第6章 到底谁傻

“shabileba?jiehuifei!”changepianpianfeiwu,zaikongzhongxuanqileyoumeipiaoyidewubu。

“feixue,biepa,youwozaini!”

haoranyibabaozhulefeixue,yexuanlejigepiaoliangdexuanzhuan,rangyipangdechangexianmudezhimaohuo。

“zhiduoxing,nishiwodefujun,zenmehuailihaibaozheta?”

changefeishangqianyibajiangfeixuelakai,laqihaoranxiangyuanchufeiqu。

“haonigechangexianzi,wodehaorangegeshenmeshihouchenglenidefujunle?”

feixuebeirengzaileyibian,feisudediaolexiaqu,hetamenyinchayangcuodefenkaile。

“飞雪,飞雪!”

haoranfenlizhengtuochangedeshou,xiangyaozhuiganfeixue。

keyijinglaibujile,feixueyijingtiqiandiaolexialai。

“pilipala!a!tianna!shuaisiwole。”

feixuezazaileyigeheihuhuyingbangbangdedongxishang,yougunlexialai。

“gaoshenmegaoa?daoju,nimenzenmegaode?

yanyuandounengdiaoxialai,xiangbuxiangganle?kuaijiangyanyuanfuqilai,kankanshuaihuailemeiyou?shuaihuailewobalenimendepi。”

daoyanleitingzhennu,fudaoyanganjinpaoguolai,peizhexiaolianjieshi。

“a!e!daoyannikan,womendeyanyuanzaishangmianni!zheigebushiwomenjuzudeba?”

“ng!wolaikankan,nandaoshiwaixingren,kanzheirendechuanzhedabanxingxushibiedejuzude。”

“o!tianna!zheishinalia?”

feixuekanzhejigehetachuanzheyiyangdeyifu,yongshengzidiaozhezaitiankongfeilaifeiqude。

haiwandebuyilehudenanrennvrenlengtoulengnaodewendao。

“这里是地球啊?”

daoyanmomotadenaodai,buhuishinaodaishuaihuaileba?

“o!yuanlaishidiqiua!neiliyueqiuhaitingyuandea!”

feixuebeidadaoyanfuqilai,rouleroushuaitengdegebotui。

“hehehe!yueqiu,buyuan,zuoyuzhoufeichuanyihuierjiudaole。”

daoyandagaiyanxiyanduole,yebuzaihuzaipeitawanhuier。

“hehehe!haiyongzuoshenmefeichuana!woyihuierjiufeishangqule,kanwode。”

jiaoaodegongzhuyexuyongyuandoubuzhidaotiangaodihouba?jiuxihuanzheiyangbiaoxianziji。

“o!nijiuchuiba!niyaozhenyouneibenshi,haiyongshuaidezheimecan?yuanlainihaizhenyoujingshenbinga?”

dadaoyanduitabuganxingqule,songkailefuzhetadeshou。

“daoyan,nikan,tazhendefeile,feidehaomeia?”zhulijianzhijingbaoleyanqiu。

“o!nandaodiqiumeiyouxiyinlile?neiwoshibushiyenengfei?”

daoyanyezhangkai“chibang”feileqilai,jieguobeixitieshiyiyangxidaoledishang。

shuaidebiqinglianzhong,qidetazhimaniang。

”ai!nidaomei?yuanlai,shenjingbingshikeyichuanrande。

zheimekuaizanmenjingmingguotoudedadaoyanjiuchengshenjingbingerle。“

zhuliyankouerxiao,toutouhexiaoxiatianshuo。

“shenjingbinger,neiyini?”xiatianwendao。

“shuonidai,nijiushidai,neiyibushizaitianshangfeinima?

tajuranwendaoyanzheilishidiqiua?nishuobushishenjingbingshishenme?

jiushimeideyoudianbuxianghua,kexile。yaoburanzouhongjueduishifenfenzhongdeshi。”

助理替飞雪惋惜到。

“ai!xiannv,nizhenlihai,nifeigoulemeiyoua?”

daoyanpazaidishangbantianmeiyouqilai,tahaishixiangquerenzheidiqiudaodiyoumeiyouxiyinli。

“shenxian?buxing,youtmbeirenchulaile。a!pa!o!haotengo!”

