(一)

pingchangdeyitian,wozoujinlehaixianshichang。

“laoban,nizheixiameiwentiba?meibeiwuranba?”

laobanshuanglangdexiaozhedao:“meiwentimeiwenti,fangxinzheng,chuwentilaizhaowo。”

wodunxialai,xiangxuanjizhizhengchangde。

yizhixiatanchushuimian,liangshuangyanjingdingzhewo。

yigetoushuo:“shaziyisi?”

lingyigetoushuo:“fangxinchi。”

wojiaoyiruan,diedaozaidishang。

“wokao,nimendouhuishuohuale,haishuomeiwenti?”

1

wobeijingxingle,toushangquanshihanshui。qiyedaoleyibeibaikaishui,kanzhebeidixuanfudeheisezazhi,youdiannanyixiakou。

zheibushimeng,shiwozoujinhaixianshichangdeqinyansuojian。

julirguoxiangdahaipaifanghewushuiyijingyouliunian,renmenjianjianfaxian,chulebianyihaoxiangmeiyoubiedeweihai,juranjieshoule。

xianzaizhengfugulirenleibianyi,chibianyihaixian。

zhiyuzhengchangren,neicaishiyilei,guojielaoshu,renrenhanda。

shuichilimianputengzhedeliangtouxia,wowulunzenmezuoxinlijiansheyexiabuqukou,zongjuedetamenrudongdezuibazaishuohua。

chilezheixiebianyidehaixian,woyejiuhuichengweibianyiren,buyongzaidaizhejiashou,meitiandanjingshoupadeweizhuangchengbianyiren。

可是......

wokanzheduanshipinli,zhangzhelianggenaodaidenvbozhu,xiamiandepinglundouzaikuazantaduomei。woweilimianyizhenfanjiangdaohai,paodaocesuolimianyizhenkuangtu,wanshangcaituguo,xianzaituchulaidequanshiweisuan。

wocaibuyaobianyi,woyaozuozhengchangren!!!

2

wojiaoliyu,shizheigeshijieshangweiyiyigezhengchangren。

hewushuibaofaqianyitian,wodaizhedunhaodewuzipaodaolexiangxia。wojinliangbuhewaimiandeshui,yongkuangquanshuixitouxizao。wuziyongwanhou,woyouyulehenjiuhaishijuedinghuidaochengshi,renshiqunjudongwu,wobuxiangzaizuogudaole。

daolechengshilimian,wocaizhidao,bianyiyijingchengweilechangtai。

shenzhi,bianyirenkaishigongjiwozheigeyilei。

jiusuanbianyile,renleipaiyidemaobinghaishimeibian。

weilehuoxiaqu,wobudebuzhizuoleyishuangjiashou,shishikekedaizaishenshang。zhengfujianwoshigebianyiren,jiwoanpailegongzuohefangzi。

zhiyaobushirguodedongxi,qitaguojiadedongxihewurandoujiangdaolezuidi。jiusuanzheiyang,woyebuganzaiwaimianchidongxi,zhinengzijichifengganderou,heazhidecai。

meitiandoutixindiaodan,shengpabeibierenfaxianwoshigezhengchangren。

“xiaoyu,nizaixiangshenmeni,jintianwanshangjuhuibixulai。”

buzhangshenchuyigetouhewoduihua,lingyigetouzhengzaihewogongweipangbiandexiaochenjiaodaigongzuo。

“buzhang,woshekong,bushihenxiang......”

“aiyou,nicicijuhuidoubulai,wodouhuaiyinishigezhengchangrenni。”

buzhangzhiyouyizhiyanjing,cikezhengkanzhewo。wohoubeilenghanzhimao,kongjuzhanmanlezhenggexinzang。

wobunengbeitamenfaxian,woshiyigezhengchangren。

“buzhang......wo......”

“aiyou,kaigewanxiaoma,biejinzhang。wanshangbixulaiha。”

buzhangpailepaiwodejianbang,wogangadexiaolexiao,andisongleyikouqi,ganjueduochulaideyishuangshouyouxiesongdongle。

wobixumashangqubajiaoshuizhanshangqu,buranjintianwanshang,suishidouhuidiaoxialai。

xiabanqian,wopaodaocesuolimian,cainachukuzikoudaidejiaoshui,gebigongweidechenliangjiupaojinlaile。

taluchuyizhengpaidaheiya,yongjinyoudesigenshouzhixiangwodazhaohu。

“宇哥,放水呢?”

tazhangdezhenexin,woqiangrenzheweilideexin,dianlediantou。

zhenbuzhidaozheixierenzenmexiangde,biandezheimeexinyenengtanranjieshou。

wozheibeizidoubuyaobianchengzheizhongren。

“yuge,wanshangjuhuichihaixian,youfudehen。”

