“zheijinian，xinkunile。”
bainuanwenroudeyijuhua，rangxiaochenxinzhongqianbaijudeyuanyandouxiaoshi。
“nimenzheishiganshenme！”
yuemudanraoshanglailakaileyongbaozhongdelianggeren，kanqingchunanrenshixiaochenhou，danraolianshangdunshiluchuyanezhise：“nilaizuoshenme！”
qizibainuanshuodao：“ma，xiaochenshiwodezhangfu，zheilishitadejia，taweishenmebunenglai？”
danraobuyuedao：“tahenkuaijiubushile，niwangjitaduiwozuoshenmelema？”
白暖眉头微微一皱。
xiaochenlengxiaoyisheng：“yuemu，sannianqian，xiaojiuzihejiuzhuangshangren，wodaititazuolao，tiaojianshishenme？”
dangzhebainuandemian，yuemudanraoxintoufaxu：“nijiwozhuzui！”
xiaochenlengshengdao：“nuaner，nizhidaowojinrichuyufashengleshenmeshima？”
bainuanmeitouweizhou：“shenmeshi？”
“……我妈”
“wojiaonizhuzui，nitingjianlema！”danraolianseweibian，lianshangyouzheyanshibuzhudehuangluan：“neibiqianwojinijiushile。”
“he。”xiaochenpixiaoroubuxiao。
bainuanmeitoujinzhou，buzhidaodanraohexiaochenzhijianfashengleshenmeshiqing：“xiaochen，nizenmenengzheiyanggenmashuohua？”
xiaochendao：“nikeyiwenwenta。”
jiuzaidanraoneixinmalexiaochenqianbaibian，kuaizhaojiabuzhushi——
“你们在聊什么。”
yigeyizheshehua，qizhibufandenianqingnanzizoudaolesanrenmianqian，lianshangyouzhereqingcanlandixiaorong：“danbomu，nuaner，womeiyoulaiwanba。”
danraokandaonianqingnanzi，lianshangdunshiluchulexiaorong：“yixuan，nilailea。”
bainuankanzhenianqingnanzi，liansepingjingdihandao：“huangzong，xiexienicanjiawojiadeyanhui。”
dangxiaochenkanqingchuhuangyixuanshenhouzhanzhedeliangmingbaobiaoshi，tahunshendexueyedunshishangyong，yanshenbingleng，yanzhongyounuhuozaiyunniang：
“neiliangmingbaobiaoshinide？”
huangyixuankanzhexiaochen，yanzhongmanshijifengbuxiezhise：“bucuo，shiwode。”
下一秒。
xiaochennuhuoranshao，zhijieyijiaochuaidaohuangyixuanduzishang：
“wotamadasinigewangbadan！”
xiaochenyiyanbuhejiudongshou，zhijiehedailebainuanhedanrao。
bainuanlimalazhulexiaochen：
“xiaochennizheishizuoshenme？”
“yixuan，nimeishiba。”danraoshangqujianghuangyixuanfuqilai，manlianguanqiezhise，neixinqueshimalexiaochenwushubian。
huangyixuanlianseyouxieyinchen，yanzhongdaizhebukesiyi：“nigandawo？”
xiaochenyanshenbingleng：“nibawomacongyiyuanganchuquchadianhaisita，womeiyoudasinisuanhaodele。”
“什么？！”
bainuanhedanraoshenqingyijing，xiaochenjiangtamendefanyingjinshouyandi。
“hehe。”huangyixuanzhenglilexiazijideyifu：“nizhidaowoshisheima？”
“wojiaohuangyixuan，shitianhuangjituandeshaodongjia。”
xiaochenlengshengdao：“neiyouzenmeyang？”
huangyixuanxiaozheshuodao：“baijiajieletianhuangjituansangeyi，mashangjiuyaodaohaiqianshijianle，nishuozenmeyang？”
“什么？”
xiaochenlianseyibian，kanxiangqizibainuanheyuemudanrao。
bainuanlianseyouxiebuhaokan。
岳母单娆脸色平淡。
huangyixuanweixiaodao：“oudazijidezhaizhu，nishuogaizenmeban。”
xiaochenquantoujinzuan：“buzenmeban。”
