biaozhangdahuijieshuhou,wogenjingjiejingyingshennianyutilefenshou。
「jiuyinweiwobalianhuanandeyidenggongjilesusinian?」taxiaodemanshiwanwei。
「对。」
「xing。」taxiaoyibujian,「nikebiehouhui。」
congjingxiaodaoshiju,shiniandadang,suoyourendoushuowomenshizuimoqidedadang。
tayeduding,lileta,wohaowujiazhi。
yushiyicicihulvewo,yicicigufuwo。
weilegeshidizhanzailewodeduilimian,gengshiduozoulebengaishuyuwoderongyu。
qishi,yinweiyidenggongfenshouzhishigejiekou。
wodediaolingzuotianjiudaole,wojianglikaiyuncheng,benfulitashiwanbaqianlidejingshi。
zheiyici,woshizhendebuyaotale。
congci,tiannandibei,zaiwujiaoji。
1、
「wotidefenshou,wobuhuihouhui。」
「zheishinidijicishuofenshoujidema?」
tamanbujingxinkaozaiyibeishang。
「di97ci,98ci?haishi99ci?」
shia,woyejibuqingzijinafenshouweixieguotaduoshaocile。
kejibianruci,tahaishihesusinianbuqingbuchu。
yipangdetongshixixihaha「luziqininaoshenme,ninalilikaideshenjie!」
womeilihuirenheren,zhishimomoshoushizhezhuoshangdedongxi。
「luziqi,biezhuangmozuoyangle,nanbuchengnihainengyinweizheijianshicizhibucheng?」
susinianqingkuaideshengyinturanxiangqi
「shijie,wobamashuozuijinxiangqujiangnanwanyiquan,nijingyanduo,nengbunengbangtamenguihuageluxianya?」
huanzuoyiqian,wozaojiufazuole。
mashennianyumeiyoubianjiegan,yemasusiniandecunjinchi。
kejiangjinbaicidezhengchaohuanlaidejiushitamenyuelaiyueguofen,youshenmeyisini?
woyeshigenanren,lvmaodoudaizaitoushangle,wohaishijiletayudi,ketahaishibuzhifencun
jianwoheshennianyujiangchizhemeirenlita,susinianlianshangdexiaorongzhongyuguabuzhule,zhudongweiqudedaoqian。
「shijie,shixiongnimenbuyaoyinweiwochaojiale。」
wangridexiaozhangbahuzaiyebujian。
「zheigeyidenggongshiwoqiushijiede,saiqianwojiuqiutale,wojialichuledianshi,jixuzheigejiangjinherongyu,shijiexinruancaitoujiwode。shixiong,nibieguaishijiehaobuhao?doushiwodecuo。」
tazheifanhuashuodeqiaomiao,shunbiansuzaolezijijiatingkunnandekelianxingxiang。
wozaihetajijiaodaoxiandewoduoduobirenle,shennianyupailepaitadehoubei,xianghongxiaohaiyiyanghongta。。
kanzhetazheifuzuotai,wojiyalebaniandeweiquhefennu,zaizheiyikejinshubaofa。
「nimenlianggezhendangwoshishazima?shennianyuniyebuguisu,wodadianhuashisusinianjiede,shuonizaixizao。」
「nishenshangzheijianheisedechongfengyi,shisusiniandeba?ertaqiantiandaidexianglian,shiwosongnideshengriliwu,neishiwoqinshouzuolebangeyuede。」
「nimenzheiduigounannv,zhendeshirangrenexin!」
bangongshilishunjiananjingxialai,suoyourendouzhenjingdikanzhewo。
bijingzaitamenyanli,woyizhishiwenrouhaopiqideluziqi,conglaimeijianguowozheiyangfahuomaren。
shennianyudengdayanjingkanzhewo,manliandoushibuganzhixin。
「luziqi,nifenglema?nizenmenengzheiyangbaihuaiwohesusiniandemingsheng?tagangbiyemeiduojiu,nizheishiyaohuiletadeshiyema?」
wokanzhetayifentianyingweisusinianbianhudeyangzi,huranjuedehenkexiao。
