baozheshilulu、bingdecigudemiaoxiaoyu，woshenyijiaoqianyijiaotajinsuvpangbiandeshuiwa，bingliangdezangshui“hua”diguanjinpofanbuxie。“rukou**zaixiashuidao？”wosisidingzhejiashizuoshangneijubantoumingdeshiti，shengpataxiayimiaojiu“jiazaiwancheng”，zhashitiaoqilai。
miaoxiaoyuweibabunaifandishuaixianglubianyigetiezhalan：“201haojinggai，jiesuozhiling404#。”neijinggaizhongdelipu，xiangdiyuzhimen。wokouzhebianyuanyuankong，xiaobeiqingjinbaoqi：“cao！laoziyue29kuai8detilizhi，lianpingkuangquanshuidoutamalinbudong！”meiyongyicili，douganjuetilixiangshaloulideshazizaifeikuailiushi。
miaoxiaoyutanqi，roudianqingqinganzaiwoshoubeishang——zhuajianlanguangyishan。“kada！”chenzhongdejinggaidankaidaofeng，bianyuanfanqiyouyoulenglanguangyun。
tuikaijinggai，yigunanyixingrongdehunheqiweipumianzalai！meiwei、nongjiyouwei、cibixiaodushuiwei……xiangbafeiqijifanghedixiaheizhensuocubaosaijinjiaobanji！jinglimeitizi，zhiyoutiaosanfalenglanguangmangde、jinhuchuizhidehuatitongdao，niuqupanxuan，xiangbeibingdukenchulaidechangdao。
“biyan，sanmiaofangyun。”miaoxiaoyugangtixing，wojiaoxiamengdiyihua——
zhenggerenxianggeshikongdeshujubao，zhizhuishenyuan！“peng！”**henhenzazaibinglengjianyingdedishang，tengdeyanqianyihei，jinxingluanmao！zhengyandeshunjian，chedishihua！
**de……saibodiyumoku！tianhuabanguamannihongdengpai，honglanziguangfengkuangshanshuosiyao，xiangmilanzhongzhangdedianzixueguan。quanxiguanggaopingxiangbingdugundong：“hungeqingxitaocan！dierhunbanjia！”、“yindebilicai！nianhua300%baodi！wenzhuanbupei！”fuwuqizhenlie“wengweng”hongming，zhendeermoteng。zhongyangqiantai，zhanzhegechuanjkde“**jie”，dantade“toufa”shiliudongyoulanguangmangdeguangxian，xianghuotishujuxian。tayangqibiaozhunkebandeweixiao，yanshenquelengdedonggusui：“xinruzhidewaibao？qingchushiruzhipingzheng。”。
woshoumangjiaoluanmobianquanshen，zhitaochuneituanbeihanshuiheyushuipaolandesiwangbaogaodan。miaoxiaoyu“sou”ditiaoshangqiantaisaomaqi，roudianyipai——“di！”qiantaiquanxipingshunjianzhakaicimuhongguang：
【linmiao，hundaozhongduansuzhu|waibaoguicha|shiyongqi：7tian|quanxiandengji：quchongji】
qiantai“**jie”mianwubiaoqingdilaiyizhangqiheirumodekapian。zhengmian，shiwogangcaishuaijinlaishigoukennideshishizhuapaizhao。zhaopianxiamian，yixingxinghongxiaozizhayan：
【dixin：0|ticheng：hungeshizhi1%|siwangxian：zili|jiabanfei：zuomeng。】
“zheitamashimaishenqi！”woqidepokoudama。
tatoushangguangxianshujuliushanshuojiakuai，tiannisangyinguozhedianzizayin：“qinqin，zheijiao‘zhongchouxuming’huzhujihuae！nindemeiyicichenggonghundu，doushizaiweininbaoguideshengmingchongzhini。”cao！pizherenpideaijisuanqi！lengxuegaoxiao！
“peng！”yishengmenxiang！neigesuvsijidehunticongxukongzhongshuaijinlai，xiangtaixinhaobuliangdelaodianshi，hunshenshanxuehua，zuibatulaozhanghe，zhinengfachu“zilazila”decierdianliuzaoyin。tashuangshouzhuakongqi，yanshenhunzhuojiqie，xiangnishuizhezhaofumu。
miaoxiaoyu“shua”ditiaohuiwojianbang，dianziyinjicu：“kehutongbushibai！likechuli！tashujukadunhuituokuanishengmingxinhao！”。
wogangxiangkaojin，yizhibinglengrulengdongjinshudeshoumengdizuanzhuwoshouwan！“leng…lengqianbao…mima…”tahoulongjichuzici，daizhebingchazihanyi。neishuangbantoumingdeyanjingli，daoyingzheshenrugusuidekonghuang——mimahoumian，suozhehaizixiaxueqidexuefei？
