第二章 总师大大

yanghuali,zhonghaijungongyanjiuyuanjiqirengongchengyuanyuanzhang,zhuguozhishi。

gaolingjiashangzhangqiaoyedeshuangzhongdajixia,tadetoudingyijingmeishengxiajigennianlingzhanshile。

“yanglao,guanyulanguanggongchengdeguanjiebuweisheji,womenyijingjibenwanchengle,ninjizhidaozhidao。”

zhonghaijungongyanjiuyuanhuiyiting。

yanghualizuozaishouwei,tingzhefenbufuzerendehuibao,shenqingqueyouxiexinbuzaiyan。

languanggongchengshixiaguoshouzuoqinzitichudedaxingshizhanjiqirenxiangmu,erqieyaoqiuliangnianzhineinenggounachushitiji。

就离谱!

yanghualidangshijiutiguoyijian,liangnianzenmekeneng。

ranerquebeishouzuowuqingdebohuile。

anshouzuodeyisi,”dangnianlaozimenyanjiupingguoshuyebuguoliangnianduodian,zenmejiubuxing?“

suiran,xiaguoduijiqirendeyanjiuzailanxingyizhichuyushouwei,erqiejiqirengongchengyuanyeyouzhexuduozhizuonizhenjiqiren,fangshengjiqirendejingyan,danlanguanggongchengdejishuyaoqiuwanquanbutong。

languangyihaodeyangbanjijiatixingjiugaodashiyumi,yaozhidaoneihaijinjinzhishibaizaigongchengbudeyigekongqiaozieryi。

languangyihaofenweijitigongchenghexitonggongcheng,neilidewuqixitong,jijiapinghengxitong,gongnengxitong,yijijiashixitongdengdengcaishizhongzhongzhizhong。

youqishijijiapinghengxitongdeshejishangyudaolejidadezuli,dahaojijiahexiaohaojiqirenshiwanquanbutongde,guangzhizaochulaigeqiaoziyoushenmeyong。

cikedelanguangyihaojiushiyinweijitipinghengdewenti,yizhimeinengcongdishangzhanqilai。

yitaizhanbuqilaidejijia,neijiugenfeitiemeiyourenhequbie。

yincitingdeshouxiarendehuibao,yanghualitibuqisihaoxingqu,xitonggongchengmeiyoujiejue,jitigongchengdeshejizhizuozaikuaiyemeiyong。

xiaguodejungongyizhidouguanchezheliezhuangyidai,shiceyidai,yanfayidaideyouliangchuantong,languanggongchengmuqiandejinduzhengchuyuyanfajieduan,julimubiaohaitaiyuan。

dan,shangtoujideyalishizaitaidale。

shouzuogaosuyanghuali,huaxianengbunengjixucunzai,nengbunengjuedierqi,huoxujiukanlanguanggongchengle。

yanghualibumingbai,weishenmeyigejiqirenxiangmunenggoubeicheshangguanhuhuaxiacunxudewenti,danzheixiebuzaitayinggaizhidaodefanweizhinei。

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“你们定了就行!”

yanghualikanleyiyandiguolaideshejitu,zhiqingmiaodanxiedeshuoleyiju,tizhezhuoshangdechabeijiuwanghuiyishiwaizou,xianzaideta,zhipoqiedeguanxinlanguanggongchengneizaixitongdesheji,tashizaimeixinsigenshouxiazheibangrentaolunzheixiemeiyongdeshiqing。

“yangzongshizuijinshizenmele?”

yibangyanjiuyuanmianmianxiangqu。

“嘭!”

gangzoudaomenkou,bianheyigecongcongerlaizhunbeituimenerrudenvyanjiuyuanzhuanglegemanhuai。

“xiaozhang,huanglihuangzhangdexiangshenmeyangzi?nizaiyuanlidailebushiyitianliangtianle,woshibushishuoguozuorenheshiqingdouyaoxiaoxinjinshen。”

yanghualixinqingbujia,shuohuadeyuqiyeyouxiezhong。

“zongshi,ninkuaikankanzheige!”

