xiawuliangdianbandeshihou，wozhunshitajinlebchaoshi，zaijiejinshifenzhongdecanwurendaodeduixiaofufengkuanganyahou，wobaizhelianwuzheduzicongbchaoshilifuzheqiangzouchulai。
paizaiwohoumiandeshiyigeduzihendadejiejie，tapangbianhaipeizheyigegezihengaodenanhaizi。tamenliangkanwozheifumoyangjiushenshoufuleyibawo，wobaizhelianshuoleyijuxiexie，ranhouneigenanshengjiufuzhewoyiluzuodaolepangbiandexiuxiqu，caipaojinqukantaqizi，wogandongdelihai，yizaidaoxiehou，jiunazhebchaodebaogaozuozaineilihuanshen。
huanlemeiyoujifenzhong，linnianjiuchuxianzailezheili。
budebushuo，tazheigebaidaguademoyangqueshijinyudehen，erneizhongqinglengdeqizhizairenduizhongyegewaizhayan，wowuzhexiaofu，tingzhezhouweideqieqiesiyu，youqiwulidekanletayiyan。
“duziteng?”tawendao。
womeiliqishuohua，zhishidianlediantou。
“neishinibieniaomeibiehao，bangguangyanzhanxingbugou，kanbudaoxiamiandezigong，caixuyaoyonglianya。”talengbingbingdeshuozhe，kebandehen。
我有忍不住翻白眼。
zheizhonglilundedongxihewoshuoyoushenmeyong?danshiwomeiliqihetachao，zhishiqingqingcelecetou，buqukanta。
tashangqianyibu，“qilai。”
fukezhenshizaierlou，wobuxiangdong，jiumeizailita，lengshizhuangzuomeitingjian。
keshilinnianyoulengbingbingdeqiangdiaoleyibian，“qilai。haixuyaorenfuma?songwanwan，nishenmeshihouzheimejiaoruole?”
妈的。
我忍不住骂道。
wozheixiaobaopiqiyicuanshanglai，tianwanglaozidouyabuzhu，woyaoyaqiechidekanxiangta，shengyinlengdenengdiaobingzhazi，“wojiaoruobujiaoruo，rujindougenlinxianshengnimeiguanxiba?nishiwosheianizheimeguanwo?zenmezhelaoniangduzitengxieyixiehaibuxingle?annizheimeshuowoxinzangshangchazhedaoyedeguaiguaigennizhanqilaizoubei?renjiasuweimoumianmoshengrenjianwozheiyangdouzhidaofushangyiba，nijiuzhidaozaizheilibabababa，linxiansheng，ninmeibiyaodalaoyuanpaoguolaijiwonankan，gaiganshaganshaquba，dakebubizaizheidaizhewoxiuru。”
shuowanzheiyitongwoganjuekuaihuoduole，bieleyishangwudeqiyezhongyushufalechulai，cishinaliyigeshuangzilede?
erzhongwuneihuizijinaozilineigeshalebajidezilianxiangfayebugongzipo——tanalishixihanwo，tafenmingjiushixiangguolaikanwoxiaohua!
talinniandagaizheibeizihaimeibeirenshuaiguo，zaiwozheishouleqi，rujinzhengyaotaoyaohuilaini，pashitababudewozaiyouguolizhashanggeqianbaihui，yijietaxintouzhifenni。
呸。果然是狗男人。
zhishiwoshuowanzheixie，tafandaoshiyoubushuohuale，yishuangyanjingdichuizhe，guizhidaotazaixiangxieshenme，daoshineixianzhangdejiemao，congwozheilikanguoquzenmekanzenmehaokan。
linnianzheirensuirangou，keshizhangdeshizhenbulai。
ai，yezhinengshuoshiwoyanguangmeiwenti，dannaozibutaixingba。
tameizaishuoshenme，zhishiyouzuodaolewopangbian。xianzaiwoyijingziranlexuduo，yijingbuzhiyushiyikaishikanjiantashideneigejiangyingzhuangtai，danrengjiushibuxiguande。
linnianjieguowoshoulidebchaobaogao，xixidechakanzhe。woyelandezaiduoshuo，fanzhengzheidongxizaowandouyaoluozaitashouli，zhishishenseweimianyouxiejinzhang，bijingneixieshuyuwozheshishikanbudong，yezhinengcongpianzishangneigeheihuhudezhaopianshangkanchulaiyinggaishimeizhangshenmedongxi，zhiyuqitade，woshizhenbumingbai。
linniankanzhe，meitouyuezhouyuejin。
wozheixinyegenzhetademeimao，jiujiuchengleyituan，woyaoleyaozuichun，congyizishangchengqibangeshentilaikaodaotashenbian，“zenmeyang?”
wozhabazheyanjing，renzhendekanzhetadeshenqing，zhishizheisijingrandandandesaolewodelianyiyan，momingqimiaobengchulaileyiju，“ng，tinghaokan。”
womantouwenhao，yebuzhidaotashuodeshiwozhangdehaokanhaishiwozigongzhangdehaokan，wojuezheyinggaishiqianzhe，bijingtayinggaiyemeijianguojigerendezigong。yushiwofanyingleyihui，houzhihoujuedeyoudianlianhong。
“shei，sheirangnikuawole?woshishuozheigebing，henyanzhongma?”
linnianyijiumobuzuosheng，wolengleshen，congtayanzhongjingrankanchujifentongqinghewanxilai，yinyuejuedebutaiduitou。
chudawenti，ta，tazheigebiaoqing，gaibuhuiwodelejuezhengba?
wojinzhangjile，lianzijibuzhidaoshenmeshihouchezhuletadeshouyemeizhuyi，daoshitajiangbaogaofanglexialai，anfuside，pailepaiwodeshoubei，“wanwan……”
我连忙诶了一声。
“你绝经了。”
(⊙o⊙)啥??!
neitamiaobujiuyiweizheshigengnianqilema!?
jiuming，wotamiaocaiershisana!wozheimeyigehuajimiaolingmeishaonv，juejingle?!
erqiejuejing，bujiuyiweizhexingjisufenmijiangjin，jinrushuailaoqilema?!
womolemozijinennendeliandan，jiuzaichadianjiuyaokuchulaideqianyimiao，linnianhuranxiaole，xiaodehenshiyuyue，“jiade。”
yishidaozijibeishualedewoqibudayichulai，dangxiajiuxiangjilinnianlianggezuibazi，keshitayijingxianyibuzhanleqilai，xiaozhewenwo，“duzihaitongma?”
shuozhe，taxiangshihongxiaohaiyiyang，molemowodetou。
bianshiyouzaidadehuoqiyefabuchulaile。
“zoule，”tahanwodao，“qujinikaiyao。”