buguohuayichukou，chuxiujiuhouhuile。
guoranrenhuidaoanyidehuanjingli，jiurongyibiandesuiyihepaopian。
“haole！womenhuiguizhengti！”
chuxiushenxileyikouqidiaozhengqingxu。
sangesidangshenseyeningzhonglexialai。
buguozixikan，sanrenningzhongdeshensexia，youtouchuyisiduiweilaidexingfen。
bukuishishenshouwuduxuntaodeshehuiqingnian，jieshounenglijiushiqiang。
chuxiukanzhesanrendao：“xianzai，nimenzonggaixiangxinwoshuodeshizhendeleba？”
sangesidangzhengzhongdianlediantou。
bijingyiciqiaohehaishuodeguoqu，liangcidouweibuxianzhi，yezhiyouxiaoshuoganzheimexie。
“chuxiu，nijiushuoba，womenxianzaiyinggaizenmezuo？”
三人立马表态道。
zhiyugaosujialiren，huozhetongzhishangmian，neidoushichedan！
suiranzheigeshehuihenxianjin，yehenfada，shenzhidianying，xiaoshuoyedouzheimepaiguo，xieguo。
danshizhenyaoshuochuzheiyitiandedaolai，younengyoujigerenxin？
kongpajiusuanzijideqindieqinma，douyaochizhiyibi，matamenshishazi。
shenzhiyoukeneng，huibeiyisanbuweixianyanlunerbeipibu！
chuxiuyedangrenburang，weiweihuigujiushuodao：
“genjuwozhongshengqiandejiyi，xiaorizipaifanghewushuihou，henkuaijiuhuimaochusula，haigui，yijihongyansandataifeng！”
“jinshisantianshijian，taifengbaofa，jiubahewushuidailaidesangshibingduyinbaokailai，xunsumanyanquanqiu！”
“suoyiwomenzhiyousantiandezhunbeishijian！”
chuxiuhuayingangluo，pangwudeshoujijiuzhendongleyixia。
yitiaotuisongxinwenyingruyanlian，zhengshidiyigetaifengxingchengdeyujing！
zheixiasanrengengjiaduxinchuxiu！
suizhierlai，xinzhongyeyuefayouleyigujinpogan。
“santiandeshijianhenjinzhang，shouxianyaobazijixianwuzhuangqiangdaqilai，zhiyouzheiyang，cainengduguodiyilundehunluan！”
“suoyishui，shiwu，zhuangbei，tongxinggongju，wuqi，shinimenzheisantianzhinei，bixuyaobuxiyiqiedaijiazhunbeidedongxi！”
“我们？那你呢？”
sanrentingchuchuxiumeiyouyaocanyudeyangzi，buyoulengdao。
“我？”
chuxiukanxiangzijishoushichuyaxiangdidedongxi，yanzhongshanguoyimofengkuangzhisedao：“haijideyiqianwogennimenjiangguo，wozushangshiganshirendeshiba？”
“jide。”sanrendiantoudao。
“weilaisangshihuibiandehenkepa，putongrenmeiyoujiaoxing！zaimoshipinshasanniandewojiushiyigelizi！”
“suoyiwoxiang…xianbazijilianchengjiangshi！yijiangshizhiqu，duikangsangshi！zaimoshishachuyitiaoxuelu！”
“什么？！”
sanrenwenyanyanjingyideng，ganjuenaozigenleipileyiyang，wengwengzhaxiang。
bazijilianchengjiangshilaiduikangsangshi？
zheitemeshirennengxiangchulaidedianzima？
“不对啊！”
sanrenyouturanfanyingleguolaidao：“nidangchubushishuo，liannizijidoubuxiangxinzushangdeneixieshier，fanerchizhiyibi，danggushijiangdema？”
“neishiwoyiqianjianshiqianbo，shouzhebaozangerbuzizhi！”
chuxiuyanjingyimidao：“zaisangshibaofahouwocaizhidao，sulahehaiguiliangdataifeng，jingshixiaomeihexiaorijieyongfengshuizhilideshouduan，yonghewushuilaiqinxihuaxiade！”
“taifenghongyan，zeshiwofanggaorenyongtongyangdeshouduanjinxingdefanji，sandataifengxianghusichetunshi，zuihouhongyanzhanjushangfeng，puxiangleliangguozhijian，chedibaofa！”
“zhidaoneishiwocaizhenzhengrenqing，yuanlaizheigeshijie，congbuquefachaozirandeshenguililiang！”
“kexidengwoyishidaodeshihou，yijingwanle！”
“nimenbudongsangshidekepa，tamenjinhuaxunsu，genlangqunyiyang，youfenji，youshouling，yiyuejicengdalouneimegao，putongrengenbenmeiyouhuolu！”
“suoyiwobixuzhuazhuzheicidejihui！wodefumuqinren，yezaidengzhewoquyingjiu！”
chuxiuyanzhongdefengkuangzhiseyueshuoyuenongzhong，mengdiyiguxionglishaqisanfachulai！
