1beipoliushou,xitongjuexing“jiarenmenkanhaole,mubiao,sandianzhongfangxiangyangtai,fengsuerji,
zhixing‘jingzhunkongtou’renwu!”linxiaoleduizhemaikefengyadishengyin,shouzhizaipingbandiannaoshangfeikuaihuadong。
pingmushang,shitagaizhuangguodewurenjichuanhuideshishihuamian——yizhipanghuhudejumao,
zhengyonglandizaigebilinjujiadeyangtaishangshaitaiyang。wurenjixuanting,jixiebeisongkai,
yixiaobaodongganjingzhundiluozaijumaomianqian。pangjubeiheleyitiao,suijifaxianshimeishi,manyidi“miao”leyisheng,
dakuaiduoyiqilai。zhibojiandanmushunjianshuabao。【leshenniubi!zheicaokongjuele!】【jilinjujiamaodianwaimai,
zhuboshidiyige!】【hahaha,kanbaneimaohede,fenlefenle!】linxiaolezuijiaogangyangqiyisideyidexiao,
woshimen“peng”deyishengbeimengdituikai。“lin!xiao!le!
”muqinchenyuechuanzheyishenhaimeilaidejihuanxiadezhiyetaozhuang,lianshangdaizhejiabanhoudepibeihewufayizhidenuhuo。
tajibuchongshangqian,yibaduoguolinxiaoleshouzhongdepingban。“wogennishuoleduoshaoci!buxuwanwurenji!
buxudaraolinju!gengbuxugaozheixieluanqibazaodezhibo!”chenyuedeshengyinyoujiyouli,
shouzhizhijieanxialeguanjijian。zhibohuamianshunjianheiping,zhiliuxiamanpingyiyouweijinde【???
】he【ayixinu!】。“ma!niganshenme!”linxiaolexiangbeicaileweibademao,shunjianzhamao,
“womeidaraota!woshizaiweita!erqiewodewurenjiyouzhengguibeian!”“weita?
yongnicongshiyanshi‘jie’laidelingjiangaizhuangdewurenji?
yongwoshengchijianyongjinimaidexuexipingbanlaizuozheizhongwuliaodeshi?”chenyueqidexiongkouqifu,
“nikankannidefangjian!dianluban、dianxian、haiyouzhei……zheishishenme?nibawoxinmaidesaodijiqirenchaile?!
”dishang,yigeyuanpanxingdesaodijiqirenbeikaitangpodu,neibusaimanlegezhonglinxiaolezijihanjiedeqiguaimokuai。
“wozaijitashengji!jiazhuangzhinengshibiehezhangaiguibixitong!zheibiniyuanzhuangdelihaiduole!
”linxiaoleshitubianjie,yanjingliquanshishuyujishuzhaidezhizhehebufu。“lihai?wokannishizouhuorumole!
”chenyuejiangpingbanzhongzhongpaizaizhuoshang,“qimokaoshishuxuebujige,laoshidianhuadoudadaowozheilile!
nitiantiangudaozheixienengrangnikaoshanghaochuzhongma?nengrangnijianglaiyouchuxima?”“kaohaochuzhongyoushenmeyong?
xiangniyiyangtiantianjiaban,lianjiadouhuibulema?”linxiaolekoubuzeyandidinglehuiqu。zheijuhuaxiangyigenzhen,
henhenzhajinlechenyuedexin。taweilezheigejia,weilejierzigenghaodeshenghuo,jihupinjinlequanli。zhangfuzaoshi,
taduzikangqiyiqie,suoyoudexinkuheweiquzaizheiyikebaofa。tazhizhemenwai,shengyinyinfennuerzhandou:“hao,
hao!nijuedezheigejiabuhao,woaizhenileshiba?neiniyigerenguoba!wozou!”“zoujiuzou!