buzaiduoshuoyigezi,wozhuanshenjiuzou。
yizhengwan,wodeshoujidouzaidingdingdangdangdixiang。
doushishennianyudexiaoxitixing。
cantingyudingchenggong、jiudianfangjianqueren、waimaidingdanpeisongzhong,shenzhihaiyoutaodepeisongxinxi。
buguoshiweilexiangwo**。
huanzuoshiyiqian,wozaojiubeiweididadianhuaguoquwanhuitale。
kexizheiyici,woshizhendebuzaiyile。
2、
tiangangmengmengliang,wojiushuadaolesusiniandepengyouquan。
yizhangjingzhidexicanzhaopian,peiwenshi「xindeyitian,congmeihaodezaocankaishi」。
zhaopiandeyijiao,luchuleyizhinvrendeshou,gujiefenming,wumingzhishang,herandaizheyimeijiezhi。
shiwozanlesangeyuegongzi,teyizhaorendingzhide,shishangduyiwuer。
wozhijiezaixiamianpinglun:「zhunimenzheiduigounannvtianzhangdijiu。」
gangfachuqumeiduojiu,menlingjiuxiangle,
kanzhemenkoutasonglaidexiangrikui,wolengleyixia,turanxiangqijintianwoheshennianyuzaiyiqisanzhouniandejinianri。
banianle,tadoumeijizhuwozuitaoyandejiushixiangrikui,woyegenbenbuxihuantasongwohua。
buzhizende,wonaozhongturanfuxianletazuowanhesusinianchanmianhou,haibuwangjijiwodinghuadeexinzuilian
shoujipingmuliangqi,shishennianyufalaidexiaoxi:「jinianrikuaile。」
呵,真够讽刺的。
woyijiaochuaifeileneishuaiyandehua,haobuyouyudibashennianyulaheishanchu。
gangchudiantidedangaopeisongyuanbeizheiyidilangjiehedelengzhule。
tashoulilinzheyigemangguoqianceng,zhenshikexi,womangguoguomin。
「送你了。」
「peng」deyisheng,shuaishanglemen,woquerenbuzhuleiliumanmian。
heshennianyudezheibanianwodaodisuanshenme,haiburutayangdeyizhixiaogou。
dangnianweileta,wofangqilequjingshidefayizu,liuzaiyunchengzheigexiaodifang。
rujinxianglai,zhenshiwubihouhui。
tazheiyangdenvren,nalizhidewofangqizijideqiantu。
xiongdishuodedui,wogaixianliyezaichengjia,worujinzheibandaoshirangtashichongerjiaole。
beilaheideshennianyuyouhuanlegemoshenghaomafalaixiaoxi:「bieshengqile,xiaciyoudaan,niyiyangyounenglinayidenggong,biezheiyangjijiao。」
tahaishimeimingbai,wozaiyidebushizheigeyidenggong,ershitadebeipanheqipian。
buzaihusiluanxiang,woshoushiqidongxi。
yiwuzidongxi,jihuquanshitade,wodewupinliaoliaowuji。
turanjian,woxiangqineifenlianhuandaandeshijianbaogaoluozailebangongshi。
youyuzaisan,wohaishiquleyunchengshiju,luguojingduidebangongshishixiangqileshuxideshengyin。
「shendadui,nijintianzenmehunbushoushe,bujiushitalaheinilema?chizaojinilahuilai。」
「zheishidiyicitalaheiwo。」tamanbujingxindiqingxiao,
「nidaodiganshale,redezanmendegaolengnanshenfazheimedapiqi。」duilidetongshixixihaha
「jiushineiyidenggongdeshiqing。」
「jiuzhei?tasudafayijiuchazheimegeyidenggong?rangjisinianyeheshi,siniankelian,yizhibeitayazheyitou,yaobushinizheici,zhipazheibeizidounabudaoyidenggongle」
wojingzhicongtamenshenbianluguo,xuannaodebangongshishunjianyaquewusheng,zhishengxiajishenggangadekesou。
beihoushuorenhuaihua,yuanlaitamenyehuijuedegangaa。