sangesidangganjuehaoxiangbeiqiazhebozileyiyang，youzhongbinweidezhixigan。
“楚休…！”
pangwuyouxiefeilidehanleyisheng，zheicairangchuxiuqingxingguolai，kepadeshaqichaoshuiyibansuolehuiqu。
“baoqian，qingxuyouxieshikongle！”
楚休吸了一口气。
“zheisannianlai，womeiyoushuiguoyigehaojue，bishangyanjiushiwofumudecanzhuang，zhengkaiyanjiushibiandidesangshi！”
“zhonghuozheiyici，wojueburongxufumuzaichuxianrenhedeyiwai！”
shuodaozheili，chuxiuweiweiyidun：“zhiyunimen…”
“pangwudefumuzaijingdou，sangshibaofahou，neiliyoubuduibihu，sannianzhinei，anquanbuyongtaiguodanxin！”
“xiangyanghexuyuandelaojiazaihuizhouhezhongyuan，ganghaohewoshunlu。”
“suoyixianzaijiukanpangwule，nishihuijingdou，haishihewomenyidao？”
chuxiukanxiangpangwu，muguangyouxieqidai。
zheijiahuoyougongfuzaishen，ruguonengtongxing，zaisangshibaofadechuqi，jueduishiyigejudabeili！
lixiangyanghexuyuanyejinzhangdekanzhepangwu，yisibuyaneryu。
“yishiren，liangxiongdi！jirannishuojingdousannianneimeiwenti，neiwojiuxuanzegennimenyikuai！”
pangwuturanliezuiyixiao，yiguxiqibengfalechulai：“hekuangwolianwuzhiren，haoburongyiyouleyigedazhanquanjiaodejihui，hainenghexiongdiyiqibingjianzuozhan，qinengfangguo？”
“zaishuole，lunduimoshidelejie，zhipazheigeshijiemeiyourennenghenibi！”
“nikendinghaiyoushenmejihuaba？”
“哈哈哈！”
pangwudejueding，ranglianggesidangdougaoxinghuaile。
chuxiuyanzhongyeshanguoyimoliangguang，xinrandao：“jihuadangranyou，zhiyaowomentiqiandadianhuaandunhaojiali，sangshibaofahou，chenggeshitianbangeyuebuchengwenti！”
“zaizheiqijian，womenhuiyizuikuaidesudu，congjiangzheyanzhehuizhouhezhongyuanyiludaonanzhao，zhaodaogezidefumu！”
“zhihouwomenzhijieyueguonanzhaojinmianbei！”
“mianbeishishenmedifangbuyongwoduoshuoleba？sangshibaofahou，daliangxianchengdejunhuowuzi，jueduishiwomenmuqianzuihaodequchuhebihusuo！”
“对啊，好主意！”
sangesidangyanjingtongtongyiliang，yijingkaishichongjinghehuanxiangleqilai。
“neiwomenhaidengshenme，ganjinkaishizhunbeiba！”
pangwubiaoxiandezuiweixingfen。
chuxiudiantoudao：“nimensangefentouxingdong，jizhuzhuangbeiyidingyaozuihaode，qianwanbiexintengqian，yinweiqianzaimoshishizuimeiyongde！”
“haiyoubingqiyidingyaocaizhigouying，kaiguorende！zuihaoshineizhongdaijiancidezhanhaofu，rongyijiposangshidetoulu！”
“yinweisangshizhiyoudabaotoucainengzhisi，putongdekandao，rongyikazhutoulu！”
“mingbai！”sanrenzhengzhongwubidedianlediantou。
chuxiuhaishiyouxiebufangxin，youzaisushejianglebangexiaoshidezhuyishixiang。
bangexiaoshihou，dajiafentouxingdong。
chuxiuzheicainachushouji，botonglejialidedianhua。
嘟——
嘟——
liangshengmangyinguohou，shoujilichuanchuleshuxideshengyin：“wei，erzi…”
“妈！”
tingzhezheiyishengjiuweide‘erzi’，raoshijinglilezhiansannian，moliandaoxinxingrutiedechuxiu，yerenbuzhuweiweigengyandejiaoleyisheng。
“zalaerzi？shibushichushenmeshile？”
dianhuaneitoudemuqinlijitingchulebudui，ganjinzhuiwendao。
chuxiukongzhileyixiaqingxudao：“ma，wobani？”
“douzainierzi，youshenmeshinishuo，tiandadeshier，bamabangnikangzhe。”
laobadeshengyinyezaipangbianxiangqi。
tingdaozheijuhua，chuxiushunjianyixiazileimu，zhuajinlequantou。
“wulunruhe，zheiyishi，wodoubuyunxufumushoudaorenhedeshanghai！”
chuxiuzaixinliananfashi。
suihoucadiaoyanleidao：“ba，ma，jiexialaiwoshuodehua，nimenyidingyaorenzhenquzuo！”
“xianzaiguowaiyouchuanlaileyizhongxinxingbingdu，chuanranxingjiqiang，erqiewuyaokejiu，nimenganjindunjiyixieshuiheshiwu，duodaohoushandongliyucunzigeli！”
“xianzaijiuquzhunbeima？”
