第四章 异世界舅舅

yanfabubuzhangshiyigekanqilaisanshiwusuizuoyoudezhongniannanren。

talaidaomianshishizhihou,jiuzuodaolexuluoyangdeduimian,naqilexuluoyangdejianli,yibiankanyibianshuodao:

“nijiushixuluoyangduiba,nibenrenhezhaopianshangdechajuyouxiedaa。”

xuluoyanghaishineigejiekou:

“zhaopianshiyiqianpaide。”

yanfabubuzhangyebuyiyouta,jixukanzhexuluoyangdejianli:

“nishihuhaidaxuedea,neikeshiyisuobucuode985daxue,nihaishiyingjieshenglaizhe。”

“条件挺好。”

xuluoyanggaoda8diandezhilikebushichuide,zaijiashangtabenrenyeyoushangjinxin,ziranerrandekaojinlehuhaidaxue,yejiushitasuozaidezheizuochengshihuhaishidedaxue。

kanwanjianlihou,yanfabubuzhangyoujiandandewenlexuluoyangjigewenti,ranhougenyipangderenshibubuzhangzhoufangshuodao:

“zheixiaohuozibucuo,keyiluyong。”

周芳笑了笑:

“hao,ruzhiriqidehua...”

徐洛阳插嘴道:

“mingtianjiukeyiruzhi,fanzhengwoyemeiyoubiedeshiqing。”

周芳一锤定音:

“neijiumingtianhaole,nimingtianjiulaigongsi,daoshihoujinianpaigongweiheshouxu。”

面试就这样结束了。

xuluoyangzailikaigongsideshihou,ziranhuijingguoqiantai。

qiantaixiaomeinvyikanxuluoyangconggongsilichulai,mangbudiedewendao:

“xushuaigexushuaige,nimianshitongguolema?”

xuluoyanggonggongshou:“tuonidefu,mianshiguole。”

qiantaixiaomeinvgaoxingdexiaodao:“neizanyihoujiushitongshile,nimeishidehuakeyilaiqiantaizhaowowan。”

“wo...wopingshizaiqiantaidaizhehenwuliaode,henqueyigenenggouliaotiandepengyou。”

xuluoyangdiantoudao:“youjihuiyidinglai。”

zhuanguotianlai,xuluoyangyoulaidaolegongsili,xianyouzhoufangbuzhangbanliruzhishouxuhou,jinjiezhejiubeidaidaoleyanfabuzhong。

yanfabubuzhangdaizhexuluoyanglaidaoleyigekanqilaisanshisuizuoyoudenanrenpangbian:

“xiaoyanga,zheishizanbumendexintongshi,niyihoujiushitadeshifule,duodaidaita。”

yangwanlidiantoudao:“okok,zheidoushixiaowenti!”

“wozheizhenghaoyequeyigerenbangmang。”

“shuaige,nijiaoshenmea?”

xuluoyanglimaodeziwojieshaodao:“wojiaoxuluoyang,shifunihao。”

yangwanlihexuluoyangwolewoshou:“wojiaoyangwanli,shihuhaishibendiren,yihoujiuyouwodainile!”

“luoyang,nijiufangxinba,nishifuwozaizangongsiyeshiyoujifendiwei!”

“zhiyaoniburedaozuzhangjiyishangderen,wodoujinibaiping!”

xuluoyangsikaoleyixia,wendao:

“neige,woruguomeiyoujicuodehua,zangongsidezuzhijiagouzhong,dengjizuidideshiputongzhiyuan,qicijiushizuzhangleba。”

yangwanlishenyiweirandediandiantou:“meicuo,nidaoshijidetingzhun。”

xuluoyangxinzhongfanlegebaiyan,tucaodao:

hezhequangongsilinidemianzizhizaizhiyuanzhongguanyonga。

cishi,yanfabubuzhangpailepaixuluoyangdejianbang:

“xingle,jiexialaideshiqing,nimenshituliangliaoba。”

“xiaoyang,nibazangongsideyixiezhuyishixianggenluoyangshuoshuo。”

yangwanlimankoudayingzhe:“haolei,nifangxinba,buzhang。”

研发部走了。

yangwanlinroulerouzijidelian,nannandao:

“si,buzhangneijiahuokesuanshizoule。”

“wogangcaishangbanmoyudayouxideshiqingtameiyoukandaoba。”

“xiaoxu,nizhaogedifangzuoba,buzhangzoule,zanjiukeyifangsongdianle。”

“pingshinijiugenzhewo。”

“biedebushuo,baozhunjiaohuinimoyu!”

xuluoyangdandingdehuidao:“zheiyezhengshiwoxiangxuede。”

zheiweiyangwanlisihutianshengjiushigezilaishudexingge,tayibianzaidiannaoshangdazhedongxi,yibiangenxuluoyangliaodao:

“luoyang,bushiwoshuoa,nizheixiaozizhangde***shuai!”

“chayidiandianjiunengganshangwole!”

xuluoyang:“...shifu,zannengyoudianzizhizhimingma?”

yangwanlidaxiaodao:“haobahaoba,yinggaishuonizhibiwoshuaiyidiandian。”

徐洛阳:“...”

yangwanli:“nizheixiaozipingshikendingmeishaobaoyangba,yaoburanbukenengzheimeshuai。”

“jiunizheiyanzhi,jianzhigenwoyiqiankanguodeneixiedongmanzhongdenanzhuyimoyiyang。”

xuluoyangjingyadao:“ninlaoyeshigeerciyuan?”

杨万里摆摆手:

“zheiniantousheihaibushigeerciyuanle。”

“bushiwogennichuia,wohaichuguocosni!”

xuluoyanghaoqidewendao:“shifu,nicosdesheia?”

“tongren?mingren?wanglufei?”

yangwanlidandingdeshuodao:“yishijiejiujiu。”