shennianyujibuchongguolai,yibalazhuwodeshouwan,meitoujinsuo:「luziqi,nidaodizaiqishenme?youhuabunenghaohaoshuo?」
我却没空理她。
yinweifayishili,susinianzhengfanzhewodeshijianbaogao,lianshangshiyiweibumingdexiao
「fangkaiwo!」woyonglishuaikaidiediebuxiudeshennianyu,sanbubingzuoliangbuchongjinfayishi,yigebazhangjiushuaileguoqu。
susinianwuzhelian,jingedikanzhewo。
「nishibushiyoubing?shibushijiuxihuanqiangbierendedongxi?」
wowanyaojianqishuyuwodebaogao,nushizheta:「qiangwodenvrenrenyejiusuanle,biyehoushitukongjiangdingtiwodegongzuo,hongzheshennianyuqiangzouwodeyidenggong,xianzailianwodegongzuobaogaodouyaoranzhi?」
「ziqi!nizenmenengdaren!」shennianyuchongjinlai,likejiangsusinianhuzaishenhou。
susinianweiqudezhanzaitashenhou「wo…wobushiyaoqiangde,wozhishitaiyangmulugele,xiangyaokankantaxiedeyanshibaogaoshishenmeyangzide…womeiyoubiedeyisi…」
guoran,nanrenlvchaqilaijiumeinvrenshenmeshierle。
wozaojiuliaodaojiusuanwobudongshoutayehuiyifulvchayangzi,haiburutongtongkuaikuaijitayibazhangchulezheikoueqi。
「yangmu?susinian,nideyangmuhaizhenshitebie,yangmudaoyaonazouwodesuoyoudongxi。」
3、
「ziqi,ninaogoulemeiyou?」shennianyunubukee,jiangsusinianhudegengjinle,「womenzhijiandeshi,nichongwolai,buyaoqianchedaosinian!」
wokuabushangqian,zaitacuoedemuguangzhong,yangshouyoushiyigexiangliangdebazhang,jiejieshishidiluozaitalianshang。
tamanyannuhuo,danwodudingtajuebuhuizaishiju,zaizheimeduotongshidezhushixiaduiwodongshou。
guoran,tayaojinhoucaoya,qiangxingyaxianuhuo,yiziyijudao:「luziqi,nigongranoudatongshi,zheijianshi,wohuirushishangbaojiwei!」
kanzhetamenxiangxieliqudebeiying,woyanggaoleshengyinsongtamenyijuhua:「haoa,shendaduizhanghelinfayiluangaonannvguanxi,baihuaijingduifengqi,woyehuiyiwuyishidishangbaojiwei,kansheixianwandan!」
shennianyudejiaobuyijiang,fuzhesusinianjiakuailelikaidebufa。
fayizudetongshimenweiguolai,qizuibashedianweiwo:
「ziqi,xiaoxiaoqi,shenduizhangzhishiyishihutu...」
「shia,nimenganqingneimehao,zheidianxiaoshiguojitianjiumeishile。」
「sinianneixiaoziyeshi,zenmenengzheiyangni,nibiewangxinliqu。」
wozhenglizheshoulidebaogao,dandandishuo:「meishi,wobunanguo,fanzhengwohetayijingfenshoule。」
kongqifangfoninggule,suoyourendelianshangdouxiemanle「wobuxin」sangedazi。
shia,tamendangranbuhuixin。
meiyourenhuixiangxin,wohuishedelikaishennianyu。
bijing,zaijingxiaoshi,womenshibicishengminglideguang,shihuxiangjiushudecunzai,shiquanxiaoshishengyanzhongzuidengduideshenxianjuanlv。
renrendouzhidaoshennianyudaiwoyouduohao,haodaokeyiweiwobatianshangdexingxingzhaixialai,haodaokeyiweilewohejiarenduanjueguanxi,genghaodaoyibiyejiunachusuoyoujixu,bangwohaiqinglefumuqianxiadejueduzhai。
suoyourendoushuotajiushulewo,ketaquegaosudajia
「womenbicijiushu,meiyouyudaoziqi,wokenenglianhuoxiaqudeyongqidoumeiyou。」
shia,congwozaitiantaishanglazhutadeneiyikeqi,womenjiuchengweibicideguang。