xiaozhangquebingmeiyouzaiyiyanghualidezebeiershiyigunaodejiangshouzhongdeyidadieshejituzhisaijiyanghuali。

yanghualiyihuodejieguotuzhi,zixifankanqilai。

jianjiande,yanghualiyuelaiyuexinjing,yuekanyuejidong,lianshangkongzhibuzhudeluchuxiaorong,pengzhetuzhideshuangshoudouzaizhandou。

tuzhishangjiluzheyizhongliuzujixiedexiangxishejifangan,feichangdewanshan。genjuyanghualiduoniandejingyan,zheijialiuzujiqirenwulunshicongwaiguansheji,haishigongnengxingshejidouzukanchengwanmei,zijidelanguanggongchengkeyishuohezheigeyibi,zhishaocunzaiyigedaicha。

youqishishejituzhongtidaode“liuganpinghengxitong”,zheigegainianshenzhilianyanghualidoushidiyicijiechu。

ranglanguangyihaozhanqilaidebanfasihuzhaodaole。

“xiaozhang,zheidongxicongnaerlaide?”

yanghualijidongdeyibazhuazhuxiaozhangdeshou。

“zongshidada,wojinzaoshangbandeshihoucongwomendegongzhongyouxianglimianshoudaodezheifenwenjian,zuihoumiandeshumingshihonghaidaxuechenping。woyekanbudong,danganjuetingzhongyaodejiuganjinjininsonglaile。”

“honghaidaxue?mashangjiwodingquhonghaidejipiao。tongzhihonghaineibianderen,likelianxihonghaidaxue,zheigejiaochenpingderenwoyidingyaojiandao。”

shuozhebianlaoganbubanbeizheshoukuabuchulehuiyishi,yibianzouhaiyibiandaxiao,“ha,haha!tiancai,zhenshitiancaia!!”

xiaozhanghaiconglaimeijianguodamingdingdingdewushuangguoshiyangzongshirucijidongguo,huangmangquzuozhunbeigongzuo。

zhiliuxiahuiyishiyibangyanjiuyuannikankanwo,wokankanni。

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红海大学。

xiawu6dian,zhengshiyitiandekechengjieshudeshijian。guojiadeweilaidongliangmennannannvnv,sanwuchengqundezouchujiaoshi,youdebenxiangshitang,youdezouxiangxiaowai。

zuoweiyimingdasidexuesheng,chenpingshijishangyijingburuleshixiqijieduan,suiranbuxuyaomeitiandoushangke,danquexuyaosuishihexuexiaobaochilianxi。

xiangchenpingzheiyangyixiaoshijiushi8geyue,yinxunquanwu,tadefudaolaoshidouyijinghuaiyichenpingshibushiyijingsile,suoyigangjinxuexiao,jiubeizhualegezhengzhe。

“chenping!!nizhibuzhidaonizheizhongxingweihuiyanzhongyingxiangdaonizuizhongdejieyepingce?”

jiangyunyadoukuaiqimengle,liangzhishousisideqianzhuchenpingdeshoubei,shengpazheijiahuozaiwanxiaoshi,quanbanjishihaotongxue,jiumeiyouyigerenxiangchenpingzheiyangde。

zaijiangyunyakanlai,chenpingjiushizhenggebanjitilimianneige“mouxieren”,“jigebieren”,zijikeshihaoburongyicainadaohonghaidaxueshixilaoshideoffer,zenmenengrangzheijiahuojihuile。

jiangyunyashijinianlingyebuguo25sui,erqienianqingmaomei,shencaijiaorou。zheiyangdelaoshi,henduonantongxuedoufeichangxihuan,youqishizaihonghaidaxuejixiegongchengzhuanyezheiyangdeheshangban。

“keke,neige……jianglaoshi,ninnengbunengxianfangkaiwo?”

chenpingyouxieganga,liangrenxianzaidedongzuojiuyoudianxiangneishenmeshenmefuzaishengtaochenpingzheigefuxinhanyiyang,yijingyouxiexutongxuezaiyipangzhizhidiandianle。

“fangkaini?chufeinidayingwobuzaiwanxiaoshile,nizhibuzhidaowoyouduodanxinni?”

jiangyunyayueshuoyuedasheng,shenzhiyanyuzhongdaizheyisisiweiqu。

好家伙!

tingdejiangyunyaneiweiqubabadeshengyin,chenpingjiuzhidaokenengshiqingdatiaole,tayijingtingdaolezhouweixuduonantongbaofachuxixisuosuodeyilun,shenzhiyouhenduorenjuqileshoujikaishipaishe。

chenpingshunjianganjuetoupimale!