3

shenmeyoufu,liangtoudexia,shiliuzhijiaodezhangyu,hesiwusuihaitongyiyangdadesanwenyu......zheixiedongxi,woguangkanzhe,jiuxiangtu,bieshuochixiaqule。

danweileyingfuguoqu,wotizhekuaizi,meigecaibalaleyixia。

“xiaoyu,zenmebuchian?nikeshizhengfuanpaidee,womendanweizhongdianguanzhaodeduixiang。”

duyanbuzhanglianggetouchaozhewo,liangzhangzuibalimiantuchudejiuqichongtian,wochadiandangchangxunyunguoqu,yijuhuayebuxiangshuo,zhinengdiandiantou。

“谢谢部长关照。”

chenliangjuqijiubei,coudaowomianqian:“yuge,guangshuoxiexie,buhejiumodechengyi。”

喝酒?

zheijiushuiwuqimahei,coujinwenyiguechou。

wojiyilidebaijiuwuse,hongjiuxiangchun,zheiwanyiernenghe?

wohenxiangtichuyiwen,danbangongshiliugeren,ershishuangyanjingdoudingzhewo。

wohoubeilenghanbuting,budebujiexiajiubei,juqilai。

“buzhang,woxianganle。”

weilebubeifaxianyiyang,woqiangbizhezijiheleyikou。

haihao,weileyifangwanyi,laichifanqian,wochilehenduomianbao,yinggainengzanshizuzhizheixieyetidexishou,denghuiqucesuokouyixiasangzi,hainengtuchulai。

“xiaoyu,lai,chikousanwenyu。”

buzhangxiaomimidekanzhewo,wodingzhepanzilimianhaizaidoudongdesanwenyu,kuaizichadiandiaozaidishang。

wowuzhudikanleyiyantianhuaban,ganjuezijicikefangfoshenchudiyuyiban,zhouweiyiqunqixingguaizhuangdebianyiren。

zheiyike,wonaozilimianshengchuyigexiangfa。

ruguo,woyeshibianyiren,shibushijiubuyongdanxinshoupale?

wobeizheigexiangfaheleyitiao。

danzaixiangyixiang,zhouweidoushibianyiren,zhenggediqiu,quanrenleidoujieshoulehewushuiyinqidebianyi,dajiadouzhangdeyiyangchoulou,nenghuozhebujiuxingle。

zaiershishuangyanjingdezhushixia,wochileyikousanwenyu,shunjianyuxingweijinjinzhuazhuwodehoulong,niezhuwodeqiguan。wobutingdikesou,fachuzhenzhenganoudeshengyin。

“yuge,zahuishi,nishibushihaixianguomina?”

wonaozihunhunde,kaikoudao:“ng......”

chenliangsigenshouzhituranzhuazhulewodejianbang,sanzhiyanjingdengzhewo。

woqiangchengzhebufadou,turanxiangqirenleidebianyidoushiyinweihaixianyinqi,suizhebianyifasheng,duihaixiandeminzhenggenbenjiubucunzai。

yishidaozijishuocuohuale,xindoutidaosangziyanle。

“zenmekenengguomin,shitaijiumeiyouchile。”

woyongshouzhuaqisanwenyusaidaozuibalimian,weilimiandunshifanjiangdaohai,worenzhuganou,mianqiangchechuyigexiaorong,zuojitongshikan。

tamenyoukaishilehejiudanao,wozuozaiyibian,wufarongjinqutamendekuaile,quepeizhetamenxiao。woshengpazijideyigedongzuo,zaiciyinqitamendehuaiyi。

neikuaisanwenyu,wobuxiangzaichiyicile,zheigezhengchangrenzhendetainanzuole。

chileyikuaisanwenyu,heleyikoujiu,yihuiyaoshibunengquantuchulai,bianyiliwoyinggaibuyuanle,yexujiuzaimingtian,yexuzaibangeyuehou。

zheiyangyehao,choujiuchoule,qimawonenghuozhe,buyongmeitiantixindiaodan。

4

buzhidaoshenmeshihou,woyehuifashengbianyi,dengdaideguochengtaijianaole。

wodaizhejiazhiqushangban,youpazaishangbanshifashengbianyi,beitongshikanjian。

youyulehenjiu,wojueding,yaobawozijidemingyun。

wojuedingzoujinhaixianshichang,qinzizuoyidaosuanrongfensixialaizhongjiewozhengchangrendeshenghuo。

wodaishangleyishuangshou,anledianti。duimenquezaizheigeshihoudakaile,linjutanlegetouchulai,tazhazheyishuangshuilingdedayanjingkanzhewo。