“hao。”huangyixuanpaishouguzhang，lianshangxiaorongyuelaiyuenong：“henhao，wojiuxinshangnizheizhongyouguqide。”
xiaochenshuodao：“jialiqiandeqian，wohuihaishangde。”
“……”
xianchanganjingyixia，ranhouhuangyixuankuangxiaoqilai，rutongkanshaziyiyangdeyanshenkanzhexiaochen。
“nizuolaosannianshizuoshalema？niyiweineishisanbaikuaiqianma？”
xiaochenyaoyaotou：“wozhidaoneishisanyi，woyouzijidebanfa。”
“啪——”
danraozaiyerenbuxiaquxiaochen，chongshanglaizhijiejilexiaochenyijixiangliangdeerguang，youdayouma：
“xiaochennigewangbadanhaibuganjinjiyixuandaoqian！”
萧尘瞪大了眼睛。
duifangchadianhaisitamuqin，yuemuquerangtadaoqian！
yuemugengshiqinqiechenghuweitadechourenwei‘yixuan！’
这是何等的屈辱！
xiaochenshenzidouyouxiefadou：“pingshenme？”
danraoqijibaihuai：“mashangjiuyaodaohaizhaideshijianle，yaoshihaibushangqian，womenyijiadoudeshuidajie！”
“yixuankeyiyanzhangwomenjiadezhaiwushijian！”
“nandaoyaoyinweiniyigeren，rangwomenquanjiashangxiajishihaorenshuidajiema？”
“bucuo，bucuo。”huangyixuandaxiaodao：“zhiyaonijiwodaoqian，wokeyiyanzhangbaijiadezhaiwushijian。”
jialijingjiqingkuangbuhao，nihaihuaqianzhibanangguideshoushi。
你是怎么想的？
xiaochenshuangyanchongxue，yaozheya：“nizuomeng。”
jiuzaixiaochenwufarenshouzheizhongqurudeshihou——
qizibainuanqueshilalelatadeyijiao，dishengshuodao：“xiaochen，jihuangzongdaoqianba……”
什么！
xiaochenshentijuliezhandouqilai，jiulianqiziyerangzijijitadaoqian？
tataiqitou，kandaoleqizibainuanyanzhongdejingying，neiyongjinhuaiqiudeyanshenkanzheta。
“suanwo……qiunile……”qizishengyindaizheyisigengyan，dishengaiqiuzheta。
baijiaxianzaizhendebunengdezuihuangyixuan，burantazuijinjiniandexinxuejianghuiyuyidan。
zhiyaozaiguoduanshijian，tazainaxiajigexiangmu，jialijiukeyibaituozijinkunnan。
“我……”
xiaochenyacaodoukuaiyaopole，shenyikouqidao：“wofashi！qitianzhinei，yidingyaorangniguizaiwomianqianlaiqiuwo！”
zheishazideshixinfengle，huangyixuangenbenmeidanghuishi。
“hahahaha！”huangyixuandaxiao：“xing，bieshuoqitian，qishitianwodoujini。”
“danshixianzai，niguaiguaijiwowanyaodaoqian，tingmingbailema？”
xiaochendelianseyuelaiyuebai，huanhuanwanxiayao，weilexiangaishiniandeqizi，taxiangrenditoule。
“黄总，对不起。”
“哈哈哈哈！”
huangyixuankuangxiaoqilai，fushenzaixiaochenerbianshuodao：“qishi，niyebuyongdaozheigeqiande。”
“baijiagenbenhaibushangzheibiqian。”
“nidezhangmuniangyijingzhangluobainuangennilihun，rangtajiajiwodeshiqing。”
“wotingshuonimenxiangaishinian，taquehaishigechu。”
“wohenqidai，tadeziweiyouduomeimiao。”
“nizhaosi！”xiaochenmengdiyiqishen，yanshenbingleng，shuangmuzhizhongmanshishayi。
“aiyo，wohaopapae。”huangyixuanyinyangguaiqi，lengxiaodao：“zenme，nihaigandawo？”
zheiyike，xiaochenhunshenshangxiadexueyedouzaiwangdanaolimianyongqu，quantoujinzuan，hunshendouzaizhandou。
jinrizhichou，qitianhou，tayaohuangyixuanshibei，baibeifenghai！