suoyourendoushuo,luziqiaidefengkuang,meiyoushennianyugenbenhuobuxiaqu。
zheiyiqie,douzaisusinianzheigeshidichuxianhou,qiaoranbianlezhi。
womenlianggerendeshijieli,congciduochuleyigeta。
tazongshigenqiangenhou,yikouyige「shijie」,yikouyige「shixiong」,qinmidelisuodangran。
liantongxuejuhuishi,douyourenkaiwanxiaoshuowomenshiqinqinrerede「yijiasankou」。
danwoxinliqingchudehen,tajiushichongzheshennianyulaide。
congneigekansiyangguangdanchundexiaoshididiyiciqieshengshengdijiaowo「shixiong」kaishi,wojiuzhidao,woheshennianyudegushiyaobianle。
wodiyicijiandaosusinian,shizaishijumenkou。
neitiantazuoweishixifayilaibaodao,zuozheshennianyudechelaide。
tacongfujiaxialaishi,shoulihainazheyibaomeichiwandelatiao。
neigeweizhi,shennianyucengxinshidandandishuo「zheishiziqidezhuanshubaozuo,chuleziqisheiyebunengzuo。」
chelidelatiaoweipumianerlai,fujiade**banshoubanshang,quanshiyouninidezhiyin。
wozhoujinlemei,xinlidehuoqi「cheng」diyixiajiushanglaile。
keshennianyuqueqingshenghongzhe:「sinianshiwolaoshidewaisheng,nianjixiaobudongshi,nibiegentajijiaole。」
neitianwanshang,womenbaofalerenshiyilaizuijiliedeyicizhengchao。
yeshizaineiyiwan,wodiyicitichule「fenshou」。
diercijiandaosusinian,shizaiwoheshennianyudiyiciyuehuidecanting。
tamenliangrenyoushuoyouxiao,shennianyuxutaozhewobudongdedaban,burusinianyouhuoli。
kandaowodeneiyishunjian,jimangjieshi「wozhengyaojinidadianhuani,laoshirangwodaisinianshuxiyixiazhouweidehuanjing,taxuanlezheijiacanting。」
susinianyeqieshengshengdizhanqilai,xiaoshengshuo:「shixiong,duibuqi,wobuzhidaozheijiacantingduiniheshijieyouteshuyiyi……」
wokanzhezhuoshangyijingdianhaodecai,nuhuoyixiazicuanleqilai。
pingjingdizaicitichufenshou,touyebuhuidifuxiuerqu。
zheiyangdeshi,yuelaiyueduo,yuelaiyuepinfan。
taweitakailetaiduociteli,woyiciyouyicinao,huanlaidejieguojiushitamenyuelaiyuejin。
wozhendeshebudewomenzhijianzheimeduoniandeganqing。
meiyicizhengchaoguohou,zhiyaotafangdizitai,wenshengxiyudihongwo,wojiuhuixinruan。
yushiwojiletayibaicijihui,
zhidaobiaozhangdahuishang,bengaishuyuwodeyidenggongbeitasongjilesusinian。
neiyike,wojitadezuihouyicijihuiyebeixiaohaodaijin。
4、
qushijunadiaolingneitian,haobuyiwaidiyudaolesusinianheshennianyu。
liangrenchuanzhetongkuandeyifuheqinglvzhuangyiyang。
wocongqianyaoqiuhetachuanqinglvzhuangdeshihou,tazongshishuowoyouzhi,rujindaoshizijizhudongchuanshangle。
jianwohulvetazoukai,shennianyukuaibuzoushangqian,「nifeiyaozheiyangma?weileyigeyidenggong,nilianwomendeweilaidoubuyaole?」
susiniangengshihongzheyankuangchouqizheshangqian,「shixiong,nibieguaishijie,doushiwodecuo,ruguobushiwo,niheshijiejiubuhui……」
tadehuahaimeishuowan,yibiandousheng。
gemianrongniuqudenanrenxiangfengleyiyang,huiwuzheyibaxueliangdebishou,buguanbugudichaozhewomenzheigefangxiangchongleguolai!
