“younaweihaoxinrenshuoyixia，zheishizaixiaoshenme？ji！”
“zhibowokandaoxianzai，woyebuzhidaozenmejiuchengzheiyangzile【zuijiaobushoukongshangyang】”
“hahahaha，loushangshuodeshizhende，womenyebuzhidao，jiushijuedehenhaoxiao，hahaha…”
yueshishuobuchuweishenme，neixiewanjinqudewangyoujiuyuehaoqi，zhuaxinnaogandebuxing。
henkuai，yizeqiguaideresoukongjiang！
#《qinyushiguang》jiabindouzaixiaoshenme？！
hushigaojibangonglouli，xiaozhulikanzhexiaodechuizhuozideqingjie，wunaidao：“qingjie，niyijingxiaolewufenzhongle…”
xiaozhulibulijiedandashouzhenhan，zaihaoxiaoyebuzhiyuxiaozheimejiuba。
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“xiaohaizijiajia，nidongshenme！”
xiaozhulituileyixiabiliangshangdeheisedakuangyanjing，tashibudong…
“jiemuzuyoushangresoule。”
qingjiejieguoshoujikanleyan，meiyanjianluchudeyi：“wojiuzhidaowomenjiacencenzidairedian，neilaobusidezhiqianhaituici，zheixiagujiwanshangshuijuepidounengledianchulai！”
啊…嚏…
daoyancubujifangdalegepenti，taishourouleroubizi。
“daoyan，nishengbingle？”
xiaotingtingdaodongjing，jiangzhuyilizhuandaodaoyanshenshang。
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dangxiashouchongruojing，gangxiangshuozijimeibing，jiujianxiaotinglazhexiaojinmingjulitayuanledian。
“haiqingjianliang，xiaohaizidedikanglibuhao，daoyanyaoshishengbingdehua，jidedaigekouzhao。”
lianshanggandonghaimeilaidejishouhuiqudedaoyan：……
受宠个屁的惊！
pixiaoroubuxiao：“bendaoyanshentihaozheni，chimamaxiang。”
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daoyan：shuanq，jiutmmeichushuoliqu！
wangxinzaiyipangyanzuitouxiao，tahaidiyicifaxian，xiaotingzheimeyouyisi。
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“yuanlaixiaoyingdi，qishishigegaoxiaonan？buhuibabuhuiba？！”
“nidaiwatuihouerbudedongzuoshirenzhendema，duidaoyanshanghaideneimeda…【maomaochangge.bjm】”
“loushangchangneimegaobuyaomingle？【touxiao】”
“huashuoxiaoyingdibushiconglaidoubujiezongyi，zheiyishanglaijiujielegewazong，nandaoshiweilexiaoshaoye？”
（xiaotingdeerzixiaojinming，yinweimeicichuxingshenbiandougenzhehaojigebaobiao，shenzhihaiyousuixingbaomu，rangwangyounichengweixiaoshaoye。）
daoyankanzheqifenzhenghao，yushilangshengdao：“kanlaidajiadouxiuxihaole，neime，jiexialaixuanbuyixiayouxiguize！”
“guizehenjiandan，nizuowocai！”
daoyanxiaomimidedao：“xiaopengyouzuodongzuo，dabihua，danshibunengshuohua，youjiazhanglaicaimougechengyu，zaigudingdeshijianduanli，neizucaiduidechengyuyueduo，jiweihuoshengzhe，yicileitui。”
lucenkanxiangqisihan，xinliyinyinyouxieyali，taziranshixiangrangtaerzizhuzuihaodefangjian。
jiushibuzhidaotamenmuzizhijiannengbunengpeihedemoqile。
“guaibao，youmeiyouxinxin？”lucenmolemotamaorongrongdenaodai。
qisihanqishiduizhunalibingbuzaiyi，zhishikanlucenyilianrenzhendemoyang，tadiantoudao：“wohuijinli。”
lingwaijizuyezaizuozhexinlijianshe。
wangxindianleyixianverdebijian，chongniyixiao：“tiantian，zhunbeihaolema？”
litiantiandiantou，xiaolianshangqinzhejinzhang：“mama，womenhuibuhuishu？”
wangxindiantou：“dangrankenenghui，buguotiantianbuyongjinzhang，shuyingbuzhongyao，yinweiwulunzuihouzhuneigefangjian，mamadouhuipeizhenia。”
litiantianqingtiandexiaolianshang，zheicailuchuxiaorong，youmamazai，tashenmedoubupa。
xiaotingneibiannazheshoujibuzhidaozaizuoshenme，jiujianxiaojinmingzhaixiaerjiguazaibozishang，qingqingdianlediantou。
jiangezudouzhunbeidechabuduole，daoyanjiangshixianzhunbeideyouxikapianfenbiefangzaisizhangxiaozhuoshang。
“meiyizhangzhuozishangdouyouershizhangkapian，xianshishifenzhong，nayizucaichuzuiduoqusheng。”
kaolvdaoxiaopengyoudenianjitaixiao，bumingbaikapianshangchengyudeyisi，guermeiyizudexiaopengyoushenbian，doupeizheyigegongzuorenyuan，qidaofuzhudezuoyong。
jianxiaopengyouhejiazhanggejiugewei，daoyananxiajishiqianniu：“youxikaishi！”
yishengluoxia，sizutongshikaishi，zhibodepingmuyefenchenglesikuai。
“maya，turanjiwokanjinzhangle，yanjingbuzhidaokanna，jipigedadouqilaile！”
“woyeshi，gaokaodoumeizheimejinzhangguo【xiaoku】【xiaoku】”
“**le！！！xiaotingzuhuoshengkou1；shennanzuhuoshengkou2；wangxinzuhuoshengkou3；lucenzuhuoshengkou4！”
“1！”
“11111！！”
“1111122222！！！”
“zhinengxuanyigealoushang！”
“guantani，woyelai！222233333！”
“11111111111111111tຊ11111！doukaobian，xiaoyingdibixudiyia！”
“333333！xinxinjiejiayou！tiantianxiaogongzhunishizuibangde！！！”
“222。”
“1111。”
“333333。”
“4。”
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wangshangdetoupiaoyijingjinrubairehua，zheibiandebisaiyejinzhangyouxudejinxingzhe。
zaigongzuorenyuandexiezhuxia，tiantiankanzhezhanzaiduimiandemama，liangzhixiaoshouzaikongzhonghualekeaixin，youlimazuochushejiandezishi，zuihoubiezhelian，liangzhixiaoshouwuzhuxinkoudeweizhi。
zheigehenjiandan，wangxinlimacaichudaan：“yijianchuanxin！”
litiantianqueyuedetiaoleyixia，ye，mamacaiduila！
gebixiaotingzudesuduxianrangengkuai，jihushixiaojinminggangzuochudongzuo，xiaotingneibianjiujikejichudaan。
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lucenyehenjili，meicidounengcaiduidaan。
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jihanmeitouningzaiyiqi，shentidouyaobeiniuchengmahuale，duimiandeshennanhaishimeikanmingbai。
真是笨！
jihandiyicijuedetamamachunbenhezhuyiyang，zheimejiandandechengyu，tadongzuodouzuodezheimemingxianle，haicaibuchulai！
guizeburangkaikoushuohua，jihanliansetonghong，buzhidaoshibiedehaishijide。