(一)
pingchangdeyitian,wozoujinlehaixianshichang。
“laoban,nizheixiameiwentiba?meibeiwuranba?”
laobanshuanglangdexiaozhedao:“meiwentimeiwenti,fangxinzheng,chuwentilaizhaowo。”
wodunxialai,xiangxuanjizhizhengchangde。
yizhixiatanchushuimian,liangshuangyanjingdingzhewo。
yigetoushuo:“shaziyisi?”
lingyigetoushuo:“fangxinchi。”
wojiaoyiruan,diedaozaidishang。
“wokao,nimendouhuishuohuale,haishuomeiwenti?”
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wobeijingxingle,toushangquanshihanshui。qiyedaoleyibeibaikaishui,kanzhebeidixuanfudeheisezazhi,youdiannanyixiakou。
zheibushimeng,shiwozoujinhaixianshichangdeqinyansuojian。
julirguoxiangdahaipaifanghewushuiyijingyouliunian,renmenjianjianfaxian,chulebianyihaoxiangmeiyoubiedeweihai,juranjieshoule。
xianzaizhengfugulirenleibianyi,chibianyihaixian。
zhiyuzhengchangren,neicaishiyilei,guojielaoshu,renrenhanda。
shuichilimianputengzhedeliangtouxia,wowulunzenmezuoxinlijiansheyexiabuqukou,zongjuedetamenrudongdezuibazaishuohua。
chilezheixiebianyidehaixian,woyejiuhuichengweibianyiren,buyongzaidaizhejiashou,meitiandanjingshoupadeweizhuangchengbianyiren。
可是......
wokanzheduanshipinli,zhangzhelianggenaodaidenvbozhu,xiamiandepinglundouzaikuazantaduomei。woweilimianyizhenfanjiangdaohai,paodaocesuolimianyizhenkuangtu,wanshangcaituguo,xianzaituchulaidequanshiweisuan。
wocaibuyaobianyi,woyaozuozhengchangren!!!
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wojiaoliyu,shizheigeshijieshangweiyiyigezhengchangren。
hewushuibaofaqianyitian,wodaizhedunhaodewuzipaodaolexiangxia。wojinliangbuhewaimiandeshui,yongkuangquanshuixitouxizao。wuziyongwanhou,woyouyulehenjiuhaishijuedinghuidaochengshi,renshiqunjudongwu,wobuxiangzaizuogudaole。
daolechengshilimian,wocaizhidao,bianyiyijingchengweilechangtai。
shenzhi,bianyirenkaishigongjiwozheigeyilei。
jiusuanbianyile,renleipaiyidemaobinghaishimeibian。
weilehuoxiaqu,wobudebuzhizuoleyishuangjiashou,shishikekedaizaishenshang。zhengfujianwoshigebianyiren,jiwoanpailegongzuohefangzi。
zhiyaobushirguodedongxi,qitaguojiadedongxihewurandoujiangdaolezuidi。jiusuanzheiyang,woyebuganzaiwaimianchidongxi,zhinengzijichifengganderou,heazhidecai。
meitiandoutixindiaodan,shengpabeibierenfaxianwoshigezhengchangren。
“xiaoyu,nizaixiangshenmeni,jintianwanshangjuhuibixulai。”
buzhangshenchuyigetouhewoduihua,lingyigetouzhengzaihewogongweipangbiandexiaochenjiaodaigongzuo。
“buzhang,woshekong,bushihenxiang......”
“aiyou,nicicijuhuidoubulai,wodouhuaiyinishigezhengchangrenni。”
buzhangzhiyouyizhiyanjing,cikezhengkanzhewo。wohoubeilenghanzhimao,kongjuzhanmanlezhenggexinzang。
wobunengbeitamenfaxian,woshiyigezhengchangren。
“buzhang......wo......”
“aiyou,kaigewanxiaoma,biejinzhang。wanshangbixulaiha。”
buzhangpailepaiwodejianbang,wogangadexiaolexiao,andisongleyikouqi,ganjueduochulaideyishuangshouyouxiesongdongle。
wobixumashangqubajiaoshuizhanshangqu,buranjintianwanshang,suishidouhuidiaoxialai。
xiabanqian,wopaodaocesuolimian,cainachukuzikoudaidejiaoshui,gebigongweidechenliangjiupaojinlaile。
taluchuyizhengpaidaheiya,yongjinyoudesigenshouzhixiangwodazhaohu。
“宇哥,放水呢?”