“你要去哪里啊?”

tazhangdehenhaokan,zaitashenshang,wojihuzhaobudaobianyidedifang。wohuaiyiguotashizhengchangren,dansizhoudelinjukanjianta,feidanbuqubaojingzhuata,haireqingdihetatanhua。

“海鲜市场买虾。”

“neikeyibangwomaiyijinma?meimeixiangchile。”

wobuhuijujueyigemeinvdeyaoqiu,zhishiwoconglaidoumeiyoujianguotademeimei,yinxianglitazongshiyigerenchuru。

wodianlediantou:“haoa。”

taqianqianyixiao,mianshangfanqihongyun,nachuyigeheisedaizi。

“gege,nihaikeyibangwodiulajima?woyoudianbufangbian。”

tadeshengyinnendenengqiachushui,wozuoweiyigenanren,wufajujue。

“要得。”

woshenshoujieguoheisededaizi,yiguechouweishunjianchongjinwodebiqianglimian,wochadianjiuganouchulai,danzaimeinvmianqian,haishiyaoweichihaoxingxiang。

tadexiaoyiyuefajiashen,zhuanguoshen,liaoqibeihoudetoufa。

“meimei,kuaixiexiegege。”

wodetian,yizhanglian,xueroumohu,zhangzaitadehounaoshaoshang。neizhanglianhaichongwoxiao,luchuliangkeshenlvdeyachi。

“xie......xiexiegege。”

wodengbudaodiantile,jimangcongyibiandeloutipaoxiaqu,shoushangdeheisekoudaiyizhibutingdoudong。

wobuganqukan,yikouqipaodaolajichuliqipang。

xiaoqudelajichuliqilianjiezhewushuichuliguandao,zheiyangchuliwanlajihoujiukeyizhijiepaijinwushuidao,jianshaoduihuanjingdewuran。

wojuedezheizhongzhuangzhijianzhishiwuyonggong,renleichanshengdewurangenbenjiubuchazheimeyidian。

annabuzhuhaoqixin,wohaishiditoukanleyiyanheikoudai,yizhiheisedexieqianbutingdizailuanhuidong,lianggewuheideyanjingguliuliudezhuandongzhe,xiangrenleidexiaohaiyiyang。

zheishigeshenmewanyier,woxindoutidaosangziyanle,zhijiebakoudaishuaidaowushuichulijiqishangbian,jiuganjinpaokaile。

laidaohaixianshichang,daochudoushibianyideyuhexia,zhangdeqixingguaizhuang。

wotingzaiyigekanqilaishaoweizhengchangdetanweiqianmian,naozihaimeiyoucongneiju‘xiexiegege’limianhuanguolai。

pingjiezhaopaishangmianyige“xia”zi,wocaipanduanchuyanqiantiepenzilimianmaideshixia,penzilimiandehaishuihunzhuobuqing,wogenbenkanbuqingxiadeyangzi。

“laoban,nizheixiameiwentiba?nengchima?”

laobanzuozaimenlianhoumian,shuanglangdexiaozhedao:“meiwentimeiwenti,fangxinzheng,chuwentilaizhaowo。”

wodunxialai,xiangxuanjizhizhengchangde。

yizhixiatanchushuimian,liangshuangyanjingdingzhewo。

yigetoushuo:“shaziyisi?”

lingyigetoushuo:“fangxinchi。”

wojiaoyiruan,diedaozaidishang。

“wokao,nimendouhuishuohuale,haishuomeiwenti?”

“nizaiziyanziyushenme?”

laobancongmenlianhoumianzouchulai,hunhuangdedengguangxia,banzhizhangyupazaitadenaodaishang。

tazoudaowomianqian,naodaishangdebazhuayujinjintiezaitadetoupishang,shiliuzhijiaobutingrudongzhe,chanraozhetadebozi。

jishiwoyijingjieshoulebianyirendeduoyangxing,dankanjianhebazhuayurongweiyitiderenlei,haishibeihedaole。

“买不买?”

laobannaqiyizhiliangtouxia,xiazuibaxiangyigexiguanbutingdituntu,fangfozaishuohuayiban。

buguozixixiangxiangxiazenmehuishuohua,haixianzaizenmebianyiyebunengbianyidaozheizhongchengduba。kendingshiwojintianjingshenyalitaida,chanshenghuanjuele。

