangqinguoqi、daguanguirenlaifudijitaqingzhu,shunbianbanvzhuzheigedaomeidanjiaochulai,xianggouyiyangxiuruta,yicilaizhanshitaheyanqingdeenailiangbuyi,erwoshihengguanzaitamenzhijiandexiaohulijing。

zeze,wozaishushangkanzhelvchagongzhushenbiandeyahuanfanbianlehouyuandouzhaobudaowo,buyoudexiaolexiao——

shagongzhuai,wodoulailehaihuirangnisuibianqifuwo?

wozaochenrenbubeitoutoupaodaoqianyuanlaile。

wotoutoujiangshufangzaoleyigedongkuileyanshufanglimian,yanqingzhengjinweizuotibixingyunliushui,qiaozhebianxiangshiyifujuemeifengjing,guaibudehuibeiyuannvzhuhelvchagongzhuxihuan,zhanandouyouyifuhaopixianga!

yibianzantanzhewoyibianwanglimianchuilemiyan,kandaoyanqingdeshenyingdaolewocaijinqujiangtazhuaidaochuangtazhishang,haimeilaidejizuoshenme,wobiantingdaomenmengdibeidakai,lvchagongzhurouroudeshengyinchuanlai:“yanlang,nipingribuyuwoqinjinbianbale,jinrishiwodeshengchen,niyebupeiwoquwaitoujianjianbin......”

tadejiaobushengjianjin,laibujiduoxiangwobianyibajiangwoliangshenshangdeyifuhuluantuolexie,suihouyishanbuzhengditangzaitahuaili,zhuangzuoyifushuishuledeyangzi。

“nimenzaiganshenme?”lvchagongzhuxiankailianzi,tadeshengyinyoujianyouli,ciderenerduoteng。

fanzhengyanqingyebucengxingguolai,woguzuobeiqirudekelianmoyang,zhangzuibianhuluanshuodao:“gongzhu,shidarenjinrituranzhaodaoqieshenyao......qieshenyeaobuguodaren,zhidejiangdarendayun......”shuozheshuozhe,woganjinliulejichuanleixialai。

lvchagongzhumilemiyan,kanlebanshangsihushixinle,huomaosanzhangdirangrenbawodiuchuqu,wotiezaimenfengbiantingjianlvchagongzhudeshengyin:“yanqing,nihaiyaozhuangshuidaoshenmeshihou?”

guolebanshang,bianshiqingcuideerguangshengyin。

wozaiwaitouchadianmeibengzhuxiaochushenglai,xiangbudaobayandaren,niyiweiwenroushanliangdelvchagongzhukeshibimulaohuhaixiong。

buzhiyanqingshuolejushenme,lvchagongzhudangjibianpomenerchu,yanzhongdaileidihandao:“dadianxingli,huigong!”

lvchagongzhufengfenghuohuodibianzoule,liuxiayiwulangjie,haiyouhaoqidexiaoyahuanlaiwenwo,woshenmiyixiao,suihoushangxindao:“gongzhuhedarendachaoyijia,sihushiyinweidarenkanshangleyigeyahuanzuoshiqieni。yaowoshuodarenyezhenbuyinggai,neiyahuanwokanzhehaimeinihaokanni。”

wopangbiandeyahuandangjilianshangyihong,xiusedao:“wobuguoshiyifengchayahuan,naganxiaoxiangdaren?”buguotayanlidezideheyexinquesiliehuobanxiongxiongranleqilai。

jiexialaidemeiyiri,yanqingzaihuishufangdelushangdouhuiyudaoshuaijiaode、tiaowude、changgededengdenggeshigeyangdexiaoyahuan,weiyandegongzhuzoule,zirandajiadexinsidouhuoluoleqilai,shenzhihaiyourenxiongxinbaozidanjiyanqingxiayao。

dezhiyanqingfushangrujinfengguangdelvchagongzhuziranqijibaihuai,zaigonglibianpairenchuanhuahuilai,damayanqingbushounande,chaosanmusi。

kebushibushounande,aizheiyidunmaziranhaibugou。

yanqingmangwanhouhaidequgonglijianglvchagongzhujiehuilai,wotingrenshuotakeshizaigongzhudianwaiguilesangeshichen,hailixiabaozhengcaijianglvchagongzhujiehuilaide。

huilaidediyitianlvchagongzhubianjiangyanqingcongzijidewuziganlechuqu,haishuoshenmexiantazang,wodunzaishushangkandejinjinyouwei,zhenshixiaosiwole。

suihouyanqingyilianyinchendibianchaoyigefangxiangzouqu,bingqiezheigefangxiangwohaigewaishuxi——

zhongyuzaiwozhejimanghuangdikuangbenzhixiazaiyanqingdaozhiqianganlehuilai,wolianmangfanshenshangchuang,gangbishangyanjingbianbeirenfanleqilai,woyilianshuiyanxingzhong:“daren?shenyeninzenmelaile?”

“shenqingzhi,nihaodehen,weilejitapulunihaizhenshishafeikuxin。”tadeyuqishifenyinlengzang,tingqilairangrenmomingyoujifendanhan。

woyilianyihuodikanzheta,gangyaojieshi,yanqingzhuanshenbianfenfudao:“jinzusangeyue,wurineibuxujitachifan。”

好你个晏清!

suoyiwojuedingbuzhizaitahouyuanqihuole----zuihaorangtashituyeliangliang。

xiaozi,biewangledangnianshisheigongnijinjinggankaode!

wojidexiaoshuolijihusuoyoudejuqing,dangranyezhidaozuijintayaozuodeshi。

xingyandebusuanjianchen,danjiedangyingsiyeshizhongzui。

这事要徐徐图之。