全球灾变,我的舔狗系统变异了第18章

“shenmo!nikankanzheige‘tadalafei’shishenmeyao?zenmelianbaozhuangdoumeiyou......”

shenmojieguolinyueshouzhongdeliangpianyao,muguangsaoguodishangdeqingquneiyihe“roulingzhi”,xianrulechensi。

zheinanbuchengbushiyizhandekufang,ershimoujiachengrenyongpindiandecangku?

“nifashenmedaini?zheiyaodaodishizhishenmede?”linyuehaoqidizhuiwen。

“嗯......”

shenmoqingkeyisheng:“chijiuyanshi。”

“a......zheidoushenmeluanqibazaode!”

linyuedelianshunjianzhanghong,shengyinyuelaiyuexiao。

shenmojiangyaopianchuaijindouli,jixuchaixiayige。

zheizhongyaowunengtongguokuozhangxueguanzanshitishengtibiaowendu,zaijiduanqingkuangxiakeyihuanjieyanhandaozhidezhitimamu。

buguozheizhongtouzhixingdefangfahuijiasuhexintiwenliushi,yaoxiaoguohoufanergengjiaweixian。

嗯.....

就是这样。

......

jiexialaideshigedaxiangzi,dakaihoulimiansaimanlepaomosuliao。

bakaitianchongwu,liangrentongshidengdayanjing——

yitaizhanxindekashilu!pangbianhaifangzheliuguanqiping!

“zheigehao,zheigehao!”

linyuejidongdixiaoshenghuanhu:“zongsuanshikaichudianhaodongxile!”

shenmozuijiaoyebuzijuedishangyang,xiaoxinyiyidijiangkashilufangdaoyibian。

jiexialaidejigebaoguozongsuanzhengchanglexie:

yixiangyasuobinggan、liangtong5lzhuangdekuangquanshui、yiheqiaokeli、jibaolatiao......

“ei?zheige......”

linyuechaikaiyigebianpingdebaoguo,limianshishihe......jishengyongpin。

tashouyidou,hezidiaozaidishang,jigedulibaozhuanggunlechulai。

“咳,留着吧。”

shenmoqingleqingsangzi:“nengdangxiangpijinyong。”

linyuehongzheliandiandiantou,shoumangjiaoluandijiangtamensaihuihezi。

chaidaoyibanshi,shenmoturantingxiashoushangdedongzuo,shuqierduo——

waimiansihuyoujiaobushengyouyuanjijin。

liangrenlikepingzhuhuxi,lazhuyebeixunsuchuimie。

heianzhong,shenmomodaolinyuebingliangdeshou,qingqingnielenieshiyitabiepa。

jiaobushengzaichekuwaipaihuaileyihui,youjianjianyuanqu。

liangrenzhangshuyikouqi,zhongxindianranlazhu,jixuchaikuaidi。

yigebiaozhe“daoju”debaoguoyinqileshenmodezhuyi,tahuakaibaozhuang——

一把崭新的菜刀!

“好东西!”

shenmoaibushishoudifumozhedaomian。

zicongmorijianglinhou,taduicaidaodeshuxihexiaichengduyurijuzeng,youqishizaijinglilejichangboshazhihou。

linyueneibianyeyoubushaoshouhuo:yixiangjiangyou、jibaonuanbaobaoheyijianjiahouyurongfu。

“这件你穿。”

tajiangyurongfudijishenmo:“nishenshangneijianyoudianbo。”

shenmoyaoyaotou:“nixianshishihebuheshen。”

linyuetaoshangyurongfu,yiwaidifaxianfeichangheshen,jiuxiangliangshendingzuodeyiyang。

“暖和吗?”

“嗯!”

tayonglidiantou,yanjinglishanzheguang:“tebienuanhe!”

suizhechaikaidebaoguoyuelaiyueduo,liangrendebeibaozhujianzhuangman:weishengsub2、lianhuaqingwenjiaonang、shoudiantong、dianchi、shengzi、shouzhi......

zuilingrenjingxideshiyigezhenkongbaozhuangdeershijindami,suiranyijingguoqi,danzaizheizhongshihouxianranshiwujiazhibao。

chaidaozuihouyigedaxiangzishi,liangrenyijingleidegebofasuan,dankaixiangdexingfenganhaishizhichengzhetamenjixu。

“嘶啦——”

jiaodaibeihuakai,shenmoxiankaixianggai,liangrentongshilengzhu。

zhengzhengyixiangdelaotansuancainiuroumian!

“这......”

linyueroulerouyanjing,shengyindouyouxiefazhan:“zheimeduo?”

shenmoyelengzaiyuandi,suishounaqiyihejianchariqi,juranhaiyoubanniancaiguoqi!

