suoyourendougenzhexiawenyinzhanqilai。
zheishi，zhenghaoyouyiliangchekaiguolai。
夏问音率先上车。
众人都愣了。
meiyouchefei，haiganshangche？zuobawangche？
“shanglaia。”xiawenyinzhouzhemeihandao。
qitarenzheicaichiyideshangqu。
xiawenyinmeiyoutoubi，zhishijisijikanlechepiao，sijimeishuoshenme，kanzhetamenshangche。
dengdaozuoxiale，dulancaixiaoxinyiyidewen：“zenmekeyibuhuaqian？”shuohuadeshengyinfeichangxiao，xiangshishengpabeisijifaxiantamenmeijiqianyiyang。
xiawenyindandandeshuo：“diyitianlaibujiumailepiao。”
qitarenyileng：“diyitian？”
xiawenyinyanpiweitai，shuo：“guowaidegongjiaoche，shikeyitiqianmaipiaode，buyongmeicitoubi，woxiangzhezhihouwomendouzuogongjiaoche，duibileyixiazuchehezuogongjiaodejiage，yousuanlejianxiafeijishangdelvyouceyouhuiquan，jiashangwaiguorenteshuyouhui，diyitianxiaji，wojiuyikouqimaisantiandechepiao，wobaolixianzaihaiyoushengde，gouwomenyongdaomingtian。”
众人：“……”
——【hahahahazheiyexing。】
——【ganjuegenwomayiyang，youzhekoudeshihou，yidingyaoduomaidian，fanzhengyongdeshang。】
——【neimewentilaile，jiaotongdewentijiejuele，chizhudewentini？】
——【fengxiaoxiao，jiupingnizheiangzangdezui，yeganwumiewoanzai，zhunichumenbeichezhuangsi！】
——【fengrenyuanyouyoufengzipaochulaile？】
——【fangguan，chulaiganhuole，zheizhongrenhaibufeng？yaosibiquweibo，biedaraowomenkanjiemu。】
——【jiushi，womenbuguanxinqinanhefengxiaoxiaodeluoshengmen，womenzhixiangsuiyuejinghaodekanxiawenyinniubi。】
——【xiawenyinbuwenqinghongzaobaidaleqinan，jianzhigengeliumangmeiliangyang！】
——【e？zuowei“yulequandiyipenzixiawenyin”defensi，kanlaiyourenyaotiaozhanwomen？yekeyi，neilaiduipenba。】
zhibojianyoukaishiciqibifudepenqilai。
fangguanfenghaofengdediannaochadiandoukasile。
danzheixie，zhengzailujiemudejigedangshirenshibuzhidao。
xiawenyindaizhewuren，zuihoutongyangshihuanchengyouhuancheng……dangranhuanchengbuhuiewaishoufei，yigexiaoshineihuanchengdoushimianfei。
yigexiaoshihou，liurenzhongyudidaleyidong……bieshuqian。
别墅？
suoyourendoumudengkoudaidekanzhexiawenyin。
xiawenyinmeiyoujieshi，zhishizouguoqu，anlemenling。
henkuai，limianyiduinianqingfufujiuchulaile，liangrenjiliguludegenxiawenyinshuolehenduo。
fengxiaoxiaoyijuyetingbudong，zaihoumianxiaoshengwen：“zheishishenmeqingkuang？”
dulandaoshitingdongleyixie，dantamenyusutaikuai，tayeyoudianmeng。
tazhuantouwenlingyibiandeqisi：“qiyingdi，nitingmingbailema？”
qisidanmodedao：“tazaijiesu。”
“jiesu？”shiyanjingle：“hainengjiesu？”
对啊，还能借宿吗？
节目组能允许吗？
yifanjiaotanhou，reqingdebieshuzhuren，baxiawenyinyixingren，lingjinlejiamen。
yijinqu，jiunengkanchuzheijiazhurenyinggaishihenxihuanlvxingde，tamenjiamenkoudezhaopianqiangshang，quandoushizaiwaidilvxingdezhaopian，haiyouhebutongren，zuozaibutongshafashangdezhaopian。
shexiangshijiangjingtouyixiangneixiezhaopian。
——【？？？womeimingbai，zheishizhaopengyoubangmangjiesule？keyizheiyangma？】
——【shipengyouma？kanqilailiangweizhuren，hexiawenyinyehenshengshudeyangziba？】