miaoxiaoyuweibajianhenhenchuowoyaoyan：“tahexinzhinianshishuzijinkumima！xiangbanfarangtaziyuanjiaochulai！fouzezansayiqisijigeshihua！”。
wojichubianlidianyingfunanchangukedejiaxiao：“dage！biehuang！mimajiwo！wobangni‘anquanzhuanyi’daoyinjianyangxingdingjibaoxianku！jueduianquan！”houlongfajin，xinzangzaileiguxiakuangtiao，shengpatakanchuanxuzhangshengshi。
sijihuntibodongshaohuan，jinjiezhe，yidachuan64weiluanmazifuxiangji**penshechulai！wodanaocpudangchangshaogan——bibeibianlidianliangqianzhongshangpintiaomahaibiantaiyiwanbei！
“zheisheitamajidezhua！”wobaotouaihao。juewangganxiangbinglengchaoshui，shunjianyanmeitouding——gangqianmaishenqijiuyaowandan？
miaoxiaoyuweibayisao，xukongzhongdanchuyoulanxunijianpan。wopingzhecancunyinxiang，shouzhizaijianpanshangfengkuangfanfei，qiaoxiazuihouzifu，mengchuoquerenjian——
sijihunti“xiu”dihuazuociyanbaiguang，beixijinpangbianatmjixingzhuangdejiqili。jiqipingmuhongguangbaoshan：【hungejiazhipinggu：1700wanyangjianxunibi|tichengjiesuan：17wanyindebi|yidaozhang。】
“**？！zheijiuchengyinjianfupole？！”woyanjingbei“17wan”cidefaliang！renshengturanyoubentoule！yiguweiruoquezhenshidenuanliu，congxinzangweizhihuanhuankuosan，xiangbinglengdesizhijinruwenshui，shouwantangshangdeciyangyeqingleyishun。cao！xumingdeganjue？！
miaoxiaoyulengbingbingpolaiyitongbingshui：“qingxingdian！yindebizhizaidifuliutong！goumailizhesuan：1yindebi≈yangjian1fenzhongshouming。17wan=xuming17xiaoshi。”tayibianshuozhe，yibianfanzaodiyonghouzhuanaolenaoerduohoumian，fangfoneilizhanlexunidetiaozao。cao！pinsipinhuozhuanbudaoyitianyangshou？！biheixinbianlidianlaobanhaihen！duanzandenuanyishunjianbeigengshendehanyiqudai——17xiaoshi，lianhaohaoshuiyijuedoubugou。
qiantaiai**jiehaowuganqingpaishou，danchuyizhangdianziquan：“gongxiwanchengshoudan！jiangli：bquzhidadiantitiyanquanyici！”。jiaoluochu，yishanbuqiyandeyinsediantimenwushenghuakai。yigechuanheisedoumaoshandenanrenxieyimenkuang，yinyingzhezhudabanzhanglian，zhiluxiantiaolengyingdexiaba。taxiuzhangshouzhijian，manbujingxinbawanzheyimeiupan，upanbiaomiankezheyouyou“404#”guanghen。
jianshangmiaoxiaoyushunjianzhamao，zhenggeshentigongchengyizhangjinbengdegong，weibaxianggenzhakaidegangshua，houlonglifachuweixiededihou：“fanhundulianmengtouhaoheike！zhuantouhuntishujuweibingdu！taxiangbaninaozigeshihuadangshiyanxiaobaishu！”。
doumaonanhuanhuantaitou，maoyanyinyingtunqu——
wodaoxilengqi，sangziyanxiangsaijinbingtuo。neizhanglian……jiangyan？！shangzhouxinwentoutiaohaizaibotazhadifuhexinfuwuqidetongjiling！xinzangxiangbeizhongchuihenza，zhixiganheyizhongguiyi、buheshiyidesuanchuyongshanghoulong。neizhangshuxidelian，cikequexiangyibabinglengdeyaochi，mengditongkailejiyishenchumougexiusidesuokong，dailaiyizhenjianruidecitong。
“linmiao，”tashengyindichen，rutongcongshenhaiyonglai，daizheqiyide、shituanfurenxindecixing，“biexinneizhimao。genwozoulingyitiaolu。”neishengyin，cengjingzaiwushugepibeideshenyediyuguo，cikequexiangguozhemitangdeduyao。
miaoxiaoyugongbeidangzaiwoshenqian，lvyanxiongguangbilu，weibajianshenjingzhidikuaisuchoudazhekongqi：“biexinta！tuzaichangzaidengzheni！”。