“facaile,zheideyouershiduohe......kuai!dabao!”

liangrenxunsujiangsuoyouyouyongdewuzifenleidabao,zuzuzhuanglesangedadaizi。

“怎么带回去?”

linyuekanzheduichengxiaoshandezhanlipin,youxiefachou。

shenmoxianglexiang,congzawuduilizhaochuyigeshoutuiche——zheishigangcaichaibaoguoshifaxiandekuaidibanche。

“用这个。”

tajiangzuizhongdewupinfangzaixiaceng,qingdefangzaishangmian,zuihouyongjijianyifugaizhu。

“我先出去看看。”

shenmoqingqinglaqijuanlianmen,tanchutouzuoyouzhangwang。

jiedaoshangkongwuyiren,zhiyouhanfenghuxiaoerguo。

tachaolinyuedalegeshoushi,liangrentuizhexiaochekuaisulikaicheku,yanzhelaishidelufanhui。

fanchengbilaishigengjiajiannan,tuochedelunzibuduanfachu“gedenggedeng”deshengyin,bidetamenbudebuzouzoutingting,shikejingtizhezhouweidedongjing。

zhuanguoyigejiejiaoshi,shenmoturantingxiajiaobu,yibajianglinyueladaoqianghou——qianfangwushimi,sangelinzhedaodenanrenzhengzaiaijiaaihusouchayanjieshangpu。

liangrenjintieqiangbi,jingjingdengdai。

shenmodeshouyijinganzaileyaojiandecaidaoshang,suishizhunbeizhandou。

xingyundeshi,neisanrenhenkuaizhuanxianglingyitiaojiedao。

shenmoyoudenglewufenzhong,caishiyilinyuejixuqianjin。

juligongyulouhaiyouliangbaimishi,shenmojiaoxiayihua,tuochedeshengsuoturantuoshou。

zhuangmanwuzidetuocheshunzhexiepofeisuxiahua,“peng”deyishengzhuangzailelubiandeqicheshang。

“跑!”

shenmozhuaihuishengsuo,yibazhuazhulinyuedeshouwan,liangrenpinmingxianggongyulouchongqu。

shenhouchuanlaizaluandejiaobushenghejiaoma,shenmohuitoupiejianzhishaowu、liugerenbeishengyinxiyin,chaotamenzhuilai。

yankanzhuibingyuelaiyuejin,shenmomengdisongkailinyue:“nixianhuiqu!”

“不!”

linyuesisizhuazhutadegebo:“yiqizou!”

shenmoyaoyacongyaojianchouchucaidao,zhuanshenmianduizhuibing。

duifangjianzhuangtingxiajiaobu,weishoudezhuanghantongyangjuqiyibacaidao:“badongxiliuxia,raonimenbusi!”

“来拿啊。”

shenmolengxiaoyisheng,quxiahoubeide“zhangmao”。

duizhijian,linyueturancongtuicheshangmochukashiluqiguan,shuiguodaodizheguanzi,lingyizhishoujuzhedahuojixuanzaipangbian。

“ta......tamade!”

tajianshenghandao:“zaiguolaijiubanimenquanshaosi!”

“chou**,niteme......”

duifanghuahaimeishuowan,linyueshoushangyongliyitong,qiguandunshibeizaochuyigexiaokong,“sisi”degaoyaqitipenyongerchu。

dantabingmeiyoulijidianhuo,ershidengzheigeqiguanlouwan,youxunsutaochulingyigexinde。

“biebiwo!wobuxiangsharen!”

zheixuzhangshengshijuranqilezuoyong,zhuibingmenyouyuzhehoutuijibu。

shenmochenjilazhelinyuehuanhuanhoutui,shizhongbaochimianduidirendezishi。

dangtamentuidaogongyulourukoushi,zhuibingzhongyufangqi,mamalieliedizhuanshenliqu。

liangrenchongjindatang,tuozhewuzijiannandipashanglouti。

zhidaoguanshangfangmen,shenmocaizhangshuyikouqi,zhijietanzuozaidishang。

linyuegengshizhenggerentangdaozaidi,xiongkoujulieqifuzhe。

“nitingcongming......”

shenmochuanzhecuqi:“nvhaihuiyongqiguandehenshao......”

linyuezuijiaoyangqiyimodeyidexiao:“zheiyoushenme,wozaidouyinshangkanguoshipin,neihuozhukedale!”

“a?haizhenyaodianhuo?”

“dangran!tamenganshanglai,jiushaosizheibang**!”

“**!neiyaoshihuihuolezenmeban?”

“huihuo......”

linyuezhalezhayan,yilianmangran:“neishishenme?”

shenmodelenghan“shua”dijiuxialaile。

taqiangrenzhetuoliqishen,zailinyuekunhuodemuguangzhong,bashengxiadewugeqiguanhekashiluquandoushoujinlezijifangjian。