feixuezirendaomei,youyicizhongzhongdeshuaidaoledishang。

takebuxiangdiercibeidangzuoyaoguaibeihuoshao,yaoshizaineiyangneiyesidetaiyuanle。

hekuangbeishaohouyidinghuihenchouhenchou,haorangegegaixianqitale。

“aiyou!nijianguozheimedaomei,shuaidezheimecandeshenxianma?

renjiazhibuguoshitouxueledianzuchuandeqinggongeryi,kewohaimeiliandaojia,suoyizongshishuaixialai。”

feixueshenleshenshetou,youkaishiroucuozheshuaipodetui。

“hehehe!keyeshi,niwenwozheishina?

wohaiyiweinilaizitianshangni?zhishinizhangdeyetaiqinglituosule。

haizhenyoudianxiangbushirenjianyanhuodexianzi。wolaiweinipaizhangzhaoba?”

daoyangangyaojuqizhaoxiangjiduizhunta,shanguangdengyishan,feixueruguimeibanpiaoguolai。

shenshouzhuaguozhaoxiangjishuaidaoledishang。shenmiguixiaoleyishengshuodao:

“xiangnaanqishangren,nihainenledian!”

说完就扬长而去。

“wocaizhenzhengzhuangguileni!kexilewomingpaizhaoxiangjia!”

dadaoyanxintengdejianqilezhaoxiangji,shishikanhainengbunengyongle,sanwanduokuai,jiuzheimemeile,haiyiweijiangebaoni!

sheizhiquezhualeyishoucao,haidalegezhaoxiangji,nikanwozheidaomeicuide。“

dajiajiwolanzhuta,wobunengrangtabaizalewodezhaoxiangji”

“jiupingnimenzheixiecainiao,haixianglanzhuwo?bengongzhukebushichisude。

zenmelanzhuwo,xianggongjinwanshanma?”

feixuegangxiangfei,turanjuedezijizaizheirenshengdibushude,haizhenbuzhidaogaiquna?

woshibushiyinggaizaizheidengwodehaorangegeni?zhengzaitayouyuzhiji,tayijingbeibaoweile。

“wei!fengyatou,nizaledongxijiuxiangliua?

nayouneizhonghaoshi,nipei,sanwanduokuai,naqianba!”

dadaoyanqihuhudezhuazhufeixue,patafeile。

“nishuowozalenidezhaoxiangji?jiushizheigeanqima?

neigedongxinimenzuodeyetaibujieshileba?anqibujiushiweileshangrendema?zenmehaineimebujinshuaia?

wochulaideshihouwangdaiyinzilegaitianrangwodebinvjinimensongguolaia!duoshaoyinzi?”

“woshuodaxiaojie,nipaixipairumileba?chabuduojiuxingla?hainidebinvni!

womenbuyaoyinzi,jiuyaorenminbi。nidaodiyoumeiyouqiana?”

dadaoyanyoudianbunaifanle。

zhenxiangshangtashenshangsouyixia,kekandaofeixueyouliangxiazi,haishisuanleba!shengzheaida。

“renminbi?nimenyoubingba?fangzhebaihuahuadeyinzibuyao?

juranyaoshenmebi?neiwojinzizongkeyileba?”

feixueyanzhongbishitamenbaichi。

“jinzi?niyouduoshao?”

dajiayikan,zheijiahuobuguangshenjingyouwenti,zheinaozibachengyeshigechidai。

renminbibuji,juranyaojijinzi,haoa!wodaoyaokankantayouduoshaojinzi。

“yaoduoshaoyouduoshaoa,jiupanimenyoumingna,meiminghua。

worangwofuhuangbanimentongtongdouzhuaqilai,guanjinsilaoli,rangnimenqifuwo。”

feixuejieqideyikouqishuowanle,jiudayaodabaidezoulechuqu。

“wei!tazoula!haidoushalengzheni!haibugenzheququjinziqu?

yebuzhidaoshitasha,haishinimensha?fanzhengrangshazijihuyoule。”

dadaoyanyuetingyuejuedezheifeixuenalibuduijinger,xingxutazhendeshinaoziyouwenti。

neiwomengenzheququjinzi,bushiyiyangnaodaiyouwentima?