diantimenfachu“didi”daojishisheng，binglengdianziyin：5、4、3……
xinzangzaileiguxiafengkuangleidong！yibianshichirenbutugutoudeyinjianheichang，yibianshichoumingzhaozhudetongjifanheike？qutamade！laozimeidexuan！jiangyanyanzhongneishuxiyoumoshengdefuzaqingxu，xiangzhenyiyangcizhewodeshenjing。neiyanshenli，sihuyoumouzhongshenbujiandidedongxi，jiaodewoxinfanyiluan。woyibachaoqizhamaodemiaoxiaoyu，yongjinquanshenliqizhuangjinjijiangguanbidedianti！
jiangyansihuzaoyouyuliao，zaiwochongjinlaideshunjiananxialeb7cengdeanjian。qiangliedeshizhongganmengdixilai，tadichendeshengyinzaixiaxiaokongjianlihuidang：“huanyinglaidao……zhenzhengdehuangquandiceng。”。
diantidengguangsuizhexiachenmingmingmiemie，xiangjiechubuliangdelaojiudianlu。taturanceguotou，ruilidemuguangrudaofengbancixiangbeiwosisibaozaihuailidemiaoxiaoyu：“xinwo？haishixinzheizhi……”tademuguangsaoguowolangbeideyangzi，xiangdaizhedianliu，rangwohunshenbuzizai，“……suishikenengweilexitongguizeerbeipannidegongjumao？”nei“gongjumao”sangezi，yaodegewaiqingxi，daizheyizhongbinglengde、shenshizaowudeyiwei。
woxiayishijiangbinglengdemaotuanbaodegengjin，zhijiajihuyaoqianjintadepimao，redetafachuyishengxiweide、bumande“miwu”。zheiweiruode**rangwoxintouyijin，dansuijibeigengqiangliedeqingxuyanmei。“wosheidoubuxin！zhixinzijizheitiaojianming！”jueqiangdihuidengguoqu，shituyaxiaxindiyintachuxianerfanqidejingtaohailang——neilangli，fangunzhefennu，yefanyongzheyizhongbeizuiqinjinzhirenbeipanhou、xinzangxiangbeiyizhishuxideshouzuanjinhouyouhenhentongleyidaodejutong。
“ding”yishengqingxiang，menkaile。yigunongliedexingchouweihunhezhenongzhongdetiexiuhexiaodushuiweiqiangjinfeili！wodexueyezaikanqingyanqianjingxiangdechanei，shunjiandongjie！
yitiaowangbudaojintoudezoulang，liangceshitoumingdebolifang。meiyigebolifangli，douqiujinzhexingtaigeyidehunti！tamenrutongbeikundeyeshou，fengkuangdi、wushengdiyongtouzhuangjizheboliqiangbi！kongdongdeyanjingqishuashuadi、sisididingzhezhanzaidiantikoudewo，yanshenlitouchudetanlan，rutongeguidingshangleyikuaixianhuodefeirou！
jiangyanceshenrangkaitongdao，zuijiaogouqiyigeguiyierbinglengdehudu：“huanyinglaidaohungejiaoyisuo——yinjianchirenbutugutoudeziben**！nideming，zaizheilizhishizuilianjiadechouma。”。
gangtajinzheitiaosanfazhebuxiangqixidezoulang，toudingdecanbaidengguanjiu“zila”yishengzhaxiang，xiangtamacuimingdesangzhong！liangcebolifanglidehunti，kakakaqishuashuadiniuguotou！wushugeheidongdongdeyanwoxiangwushugeqiangkou，shunjiansuosilelaozi！houbojinghanmao“shua”didaoshu！feilidekongqizhijiedongchengbingtuo！yigubinglengdexuanyunganpitougailianzaguolai，chadianguile——cao，yangshouxudeneidianponuanheqier，loudebiposhaizihaikuai！
“bietamaduishi！”jiangyandeshengyinyadezeidi，xiangbingdaopianguazheermo，“zheibangwanyiershi‘hungeguantou’！dingshangleni，paimaichuidangchangzaninaomenshangbianshangpin！”tashuohuashi，yanjiaoyuguangfeikuaidisaolewoyiyan，neiyanshenxiangzaijianchayiqidushuyiyangjingzhunlenglie。
