第五章 五个耳光

xuruyunzuomengyemeiyouxiangdao,yefengjingnenghuozhehuilai!

wuniandelaoyu,meinengaosita;zijipaiqudedashou,yemeinengjiejueta?

zheixiaozideming,zenmezheimeying!?

“wobujinhaihuozhe。”yefengyibubuzoujindating,“erqiehaihuodehenhao!”

“shinishalebaoshutamen?”yezezhuiwen。

“nishishuo,jiewochuyudeneixierenma?”yefengpingjingdihuidao,“fangxin,tamenzoudehenanxiang。”

yirenfenghou,tamenshenzhidoulaibujiganshoudaotongku。

“ni——!”yezeqideyaoyaqiechi。

suiranabaotamenshidashou,danquenengbangyezezaixuexiaoliliwei,yinciyezeduiabaoneixierenhaishihenyilaide,shenzhiqinqiedechenghuweibaoshu。

xuruyunhenkuaizhendingxialai,liumeiyishu,nuchidao:“nihaihuilaiganshenme?nizheigejiazudechiru!bailei!”

shuozhe,xuruyundiuchuyizhangbaozhi,youdao:“jinzaoyejia,yijingduiwaifachushengming,jiangniyongjiuzhuchujiamen。nizaiyebushiyejiarenle,womenyemeinizheigeerzi,shixiangdejiukuaidiangunba!”

xuruyungaoangzhetoulu,yongkansangjiazhiquanyibandeyanshen,mieshizheyefeng。

jiusuanzheixiaozimingzaiying,younengzenyang?shiqujiazubihu,haibushirenrennaniedelouyi!

“kuaigun,woyemeinizheigedunguojianyudegege,shuochuqudoudiuren!”yezeyebiyidiqugan。

mianduimuzierrendejifeng,yefengchuzhitanran。

“wolaici,haiyouweiwanzhishi!”yefengyoulidishuozhe,jixumaibuqianjin。

“ni……niyaoganshenme?”mianduibububijindeyefeng,xuruyunyouxiedanqie。

“dashaoye,nikuaizouba。buyaozainaole。”

“shia,nidouyijingdunguoyicidalaole,nandaohaixiangzaijinquma?”

“guanjiani,kuaidiannadianqian,songdashaoyechuqu。”

jialideyongrenmenjianzhuang,yiyongershang,xiangyaolanzhuyefeng,tizhufenyou。

“gunkai!”yefengyishengnuchi,dunshihetuizhongren。

cishideyefeng,fangfohuashenweiyibinglijian,lingpangrenbuganjiejin,biqifengmang。

“nixiangganshenme?”didiyezedangzailemuqinshenqian,zhizheyefengchimadao,“niyijingbushiyejiaderenle,zheiliyebushininengsayededifang!”

yefengyishoushenchu,yourusishenyiban,jinjinzuanzhuleyezedeyanhou。

“zhangxiongrufu!”yefenglengshengdao,“zaiwomianqian,nayounishuohuadefen?”

——刷!

yefengsuishouyishuai,jiurutongdiuqiyijianlaji,jiangyezezhongzhongdishuaifeichuqu。

“zeer!?”xuruyunjianzhuang,bujinyoujingyounu,“nigandawoerzi!?”

“wobuguanggandata。”yefengchushourudian,“wohaigandani!”

——啪!

yefengyigeerguang,shuaileguoqu。

dunshijiangxuruyunzhongzhongdidadaozaidi。

“zheiyibazhang,danijiaoziwufang,muwuxiongzhang!”

qingcuideerguangsheng,yejingdailezaichangsuoyouren。

zhongrenmeixiangdao,yefengchuyuganghuilai,jiuganzhangguaijimu?

这真是翻天了!

dan,yefengdalaoyuandehuilai,kebushiweileyijiatuanju。

junzizhichou,shishikezhan!

yefengdengbuleshishi,yebuyongdengzheimejiu。

现世现报!

“ni……nigandawo!?”xuruyunyebeidamengle,wuzhelianjia,luchulenanyizhixindeshense。

——啪!!

huidatade,shidierjiyouzhongyoujideerguang。

zaicijiangta,dafanzaidi!