——【zuoweizishenlvyou，woxianzaizhixianghahahahahahaha！】
——【tongzuoweilvyou，zhende66666，meixiangdaoxiawenyinnengxiangdaozheizhongbanfa，tadaodishishenmeshihouhunjinzheigequntide，woyaoxiaosile！】
——【qiujiehuo，daodishizenmehuishi？】
danmudouzaixunwendaodishizenmehuishi。
erxianchang，xiawenyinyezaigenqitarenjieshi：“tamenshishafake。”
shafake，shiyizhongliuxingyulvyoujiandedutewenhua。
gumingsiyi，shafakejiushi“shuibierenjiadeshafa”，dagaideyisijiushi，dajiadoushilvxingaihaozhe，wolainiguojiawan，wozhuzainijia，shuinijiashafa，nidaiwolinglvedangdimeishifengjingwenhua，xiacinilaiwodeguojiawan，woyeyaoqingnilaiwojiazhu，shuiwojiadeshafa，woyedainilinglvewoguodefengjingmeishiwenhua。
wangshangguanzheigejiao，shafachonglang。
“shafake”zheishiyizhonglvyouzhijiandejiaoliu，putongrenkenengbutaimingbai，danshizaiwangshangyisou，jiunengsoudaozheige。
shiyanmimangdewangzhexiawenyin：“nihaizhidaozheige？”
bushilvxingaihaozhe，duizheimelengmendewenhua，zhendeyidiandoubuqingchu。
xiawenyinyilianzirandeshuo：“shangciqufaguo，wojiuxiangzheyifangwanyi，palusujietou，jiushenqingleshafakeguanwanghuiyuan，zheizhenzi，yizhigentamenyoulianxi。”
shiyanqingbuzijindeduixiawenyinshenchushou，bilegeyidamuzhi！
houmiandefengxiaoxiaohedulan，yegenzheshuqidamuzhi。
xiawenyinlandelitamen，tajixugenzheiduixihuanlvxingdenianqingfufuliaolvyoudeshi。
daduodeshihou，qishibushixiawenyinshuo，ershizheiduifuqishuo，tamenshizishenlvxingaihaozhe，yizhangzhaopian，jiunenggennishuoyigexiaoshi，shuodedoushidangshizaineigeguojiafashengdefengturenqing。
jieshaowanzhaopian，haiyaokanluxiang，kantamenbengji，tiaosandeshipin。
xiawenyinbiaoxianchuhenganxingqudeyangzi，gentamenxiangchudefeichangyukuai。
tabaduifanghongdekaixin，duifangjitamenzhunbeidewufanjiufeichangfengxia。
fengxiaoxiaohanleishuo：“yinyinjiefangfozaimaixiao，jiuweilejiwomenhuandunchide。”
dulanpuchiyixiao，pailetanaomenyixia：“nizheihuabierangtatingdao，burantadasini！”
yinyuleyitianyiyedeqifen，haoxiangsuizhezheidunyiguotaxiang，moshengrenjiyudewucan，biandeminglangleyixie。
xiawudehouhuayuan，huaxiangpubi。
xiawenyinzhongyucongreqingdenianqingfufuneili，tuoshenlejifenzhong。
tazhanzaihuayuanlitoulan，zheishi，quetingdaoshenbianchuanlaishengxiang。
zhuantouyikan，chuanzhebaisechenshandegaodananren，yizhishounazheshouji，yizhishoufangzaizijidekuzikoudaili，zhengzhanzaineili，kanzheta。
tachuanzhehendanbo，kenengyinweiwuzilikailenuanqi，tachulaidadianhua，yemeiyouchuanshangwaitao。
dongtiandehanfeng，zheishigualeguolai。
xiawenyinlengdesuolesuobozi，kanxiangduimiandeqisi，“nibulengma？”
qisimeihuida，congtashenbianzouguo。
liangrenjiaocuoerguoshi，xiawenyinyibazhuazhuqisidegebo。
lengfenghaizaiwuqingdekuangchui。
qisizhandingxialai，xiuzhangtingbadeshenxing，lingtakanxiangzheigezhidaotaxiongkoudenvhaishi，xuyaofushou。
tamomouweichui：“youshi？”
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