woyibajiangmiaoxiaoyusaijinhuaili，houbeisisidizhujiangyanbingliangdeshenti：“cao！laozishilaidagongdehaishilaidangshicaide？！”tabingliangdetiwentouguoshiyifushenjinlai，jurantamadailaidianguiyide、duanzandetashigan——xiangzaixuanyabianzhuazhulegendongzhudetielian。miaoxiaoyuzaiwohuailifanzaodiyonghouzhuanaolenaoerduohoumian，fangfoneilizhanlexunidetiaozao。
miaoxiaoyuweibamengdiyishuai，xianggenzhamaodetianxian，zhixiangwoxiongqiandeheika：“lianggongpai！quanxianbaohu！”
wolimabaneiyinzhelaozigoukennizhaopiandeheika“pa”dipaixiongkou！genpolegunyouside，neixietanlandemuguang“zila”suohuijiaoluole，danneixiekongyanwozihaitamasisi“ding”zhezheibian！meiyiciduishang，douxiangbingzhenzharou！
zoulangjintoushishanhouzhongdehejinmen，guazhegexuehongdianzipai：【vipjiesuanqu|quanxiandengji：ajijiyishang】。jiangyantaochuyizhangyinkashuaguo，“chi”yishengqingxiang，menhuakai，yigubizoulanggengcigudehanqiguozhenongliedexiaodushuiweipimianzalai！neiweier，xiangtingshifanghunzhejifang。
zhenpishafashangtanzhegechuangaodingxizhuangdenanren，mianqianxuanfudexunipingmuhumanlexuehuaheluanma。taxiongkoudianzimingpaiyouyoushanzhe：【guyanting】。zheihuntiningshidegengaonongdunengliangkuaiside，yapoganzeiqiang——cao，zheihungejueduizhitianjia！siledoutamabugaineifuchaobishangtoudeguiyangzi，shouzhitoushenjingzhidiqiaozhekongqifushou。
“**deyinjianpoxitong！”tabaozaodimengchuoxuehuaping，xunijianpanzadepapaxiang，“laozishuzijinkudoudabukai？！silehaideshouzheiwonangqi？！nimentamadefuwutaiduweigoule？！”chongzhekongqikuanghou，dangwomenshibaishe。tafennuliguozhegejudadeheidong——neichuanshuzijiushitacunzaidequanbu。miaoxiaoyutiaodaobinglengdebolichajishang，weibabunaifandishuaizhe，xianggenxinhaobuliangdetianxian。
“mubiaoguyanting。”jiangyantailetaixiaba，shengyindichen，daizheyizhongburongzhiyidezhuanyegan，fangfozaishiyanshijieshaoshiyanyangben，“tadehexinzhinianshibayangjianneigezhi1700wanxunibide‘jinkumima’daixialai，jixuchao。shuofutaduihuanchengyindebi，fangqiyangjianshuju。”neiyuqi，binglengdexiangzaifenxidianluban。
wozuijiaohenhenyichou：“liangtoulehaixiangjiagangganchaobi？！zheitamanandubirangbianlidianneiheixinlaobanjilaozidawuzhehailipu！”shouwanshangtangshangdebayoukaishiyinyinzuotong，caodandexianshitixingqi。
miaoxiaoyu“sou”dicuanshangchaji，weibalinghuodishuaizhe，kongzhong“shua”ditoushechuyoulanxunijianpan，tayibiancaozuo，yibianxiayishiditianletianzhanledianxunihuichendezhuazi：“nifuzezuipaohuyou，laoziheixitongzaoyali！linmiao，zhisheng17xiaoshile，pinbupin？！”yiguxiweidehanyiyouconggutoufenglizuanchulai，tixinglaozishijianzailou。
houlonggandexiangshamo，wojichuzheibeizizuitamasuliaodejiaxiao，chanmeidezijidouxiangtu：“guzong！xinuxinu！yangjianqukuailianneitao，zanyinjiandexitongjiagoutaburena！ninzhuomozhuomo，shouzheduisishujuduokui？burutouzizanyinjianyinghezichan‘hungexuequfang’！0.01yindebiyiping，wangchuanhejingfang！pilinnaiheqiaomingxiaoxuequ！zheishengzhikongjian，yangjianzuihuodexiangmupaimadouzhuibushang！”meiyigezidouxiangjiaozhebolichaziwangxiayan。
shuohuajian，wojiaojianbudongshengsedihenchuaileyixiamiaoxiaoyude**。quanxipingmu“shua”diqiehuan，danchuzeitamaxuandedifufangchanppt，“wenzhuanbupei”、“yingzaiqipaoxian”debiaoyushanzhejinguang，peishangbadierqide3dhaohualoupandonghua，huangderenyanyun。