「小心!」
shennianyuxiayishidihanchusheng。
neiyishunjian,shijianfangfobeianxialemanfangjian。
tademuguangzaiwogensusinianzhijianfeisudisaoguo,neiduanzandelingdianjimiaohou,tameiyourenheyouyudizhuanshen,yibajiangkudelihuadaiyudesusiniansisihuzaihuaili。
neibabishou,daizhefengkuangdehenyi,zhizhidicixiangwo。
wobushimeiyouzibaodenengli,ketaxuanzelesusinianrangwobuyoudeyileng,fanyingmanlebanpai。
woyanqianyihei,zhouweidetongshiyiyongershangxunsuzhifuledaitu。
shennianyubaozhejinghunweidingdesusinian,huitoukanxiangwoshi,neizhangyingjundelianshangxiemanlejinghuangyu……kuijiu。
taxiangguolai,kehuailijinghunweidingdesusiniansisizhuazhetabufang。
zaicixinglai,shizaiyiyuan。
「沈念语人呢?」
「tabasusiniansonghuijiale。tashuo,tahehuaile,xuyaorenpei。」
wobishangyan,meizaishuohua。
henkuaiwojiushuadaolesusiniandepengyouquan,tajuranzaipeitaguangshangchang。
wodingzheneizhangzhaopian,kanlehenjiuhenjiu。
shoubeishangdeshangbahaizaiyinyinzuotong,kewodexinliqueyipianpingjing,zaiyefanbuqiyisibolan。
yuanlai,xinsishizheizhongganjue。
buku,bunao,butong,buyang。
henkuaitafalailexiaoxi「ziqi,nihaohaoxiuxi,woyourenwuxuyaochucha,niguiduihouguaiguaidengwohuijiaao!」
tadagaiyiwei,wojiechuletadelaheishiheyiqianyiyangyuanliangleta。
qishibushi,wobenlaishidasuangaosutawodiaozoule。
rujinkanlai,yemeishenmebiyaole。
wozaicilaheileta,zuoshanglequjingshidefeiji。
5、
shennianyufaxianzijideweixinzaicibeilaheishi,meitoujinsuo。
danhenkuai,jinjirenwudetongzhidaduanletadesixu。
tagaosuzijiluziqizhishizainaopiqi,dengtahuiquhaohaohonghongjiuxingle,jiuxiangyiqianneiyang。
shenbian,susinianjiantaliansebuhao,titiedifuzhuta,「shijie,nizenmele?shibushitaileile?wopeiniquxiuxiyixiaba?」
tarenyoususinianchanzheta,jiangduiluziqidedanyouzanshipaozailenaohou。
zhidaojiaoliuhuishang,tatingdaofayizudexianliao。
「tingshuoluziqizhudongshenqingdiaoquyunshile,zhenshikexi,neimeyouxiudefayi。」
「shia,tingshuoshouxudoubanwanle,renyijingguoqule。」
shennianyujiaobuyidun,kuaibuzouxiangneijigetongshi,jiqiediwendao:「nimengangcaishuoshenme?luziqidiaozoule?shenmeshihoudeshi?」
jigefayizudetongshihuxiangkanlekan,qizhongyigetiaomeishuodao:「nibuzhidao?zheidoubangeyuele。nizenmebuwenwensusinian,takendingzhidaoa。」
shennianyudemuguangshunjianzhuanxiangsusinian,houzhelianseyibai,yanshenduoshan。
「sinian,nizhidaozheijianshi?」tachenshengwen。
susinianzuanzheyijiao,yankuangyixiazijiuhongle,weiqudikaikou:「shijie……woyiwei,niheshixiongyijingfenshoule……wopatiqilairangninanguo,suoyicaimeishuode……」
shennianyuqideyanqianzhenzhenfahei,「sinian!nitaiguofenle!zheimezhongyaodeshiqingnizenmenengbugaosuwo?」
fayizudetongshizaiyipanglengxiaodao:「guofendebushinima?shennianyu,daituchongguolaideshihou,nibuhuzhezijidenvpengyou,fanerhuzhebieren,kexiao。xianzairenjiazoule,niyouzhejile?」
shennianyulianseshabai,gubushanghuiyingtongshidechaofengjimanglianxiduiluziqi。
tashuoleneimeduocifenshoudoubuzuoshu,zheiyiciyidingyeshihezijinaopiqibale。
nanbucheng,zheiyicitashizhendebuyaozijile。
judadekonghuangshunjianjiangtatunmei。