第2章 你技术太烂

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yeziyueyebuzhidaonaerlaideyongqi,shunshidaozainanrenhuaizhong,xiaoshoujinjinjiuzhutadeyijin,tuqirulan,“woqueding。”

“啧。”

libeiyanqingchi,mouseshenandejiangrenlanyaobaoqi,heshangmen,chaozhefangjianzhongyangdedachuangzouqu。

nanrengaodadeshenqufuleshanglai,yeziyuedeshuangshoubeigaojuguotouding,zheizhongquruyouxiuchidezishi,rangyeziyuedikangqilai。

“suiranbuqingchunikouzhongdebailangshishei,buguoxianzai,wozhixiangrangnihaohaoganshouwo!”

shuoba,bianhenhenguanchuan……

翌日。

riguangpusajinjinbihuihuangdejiudianfangjian,yeziyuezhengkaiyan,shentisiliebandetengtongrangtashunjianqingxing。

“woqu!wojingran……”

xiangdaozuowandezhudonghefangzong,yeziyuehenbudedasiziji!

tianna,tajiuzheimebazijidediyicijiaojiyigemoshengnanren!!

**nanrendoubuhuijujuedema!

biezheyiguhuoqiniutou,jiukanjianshenpanghaizaichenshuizhongdenanren。

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好像,也不是很亏。

ke,jiuzheiyangzoule,yetaibuganxinleba。

yeziyueshenhuxi,qingshouqingjiaocongshoutibaolifanchuzhibihekouhong……

……

libeiyangangxingguolai,jiujiedaomishudedianhua。

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yikaiyingbi,libeiyanyuedushangmiandewenzi。

“beibixianshengnihao,zuowansuiranshiwozhudong,buguoneishiyinweiwoheduoleshuajiufeng,niquemeiyoubandianzijuedejujuewo!danishiwobudui,zheishijiuzheimesuanle,niyebielaizhuijiuwo,huihuaiwodemingyu!jianyunilandaobaodejishu,shuwozhinengjiniyimaoqiandefengkoufei。”

yimaoqian……landaobaodejishu……

libeiyanetouqingjinzhitiao,qixueyongshangnaomen!

qideyiquanzaxiangtaideng。taidengyingshengersui。

jiangzhitiaosisui,gangbengrengjinlajitonghou,libeiyanhuosubotongsiyidedianhua,“nijiabushiyouzhentanchanyema?ganjinjiwochachuzuowanjinwofangjiandeneigenvrenshishei!”

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zheishi,mishuchuangrujiudianfangjian,mantoudahandedao,“lizong,huiyimashangjiuyaokaishile,qingninganjingenwoqugongsi。”

libeiyanfuyandeyinglesheng,xinbuzaiyandequleyushi。

huanyifushi,xishutaishangbolijingshangyingchutajieshidexiongtang,yiji……

shangmianyongkouhonghuachulaide,leisijinzhengubandedongxi!

“操!”

libeiyanrenbuzhubaolechukou,culucheguomaojinzhanleshuihenhencashixiongtang。

wangzhejingzilimianseyinchenkebudeziji,libeiyanxiadingjuexin:

yidingyaobatazhuahuilai、henhenchengfayifan!

shifenzhonghou,siyidalai,“jiankongyiwaiposun,buguoyaochayebushixing,lai,qiuxiaoyewoyisheng。”

“滚!”