第三章 他骗了全世界

“waipo,wonenghebiaosao……dandushuoliangjuma?”

yanjialaotaitaizhuantoujianqinyiyizhidingzhexiaoxiang,mouziweiweiyishanxiaozhediantou,“xing,nimenliao!womenxianshangche!”

yanyizezhengtuoyanjialaotaitaideshou,sisizhuaizheqinyideyibai,duzhezuitouyaodexiangshibolanggu。

yanjialaotaitaiwunaidekanzheshuawulaideyanyize,lianseyouxieweinan。

“nainai,jiurangtadaizheiba!womenjijuhuajiushuowanle!”

qinyichongyanjialaotaitaixiaoxiao,qingqingbayanyizedeshouzuanjinshouxin,molexiatadelian,roushengxiyudeshuo,“yizeguai,dengxiabieshuohua,haobuhao?”

“嗯嗯!”

yanyizeyibiankuangdiantou,yibianliezhezuichongqinyishaxiao。

“真乖!”

qinyideyanjingwanchengleyueya,chongnidemolemoyanyizedenaodai。

“neixing,nimenliao!”yanjialaotaitaibankaiwanxiaodekanzhexiaoxiang,“axiang,nikebieqifunigehenisaozia!”

“waipo,wobuhuide!”

xiaoxiangmeitouqingzhou,shunjianlinghuidaoyanjialaotaitaideyanwaizhiyi。

musongyanjialaotaitaizaiguanjiadechanfuxiashangleche,qinyizheicaikanxiangxiaoxiang,lengbingbingdewen,“nidaodiyaohewoshuoshenme?”

“qinyi,ni……”xiaoxiangteyikanleyanyanyize,jiantazhengzhuanxinzhizhidebainongqinyideshouzhi,zheicaijixushuolexiaqu,“zhibuzhidaozijizaizuoshenme?”

“我当然知道?”

“zhidaonihaizheiyang,nishixiangrangwomenxiaojiachengweiquanchengrendexiaohuama?”

“shi,youzenmeyang?”qinyihaobukeqidehuileyiju,“pingshenmeninengzuochuyi,wojiubunengzuoshiwu?”

“nizheihuadaodishenmeyisi?”

xiaoxiangdemeitousisizhouleqilai,mouzilishanzheyilvyihuo。

“shenmeyisinixinliqingchu!yize,zanmenzou!”

qinyilenglengsaolexiaoxiangyiyan,lazheyanyizejiuzou,xiaoxiangxiayishideshenshouquzhuaiqinyi,buxiangyanyizeturanyibapaikaitadeshou,manlianbugaoxingdeduqizui。

“axiang,wobuxuniqifulaopojiejie!”

xiaoxianglianseyileng,gangyaofazuo,faxianyanlaotaitaizhengtantoudaliangtamen,ganjinpeiqilexiaolian,“yize,bieshengqi!wogangheqinyikaiwanxiaoni!”

“axiang,nizaijiaolaopojiejiedemingzi,wojiuzhenshengqile!”

“hao,hao,hao!wobujiao,bujiao!”

jianxiaoxiangyilianweiweinuonuodeyangzi,qinyizuijiaoweiweishangyang,“yize,zouba!bierangnainaidengzhejile!”

yanyizedunshiluchutianzhencanlandexiaorongshuohao,lazheqinyikuaipaoxiangtingzailubiandechedui。

kandaozheiyimu,xiaoxiangdeliansehuranbiandehennankan……

huidaoyanjia,yanlaotaitaidaiqinyiqukanletaheyanyizedehunfang,shaoweizuolehuierjiuqishenlikai,guanzhaoqinyihaohaoxiuxi,wanfanhuirangrensongguolai。

qinyikanzhecixiangdeyanlaotaitaizhuanshenpanshanzhezouchuqu,yanleihuranbushoukongzhidediaolexialai。

yeshenrenjing,qinyiduzizuozaichuangbianhusiluanxiang,mannaozidoushijintianfashengdeshi。

“吧嗒”

qingcuidekaimenshengbatajingxing,jianshiyanyizeqinyizheiqishencongjuzilituochuyichuangbeizipuzaidishang,chongyanyizexiaolexia,“yize,henwanle,kuaishangchuangshuijueba!”

tuoxie,xiankaibeizizhengyaozuanjinqu,yishuangyoulidebeibangconghoumianjinjinbaozhuletaxianxideyaozhi,qinyishenziyijiang,xiayishidewenleju,“yize,niganshenmeya?”

“你说呢?”

chongmancixingdexinvesangyinzaitaerpanxiangqi,qinyimengdezhuanguotou,kandaodeshiyanyizeshensuidefangfoxingkongdemouziheneiyilianxiemeidexiaorong,taxiangshijianleguiyiyang,“ni……ni……nibushishazi?”