情人节礼物是吸奶器,我果断跑路了第2章

第2章

wokafeidouwanglehe:“xuziyan,huaiyunduojiule。”

“四个月了。”

mianshishijianyeshisigeyueqian……

我攥紧了咖啡杯——

qinshen,nizuihaobuyaobeipanwo。

chulegongsi,woyibiankaicheyibianjiwodetezhudaqudianhua:

“qinshenzuijindejingyingzhuangkuang,diaochayixia。”

meiyihuier,zhangzhangdebaogaojiufajilewo。

wokandaodiyiye,toupizhijieyizhenfama——

woyuanbendasuanjiweilaihaizidexintuojijin,xianzaijurandaolexuziyanmingxia!

时间……四个月前。

特助有些疑惑:

“qinzongneitianlaibanchanquanzhuanyideshihoushuoguoshininshouquantalaizuode,hainalenindeshouquanshu。”

shuozhe,shouquanshudesaomiaojianjiufadaolewoshoujishang。

kanzhejiangwodeqianzimofangdewanmeiwuquedebiji,woshoujiuzhibuzhufadou。

youzheizhongmofangnengli,hainengnadaowodesirenyinzhangde,chuleqinshenhaiyoushei?

四个月……

neizhengshixuziyanhuaishanghaizideshihou。

qinshenjiuzheimepobujidai,yaojixuziyandehaizipuluma?

ketamingmingzhidao,zheixintuojijin,shiwosiqudefumuliujiwodeweiyiyichan。

tazuodazuoqiang,haishicongzheigexintuojijinlinachulaideqianweitayilubaojiahuhang。

手机振动了一下。

qinshendeshengyinhaishineimechongni:

“laopolaigongsile?xumishugaosuwonizhaoguota,zenme,buxiangxinwoa?”

tadeyuqidaizhekaiwanxiaodeyiwei:

“meiguanxi,laopoyishenglingxia,wozheijiubaxumishucile,zhenghaotahuaiyunle,talaogongyeyizhibumantatingzhedaduzicaizhegaogenxiepaolaipaoqu。”

我笑的苦涩。

takouzhongneigebuxiangxuziyantingzhedaduzicaizhegaogenxiepaolaipaoquderen,youzenmebaozhengbushitani?

qinianqiyuehunyin,womenzhiqianyebuquanshiganqingzaiweixi。

“qinshen,nixiangyaohaizishima?”

他一愣:

“ng……youhaizidangranshizuihaode,danshiwozunzhongnidejueding,ruguonibuxiangsheng,womenyekeyiyibeizidingke。”

“ruguobuxiaoxinhuaileni?nihuiwanliuwoma?”

tahuxiyizhi:“wodangranxiangle,danshishentishinide,nimeizhunbeihao,womenjiuda。”

“这可是你说的。”

我挂了电话。

fanshoujibaobiaodaleguoqu:

“baxumishudaidaoyiyuan,xianzai,like。”

3

bingfangli,xuziyankuzhenaozhesisizhuazhumenkuang:

“chunvshi!zheihaizizhendebushiqinzongde!qiuqiuninbuyaoshanghaiwugu!”

我把手机递过去:

“haoa,neijiujinilaogongdadianhua,rangnilaogonglaijiuni。”

xuziyanyaozhetoubukenjie,“putong!”yishengjiwoguilexialai:

“qiuqiuninlechunvshi,wolaogongzaiguowaichucha,genbenganbuhuilaide!”

“neijiujitadadianhua,zhiyaotajiele,chengrenlenimendeguanxi,wojiufangguoni。”

xuziyanyanzhongdexiwangshunjianxiaoshi。

taduoduosuosuojieguodianhua。

shouzhizaishuzipanshanganlejixia,duoduosuosuodejiangshoujifangzaizijierbian:

“wei……laogong……nilaijiewohaobuhao……”

“buxing!wodengbule!nizaibulaiwomendehaizijiumeile!wobuguannizainali!”

kanzhexuziyanbengkuidemoyang,woyouyishunjianshenzhihuaiyiwozhendeyuanwangleta。