第6章 逼人入赘

ranerjiuzaizheishihou,shenqideshiqingfashengle。

zaiyefengyanqian,zheibaobiaodedongzuoshifendehuanman,xiangshidianyinglibofangdemandongzuoyiyang。

dengdeng?zhei……zheidaodizenmele?ta……?

yefengzhenggerenjingdaizhule,ruobushiqinyankandao,tanaliganxiangxin,huifashengrucishenqideyimu?

danshi,tayezhishiduanzandeshishen。

dengdaotahuanguoshenlaihou,shenziweiweiyishan,qingyibikailezheibaobiaodezhongquan。

tashankaidetongshi,shunshichaobaobiao,gongshendaquyiquan,zhengzhongzheibaobiaodefubu。

“啊……!”

jieguozheibaobiaodangchangcanjiaoyisheng,shentixiangshibeiyilianggaosujiashierlaideqichejizhuangdaoban,zhijiewanghoudaofeichuqu。

pengqiaodeshi,tashenzixiangshitaishanyadingyiyang,zhengwangyehaofeineibianfeiguoqu。

“bu……bu!biezhuangguolai……aiyou……jiaonibiezhuangguolai,nihaizhuang?aiyou!yasiwole!”

jieguo,yehaofeibeizheibaobiaozhijiejiyazaishenxia,zhenggerenbeiyadechayidiantuxuele。

“我去?这……?”

yefengbukesiyidedingzhezijidequantou,yanshenlishanshuozheyigujidong。

mofeizuowanneihuamian,bushihuanjue?

力大无穷!

眼疾手快!

ruobushifashengzaizijishenshang,yefengnaliganxiangxin,zheiyiqieshizhende?

shishishang,bujinshita,jiulianyehaofeidoubuganxiangxin,yefengzenmehuibiandezheimelihaile。

zheishihou,yehaofeiyonglituikaibaobiao,ranhouzhanleqilai。

jiandetaqingxujidong,shuangyannumudingzheyefeng,xiongbabadimadao:“yefeng!nibieyiweizijihuidianwugong,zuihou,haibushiguaiguairuzhui?”

“ruzhui?shenmeyisi?”

“heng!woyeyeanpainiruzhuiqinjia,dangshangmennvxu!dangyibeizitaibuqitoudeshangmennvxu!”yehaofeiyinxiandishuodao。

“nimenyoubushiwofumu,pingshenmeweiwozuozhu?”yefengdangchangfanbodao。

入赘?

zheishihedengchirudeshiqing?yefengtangtangqichinaner,zenmekenengdangshangmennvxu?

“pingshenme?jiupingyejiawomenshuolesuan!nitemeshifeiwu,nenggouruzhuiqinjia,shinijibeizixiulaidefuqi,woyeyeshuole,niyaoshibukenruzhui,nimeibiexianghuole!”yehaofeiweixieshuodao。

shishishang,zheixienianlaiyejiaguodeshifendejiannan,diweidaburuqian,weilezhizhubeitaotaidemingyun,suoyixuyaogendajiazuqinjialianyin。

xishengzhe,ziranshiyefengle!

“made!yehaofei,bieguaiwomeijinggaonimen,yaoshinimengandongwomeibangentoufa,wojueduiraobulenimen!”

yefengyansuzhebiaoqing,xunchileyiju。

“raobulewomen?nixinbuxin,woxianzaijiudadianhua,jiaorennongsinimei?”yehaofeihuoqizhengsheng,zhenggerenmianmulangbeidiweixiedao。

shuoba,tahaizhendenachushouji,yaobodadianhua。

“找死!”

yefengborandanu,xiayimiao,tayishouzhuazhuyehaofeideyiling,danshoubatajitileqilai。

“made,ganjinbawojifangxialai,ni……”

“啪!”

jieguo,yehaofeihuashuodaoyiban,yefengerhuabushuo,zhijiechaotadeliandan,zhongzhongchouleyibazhangguoqu。

“cao?ni……nitemegandawolian,ni……”

yehaofeiqidezhenggerenkuaiyaozhale,jiandetaqingxushifenjidong,manlianzhanghong,shuangyandengdejizhi,shenzhilianbozichudeqingjindoutuleqilai。

“啪!”

yefengrenhenhuabuduo,youchouleyigeerguangguoqu。

“yefeng,wogenni……”

“made,nihaiganda?”

“我……”

……

zheishi,zhiyaoyehaofeiganfanboyijuhua,yefengjiuchouyibazhangguoqu。

yefengzheiyilundekuangshanerguang,dadeyehaofeiyanmaojinxing,neilianzhongdexiangshibeimafengjizhedaoyiyang。

dadaozuihou,yehaofeipale。

jiandetalianmangderensongqiurao,yigejingdedaoqian,shuodao:“feng……fengge,ting!ting……biedale,wo……wocuole,wozhendecuole。”

longyounilin,chuzhibinu!

yefengdenilin,jiushitadeqinren,mianduiyehaofeidexiuru,tanalihuiqingyiraoleyehaofei?

zheishi,yefengshenqingyansudizhiwendao:“yehaofei!wojiuwenniyiju,nihaiganbugandadianhua?”

“不……不敢了!”

yehaofeilianmangyaotoubaishou,foujuedao。

“heng!nijiwohuiqugaosuerye,woyefeng,jueburuzhui!nijiwogunba!”

shuoba,yefengxiangshirenglajiban,yixiazibayehaofeijirenglechuqu,jiandeyehaofeishuaidelaoyuan,chayidianbayehaofeidegujiadoujishuaisanle。

“aiyou……wodeyao!”

yehaofeitongkubuyidewuzhuzijideyao,zhenggerentengdeciyaliezuide。

“heng!haibugundan?nihaixiangaizoushiba?”yefengdengletayiyan,jinggaodao。

憋屈!