woxiwangnimendouxiaoshi!woyigerengenghao!”linxiaolehongzheyanjing,houchuleneijubiezaixinlihenjiudehua。
kongqishunjianninggu。chenyuenanyizhixindikanzheerzi,yanquanyixiazihongle。tashenxiyikouqi,meizaishuoshenme,
zhishipibeiyoushiwangdizhuanshenlikailefangjian,qingqingdaishanglemen。neishengqingweideguanmensheng,xiangyikuaishitou,
zhongzhongzazailinxiaolexinshang。lengzhanzaiwancanshiyijiuchixu。canzhuoshangzhiyouwankuaipengzhuangdeshengyin。jiuzaizheishi,
chenyuedeshoujixiangle。tajieqidianhua,lianseyuelaiyueningzhong。“……shenme?duifangtiqianle?
mingtianjiuyaofeiguoqujinxingzuizhongtanpan?……hao,wozhidaole,womashangzhunbei。”guadiaodianhua,
chenyuerouzhemeixin,lianshangshihuabukaidejiaolvheweinan。zheigehaiwaibinggouxiangmushitazhiyeshengyadeguanjianyiyi,
chengbaizaiciyiju,genbenwufatuituo。keshi,erzizenmeban?linshizhaoqinqi?zuijindeqinqizaiwaisheng。
tuoguanban?xianzaizhengzhihanjia,zaojiumanyuanle。takanzhemaitoubafan,mingxianhaizaiduqidelinxiaole,
yigewunaiyoumaoxiandeniantouyongshangxintou。“xiaole,”tajinliangrangzijideshengyinpingjing,
“mamagongsiyoujinjirenwu,bixuchuguojitian。”linxiaoletaiqitou,yanlishanguoyisiyiwai,
danjueqiangdimeishuohua。“nizheijitian……nengyigerenzaijiama?”chenyueshuochuzheijuhuashi,zijidoujuedehuangtang。
tacaishiersui。linxiaoleyanjingqueliangleyixia。yigerenzaijia?
yiweizhemeirenguantawanwurenji、gaofaming、zuozhibole?“dangranneng!”tajihushilikehuida,
daizheyizhongzhengmingzijidejiqie。chenyuekanzheta,neixintianrenjiaozhan。zuizhong,
zhiyedezerenheyisi“rangtaduliyixiayehao”deniantouzhanleshangfeng。
shixiang:ruherefan、ruheyongqian、jueduibunengrangmoshengrenjinmen、meitianbixujitadadianhua……diertianyizao,
tianhaimeiliang,chenyuetuozhexinglixiang,zaicijianchalejialideranqihedianqi,
jiangyitaxianjinheyibuzhinengjiedadianhuadejiushoujifangzailinxiaolechuangtou,youshenshenkanleyiyanshushuizhongdeerzi,
caiyaoyazhuanshenlikai。men“kada”yishengsuoshang。jihujiuzaitongshi,linxiaolezhengkaileyanjing。
taqishizaojiuxingle。tamengdicongchuangshangtiaoqilai,chongdaochuangbian,kanzhemuqindecheshilixiaoqu,xiaoshizaichenwuzhong。
“ye——!”tahuanhuyisheng,zaikongkuangdeketinglipaoleyiquan,“ziyoule!xianzai,
zheilishishuyuwolinxiaoledekejiwangguole!”xingfenguohou,judadeguduganxiangchaoshuibanqiaoranyonglai。
jialianjingdekepa。tadakaimuqindediannao,xiangjixutadezhibodaye,quefaxianmimabeigaile。
tachangshipojie,quechufaleyigetacongweijianguodechengxujiemian。pingmuxianshiqihei,suiji,
yixingxingyoulansededaimarutongpububanfeisuliuxia。
hebangdingtiaojian……】【“jiayuanshouweizhe”xieyizhengzaijiazai……10%...50%...100%!
