qiushulijiewanxiaoshouchulai。
haimeilaidejikanqingzoulangdelu，shenzijiubeiyizhiqiangjingyoulidebeibangjuanjinnancesuo。
她第一反应是尖叫。
dannanrenshenshangqingliedexiangshuiwei，zhendehenxiangshitajianeizhisigou，zaitaitou，guoranshipeiwu。
beitaqiangshideyajinbizedenanceli，qiushulibushuangdeningmei，“peiwu，nishenjingba！”
peiwuduiyutadehuazhiruowangwen，ditoubijianyazaitaxiuzhangrouruandebojingshang，shouqiazhetayaodedongzuoaimei，xiangshiyizhidushezaisikao，gaizenyangbakekoudeshiwutunrufuzhong。
manmande，shoufudaotadeyijunbai。
chajuedaozheidianshi，qiushulihuangle。
jimangzhuazhutazuoedeshou，“peiwu，niganma？zheilishinancesuo！”
“我知道啊！”
tachaotaerpanchuilekouqi，buyiweirandao。
tadoudaitalainancele，zheiyitubushihenmingxianleme，tahenxiang，henxiang，henxiang……
kongqilishihaowendeqingningxiang，wenhedanya，kelanzhuzijidezheigenanren，quecubaoyexing。
ganguan**jiaoqiushulibushufu，beitaqindehenlexie，tashengyinyouxieya。
“peiwu，daihuieryaolairenle。”
“来人又怎样？”
谁敢敲他的门。
tawentademeiyan，dongzuobuhuangbumang。
ganshoudaoneimoru。shishi，zuijiaoguazheqieyidexiao，“qiushuli，xiangyaojiushixiangyao，biejiaoqing。”
邱书梨：“……”
**你大爷！
她矫情个鬼啊！
ಠ╭╮ಠ
tayaoshibushenshoujinqu，jiao，tahuizheiyang？
peiwuchuimou，fenshenqukanta。
guoran，maojile，henbudeyaosita。
tayebunao，jixushoushangdedongzuo，shengyinchunhougouren，“zenme，padaihuierchuqu，beinizhaodeyazifaxiannichulaitouchi？”
邱书梨：“……”
这都什么跟什么啊？
有病吧他。
tayanweigouchuyimohong，chunyudezhuangrongchendetagewaiweiqu，yinweitadedongzuo，bitouyeyouxiehong，dengtashixiangzhimao，minchunshiyouxiangzhituzi。
ranerpeiwudezhuyiliquezaitawandefa，taqinnidewenlewentadeetou，“tingguai，zhidaozijishiyoufuzhifu，haizhidaowangefa。”
邱书梨沉默了。
yuanliangtaluowule，juranbuzhidaopeiwuzheidaodishixiangbiaodageshenmeyisi。
danbuguantaxinlizenmexiang，gounanrenxiangzuodeshisheiyezuzhibule。
(⁍̥̥̥᷄д⁍̥̥̥᷅)
“pa”deyishengxiang，zhanzhengkaishi。
wuqiongwujinchansi，goujiao。
weifangzhishuaixiaqu，tagouzhetabozi，erbianshitahunbulindehua，“laopo，nichengrenba！”
“ni——xu——yao——wo”
“……”
(ಥ﹏ಥ)
呜呜呜我不想承认。
半个小时后。
yangyangcongguopanlichaleyikuaihamiguadaoqiushulizuili，“nibianmia，shanggecesuozheimejiu。”
wenyan，daozuidehamiguabiandebutianqilai。
qiushulihuanlegezishizuo，yanweichanzheyaomeidehong，shengyinyouxieya，“gun！”
yangyangbenlaihaipazaishafashangxinshangwuchilideshuaigede，tingdaoqiushulizheige“gun”zishi，lianshangguazhebukesiyidebiaoqing。
tazhanglezhangkou，xiangyaoshuohua，quejuedeyouxietangzui，“ni……ninini……”
qiushulishourouzheejiao，“nishenmeni？”
“nibuhuizhenbeizhepeiwuzhaonanrenleba？”
yiguzuoqi，yangyangzuizhonghaishibahuashuochukoule。
qiushulinajiubeideshouyidun。
yangyangkandaotazheigexiaodongzuo，gengshijuedetayouwenti，xiayimiaotacouguoqu，yuzhongxinzhangdao：