tazhangdezhenexin,woqiangrenzheweilideexin,dianlediantou。
zhenbuzhidaozheixierenzenmexiangde,biandezheimeexinyenengtanranjieshou。
wozheibeizidoubuyaobianchengzheizhongren。
“yuge,wanshangjuhuichihaixian,youfudehen。”
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shenmeyoufu,liangtoudexia,shiliuzhijiaodezhangyu,hesiwusuihaitongyiyangdadesanwenyu......zheixiedongxi,woguangkanzhe,jiuxiangtu,bieshuochixiaqule。
danweileyingfuguoqu,wotizhekuaizi,meigecaibalaleyixia。
“xiaoyu,zenmebuchian?nikeshizhengfuanpaidee,womendanweizhongdianguanzhaodeduixiang。”
duyanbuzhanglianggetouchaozhewo,liangzhangzuibalimiantuchudejiuqichongtian,wochadiandangchangxunyunguoqu,yijuhuayebuxiangshuo,zhinengdiandiantou。
“谢谢部长关照。”
chenliangjuqijiubei,coudaowomianqian:“yuge,guangshuoxiexie,buhejiumodechengyi。”
喝酒?
zheijiushuiwuqimahei,coujinwenyiguechou。
wojiyilidebaijiuwuse,hongjiuxiangchun,zheiwanyiernenghe?
wohenxiangtichuyiwen,danbangongshiliugeren,ershishuangyanjingdoudingzhewo。
wohoubeilenghanbuting,budebujiexiajiubei,juqilai。
“buzhang,woxianganle。”
weilebubeifaxianyiyang,woqiangbizhezijiheleyikou。
haihao,weileyifangwanyi,laichifanqian,wochilehenduomianbao,yinggainengzanshizuzhizheixieyetidexishou,denghuiqucesuokouyixiasangzi,hainengtuchulai。
“xiaoyu,lai,chikousanwenyu。”
buzhangxiaomimidekanzhewo,wodingzhepanzilimianhaizaidoudongdesanwenyu,kuaizichadiandiaozaidishang。
wowuzhudikanleyiyantianhuaban,ganjuezijicikefangfoshenchudiyuyiban,zhouweiyiqunqixingguaizhuangdebianyiren。
zheiyike,wonaozilimianshengchuyigexiangfa。
ruguo,woyeshibianyiren,shibushijiubuyongdanxinshoupale?
wobeizheigexiangfaheleyitiao。
danzaixiangyixiang,zhouweidoushibianyiren,zhenggediqiu,quanrenleidoujieshoulehewushuiyinqidebianyi,dajiadouzhangdeyiyangchoulou,nenghuozhebujiuxingle。
zaiershishuangyanjingdezhushixia,wochileyikousanwenyu,shunjianyuxingweijinjinzhuazhuwodehoulong,niezhuwodeqiguan。wobutingdikesou,fachuzhenzhenganoudeshengyin。
“yuge,zahuishi,nishibushihaixianguomina?”
wonaozihunhunde,kaikoudao:“ng......”
chenliangsigenshouzhituranzhuazhulewodejianbang,sanzhiyanjingdengzhewo。
woqiangchengzhebufadou,turanxiangqirenleidebianyidoushiyinweihaixianyinqi,suizhebianyifasheng,duihaixiandeminzhenggenbenjiubucunzai。
yishidaozijishuocuohuale,xindoutidaosangziyanle。
“zenmekenengguomin,shitaijiumeiyouchile。”
woyongshouzhuaqisanwenyusaidaozuibalimian,weilimiandunshifanjiangdaohai,worenzhuganou,mianqiangchechuyigexiaorong,zuojitongshikan。
tamenyoukaishilehejiudanao,wozuozaiyibian,wufarongjinqutamendekuaile,quepeizhetamenxiao。woshengpazijideyigedongzuo,zaiciyinqitamendehuaiyi。
neikuaisanwenyu,wobuxiangzaichiyicile,zheigezhengchangrenzhendetainanzuole。
chileyikuaisanwenyu,heleyikoujiu,yihuiyaoshibunengquantuchulai,bianyiliwoyinggaibuyuanle,yexujiuzaimingtian,yexuzaibangeyuehou。
zheiyangyehao,choujiuchoule,qimawonenghuozhe,buyongmeitiantixindiaodan。
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buzhidaoshenmeshihou,woyehuifashengbianyi,dengdaideguochengtaijianaole。
wodaizhejiazhiqushangban,youpazaishangbanshifashengbianyi,beitongshikanjian。
youyulehenjiu,wojueding,yaobawozijidemingyun。
wojuedingzoujinhaixianshichang,qinzizuoyidaosuanrongfensixialaizhongjiewozhengchangrendeshenghuo。
wodaishangleyishuangshou,anledianti。duimenquezaizheigeshihoudakaile,linjutanlegetouchulai,tazhazheyishuangshuilingdedayanjingkanzhewo。
“你要去哪里啊?”