“zheiyibazhang,danitiaobolijian,luanwoyejia!”

xuruyunganjuenaoziwengwengde。

“小畜生,你——”

——啪!!!

youshiyijixiangliangdeerguang。

“zheiyibazhang,danishexiexinchang,haiwowunianlaoyuzhiku!”

xuruyunyouyicibeidafanzaidi,yibeiyefengdeqishijizhenshezhu,shuobuchuhualai。

——啪!!!!

“这一巴掌……”

yefengxiangdaolejinlvyi,yijidangnianchehuodesuoyoushouhaizhe。

“zheiyibazhang,shiweidangnianneichangchehuo,yisiqishangdesuoyoushouhaizhedade!”

xuruyundezuijiao,xianxuezhiliu。

——啪!!!!!

“zheiyibazhang,shirangnijizhu:woyefeng——huilaile!!!”

xuruyundelianjia,gaogaozhongqi。

zhongmukuikuizhixia,jingbeijizifanfuchouda,zheiduixuruyunzheizhonghaomenkuotailaishuo,jianzhishiqichidaru。

tanuhuogongxin,qidehunshenfadou,shuobuchuhualai。

“nirangwozuolewunianlao,woxianhaijinizheiwugeerguang!”

“danbieyiweizheiyangjiusuanwanle……zheizhishiyigekaishi!”

“nihaiganzenyang!?”xuruyunnushiyefeng,lenglengdihuiying:“niyaoyouzhong,jiushalewo!”

beijizirucixiuru,taningyuanqusi。

“shani?haha……”yefengbuxiedilengxiao,“xianzaidewo,shanirushazhugou!”

shaleta,weimianyetaibianyileta。

“wohuiqinshounahui,shuyuwodeyiqie!yejiadeyiqie!”

“woyehuijiangwosuoshoudaodekunan,shibeibaibeidefenghaidaonishenshang!”

“nijiwohaohaokanzhe、dengzheba!”

wunianqiandeyefeng,cengxiangyaofangqiyiqie,danxuruyunrengyaoganjinshajue。

jiranruci,neimeyefengjiufengpeidaodi,congtashouzhong,duohuiyiqie,baibeifenghai!

xuangaowanyiqiehou,yefengzhuanshenliqu。

liuxiayizhongyongrenmen,mianmianxiangqu,daqidoubuganchuanyixia。

“dashaoye……haoxiangbianlegerenside……”

“gangcaideqishihaoherena……”

“taitai……xiaoshaoye!nimenmeishiba!”

muzierren,beizhongrenchanfuqilai。

“ma……tadawo……”yezeganjuehunshensuantong,kusangzhelian“zhangzheda……haimeirengandawo!”

xuruyunyewuzhe**ladelianjia,jingnujiaojia。

“gun!doujiwogunchuqu!”

“jintianzaizheilifashengdeyiqie,nimenyaoshiganchuanchuqubandian,wogelenimendeshetou!”

xuruyunpaoxiaozhe,jiangyongrenmendouganchuqu。

erhou,xuruyunnachushouji,bochuyigehaoma,yibabitiyibaleidikusudao。

“dage!neigexiaochushenghuilaile!tahaidalewo……niyaoweiwobaochoua!!!”

“jiushiyefengneigexiaochushenga!tahaihuozhe!nikuaizhaoyixiehenren,tiwonongsita!”

xuruyunduizheshouji,yaoyaqiechideshuozhe。

cishi,dianhuadelingyiduan。

yigezhongniannanzi,zhengtangzaiyizhangshehuaerkuanchangdedachuangshang,zuoyouyouliangweimiaolingmeinvhuanrao。

ciren,zhengshixuruyundedage,xuruhai。

xujia,zaiyanjingweilieshidahaozu,xuruhaishenweijiazudejichengrenzhiyi,gengshishouyantongtian。

zaitingwanmeimeidekusuhou,xuruhaidelianse,yezhujianyinchenxialai,hedeliangpangdemeinvmenyeshiqudituixia。

“neigexiaochusheng,jingranhaimeisi?haizhenshimingdaa!”

“meizi,biekule,getinizuozhu!womashangpairenquzhuaneixiaozi,yidianyidianhuogualeta!”