第1章 走错了洗手间

yeliangrushui,hunandedengguang,jiaocuobanbo。

“niannianjie,wogenzhengboshizhenxinxiangaide,qiuqiunichengquanwomenba。”

“shinian,wozaojiushuoguobuxihuannizheizhongbaofahudaxiaojie,chuchuzheiyangdanchunshanliangtianzhenwuxiadehaonvhai,caishiwoxihuandeleixing。”

shiniandingzheyanqianzheiduigounannv,xinzhongqiliangyipian,zuihoujiangjingxinzhunbeidedangaozaleliangrenshenshang,guaitadangchuxialeyan。

tabuzhidaozijiheleduoshaojiu,yaoyaohuanghuangdezouxiangxishoujian,faxianzheicenglouhaoxiangtingdianle,genbenjiukanbuqing。

“nabianshinv?zuobianhaishiyoubian?”

shiniandengdaleyanjingbianrendeshihou,huranhoubeitieshanglaiyigenanren,yonglijiangtatuijinlenance。

“喂喂,你谁啊?”

shinianxiayishizhengzhalejixia,beinanrenanjinlegejian,hengkuazuozaitashenshang。

liangrentiejindeshihou,tawendaoleyiguxuexingweier。

“叫!”

nanrenyongliniezhetadexiaba,qiheidekongjiangenbenkanbuqingtademoyang,buguoshinianbennengdeganjuedaoweixian。

“救···”命啊。

buguoshengxiadelianggezibeidulehuiqu,nanrenyaozhetadechunban:“buxiangsijiuguaiguaitinghua,jiaodebuxiangjiushaleni。”

shinianganjuedaoyaoshangtieleyigebingliangdedongxi——zheishiqiang?

tadunshitoupifama,hedeyigezidoushuobuchulai。

peng——zheishihouchuanlaicaozadejiaobusheng。

“laoda,zheicengloudousoulegebianyemeizhaodaoren,gaibuhuipaoleba?”

“aizhesou,huoyaojianrensiyaojianshi。”

gejiandemenbeibaolidakai,weixianshunjianjianglin。

shinianhedehunshenfadou,mianqiandenanrensikaitadechenyi,luchubaixidejianbang,taaimeidekaojintabozi——yongliyaoleyikou。

“啊!!!”

shinianbennengjiaochusheng,waimianderenshunjianbianlian,yijiaochuaikaizuihoudegejian。

matongshangzuozheyinanyinv,nvdeyishanbuzhenghunshenjiuqi。

suiranguangxianhenan,buguoyikanjiuzhidaotamenzaizuoshenme。

dangwaimianderenxiangshangqianjianchadeshihou,shinianjianggaogenxierenglechulai:“kanshenmekan,meijianguocesuoyezhanjiekedea?xiangzhao**denglaoniangjieshuzheiyilun,xianzaimashangdoujiwogun!”

她的话相当彪悍。

waimiandenanrensiyidaliangleshinianyifan,ranhouzhuanshenjiuzoule。

shiniandunshisonglekouqi,tagangyaokaikou:“ni···wu”

nanrenyonglikouzhetadeyao,fengkuangdeqinwenta,benlaizhishixiangyaozuoxijiwaimianderenkan,jieguohaoxiangyoushenmeshiqulekongzhi。

“疼!”

shiniandezhijiashenshenqianrutadegebo,liuxiayidaoxuehen。

“guaiyidian,wohuibuchangni。”

xiaoqinghanyanmoulizhelehuoyiban,henhenjiangtasuozaihuailizhanyou···

liangrennaochudedongjingzaixishoujiangewaidemingxian。

xishoujianhaiyourenzhanzhe,tingdaolimianchuanchulaideshengyinyihou,zheicaifangxinzoule。

yigexiaoshiyihou,nanrenbaozhehunmideshinianzouchulai。

waimianzhanleyipaiheiyinanren,zhuliyiliankuijiu:“sanye,neibangrenyijingchuliganjingle。xuyaojininzhaogeganjingdenvrenma?”

“不必。”

zhulizheicaikanqing,sanyehuailijuranyougenvren!

xiaoqinghanlengzheyizhanglianlikaixishoujian,chuimoukanleyiyanhuailidexiaozuimao:“jitakaigeanquandefangjian。”

“sanye,rangshuxiasongtaguoquba,xiaojianeibianlairenle,nindeganjinhuiquyimianluxian。”

“嗯。”

xiaoqinghantuoxiaxizhuangwaitaojiangtayanyanshishiguoqilai,zheicaisongkaishou。

loudaoyijiuyinanyipian,nanrendewuguanchengshulengying,shenmoutouzheyipiansusha:“zou。”