sundashengluguocidi，tingjianzhengshuangdidigugu，haoxianghainiantaoguozijidemingzini！
“你认识俺老孙？”
sundashengchuxianzaizhengshuangmianqian，zhengshuangmengbile，zheibushixiyoujizhongdesunwukongma？
zhengshuangdailengzhebushuohua，sundashengdehouzhuazizaitayanqianhuanglehuangdao:“anlaosunwennihuani！nirenshianlaosun？”
zhengshuanghuiguoshenlaixiaolexiaodao:“woduzie，nijiwodianchide，wojiugaosuni。”
sundashengpingkongquchuyiketaozijilezhengshuang，zhengshuangjieguotaozijiuken，bajibajidichizhetaozi。
“zheishiwangmuniangniangdexiantaoma？zhenhaochi。”zhengshuangchizhetaozishuodao。
“shi，zheishianlaosuntoulaide，nijiubiedahandajiaole，kuaishuo，nirenshianlaosunma？”
“nizaijiwochiyiketaozi，wojiujinijiangmeihouwangdegushi。”zhengshuangsipilailiandao。
sundashengyemeiyouzaiyi，youpingkongquchuyiketaozijilezhengshuang。
zhengshuangyibianchizhetaozi，yibianjisundashengjiangqimeihouwangdegushilai。
“congqianyouzuoshan，cishanmingjiaohuaguoshan，shanshangyoukedashitou。wangmuniangniangluguohuaguoshanshi，zuozaineikuaidashitoushangxiuxileyihui，ranhoujiuzoule。wangmuniangniangbuzhidaodeshi，tajidashitoushangdileyidianxuekui，houlaidashitoujiuhuaiyunle。dashitouhuaiyunbabainian，danshengxiayizhihouzi。zheizhihouzitebiecongming，zaihuaguoshanjiyiqunhouzidangshangledawang，houzimenchenghutaweimeihouwang。”
“youyitian，meihouwangqubaishixueyi，tadeshifushiputizushi，jiaotaxuehuitengyunjiawu，jiaotaxuehuiqishierbian，congcimeihouwangshentongguangda，faliwubiana！yinweitahaomainong，jieguobeiputizushiganchushimen，meihouwangzhinenghuidaolehuaguoshandangtademeihouwang。”
zhengshuangshuozheshuozhejiubushuole，sundashengtingdezhengqijing，jieguoduanpianle，zheihainenglede？
“houlaini？jiezheshuoa！”sundashengcuicuzhengshuangdao。
“woduzie，zaijiwoketaozichi？”zhengshuangxiexiaozhe。
sundashengweiletingmeihouwangdegushi，yushiyoujilezhengshuangyiketaozi。
zhengshuangyibianchizhetaoziyibianjixujiangdao:“meihouwanghuidaohuaguoshanhou，heixiongguaishangmenlaizhaocha，yushimeihouwangjiubaheixiongguaipangzouleyidun。guhuashuo，budabuxiangshi，meihouwangpangzouleheixiongguaiyidunhou，yihouyixiongchenglehaopengyou。zhengtianzaiyiqidachidahe，riziguodemeizizide。”
“youyitian，heixiongguaigaosumeihouwang，shuoshidonghailonggongyouhaobingqi，rangmeihouwangquzhaodonghailongwangtaoyaoyijianbingqi。meihouwangjuedeyeshi，yushiqianwangdonghailonggong，zhaodonghailongwangsuoyaoyijianchengshoudebingqi。”
zhengshuangshuozheshuozheyoutingle，yinweitaozichiwanle。
sundashengyushiyoujilezhengshuangyiketaozi。
“donghailongwangdebingqihenduo，danshimeihouwangdoubumanyi，juedezheixiebingqitaiqingle。ruguobujitayijianchengshoudebingqi，tajiuyaochailedonghailonggong。donghailongwangdabuguomeihouwang，weiledafazoumeihouwang，shuotayoujianhaobingqi，jiaozuodinghaishenzhen，zhongliangdadaoyiwansanqianwubaijin，zhiyaomeihouwangnengnadedong，jiurangmeihouwangdaizou。donghailongwangyiweimeihouwangnabudong，sheizhidaomeihouwangshentongguangda，bujinnengnengnadedong，hainengbadinghaishenzhenbiandahuozhebianxiao，zuihoumeihouwangdaizoudinghaishenzhen，chadianbadonghailongwangqisi。”