】【xieyijiazaichenggong!qinaideshouhuzhe,huanyinghuijia。
】yigebinglengde、haowuganqingdedianzihechengyinzaitanaohaizhongxiangqi。linxiaoleheleyitiao,zuoyouzhangwang:“shei?
sheizaishuohua?”【benxieyizhizaifuzhushouhuzhe,yingduiduchuqijiandeyiqieqianzaiweixie,quebaojiayuananquan。
dangqiandengji:lv1(mengxinshouhuzhe)。】“weixie?”linxiaolezhouqimei,
juedezheikenengshitamougeegaochengxudehouyizheng。tachangshiguanbijiemian,
quewuyizhongchufale【huanjingsaomiao】xuanxiang。pingmushunjianqiehuanchengzhenggexiaoqudesanweilititu,
qizhongjigedianshanshuozheweiruodehongguang。tafangdatuxiang,
faxianhongguanglaiyuanshixiaoquweiqiangwaiyiliangbuqiyandepojiumianbaoche,yiji……lianggezhengzaixiaoqulihuangyoudenanren!
linxiaolexinliyijin,likediaoyonglezijizaoyitoutouanzhuangzaixiaoqugejiaoluodeyinmishexiangtouquanxian。huamianlajin。
neishilianggenanren,yigelianshangyoudaoba,yanshenjingming,zhengnazheshoujiduizhegedongloupaizhao。lingyigeshencaizhuangshuo,
xianggegenban,dongzhangxiwang。daobaliandeshengyintongguodingxiangmaikefengyinyuechuanlai:“……jiuzheijia,dingloufushi,
xingchenneinvdeshigegaoguan,youqian。zuiguanjiandeshi,wogangquerenle,tajintianyizaojinjichuguole,
jialijiushenggebandahaizi……”panghuwengshengwengqidiwen:“daobage,zheigaokejixiaoqu,buhaogaoba?
”daobalianshangluchubuxiedelengxiao:“gaokeji?heng,yueshigaokeji,loudongyueduo。
kanwozenmebatabianchengzanmendeyoulechang。”2juexingyujuexindisijie:juexingyujuexinhuamiandaocijiaranerzhi,
sihushiduifangdefanzhenchayishirangtamenzoudaolejiankongsijiao。linxiaolezuozaidiannaoqian,shoujiaoyipianbingliang。
bushiezuoju!shizhendeyouzei!erqiemubiaojiushitajia!mamacaigangzou,weixianjiulaile!
kongjuxiangyizhibinglengdeshouzuanzhuletadexinzang。taxiayishidixiangnaqichuangtoudejiushoujijimamadadianhuaqiujiu。
keshouzhianzaianjianshang,quezenmeyeanbuxiaqu。zuowandezhengchao,muqinshiwangdeyanshen,
zijihouchudeneiju“xiwangnimenxiaoshi”……yiji,neixinshenchuneifenbuyuanbeikanbiandejueqiang,douzaizuzhita。
ruguoxianzaiqiujiu,mamahuizenmekanta?yigezhihuichuanghuo,yudaoweixianjiuzhihuikubizidefeiwuma?bu!
tamengditaiqitou,kanxiangpingmushangneigeyoulansedexieyijiemian,
kanxiangzijifangjianlimandidelingjianhebanchengpinfaming。yigedadan、fengkuang,shenzhidaizhedianxingfendeniantou,
zaitanaohaizhongzisheng。tashenxiyikouqi,duizhekongqi,
huozheshuoduizheneigeshenmide“xieyi”qingshengshuodao:“haoba,
jiranzhaoshangmenle……”tadeshouzhizhongxinfangzaijianpanshang,yanshenbiandeqiansuoweiyoudezhuanzhuheruili,
neishiyizhongzhaodaozhongjitiaozhandejishuzhaideyanshen。tafeikuaididiaochujialidezhinengjiajukongzhixitongjiagoutu,
kaishibianxiexindezhiling。“neijiulaiwanwankanba。
”【“jiayuanshouweizhe”xieyirenwuyigengxin:hexinfangweixitongqidong。】【renwumubiao:shouhujiayuan,
jituiruqinzhe。】【xinshouwuzi(gainianxing)yifafang:jiesuo“xianjingdashi”chujiquanxian。
】linxiaoledezuijiao,gouqileyisiyutanianlingjibuxiangfude、lengjingerzixindeweixiao。chuangwai,yesejiannong,
fangfoyoukanbujiandeanliu,kaishizaizheidongkejizhuzhailiyongdong。3kejibufang,qingjunruweng“daobage,
zheiwanyierzhennengxing?”panghudunzaipomianbaocheli,kanzhedaobazaibijibendiannaoshangqiaoxiayilianchuanfuzadedaima,
pingmushangtiaodongzhexiaoquanbaoxitongdetuoputu。daobadeyidiqiaoxiazuihouyigehuichejian,
pingmushangchuxianyigedadadelvse“bypassed”(yiraoguo)ziyang。“feihua!