“maimai,lailiangjinfenkaizhuang。”

laobanmalidecongpenzilimianlaoxia,wokanzheheisedehaishui,turanxiangqihenduonianqian,haishuideyanse,xiangtiankongyiyangdelanse,baiyunjidiezaiyiqi,beichengzuolanghua。

duoshaonianyiqianni,wojidebutaiqing,zhiyousecaidechongjiyijiurangwozhenhan。

“fangxinchi,bushidaoguoxia,jiankangdehen。”

“daoguoxiaheqitaxiayoushaziqubieai?”

laobanyimotoushangdebazhuayu,xipanshangdenianyeshuaidaowodelianshang。woshoushanglinzhexia,bufangbianchalian,zhinengrenzheexin,dengtamanmanfenggan。

“daoguoxiachileyaosirende。”

5

huijiahou,woshizaibuxiangzaikanjianlinjuneizhanglian。

anxiamenling,tingjianjiaobushenghou,wobaxiafangzaimenkou,jihuyongdaolewozheibeizizuikuaidesudupaohuijiali。

wobaxiafangdaoyibian,fengkuangdiyongshuixilian。zhiyaoyibishangyanjing,bazhuayulaobanjiuhuichuxianzaiyanqian。

lianbeicuohongle,wocaitingxialai。

zouchuweishengjian,xiapachulekoudai,rudongdezuibaxifuzaiqiangbishang,weibahoumianhailiuchumolvsedeyeti。wodeweiyizhenchouchu,baitianchidedongxi,quanbeituchulaile。

qingliwanfangjian,woyidianshiyudoumeiyou,zheixiexia,wogenbenjiuxiabuqukou,baitianchidesanwenyuyemeiyoutuchulai,neijiudengzhesanwenyuqixiaoguoba。

banyewotangzaichuangshang,mengyebeizheixiebianyirenjinjinzhuazhu,wuyejingxing,zhentouyoubeidashile。

wodaoleyibeishui,kanzheheisedezazhimanmanchendian。

wodakaishouji,shipinzhibozhongyigebainongtunbudeliangtoubianyinvrenzaipaomeiyansafeiwen,pinglunlimianquanshuazhemeinvdengziyan。

erwodetouyunmuxuanjiazhongle,liangqiangchongjincesuoli,houlong**lade,tuchulaidequanshibaisedeweisuan。

diertianyizao,menlingxiangle。woyaoleyaohunzhuodenaodai,xiguanxingdetouguomaoyanqukanwaimian。

lianggejingchazhanzaiwojiamenkou,bu,yinggaishuoshiyigejingcha。tamengongyongzhexiabanshen,shangbanshenqueshilianggebutongdegeti,yigezhangtoufashinvde,yigeduantoufashinande。

yigeshimeimei,yigeshigege。

wohuangmangdaishangyishuangshoutao,bumingbaijingchaweishenmelaizhaowo。

nandaoshiwozaiwaimianyoushenmedifangzuodebuhao,yinqibierenhuaiyile?

zaozhidaowozuotianjiuyinggaibaxiachile,xianzaijiusuantamenzhaoshangmenlai,yemeiyouyong。

keshi,woxiabuquzuia......

“shishei?laiganshenme?”

woxiangzhengxingdiwenleyiju,jinlizhuangzuoyifupingjingdeyangzi,dancikewodexinlizaojiukuangfengdazuo,jiaobuyinkonghuangerbiandeqingpiaopiaode。

“nijiaduimendeliulingsile,womenzhaonilejieyixiaqingkuang。”

haihao,bushihuaiyiwoshizhengchangren。

wosongleyikouqi,dakaifangmen。

“wozuotianjiantadeshihouhaihaohaode,zenmejintianjiu......”

“womenhuaiyiniheliulingdesiyouguan,genwomenzouyitangba。”

meimeidesangmencu,zhanggenvrenyang,shigenansheng。

“wo......zenmekenenghetadesiyouguan,wocailaizheilibujiu,gentayigongyemeiyoujiechujici。”

wohuangleshen,zenmeyouherenmingcheshangguanxini?

“liulingshichixiazhisi,womenchadao,neidaixiashinimaijitade。”

gegeheshangbijiben,kanzhewo,muguangyinhan,peishangtajianzhesangzishuohua。

wobeihouyizhenhanyi,buguanyongshenmebanfa,bixumashangzhengmingziji!

“bushi,jiupingwomaidexia,jiuzhengmingshiwohaide?nimenquchajiankong,woyihuilaijiujiaojitale,erqiewoyechilea,woshenmeshidoumeide。”

wozhuanlelianggequan,qituzhengmingzijidewugu。

“咔嚓!!!”

wodeyishuangjiashoubeiluodaoledishang。

sanzhanglianmianmianxiangkan,meimeiturandajiaoyisheng。

“你是正常人!”