zhengshuangyoubujiangle，sundashenghenwuyu，buyuedao:“nizenmeyoutingleni？jianga！”
“meihouwangnazhedinghaishenzhenhuidaohuaguoshan，nazhedinghaishenzhenjihouzihousunmenbiaoyan，badinghaishenzhenshuqilai，yizhiwangdabian，dinghaishenzhenyuelaiyuezhang，zhichuanyunxiao，zuihoubadinghaishenzhendingdaoleyuhuangdadidelingxiaobaodian，zheixiakejiujingdongyuhuangdadi……”
“后来呢？”
“bujiangle，zheigegushitaizhangle。”zhengshuangxiaoyudao。
“nijiaoshenmemingzi？zanmenjiebaichengxiongdizenmeyang？”sundashengdao。
“haoa！wojiaozhengshuang，nibiwonianlingda，yihouwojiujiaonihouge，nijiujiaowozhengshuangjiuxingle。”
“苍天在上，”
“后土在下，”
“我郑爽！”
“我孙大圣！”
“jinriwomenjiebaiweixiongdi，younantongdang，youfutongxiang……”
“hahahaha……houge！”
“hahahaha……shuangdi！”
“houge，haiyoutaozichima？woshizaishitaiele。”zhengshuanggangadao。
“shuangdi，nidouchilesiketaozile，yiketaozizengjiawubainianshouming，dousongniliangqianniandeshoumingle，nihaibuzhizuma？”
“houge，shoumingbushoumingdewusuowei，wojiushiduziedebuxingasuibianjidianchideyexinga！”
“haoba，shuangdinitizhitaicha，hougejiujinichikedanyao，jinixisuifajingzenmeyang？”
“好啊！”
sundashengjizhengshuangchileyikefajinxisuidan，jizhengshuangxisuifajin，ranhouyoujizhengshuangchileyikepigudanmiandetalaojiaohanzhee。
sundashenghezhengshuangchenglejiebaidixiong，daizhezhengshuangqutadexiuliandongfu。
zhengshuanggensuizhesundashenglaidaotadedongfuli，guaguopiaoxianga，houzijiushihouzi，jiushixihuanchiyixieguaguoa！
jiexialaiyigeyue，zhengshuangjisundashengjiangmeihouwangdegushi，sundashengjizhengshuangchidanyao，jiaozhengshuangxiulian。
yigeyuexialai，zhengshuanghesundashengwuhuabutan，chengleqinmiwujiandexiongdi。
“shuangdi，womeiyounixiuliandegongfa，zhinengbangnixisuifajing，duanzaojingule。jiexialai，wodainiqujianyigeren，rangtajiaonixiulianzenmeyang？”sundashengshuodao。
“haoa！keshirenjiayuanyijiaowoxiulianma？”zhengshuangxunwendao。
“shuangdinibaitaweishibujiuhaolema？tajiaoyaoxianlaotou，yishulede，nibaitaweishibuchikui，zenmeyang？”
“可以。”
sundashengdaizhezhengshuanglaidaoyaoshan，yaoxianlaotoujiansundashengdaolai，xiaohehededao:“sundashengzheishishenmefengbanijichuilaileni？”
“yaoxianlaotou，zheishianxiongdizhengshuang，ansongtalaibainiweishi，rangnijiaotaxiulian，zenmeyang？”
yaoxianlaotoudaliangleyixiazhengshuangxiaoyudao:“zhiyaotabuxianqiwolaotouzifan，wojiushoutaweitu，jiaotaxiulian。”
zhengshuanglijisanbaijiukou，baiyaoxianlaotouweishifu。
“shizunzaishang，qingshoutuerzhengshuangyibai。”
“hahahaha……haohaohao，haotuer！tuerqingqi，zhiyaonirenzhenxuexi，shizunyidingbuhuizangzhuo。”yaoxianlaotouhahadaxiaodao。
“yaoxianlaotou，nikanansundashengduinizenmeyang？zheigetudibucuoba？”sundashengshangcuanxiatiaodejiaohandao。
“xiexiesundashengle，danyaochiwanleba？zaisongnijipingjiushile，jini……”