zheixiaoquyongdehaishilaozidangniancanyudiaoshidechudaixitong,houmenmimadoumeigai!”daobachixiaoyisheng,
zhizhepingmushangdaibiaolinxiaolejiadeneigeguangdian,“kanjianmei?suoyouduiwaibaojingxitong,xianzaixingtongxushe。jinwan,
neilijiushiwomendezizhucanting!”talianshangneidaobazaipingmulengguangdeyingzhaoxia,xiandegewaizhengning。
“yigebandahaizi,nengfanqishenmelang?”jiuzaidaobaweizijide“jishu”yangyangzideshi,
tamenkouzhongde“bandahaizi”,zhenghuashenweizheizuozhinengbaoleidezonggongchengshi。linxiaolezhanzaiketingzhongyang,
yanshenrutongsaomiaoyibanlveguomeiyigejiaoluo。
neigeshenmide“jiayuanshouweizhexieyi”jiemianxuanfuzaitadepingbandiannaoshang,
tigongzhegezhongkansihuangdanquejijukexingxingdexianjingfangan,bingjidadiyouhualetadejisuanhebuxianxiaolv。
“hexinyuanze:chizhi、mihuo、daji。”linxiaolenannanziyu,shouzhizaipingbanshangfeikuaihuadong。damenyuxuanguan,
diyidaofangxian:taqiaokailemenkoujiaodianxiadediban,
jiangyizucongsaodijiqirenshangchaixialaideyalichuanganqiqiaomiaodiqianruqizhong,
lianjiedaotazizhidearduinoweikongzhiqi。renhechaoguo30gongjindewuticaishangqu,
douhuixiangtadepingbanfasongyijijingbao。jiezhe,tabanlairenziti,
jiangyipinghunhelemoguilajiaosuhegongyejiqianglijiaode“tezhijiangliao”,yongxiyuxianxuanguazaimenkuangshangfang,
yuxianlingyiduanxizaimenbashoushang。yidanmenbeiqiangxingzhuangkai,zheifen“yingbinliwu”jiuhuijingzhunpoxia。zheihaimeiwan,
tazaixuanguanguangjiededizhuanshang,junyunpensaleyicengwusewuweidetezhirunhuayou。keting,
zhuzhanchang:zheilishixianjingdemijiqu。tajiangtashouzangdesuoyoulegaojimuzuijianruidebufen,
mimimamadipushezaitongwangerlouloutidebijingzhilushang,mingmingwei“tongjueganzhiqu”。
tajiangmuqinjianshenyongdeyujiaqiuchongmanqi,saizailoutiguaijiaodeshijuesijiao,houmianyongzhongwudizhu。zuideyizhizuo,
shitayongfeiqidewurenjidianjiheyigenjieshideliangyigan,gaizaoleyige“zidonghuijizhuangzhi”,
yinzangzaiketinghouzhongdechuanglianhoumian,chufajiguanjiuzaiditanxia。
weishe:tadezhuliwurenjibeiguazailexinde“danyao”——jibaocongchufangfanchulaideguoqifanqiejianghejiemojiang,
yijiyigexiaoxinggaofenbeifengmingqi。tongshi,
tadingshanglechufangneiguanmamadunrouyongdegaodushubaijiuheyiduijiubutiao。
“moluotuofujiweijiu”deniantouzaitanaozhongyishanerguo,danhenkuaibeitayaxia。“buxing,taiguohuole,
huizhenchushi。”tazuizhongxuanzejiangqizuoweizuihouguantouxuzhangshengshidedaoju。zhenggexiawu,
linxiaoledouchenjinzaiyizhongjiduxingfenhezhuanzhudezhuangtaili。
buxian、biancheng、ceshi、weizhuang……tajiuxiangyiweizhihuiqianjunwanmadejiangjun,
jiangjiabianchengleyigechongmaneyideyoulechang。guduhekongjuzanshibeichuangzaode**suoqudai。yemuqiaoranjianglin。
wanshangjiudian,pingbandiannaofachu“di”yishengqingxiang,yalichuanganqibeichufa!yijijingbao!linxiaoleyigejiling,
pudaojiankongpingmuqian。zhijiandaobahepanghuguiguisuisuidichuxianzailouxiadanyuanmenkou。
daobazhengyongyigeqiguaideshebeitiezhemenjinshuakaqu,“di”deyisheng,danyuanmenjingrankaile!“tamenjinlaile!