lianhongbozicu,erduogenredefatang,mingtianxiaoyuanwangshangjidakenenghuichuxian“zhananwanxiaoshi,shengtaofuxinhan”zheiyangdetuwenxiaoxi。

zheixuexiao,shidaibuxiaqule。

“shuo,nizheijigeyuedouganshenmequle?”

jiangyunyakebuguanzheixie,buyiburaodezhiwen,tahenxiangzhidaodaodishiyinweishenmeshiqingchenpingdaozhilechenpinghexuexiaotuojie。

“woshuowozhengzaizuoyijianhongdongquanguodeshiqing,ninxinma?”

“a?niqiangjiesharenle?”

chenpingwunaideyifue,gantanjiangyunyasiluqingqi,lingrenpeifu。

“jianglaoshi,nikanwochenpingxiangshineizhongrenma?wozuodedoushiweiguoweimindehaoshi。nixinbuxin,guoyihuierjiuhuiyourenlaiqingwo!”

“weiguoweimin?jiuni??haiqingni,ninlaokezhenyoumianera!lainidaoshishuoshuo,zuodeshenmehaoshinengrangwomendehonghaidaxuedongliangzhicaixiaoshi8geyuezhijiu?”

jiangyunyadelianshangxiemanlezhiyi,bianzhezuiyaozheyatuchu“dongliangzhicai”jigezi,quandangshichenpingweiletaobizijidezhuizecaisalehuang。

“e,zheidoushizhende,jianglaoshi!woyanfaleyizhongjiqi,nenggoubangzhuxiaguodikangyiciyuanxiongshou……”

chenpingzhinenglaolaoshishidehuida,shuodaozheilitaturandunleyixia,shenmixixidebanwuzhezui,“jianglaoshi,sangeyuehoulanxingjiuyaozaodaoyishouruqinle,woquanninganjinhuijiawadixiashi,gaozhuqiang,guangjiliang,buran……”

haimeidengchenpingshuowan,jiangyunyaluchuyizhongkanshazidebiaoqing,liangzhishouzhiniezhuchenpingdeshoubeiranhouyonglideyining。

“ai,tengtengteng,laoshi,ninqia**shenme?”chenpingdaochouleyikoulengqi。

“qiani,wohenbudedasini!wodangniganmaqule,yuanlaishizhuile8geyueerciyuanfanju,niyaoshuonifule8geyuelaonainaiguomaluwohainengrongyixiangxinyidian。”

jiangyunyadexiongfudouyinweichuanxierbutingqifu,nushizhechenping,jiaohaodemianrong,xiulideshencai,cikekanqilaiqueshibieyouyifanfengwei,chenpingyishijianjingranyoudianmihu。

“kanshenmekan,xiaosepi,zougenwohuibangongshi!!”

“aiai,bieajianglaoshi,woshuodedoushizhende!ninyaoxiangxinwo!”

mianduichenpingdejiaobian,jiangyunyanalihainengtingdejinquyigezi,buyoufenshuodeqiangxinglazhechenpingyaowangbangongshizou。

tadadingzhuyi,zheicishuoshenmedoubunengfangguochenping,napashijiangchenpingdenaodaianzaizhuozishangyeyaorangzheihaizibaluoxiadegongkejibuwancaixing。

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“wodiu,zheishidaozenmele?meinanrenlema?”

“meizi,kankanwoya!youxiongjiyoufuji,yigexiaoshi,bubineigexiaobailianzhananqiang?”

“xiexie,yourangwokandaoletamaderenjianzhenshi!”

“我emo了!”

jiangyunyayuchenpingliangrenzaidatingguangzhongzhixiadejixianlacheyundongxianranshichujidaolebushaonantongbaocuiruodeneixin,tamenyuanyuandezhanzaiyipangkaishilezuipao。

hude,chenpingzhiganjuekudanglichuanlaiyizhenzhendong,xunsucongdoulitaochushoujichakan,tadelianshangluchulexiaorong。

guoran,jungongyuanlairenle!

“jianglaoshi,ninkan,womeipianniba!”

chenpingliangchushouji,shangmianzhiyouyijuhua,“chenpingtongzhi,womenyidaohonghaidaxue!”