“linchaoyang，nizheigechusheng！”
linmomolijiborandanu。
taguyixianzaibaxiaoxigaosulinyuehu，zhenshiedudaojidianle！
linsihuaiyejinjinkouzhexigai，zhennubuyi。
nverbingqinggangganghaozhuan，linchaoyangjiuyongzheizhongzhonghua**ta，shizaitaihenrenle！
ruguotameiyoucanji，tayidingbaonudongshou，balinchaoyangdachuqu。
danshiduoniandelunyishengya，chedixiaomoletadexuexing，youqishimianduidageyijia，tazaojiuyangchenglenilaishunshou、renqitunshengdexingge。
zheiyike，tazhenhenna，tangtangnaner，jingranzhinengyanzhengzhengdikanzhebierenqifuzijishengbingdenver，zheizhenshiqichidaru！
“linxiaojie，nixianzaizuixiangganshenme？”
shaonianturankanlelinchaoyangyiyan，yanshen，chongmanleshaqi。
“woxiangchoutayibazhang！”
linyuehucalecazuijiaodexianxue，kesouzheshuodao，raoshitapiqizaihao，yerenbuzhule。
“好！”
shaonianhanshengdaying，jinjiezhe，shenyingmengdiyishan，daichuyigujingfeng，linchaoyangzuolianshangsuihoubianbaochu“pa”deyishengcuixiang，zhenggerenfeilechuqu！
“啊？！”
linyuehukandeqingqingchuchu，buyoudelishidengyuanleyanjing。
tazenmedoumeixiangdao，jiuyinweizijiyijuhua，shaonianjingranjiuzhendalelinchaoyang！
而且下手还那么重！
她实在太意外了！
linsihuaihelinmomogengshichengmujieshe！
wanwanxiangbudao，shaonianjuranhuiweijiejiechushou，erqiehaizheimebaqi！
“**，nijinggandawo！”
linchaoyangpaleqilai，manshenshitu，zuiliyetuchujimeiyingwu。
tadaoxianzaihaimeifanyingguolai，wufalijie，zheigehaoburenshideshaonian，jingduizijishuodajiuda！
tazhishigeyishengeryi，weishenmeyaochashouzheijianshini？
难道——
yigejingrendeniantou，huaguolinchaoyangnaohai——
linyuehu，zhendeyaojiajitale？！
“linyuehu，nitamazhaolegehaonvxu！”
“****，jingrangandawo，qiaowobugaosu....”
linchaoyanglikezhizhetamenpokoudama。
但话音还没落——
啪！！！
youlianshangyouaileyibazhang，gengzhong，genghen！
naodaijiuxiangyaobaozhayiyang，yanqianfahong，xiahegudouliele，yiguxuezijiazhehaojikeyachi“pu”dipenlechulai！
随后——
pa！pa！pa！pa~~~~
shaonianyikouqi，choulelinchaoyangshiduogezuiba，meiyigedoumaozuliqi，zhibalinchaoyangchedichoushale。
xuesemenglongdeshiyezhong，takandaoleshaonian，yilianshaqi！
他怕了！
真的怕了！
zheitemedaodishishenmerenna！
这么狠，这么霸气！
yiyanbuhe，jiubarenwangsilida！
“nizaimayijushishi！”
tingshouhou，shaonianshuaileshuaizhangshangdexianxue，zaicikaikou。
linchaoyangdoukuaikule，tadexiahegubeishaoniandachuhaojidaoliefeng，yayekuaidiaoguangle，haimagepia！
erqie，tahaobuhuaiyi，ruguozijihaiganzaima，shaonianhuidangchangshaleziji！
“...ni...men...deng...dengzhe！”
“jiegechou...laozi...yi..yidingyuebao！”
linchaoyangniuguotoujiupaole。
kanzhetaluohuangertaodebeiying，funvsanren，jingrandouyouyizhongjieqideganjue！
“jiangdafu，xiexieni！”
linyuehumanlianganji，zheixienian，tabeilinchaoyangqifudetaihenle，zheishidiyicichuqi！
linmomoyeshizhangdalexiaozui，yongchongbaideyanshenkanzheta。
linsihuaigengshijidongdereleiyingkuang，zhenxiangbudaoa，jiangyishengjingranhuichushou！
“nibuyongxiewo，zhiyaowohaiyouyikouqizai，yidingbaoniyibeizipingpinganan！”
shaonianhenrenzhendikanzhelinyuehu，yigeziyigezidishuodao。
“啊？”
林月湖不禁一怔。
zheihua，haoxianghunyindexuanyanyiyang！
tadengshichediyiluanshenmi！
“duile，wozailushanghaitingdaoyigexiaoxi，”
“zhongwushiyidian，weishijituandezongcai，yaolaiyiyuankanni，xianzaiyinggaikuaidaoleba？”
yipianaimeidechenmozhong，shaonianhurankanleyiyanqiangshangdezhongbiao，suibiandishuodao。
“什..什么？”
linyuehutongkongzhouranfangda。
weishijituandezongcaiyaolaiyiyuankanwo？
开什么玩笑？
weizongkeshizhenggebihaideshoufu，shenjiashangbaiyi，erqiehaishibihaidedixiajiaomu！
tazenmehuilaikanyizheigesanliujiatingdewumingxiaozu！
genghekuang，tabushimashangyaogenlinchaoyangqianhetongma？
neijiugengjiameishijianlea！
kandaolinyuehuyiliankunhuo，shaonianxiaolexiao，
“nifangxinhaole，zheigexiaoxiyinggaishizhende！”
“woqutangxishoujian，nimendengdengta！”
shuowan，shaoniancongyaoxianglinachushouji，zouchumenqu。
