ranerjiuzaizheishihou,shenqideshiqingfashengle。
zaiyefengyanqian,zheibaobiaodedongzuoshifendehuanman,xiangshidianyinglibofangdemandongzuoyiyang。
dengdeng?zhei……zheidaodizenmele?ta……?
yefengzhenggerenjingdaizhule,ruobushiqinyankandao,tanaliganxiangxin,huifashengrucishenqideyimu?
danshi,tayezhishiduanzandeshishen。
dengdaotahuanguoshenlaihou,shenziweiweiyishan,qingyibikailezheibaobiaodezhongquan。
tashankaidetongshi,shunshichaobaobiao,gongshendaquyiquan,zhengzhongzheibaobiaodefubu。
“啊……!”
jieguozheibaobiaodangchangcanjiaoyisheng,shentixiangshibeiyilianggaosujiashierlaideqichejizhuangdaoban,zhijiewanghoudaofeichuqu。
pengqiaodeshi,tashenzixiangshitaishanyadingyiyang,zhengwangyehaofeineibianfeiguoqu。
“bu……bu!biezhuangguolai……aiyou……jiaonibiezhuangguolai,nihaizhuang?aiyou!yasiwole!”
jieguo,yehaofeibeizheibaobiaozhijiejiyazaishenxia,zhenggerenbeiyadechayidiantuxuele。
“我去?这……?”
yefengbukesiyidedingzhezijidequantou,yanshenlishanshuozheyigujidong。
mofeizuowanneihuamian,bushihuanjue?
力大无穷!
眼疾手快!
ruobushifashengzaizijishenshang,yefengnaliganxiangxin,zheiyiqieshizhende?
shishishang,bujinshita,jiulianyehaofeidoubuganxiangxin,yefengzenmehuibiandezheimelihaile。
zheishihou,yehaofeiyonglituikaibaobiao,ranhouzhanleqilai。
jiandetaqingxujidong,shuangyannumudingzheyefeng,xiongbabadimadao:“yefeng!nibieyiweizijihuidianwugong,zuihou,haibushiguaiguairuzhui?”
“ruzhui?shenmeyisi?”
“heng!woyeyeanpainiruzhuiqinjia,dangshangmennvxu!dangyibeizitaibuqitoudeshangmennvxu!”yehaofeiyinxiandishuodao。
“nimenyoubushiwofumu,pingshenmeweiwozuozhu?”yefengdangchangfanbodao。
入赘?
zheishihedengchirudeshiqing?yefengtangtangqichinaner,zenmekenengdangshangmennvxu?
“pingshenme?jiupingyejiawomenshuolesuan!nitemeshifeiwu,nenggouruzhuiqinjia,shinijibeizixiulaidefuqi,woyeyeshuole,niyaoshibukenruzhui,nimeibiexianghuole!”yehaofeiweixieshuodao。
shishishang,zheixienianlaiyejiaguodeshifendejiannan,diweidaburuqian,weilezhizhubeitaotaidemingyun,suoyixuyaogendajiazuqinjialianyin。
xishengzhe,ziranshiyefengle!
“made!yehaofei,bieguaiwomeijinggaonimen,yaoshinimengandongwomeibangentoufa,wojueduiraobulenimen!”
yefengyansuzhebiaoqing,xunchileyiju。
“raobulewomen?nixinbuxin,woxianzaijiudadianhua,jiaorennongsinimei?”yehaofeihuoqizhengsheng,zhenggerenmianmulangbeidiweixiedao。
shuoba,tahaizhendenachushouji,yaobodadianhua。
“找死!”
yefengborandanu,xiayimiao,tayishouzhuazhuyehaofeideyiling,danshoubatajitileqilai。
“made,ganjinbawojifangxialai,ni……”
“啪!”
jieguo,yehaofeihuashuodaoyiban,yefengerhuabushuo,zhijiechaotadeliandan,zhongzhongchouleyibazhangguoqu。
“cao?ni……nitemegandawolian,ni……”
yehaofeiqidezhenggerenkuaiyaozhale,jiandetaqingxushifenjidong,manlianzhanghong,shuangyandengdejizhi,shenzhilianbozichudeqingjindoutuleqilai。
“啪!”
yefengrenhenhuabuduo,youchouleyigeerguangguoqu。
“yefeng,wogenni……”
“made,nihaiganda?”
“我……”
……
zheishi,zhiyaoyehaofeiganfanboyijuhua,yefengjiuchouyibazhangguoqu。
yefengzheiyilundekuangshanerguang,dadeyehaofeiyanmaojinxing,neilianzhongdexiangshibeimafengjizhedaoyiyang。
dadaozuihou,yehaofeipale。
jiandetalianmangderensongqiurao,yigejingdedaoqian,shuodao:“feng……fengge,ting!ting……biedale,wo……wocuole,wozhendecuole。”
longyounilin,chuzhibinu!
yefengdenilin,jiushitadeqinren,mianduiyehaofeidexiuru,tanalihuiqingyiraoleyehaofei?
zheishi,yefengshenqingyansudizhiwendao:“yehaofei!wojiuwenniyiju,nihaiganbugandadianhua?”
“不……不敢了!”
yehaofeilianmangyaotoubaishou,foujuedao。
“heng!nijiwohuiqugaosuerye,woyefeng,jueburuzhui!nijiwogunba!”
shuoba,yefengxiangshirenglajiban,yixiazibayehaofeijirenglechuqu,jiandeyehaofeishuaidelaoyuan,chayidianbayehaofeidegujiadoujishuaisanle。
“aiyou……wodeyao!”
yehaofeitongkubuyidewuzhuzijideyao,zhenggerentengdeciyaliezuide。
“heng!haibugundan?nihaixiangaizoushiba?”yefengdengletayiyan,jinggaodao。
憋屈!