”linxiaolexintiaojiasu,shouxinmaohan,danyanshenqueyichangjianding。taqidonglequanwuxianjingde“daimingmoshi”。
daobahepanghushunlilaidaolinxiaolejiamenkou,xinzhongqiexi。anbaoxitongguoranmeifanying。“panghu,kannidele。
”daobashilegeyanse。panghunachuqiaosuogongju,gangdunxiashen,bizichoudongleliangxia。“daobage,shenmeweier?
haoxiang……youdianxiang,youyoudiancibi?”daobayewendaole,shilinxiaoleteyidianzaimenkouxuanguan,
yonglaiyangairunhuayouqiweidexiangxunlazhu。tameizaiyi:“bieguanle,kuaidongshou!”panghushuliandicaozuozhe,
zhiting“kada”yishengqingxiang,mensuobeiqiaokaile。“gaoding!”panghudeyidizhanqishen,
xiayishidijiuyaotuimenerru。“dengdeng!”daobabijinggengjinshen,talazhupanghu,zijiceshen,
yongjiaoqingqingdikailefangmen。mengangkaiyitiaofeng,xuanguazaidingshangde“tezhijiangliaoping”huanglehuang,
quemeidiaoxialai——linxiaoleshezhidechufalidushizhenduibaolichuangrude。
daobahuyidikanlekanmenneihunandexuanguan,meifaxianyichang。“jinqu!”tadishengdao,lvxianmaibu。
tadepixiegangcaishangdizhuan——“aiyowocao!”yishengjinghu,daobazhenggerenshiqupingheng,shuangjiaolidi,
xianggebenzhuodebaleiwuyanyuan,zaikongzhonghuiwuzheshoubei,ranhou“putong”yishengjuxiang,
jiejieshishidishuailegesijiaochaotian!shoulideqiangguangshoudianyetuoshoufeilechuqu,zaidishanggululuzhuanzhequan。
“daobage!”panghuheleyitiao,ganjinshangqianxiangqufu。ketawanglemenjiandecunzai,yebeibanleyixia,
liangqiangzhechongjinxuanguan,zhenghaoyijiaocaizaigangcongdishangpaqilaidedaobajiaoshang。“ao——!**kanzhedian!
”daobatonghu。liangrenzaihuanidedimianshangshouwuzudao,haoburongyicaihuxiangchanfuzhewenzhushenxing,
shenshangangguide“gongzuofu”yijingzhanmanleyouwu,langbeibukan。“made!zheidishangyoudongxi!
”daobaqideliansetieqing。jiuzaizheishi,xuanguazaimenkuangshang,
yinweimenbeiwanquantuikaiershiqupinghengde“jiangliaoping”,zhongyudiaolexialai。“paji!”bupianbuyi,
zhenghaozazaidaobadetoushang。nianhuhu、**ladejiangliaoshunjianhuletamantoumanlian,
qiangliede**xingqiweizhichongbiqiang,yanjinggengshi**laditeng!“a!wodeyanjing!shenmeguidongxi!