tazhangdehenhaokan,zaitashenshang,wojihuzhaobudaobianyidedifang。wohuaiyiguotashizhengchangren,dansizhoudelinjukanjianta,feidanbuqubaojingzhuata,haireqingdihetatanhua。
“海鲜市场买虾。”
“neikeyibangwomaiyijinma?meimeixiangchile。”
wobuhuijujueyigemeinvdeyaoqiu,zhishiwoconglaidoumeiyoujianguotademeimei,yinxianglitazongshiyigerenchuru。
wodianlediantou:“haoa。”
taqianqianyixiao,mianshangfanqihongyun,nachuyigeheisedaizi。
“gege,nihaikeyibangwodiulajima?woyoudianbufangbian。”
tadeshengyinnendenengqiachushui,wozuoweiyigenanren,wufajujue。
“要得。”
woshenshoujieguoheisededaizi,yiguechouweishunjianchongjinwodebiqianglimian,wochadianjiuganouchulai,danzaimeinvmianqian,haishiyaoweichihaoxingxiang。
tadexiaoyiyuefajiashen,zhuanguoshen,liaoqibeihoudetoufa。
“meimei,kuaixiexiegege。”
wodetian,yizhanglian,xueroumohu,zhangzaitadehounaoshaoshang。neizhanglianhaichongwoxiao,luchuliangkeshenlvdeyachi。
“xie......xiexiegege。”
wodengbudaodiantile,jimangcongyibiandeloutipaoxiaqu,shoushangdeheisekoudaiyizhibutingdoudong。
wobuganqukan,yikouqipaodaolajichuliqipang。
xiaoqudelajichuliqilianjiezhewushuichuliguandao,zheiyangchuliwanlajihoujiukeyizhijiepaijinwushuidao,jianshaoduihuanjingdewuran。
wojuedezheizhongzhuangzhijianzhishiwuyonggong,renleichanshengdewurangenbenjiubuchazheimeyidian。
annabuzhuhaoqixin,wohaishiditoukanleyiyanheikoudai,yizhiheisedexieqianbutingdizailuanhuidong,lianggewuheideyanjingguliuliudezhuandongzhe,xiangrenleidexiaohaiyiyang。
zheishigeshenmewanyier,woxindoutidaosangziyanle,zhijiebakoudaishuaidaowushuichulijiqishangbian,jiuganjinpaokaile。
laidaohaixianshichang,daochudoushibianyideyuhexia,zhangdeqixingguaizhuang。
wotingzaiyigekanqilaishaoweizhengchangdetanweiqianmian,naozihaimeiyoucongneiju‘xiexiegege’limianhuanguolai。
pingjiezhaopaishangmianyige“xia”zi,wocaipanduanchuyanqiantiepenzilimianmaideshixia,penzilimiandehaishuihunzhuobuqing,wogenbenkanbuqingxiadeyangzi。
“laoban,nizheixiameiwentiba?nengchima?”
laobanzuozaimenlianhoumian,shuanglangdexiaozhedao:“meiwentimeiwenti,fangxinzheng,chuwentilaizhaowo。”
wodunxialai,xiangxuanjizhizhengchangde。
yizhixiatanchushuimian,liangshuangyanjingdingzhewo。
yigetoushuo:“shaziyisi?”
lingyigetoushuo:“fangxinchi。”
wojiaoyiruan,diedaozaidishang。
“wokao,nimendouhuishuohuale,haishuomeiwenti?”
“nizaiziyanziyushenme?”
laobancongmenlianhoumianzouchulai,hunhuangdedengguangxia,banzhizhangyupazaitadenaodaishang。
tazoudaowomianqian,naodaishangdebazhuayujinjintiezaitadetoupishang,shiliuzhijiaobutingrudongzhe,chanraozhetadebozi。
jishiwoyijingjieshoulebianyirendeduoyangxing,dankanjianhebazhuayurongweiyitiderenlei,haishibeihedaole。
“买不买?”
laobannaqiyizhiliangtouxia,xiazuibaxiangyigexiguanbutingdituntu,fangfozaishuohuayiban。
buguozixixiangxiangxiazenmehuishuohua,haixianzaizenmebianyiyebunengbianyidaozheizhongchengduba。kendingshiwojintianjingshenyalitaida,chanshenghuanjuele。
“maimai,lailiangjinfenkaizhuang。”
laobanmalidecongpenzilimianlaoxia,wokanzheheisedehaishui,turanxiangqihenduonianqian,haishuideyanse,xiangtiankongyiyangdelanse,baiyunjidiezaiyiqi,beichengzuolanghua。
duoshaonianyiqianni,wojidebutaiqing,zhiyousecaidechongjiyijiurangwozhenhan。
“fangxinchi,bushidaoguoxia,jiankangdehen。”
“daoguoxiaheqitaxiayoushaziqubieai?”