羞辱!
不甘心!
……
cishicike,suoyoufumianqingxuxiangshihongshuibanyixiaziyongshangyehaofeidexintou,danshitazhidao,zijibixuyaorenzhu。
yaoshiburendehua,gujihuibeidasi。
“ni……nijiwozouzheqiao!”
yehaofeibanzheheilian,liaoxiayijuhenhua,ranhoushifenlangbeidepaleqilai,zhuanshenjiutaopaole。
yefenglenghengyisheng,xinqingningzhongdihuidaolechuzuwunei,takandaodishanglingluandezhipiaosuipian,zhenggerenmeitoujihuzhoucheng“chuan”zi。
“kee……zhipiaomeile,meimeideshoushufei,gaizaban?”
yefengxinqingfuzade,benlaizhicha2wan,kerujinzhipiaobeisisui,tashoutoushangyifenqiandoumeiyoule。
zhengdangyefengweishoushufeifannaozhiji,jiuzaizheishihou,tashoujituranxiangqi,laidiandeshiyigemoshengrendedianhua。
“谁呀?”
yefengshenqingweiweijingya,ranhoujietingqidianhua。
zheishi,dianhuaneitouchuanlaiyizhenbingruhanbingdeshengyin,“shiwo!woyaojianni!”
“meinv,niyaojianwo?nandaoni……nihaimeimanzu?”yefengyixiazitingchuqinruoshuangdeshengyin,shenzhitajuedezijilaoyaozaiyinyinzuotong。
“feihuashaoshuo……bangexiaoshihou,xijiehouxiangkou!”
shuoba,qinruoshuangbianguaduandianhua,shenzhilianrangyefengjujuedejihuidoubuji。
“wei……wei?meinv?wo……”
yefenglianmangjiaohanzhe,danqinruoshuangzaojiuguaduandianhua。
……
西街后巷口!
yefengcongconggandaoxianchang,danshitaquebujianqinruoshuangdeshenying。
yushi,tazhanzailubiandengdaiduifangchuxian。
jiuzaizheishihou,yefengkandaobuyuanchu,youyigexiaonvhaibaozheyangmeimei,kuzhejiaoyeye,kantashangxindemoyang,xiangshigenjiarenzousan。
turanzhijian,neixiaonvhaixiangguomalu,jiandetalianludoubukan,zhijiepaolechuqu。
buxingdeshi,yiliangbaoma3xizhengwangxiaonvhaineibianchongzheguoqu。
不好!
yefengjianzhuanghou,anzijiaoku。
qingjizhixia,tagubushangzheimeduo,jibuchongleshangqu,feishenpuxiangneixiaonvhai,batahuzaizijishenqian。
“吱!”
neiliangbaoma3xiyexunsuchache,danshishichuturan,chachejulimingxianbuzu。
yushi,neiliangbaoma3xizhijiezhuangdaoleyefeng。
jiuzaiqichekuaiyaozhuangdaoyefengdeshihou,tashenshangneikuaiyupeisanfachuyidaobaohuzhao,huanchongledabufendechongzhuangli。
jinguanruci,yefenghaishi“pu”deyisheng,dangchangtuleyikouxianxue,shenzibeizhuangfeihaojimi。
“嘶……!”
yefengtengdebiyaliezuide,gujiakuaiyaobeizhuangsanyiyang。
zheishi,yefengqiangrenzheshenshangdetongku,guanxindiwendao:“xiao……xiaomeimei!nimeishiba?”
“wuwu……wuwu!dagege,wo……wopapa!wuwu……wuwu!”xiaonvhaihekule。
“biepa……youdagegezai,nimeishide!”yefenganfuzhexiaonvhaiqingxu。
zhengdangtaxiangzhanzhishenzizhiqian,ranerjiuzaizheishihou,xianchangxiangqiyizhenzhenjingdeshengyin。
“yefeng……shini?”yourenjinghudao。
“郭小美?”
yefengmeitouyizhou,tameiyouxiangdaokaichederen,juranshitadeqiannvyou……guoxiaomei!
“yefeng,nizheiwangbadan,nimeiqian,jiuxiangchulaipengci,hailashangxiaohai?nijianzhijiushisangxinbingkuang!”guoxiaomeiqifendimanmadao。
gangcai,takaichezhengchangjiashi,turankandaoqianmianchongchuyidaoheiying,tahedediyishijianchache。
xiachehou,tacaifaxianzijiyudao“pengci”le。
“什么?我碰瓷?”
yefengyixiazinaohuole,guoxiaomeikaichezhuangdaoren,haifanguolaiwumiezijipengci?
“nandaobushima?wozhendehouhui,gangcaimeikaichebanijizhuangsi?”guoxiaomeimanlianzengedebiaoqing,fengcidao。
“guoxiaomei!meixiangdaonirucishexiexinchang!”yefengmianwubiaoqingdishuodao。
“jiunizheifeiwu,yepeishuowo?wopei!xingyede,nibawodeqichejizhuangaole,jintianniyaoshibupeichang,wojiaowonanpengyounongsini!”guoxiaomeishengqidijinggaodao。
“shenme?nizhuangdaowo,haijiaowopeichang?zuomengba!”yefengyansuzhebiaoqing,taiduhenjianjue。
“bupeichangshiba……wo……”
zhengdangguoxiaomeixiangdadianhuajiaorenzhiji,jiuzaizheishihou,yigemiaolingmeinvcongyilianghuohongsedefalalif430shang,zoulexialai。