“dui！xianzaijiuquzhunbei，erqiecongmingtiankaishi，nimenjiubiechumenle，yizhizaihoushandengdaowohuiqu。”
chuxiumeibanfashuochusangshibingdu，zhinengzheiyangjiang。
haozaiyousanniandayizaiqian，tamenhenxiangxinhezhongshi，gualedianhuajiuquzhunbeile。
chuxiuyeshenxileyikouqi！
tadelaojiazainanzhao，meiyouzhidadefeiji，zougaosudehuaxuyaoliangsantian，denghuidaojia，haiyaoxunlongdingxue，zhaodaonenggouyangshidedamu，shijianshanggenbenjiulaibuji。
yinweiyidansangshibaofa，quanqiunengliangcichangdoujianghunluan，xiangyaozailianshi，jiuchuncuikaoyunqile。
danshizaizheilibuyiyang，tazhidaojiaoquyouyigebanshanmuyuan，limianjiuyouyigefuhaozushangdedamu，jibainianle，yongyoujuejiadefengshui。
xiangdaozheili，chuxiubuzaichiyi，anzhaozuchuanshouzhashangdelianshifangfa，bashenshanghuamanleshenmifuwen。
youqimeixin，shouxin，jiaoxin，gehualeyigekanshangquhenguiyidefuwen。
henkuai，suoyoufuwenhuahao，yiguyinsenbinglengdeganjuelimalongzhaoquanshen。
zheiyaoshifangzaiyiqian，chuxiujueduihuiyiweishixinlizuoyong。
danshisanniandemoshiyuzhongsheng，rangtadejingshencuiliandeyichangqiangda，nenggouqingchudeganzhidao，neishiyisisiyinlengdeqixizaixiangtahuiju。
bingqiehuijudesudu，zhengzaiyirouyankejiandefangshizengkuai。
“kanlaishouzhashangdezuxunshuodeshizhende，wochujiazhenzhengdeshouduanbingbushiganshi，ershilianshi！”
chuxiuyijingkaishiqidaileqilai，xianzaijiuzhidengsangesidanghuilai，ranhouyiqibangtajuefen，rulian！
“砰砰砰！”
lianggexiaoshiguohou，sushemenbeiqiaoxiang。
pangwu，lixiangyang，xuyuan，sanrenquandouyilianpibeidehuilai。
“开空调了吗？”
jinmendeyishunjian，yiguliangyirangsangesidangjingshenweiweiyizhen，xiayishiwenleyiju。
chuxiumeiyouhuida，ershifanwendao：“wuzidouzhunbeidezenmeyangle？”
“anzhaonidezhufu，gaimaidequandoumaile！womenchadianbankongyijiachaoshi，yexingkuipangwuzheijiahuoshifuerdai，buranhaizhenbuhaoban。”
xuyuanhelixiangyangxiaozheshuodao。
“jiranruci，doubayiwushoushiyixia，womenxianzaijiuchufajiaowai。”chuxiudao。
sanrenyanjianchuxiurenzhenqilai，shenseyeweiweiyijin，limashoushidongxixialou。
yixingsirenchulesushelou，laidaotingchechu，liangliangweimengwubidewupaichejingjingdetingzhe，
chuxiuyiyankandaojiurenbuzhutiaomeidao：“pangwu，shoubibuxiaoa！”
yanqianzheiliangliangche，yiliangshibenchidag，yiliangshifutemengqinpika，doushidingpei，quanbunonghaoshanglu，shaoshuyewubaiwanshangxia。
pangwulvedaizidedeheiheiyixiao：“fanzhengmoshilaileqianjiumeiyongle，buhuabaibuhua。”
“说的不错！”
chuxiuzanshangleyiyan，tabenyishirangzheijiahuogaoliangliangguochanjipujiuxingle，jieguozheijiahuosaobaodezhenglailianggedahuo。
buguozheiyanggenghao，4.0dedapailiang，kaiqilaijiushiyitoumengshou，pengdaosangshizhijiemang！
weizhechezidaliangleliangquan，pikashangzhuangmanlezhengxiangzhengxiangdekuangquanshui，huotui，mianbao，yasuobinggandengwuzi。
cheweihejiaoxiayedouduimanlechiheyongpin，shenzhihaizhengleliangxiangpijiuhegaodubaijiu。
dabendehoubeixiangchuxiuyedakaikanle，yiyaoxiang，dengshanfu，zhanhaochui，luoyangchandengdengzhuangbeimeigerendouzhunbeilehaoduotao。
youlezheixie，santianzhihousangshibaofachuqi，zuyiyingduile！
“zouba，qujiaowaidebanshanmuyuan！”
chuxiumanyidepailepaichezi，dangrenburangdezuoshanglebenchidagdejiashishi。
bapangwuchayide：“nihuikaizheiche？”
“huannizaimoshisannian，jiniyiliangtankenidounengkai。”
chuxiudanranwubideqidonglechezi。
pangwuzhidedao：“haoba，neiwomenqubanshanmuyuanshi？”
“挖人祖坟！”
“呃…！”