羞辱!

不甘心!

……

cishicike,suoyoufumianqingxuxiangshihongshuibanyixiaziyongshangyehaofeidexintou,danshitazhidao,zijibixuyaorenzhu。

yaoshiburendehua,gujihuibeidasi。

“ni……nijiwozouzheqiao!”

yehaofeibanzheheilian,liaoxiayijuhenhua,ranhoushifenlangbeidepaleqilai,zhuanshenjiutaopaole。

yefenglenghengyisheng,xinqingningzhongdihuidaolechuzuwunei,takandaodishanglingluandezhipiaosuipian,zhenggerenmeitoujihuzhoucheng“chuan”zi。

“kee……zhipiaomeile,meimeideshoushufei,gaizaban?”

yefengxinqingfuzade,benlaizhicha2wan,kerujinzhipiaobeisisui,tashoutoushangyifenqiandoumeiyoule。

zhengdangyefengweishoushufeifannaozhiji,jiuzaizheishihou,tashoujituranxiangqi,laidiandeshiyigemoshengrendedianhua。

“谁呀?”

yefengshenqingweiweijingya,ranhoujietingqidianhua。

zheishi,dianhuaneitouchuanlaiyizhenbingruhanbingdeshengyin,“shiwo!woyaojianni!”

“meinv,niyaojianwo?nandaoni……nihaimeimanzu?”yefengyixiazitingchuqinruoshuangdeshengyin,shenzhitajuedezijilaoyaozaiyinyinzuotong。

“feihuashaoshuo……bangexiaoshihou,xijiehouxiangkou!”

shuoba,qinruoshuangbianguaduandianhua,shenzhilianrangyefengjujuedejihuidoubuji。

“wei……wei?meinv?wo……”

yefenglianmangjiaohanzhe,danqinruoshuangzaojiuguaduandianhua。

……

西街后巷口!

yefengcongconggandaoxianchang,danshitaquebujianqinruoshuangdeshenying。

yushi,tazhanzailubiandengdaiduifangchuxian。

jiuzaizheishihou,yefengkandaobuyuanchu,youyigexiaonvhaibaozheyangmeimei,kuzhejiaoyeye,kantashangxindemoyang,xiangshigenjiarenzousan。

turanzhijian,neixiaonvhaixiangguomalu,jiandetalianludoubukan,zhijiepaolechuqu。

buxingdeshi,yiliangbaoma3xizhengwangxiaonvhaineibianchongzheguoqu。

不好!

yefengjianzhuanghou,anzijiaoku。

qingjizhixia,tagubushangzheimeduo,jibuchongleshangqu,feishenpuxiangneixiaonvhai,batahuzaizijishenqian。

“吱!”

neiliangbaoma3xiyexunsuchache,danshishichuturan,chachejulimingxianbuzu。

yushi,neiliangbaoma3xizhijiezhuangdaoleyefeng。

jiuzaiqichekuaiyaozhuangdaoyefengdeshihou,tashenshangneikuaiyupeisanfachuyidaobaohuzhao,huanchongledabufendechongzhuangli。

jinguanruci,yefenghaishi“pu”deyisheng,dangchangtuleyikouxianxue,shenzibeizhuangfeihaojimi。

“嘶……!”

yefengtengdebiyaliezuide,gujiakuaiyaobeizhuangsanyiyang。

zheishi,yefengqiangrenzheshenshangdetongku,guanxindiwendao:“xiao……xiaomeimei!nimeishiba?”

“wuwu……wuwu!dagege,wo……wopapa!wuwu……wuwu!”xiaonvhaihekule。

“biepa……youdagegezai,nimeishide!”yefenganfuzhexiaonvhaiqingxu。

zhengdangtaxiangzhanzhishenzizhiqian,ranerjiuzaizheishihou,xianchangxiangqiyizhenzhenjingdeshengyin。

“yefeng……shini?”yourenjinghudao。

“郭小美?”

yefengmeitouyizhou,tameiyouxiangdaokaichederen,juranshitadeqiannvyou……guoxiaomei!

“yefeng,nizheiwangbadan,nimeiqian,jiuxiangchulaipengci,hailashangxiaohai?nijianzhijiushisangxinbingkuang!”guoxiaomeiqifendimanmadao。

gangcai,takaichezhengchangjiashi,turankandaoqianmianchongchuyidaoheiying,tahedediyishijianchache。

xiachehou,tacaifaxianzijiyudao“pengci”le。

“什么?我碰瓷?”

yefengyixiazinaohuole,guoxiaomeikaichezhuangdaoren,haifanguolaiwumiezijipengci?

“nandaobushima?wozhendehouhui,gangcaimeikaichebanijizhuangsi?”guoxiaomeimanlianzengedebiaoqing,fengcidao。

“guoxiaomei!meixiangdaonirucishexiexinchang!”yefengmianwubiaoqingdishuodao。

“jiunizheifeiwu,yepeishuowo?wopei!xingyede,nibawodeqichejizhuangaole,jintianniyaoshibupeichang,wojiaowonanpengyounongsini!”guoxiaomeishengqidijinggaodao。

“shenme?nizhuangdaowo,haijiaowopeichang?zuomengba!”yefengyansuzhebiaoqing,taiduhenjianjue。

“bupeichangshiba……wo……”

zhengdangguoxiaomeixiangdadianhuajiaorenzhiji,jiuzaizheishihou,yigemiaolingmeinvcongyilianghuohongsedefalalif430shang,zoulexialai。