sheinengzaizaoyubangjiahou，youhunmiyitian，xinglaijiubaochiwangridezhuangtai?
meihuanshangptsdjiubucuole!
zhaoxinyanrutonghongxiaohaidipailepaitadehoubei：“bupabupa，niyijingbeijiuchulaile，bangfeiyequanbuzhuadaole，meiyourenzaihuishanghaini。”
“shia，meiyourenzaihuishanghaiwo。”qiaosiyuyouqiwulidizhongfu。
“nixinglaiduojiule?shenbianweishenmemeiyoupeihu?nilao……”
老公呢?
shengxiadelianggezi，zhaoxinyanwenbuchukou。
zheiliangtian，qiaosiyuheyingyuzhuyitongbeibangjiadeshiqingzaishangliuquanzichuankaile，doufenfenbaguayilunliangrenruhehuojiu，huochenheyingjiarenfenbiejilebangfeiduoshaoshujin。
zhaoxinyanzhenmeixiangdaohuochenneimexinhen，buyuanyizhifuziyiqizideshujin，jieguoweileyingyuzhu，yingshikuochuodijilebangfeishiyi，haihejingfangbuxiatianluodiwangzaijintianbabangfeiquanzhuazhu。
chadianwangji，talaiyiyuanqianwenguohuochendezhuli，beigaozhihuochenheyingyuzhuqujingchajuzhirenbangfeile。
什么叫和?
明摆着是陪。
piexiatangzaiyiyuandeqizi，peiqianweihunqi，buyaolian、meiqingmeiyidegounanren!
shenzhihaopengyouduomeaihuochen，zhaoxinyanrenzhemahuochendejing，tanqidao：“nizhibuzhidaonihunmilesantian，zheixietianwomeitiandoulaiyiyuan，tingpanijiucixingbulaide。”
“xingbulai，haoxiangyebucuo。”qiaosiyugouqizichaodexiaoyi。
“hushuobadaoshenme!youmeiyoukaolvguowodeganshou?womencongxiaoyiqizhangda，nisile，neiwodeduonanshou?”
liangrenshidaniangtailijiurenshide，qingtongjiemei，bicijiangduifangdangchengqinren，qiaosiyushuosangqihua，zhaoxinyanyaobushigujitashentirengchuyuxuruozhong，gaodidatayidun。
“xinyan，bangwogemang。”qiaosiyushenserenzhendizhushizhaoxinyan。
“shentimeihao，nibuzhuanzhuyangbing，zhaowobangshenmemang?”zhaoxinyanxiangbuchuziyiyoushenmenengbangdaoqiaosiyude，shizaishiqiaosiyujinfeixibi，bushiamaoagoukeyiqifudexiaorenwu。
“bangwoniyifenlihunxieyishu。”
“!!!”zhaoxinyantengdizhanzhishenti，fushiqiaosiyu，“woshilvshimeicuo，dannizhaowonizheiwanyiganma?”
“woyaohehuochenlihun。”qiaosiyujiandingdidao。
“shenme?”zhaoxinyanyinliangbiaoshengdaozuigao。