“lili，nizenmenengzheimehutuni，suiranwozuishanglaoshihenishuochulaiwannanren，dannizenmenengzhenganwan。”talianyansulebushao，“kuaigaosuwo，neigeyenanrenshishei，woxianzaijiuqufengletadekou，kebunengrangpeiwuzhidaole。”
kanzhetazheizhangzhengjingdelian，qiushulilianshudexiahongtoule，talakailiangrenjuli。
yanshixingdehelekoujiu，tapadaihuiershuochupeiwudemingzitahuigengjiadejingya。
ranerzheiyimuluozaiyangyangyanli，zhijiechengletabeichuopodeganga，“lili，zanmenliangzheimeduoniandejiemei，niquwaimiantouchi，wokendinghuibangnishouzhumimide，wojueduibuhuigaosujiuma。”
tashuodeyibenzhengjing，qiushuliquexiangxiao。
buzhidaoweishenme，tajurancongyangyangzheihualiduchutashixiangyaojitadayanhu。
tiaowuyetiaoleile，yundongyeyundongleile，jinwanhaichadianlezi，qiushuligancuibuzhengjingdewen。
“yangyang，ruguowozhenheqitananrenshuile，niyinggaihuijiwodayanhuba！”
yangyangtingdao，yemeiduoxiang，zhijiepaidatui，yuqibaozheng，“zheibixubia！”
bieshuodayanhule，takendingjitajiemeizhaonanchengzuishuaideya！
“neiyaoshibeifaxianzenmeban？”
“faxianjiufaxianbei，yaoguaiyejiuzhinengguaipeiwubuxing，tayaoshixingdehua，niyebuzhiyuchulaimishi，hai，nanrenyaoshibuxing，chunchunjiushixiuhuazhentou，lili，jiemeizhichinichulaishuinanren！”
qiushulizhalezhayan，youxieyiwai。
meixiangdaotajiaxiaomengmeineixinwanzheimeye。
jingyangyangbuzhiqiushulixinlixiangdexiaojiujiu。
zhishijuedezijizaishuowanneihuahou，boziliangsousoude，haoxiangyourenxiangdaota。
jiuzaitadasuanpiantouqukan，shibushiyouzhidushekantashi，shenhoushinanrenchixiaodeshengyin。
henbing，henliang，nengyaoming。
peiwujiekaixiukou，zuotamenduimian，mianwubiaoqingyizhejingyangyang，kantajiuxiangshikansiwu。
“womenfuqiliangdechuangshinizheimeqingchu，zenme，nidawanshangduowomenjiachuangdi？”
qiushulidaile，peiwuzenmeguolaile？
jingyangyangshale，taxiangyuandiqushi。
butongyutamenliangdeshenqingjingsongbianhua，qiaozhuoshineigekeguazikanrenaode。
jiaoshigunyidianyebuxianshiduo，“kanbuchulaia，jingmeimeinihaiyouzheizhongqianli，dawanshangbushuijue，zhuanmenparenjiachuangditingxianchangzhiboni。”
zheihuakejiuguofenlexie，chengyezhijiejitayigelengyandaozi，jinggaotashikeerzhi。
qiaozhuoqiaojian，songlesongjianbang。
jiantabushuohua，peiwulengxiao。
“zenmebushuole，gangcaibushihaitingnengjiwolaopochumouhuacedema？”
zheiyisheng“laopo”handeqiushulixinyoudianxu。
tajinliangpiankaishixianbuqukanpeiwu，jieguotaquezhudongdiantaming，“laopo，nandaoniyeshineiyangxiangde，wobuxing，manzubuleni？”
邱书梨：“……”
狗男人，闭嘴吧。
好丢脸的。
(⁍̥̥̥᷄д⁍̥̥̥᷅)
jujiayuetamenneihuorenyijingdaowuchilijixulangqule，xianzaizuozaikazuozheilide，jiutamenwugeren，dajiacongxiaojiurenshi，shudehen。
kejiusuanzaishu，chuangshangshibaidaomingmianshanglaishuo，qiushulihaishijuedesaodehuang。