”daobawuzheliancanjiao,chedishiqulegangcaidecongrong。panghuyeheshale,
kanzheyanqiancanjiaodetongbanhehuabuliujiaodedimian,yiguhanyicongjiaodishengqi。
“daobage……zhei……zheidifangxiemena!zan……zanxiancheba!”daobayoutengyounu,
danyanqiandezhuangkuangwanquanchaochuletadeyuliao。tabuganzaidaixiaqu,zaipanghudechanfuxia,
liangrenjihushiliangundaipaditaolilexianchang,zailoudaoliliuxiayichuanhuanidejiaoyinhetongkudezhouma。
querenliangrenzhendezoule,linxiaolecaizhangzhangdishuleyikouqi,jinbengdeshenjingsongchixialai,
zheicaifaxianzijihoubeiyijingbeilenghanjinshi。danjinjiezhe,yigujudadechengjiuganyongshangxintou!tachenggongle!
takaozijideliliang,jituilehuairen!taqiangrenzhejidong,
loudaoshexiangtoupaidaode、zeirenlangbeitaocuandejingcaipianduan(youqishidaobabeijiangliaobaotoudeneiyimu)kuaisujianji,
nimingshangchuandaoletazuichangguangdeyigekejiluntan,biaotiqudexiangdangyouxuetou:【shiceziyandichengbenanfangxitong,
xiaoguobaqun,ruqinzhexintaiyibeng!】zuowanzheiyiqie,tacaigandaoyizhenxutuobandepibei。raner,
takanzhepingbanshang“jiayuanshouweizhexieyi”tiaochude【chucifangweichenggong,jingyanzhi+50】detishi,
yijijiankonghuamianlineilianggecanghuangtaocuandebeiying,jinjinwozhulequantou。tazhidao,zheijinjinshikaishi。tamen,
yidinghaihuizailai。erxiayici,dengdaitamende,jiangshishengjibande、gengjiakepade“youlesheshi”。
4gongfangshengji,juedifanji“hahahaha!kuaikanneishazidebiaoqing!”“zheizhuboshinageanbaogongside?
taiyoucaile!”“yiguanzhu,qiuhouxu!”shenye,moukejiluntandenimingtiechedihuole。
shipinlidaobashuaidesiyangbachayoubeijiangliaobaotoudelangbeiyangzi,peishanghuankuaidebeijingyinle,chongmanlexijuxiaoguo。
wangyoumenfenfendianzanshouzang,caicezhezheiwei“minjiandashen”deshenfen。erzaipojiudemianbaocheli,
qifenquejiangdaolebingdian。daobadingzheyitouganggangmianqiangqingliganjing、yijiusanfazheguaiyiqiweideniannitoufa,
lianseyinchendenengdichushui。bijibendiannaopingmushang,zhengshineigerangtashehuixingsiwangdeshipin,
pinglunqulidemeiyitiao“hahaha”douxiangyijierguangchouzaitalianshang。panghusuozaifujiashi,daqibuganchu。
“peng!”daobamengdiheshangdiannao,xiongqiangyinfennujulieqifu。tahunlezheimeduonian,diyicizaizheimedagentou,
haishizaizaiyigemaodoumeizhangqidexiaopihaishouli!“xiao、za、zhong!”tacongyafenglijichusangezi,
yanshenlizaiwuzhiqiandeqingshi,zhishengxiabeichedijinudexiongguang,
“woyaoshibubanineixiepolanwanyizagexibalan,wo‘daoba’lianggezidaoguolaixie!”yiriqingchen,
yangguangtouguochuanghusajinketing。linxiaolejihuyiyeweimian,danjingshenqueyichangkangfen。
wangyoudezanyuhe【jiayuanshouweizhexieyi】dejingyanjianglijiletajudadeguwu,danyedailailegengshendeyoulv。
tazhidao,neilianggerenjuebuhuishanbaganxiu。zuotiandexianjingdaletamenyigecuoshoubuji,xiaci,
tamenbiyouzhunbei。“bunengzuoyidaibi,bixushengjifangyu!”tashouxianxiufulebeipohuaidemensuo,
bingyongjiahoudejinshupianjinxingleneibujiagu。suihou,takaishiledierlungengjia“sangxinbingkuang”debufang。