laobanyimotoushangdebazhuayu,xipanshangdenianyeshuaidaowodelianshang。woshoushanglinzhexia,bufangbianchalian,zhinengrenzheexin,dengtamanmanfenggan。
“daoguoxiachileyaosirende。”
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huijiahou,woshizaibuxiangzaikanjianlinjuneizhanglian。
anxiamenling,tingjianjiaobushenghou,wobaxiafangzaimenkou,jihuyongdaolewozheibeizizuikuaidesudupaohuijiali。
wobaxiafangdaoyibian,fengkuangdiyongshuixilian。zhiyaoyibishangyanjing,bazhuayulaobanjiuhuichuxianzaiyanqian。
lianbeicuohongle,wocaitingxialai。
zouchuweishengjian,xiapachulekoudai,rudongdezuibaxifuzaiqiangbishang,weibahoumianhailiuchumolvsedeyeti。wodeweiyizhenchouchu,baitianchidedongxi,quanbeituchulaile。
qingliwanfangjian,woyidianshiyudoumeiyou,zheixiexia,wogenbenjiuxiabuqukou,baitianchidesanwenyuyemeiyoutuchulai,neijiudengzhesanwenyuqixiaoguoba。
banyewotangzaichuangshang,mengyebeizheixiebianyirenjinjinzhuazhu,wuyejingxing,zhentouyoubeidashile。
wodaoleyibeishui,kanzheheisedezazhimanmanchendian。
wodakaishouji,shipinzhibozhongyigebainongtunbudeliangtoubianyinvrenzaipaomeiyansafeiwen,pinglunlimianquanshuazhemeinvdengziyan。
erwodetouyunmuxuanjiazhongle,liangqiangchongjincesuoli,houlong**lade,tuchulaidequanshibaisedeweisuan。
diertianyizao,menlingxiangle。woyaoleyaohunzhuodenaodai,xiguanxingdetouguomaoyanqukanwaimian。
lianggejingchazhanzaiwojiamenkou,bu,yinggaishuoshiyigejingcha。tamengongyongzhexiabanshen,shangbanshenqueshilianggebutongdegeti,yigezhangtoufashinvde,yigeduantoufashinande。
yigeshimeimei,yigeshigege。
wohuangmangdaishangyishuangshoutao,bumingbaijingchaweishenmelaizhaowo。
nandaoshiwozaiwaimianyoushenmedifangzuodebuhao,yinqibierenhuaiyile?
zaozhidaowozuotianjiuyinggaibaxiachile,xianzaijiusuantamenzhaoshangmenlai,yemeiyouyong。
keshi,woxiabuquzuia......
“shishei?laiganshenme?”
woxiangzhengxingdiwenleyiju,jinlizhuangzuoyifupingjingdeyangzi,dancikewodexinlizaojiukuangfengdazuo,jiaobuyinkonghuangerbiandeqingpiaopiaode。
“nijiaduimendeliulingsile,womenzhaonilejieyixiaqingkuang。”
haihao,bushihuaiyiwoshizhengchangren。
wosongleyikouqi,dakaifangmen。
“wozuotianjiantadeshihouhaihaohaode,zenmejintianjiu......”
“womenhuaiyiniheliulingdesiyouguan,genwomenzouyitangba。”
meimeidesangmencu,zhanggenvrenyang,shigenansheng。
“wo......zenmekenenghetadesiyouguan,wocailaizheilibujiu,gentayigongyemeiyoujiechujici。”
wohuangleshen,zenmeyouherenmingcheshangguanxini?
“liulingshichixiazhisi,womenchadao,neidaixiashinimaijitade。”
gegeheshangbijiben,kanzhewo,muguangyinhan,peishangtajianzhesangzishuohua。
wobeihouyizhenhanyi,buguanyongshenmebanfa,bixumashangzhengmingziji!
“bushi,jiupingwomaidexia,jiuzhengmingshiwohaide?nimenquchajiankong,woyihuilaijiujiaojitale,erqiewoyechilea,woshenmeshidoumeide。”
wozhuanlelianggequan,qituzhengmingzijidewugu。
“咔嚓!!!”
wodeyishuangjiashoubeiluodaoledishang。
sanzhanglianmianmianxiangkan,meimeiturandajiaoyisheng。
“你是正常人!”