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与此同时。
“ba...neigeshabi...zhenbaedashangle...nikeyidingyaojiebaocua！”
yiyuandewaishangmenzhenli，linchaoyanghanzhebingkuai，kusangzhelian，bazhengjianshitianyoujiacudigaosujilelinyunye。
“废物！”
“nitamazhenshigefeiwu！！”
“jiaoniquqianhetong，nibanluquyiyuanganshenme？！feiwudaojiale！！”
linyunyeshigebaopiqi，likeyidundama，tayouxinjigengsai，qidexinkouyizhenteng。
linchaoyangyukuwulei，xinligengshihuidechangzidouqingle。
qishitayezhidao，zheijianshi，quanguaizijifanjian。
danzuishangbunengchengrena，zhinengbayiqiezeren，doutuijilinyuehuheshaonian。
“算了！”
“hetonglaoziqinziquqian！”
“nijiweizongdagedianhua，jiushuozijibeichezhuangle，linshihuanchengwo！”
“nijizhu，yaoshizaizhengchuyaoezi，laoziyidinghuohuodasini！”
linyunyehouwanjiugualedianhua。
keshi，jinguanzuishangmaerzi，taqishiyexintengdehen。
zheigeerzisuiranfeiwu，queshizijiweiyideguxue，pingchangtadoushebudeda，jintianjuranbeibierenjidale！
“他吗的！”
“linsihuai，nijiranxiangzhaosi，laozijiuchengquanni！”
linyunyeyanlishanguoyidaoyinhen，nachudianhua，zhengyaobodayigemimihaoma，danshouzhianshangshuzijiandeyike，xintouturanyilin，tinglexialai。
“奶奶的！”
“laozizenmeyebiandezheimechunle！”
“xianzaidashidangtou，juebunengjiewaishengzhi，dengchedinadaozheifenhetong，zaishoushitamen！”
林云业狠狠地想道。
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“wei，fangzhuli，weizongweishenmebujiedianhuaa？”
waishangmenzhenwaidezoulangli，linchaoyangbotongleweizongzhulidedianhua，qiangrentengtong，qiguaidewenzhe。
“linzong，nizhaoweizongyoushenmeshima？”
huatongneitou，chuanlaiyigetiantiandenvsheng。
“woshixianggaosuweizong，”
“baoqianle，wolushangbuxiaoxinchulechehuo，shouleshang，hetonggaichengwobabaquqian。”
tingdaofangzhulideshengyin，linchaoyangzongsuanshufuleyidian。
“shima？linzongnichulechehuo，yanzhongma，xianzaizaishenmedifang？”
“nikeshiwomengongsidezhongyaohezuohuoban，ruguoyouxuyaobangmangde，qianwanbiekeqi！”
助理语气相当急切。
“不必，不必！”
“不用麻烦你们！”
“woshangdebuzhong，120yedale，jiuhuchemashangjiulai！”
linchaoyangtingdexinlixiangmolemiyiyangtian，lianshangdejutongdoujianqingle，daodishihaojigeyidexiangmu，jiulianweishizheizhongdagongsi，yeduizijikeqibeizhi。
“fangzhuli，womenyeshifenwaikanzhongzheicihezuo，suoyiwochuleshi，diyishijianjiuxiangdaoxiantongzhinimen。”
“那好！”
“linzong，shibuxiangman，weizonglinshiyoujishi，yaodaodiyizhongxinyiyuankanyigelaopengyou。”
“xiawu，tahaideganfeijiqukuncheng，ruguolindongfangbiandehua，jiuqingtadaizhehetongdaoyiyuanqianyixiaba。”
助理又道。
“shenme？zaiyiyuanqianhetong？”
linchaoyangquanshenyizhen，zheijiaoshenmeshia？
“对啊！”
“xingshisuiranjianlouleyixie，danshijicongquanma！”
“weizongjintianzhendeshishiwanhuoji，ruguocuoguo，gujijiuzhinengdengtacongkunchenghuilaile。”
助理的语气很为难。
“haoba，wojiwobabashuoyixia！”
linchaoyangyouyuzheguaduandianhua，yiduziyuanqi，zhanzhanjingjingdidatonglelinyunyededianhua。
“cao！douguainizheigefeiwu，jiewaishengzhi！suanlesuanle，laozitongyi，shiyidiankendingdaoyiyuan！”
zheici，linyunyeqideshuailanleyigezishabei。
linchaoyanggandao，zijidoukuaibeimachuxinzangbinglaile，ganjinbazheigexiaoxigaosufangzhuli。
“haohaohao，neizanmenshuodingle，shiyidianzaidiyizhongxinyiyuanjian！”
“daoshihou，wohuibaju**zhifajini！”
yiliangbinlichedefujiashishang，fangzhuliyilianxiaorongdishuozhe，guaduandianhua，taniuguotou，kanzhehouzuoshangyimingchuanhongsetaozhuang，quanshensanfazhehumeiqidecheng**ren。
“xiaofang，zheijianshibandehenpiaoliang，huitou，niqucaiwubulingyiwankuaijiangjin，jiushuowoshuode。”
cheng**renzuijiaowumeidigoulegou。
“谢卫总！”
方助理欢天喜地。
“xietianxiedi，jintianzhongyunengjiandao，womenweijiadedaenrenle。”
cheng**renyoukanleyiyanshouji，yanlishanguoyisijiaoxia，
“zheigexinglindelaidezhenghao，tajirandezuileenren，wojiuzhengsita，jiudangshiweijiasongshangdediyifenliwu！”