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qingrenjiedangtian,laopohewopaiyunfuzhaopaidaoyiban,huandidishangchang。
wofennuzhiwen,quebeilaopojiaoxunyidun。
bingqiebadidianpaijingongsidingtiwodeweizhinazoushuyuwodexiangmu。
shihou,dididesedejiwofalaiyitiaoxiaoxiheyigeliangrensihundeshipin。
“ge,nidezongjianweizhishiwode,nilaopohehaiziyeshiwode,ninashenmejiwobi。”
wokanzheciyandeshipin,renwukerenbaodaledidiyidun。
jieguo,quebeilaoposhanlebazhang,chuyanruma:“liangsheng,sheiyunxunidatade,niyaoshibuxiangganle,wanquankeyigundan,zheigegongsibuhuanyingni。”
“niyiweinishishei?jingrangandongshoudalianghui。”
worengxializhixinhelihunxieyishu,zhuantouchulegongsimen。
bodaleduishougongsilaobandianhua:“lilaoban,woyaotiaocaoqunimengongsi。”
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laoposhenqinghuaiyunsigeyuele,womendouhenqidaixiaobaobeidedaolai。
teyixuanzaiqingrenjiedangtian,qianwangyingloupaisheyizuyunfuzhaopian。
jieguozhaopianpaidaoleyiban,laoposhenqingrangwoxiachang,badidilianghuiladaoletaishangjixupaishe。
wokanzhetaishang,lianghuideshoufumozhewolaopodeduzi,liangrenyandimanshiaiyi。
fennudeqingxuyongshanglexintou,wodequantoubuyouzizhudewojinle。
jinjiezhe,bianchongdaotaishang,balianghuilalexialai。
shenqingjianzhuang,gubushangpaizhaole,chongdaolianghuimianqian。
tabuguzijihaihuaiyun,yongzijideshenqudangzaitademianqian,weihuta。
“liangsheng,nifanshenmebinga?nixiangyaoganshenme?”
shenqingdenuhouchuanruwodeerduolimian,tingdewoxinliduzhang。
wogujizheshenqinghaihuaiyun,bunengdaxidabei。
yaxiaxinzhongdenuhuo,yongwenroudeyuqihaoshenghaoqideshuodao:
“laopo,womencaishifuqi,paiyunfuzhaoyinggaishiwomenyiqi,lianghuitabuyinggaihenipaiyunfuzhao。”
wodeyanyubingmeiyourangshenqingjiqiwomencaishifuqi。
taqingxujidongdezhizhewo,yanjiaodaileidao:
“lianghuibushiwairen,tashiniqindidi,taweishenmebunengpai?”
wotingwanzheijuhua,kusedexiaoleyixia。
kanxiangshenqingdeyanshendaizhexiexumosheng。
shenqingyizhishishidatideren,zenmelianghuilailejiuxiangshibianlegerenyiyang。
woweiweizhangzhangzuihaixiangyaojixushuoxieshenme。
却被老婆打断了。
shenqinglazhelianghuideshou,zaicizoudaosheyingtai。
zheici,womeiyouchuyanzuzhi。
womingbaishenqingrendingdeshiqingbuhuiqingyigaibian。
shenqinghaihuaizheyun,wobuxiangjinuta。
wokanzheshenqinghelianghuixianghuyiweizhe,qinmiwubi
wokanzhelianghuiqinwenzheshenqingdelian,zuozheqinglvcaihuizuodeshiqing。
kanzhekanzhe,wodeyanzenmesuansuande。
woburenzaikan,dixiatou,zuozaishafashangyiyanbufa。
dengadeng,denglebangexiaoshi。
shenqinghelianghuishoulashoucongtaishangxialaile。
woyijiuzuozaishafashangyiyanbufa。
shenqingyeweihewoyijuhua。
buyihuier,tamennazhexuanhaodezhaopianzoudaowodemianqian。
“liangsheng,nikanwomenpaidehaokanma?lianghuishibushihenshangjing。”
wojieguoshenqingshouzhongdexiangce,fanleyiyeyouyiye。
chulezuihouyizhongshiwomenyijiasankoudehezhao。
qitade30zhangzhaopiannanzhujiaodoushilianghui。
xinzhongdesuansemengdiyixiayongshanglehoulong。
wozhangkaizuiquezenmeyeshuobuchuhua。
lianghuizhanzaiyibiantianyoujiacuzhe:
“ge,wozhidaonicongxiaojiubuxihuanwo,keshenqingjiehaihuaiyun,nizheiyijuhuayebushuoyetaisaoxingle。”
shenqingtingjinqulelianghuidehua,duiwolenghengyisheng:
“liangsheng,womeiyouxiangdaonidexinyanneimexiao。”
suiji,shenqinglazheliangshengdeshoulikaileyinglou。
“lianghui,zanmenzou,huijia,biedalinigele。”
tamenkaizouleweiyideche,baworengzaileyuzhonggulinglingdedache。