第1章
“嘭——！”
“咚——！！”
guchuyinerbianshijudadebaozhasheng、shuisheng，haiyouxuduohunzadeshengyin。
jinjiezhe，tadeshentibushoukongzhidezhuirulebingliangdehaishuizhong。
sizhibaihaidoumanyanzhewubiandetongku，hailaibujizhengzha，shentijiuyijingjianjiandechenlexiaqu。
tazhangkaizuibaxiangyaohuxi，queyoubeimengdiqiangleliangkouhaishui，zhenggexiongqianglidouxiangshiyaozhangliekaile。
yishixiaosandeqianyishunjian，guchuyinnaohailihuranhuixiangqileshangfeijiqian，weihunfuliangshangneiqingsongdexiaorong，haiyouwenrunrufengdeyuqi。
“chuyin，yilushunfeng，nifangxin，wohuibangnikanhaogongside。”
shentizaibuduanxiachen，guchuyindenaohailishunjianhuixiangqilexuduopianduan，sihushixiangdaoleshenme，tadetongkongshunjianfangda。
xiayike，haishuichongchizhetadeyanqiu，tongyixilai。
不......
bunengshita......
——
“guchuyin！gaokaoshijiannidounengshuizhe？nizuowanshitouniuqule？buxiangkaoshijiugunchuqu！”
yizhifenbitouzazailepazaizhuomiandenvhaitoushang，suizhezheidaodouranxiangqidenuhousheng，haiyouzhouweixuduomingmuzhangdandehongxiaosheng。
pazaizhuomiandenvhaihuanhuandetaiqiletou。
kenengshibaozhaguodehouyizheng，guchuyindanaoliwengwengde，yishuangyanjingyouzhangyoutong，hunshendouxiangshisanlejiayiyang。
keqiyideshi，tajingranmeisi？
feijishishi，luoruhaidi，zheiyangdouhaihuozhe？
不对......
yanqianmeiyoutadesirenfeiji，yebushihaidi，shipojiuyouyouxieniantoudejiaoshi，yijiyizhangzhangmoshengdemiankong。
zhanzaizuiqianfangjiangtaishangdetudinglaoshizhengyilianxianededingzheta，fangfotashishenmejiaoshigun。
dixiatou，mianqianshiyizhangkongbaidejuanzi，haiyou......yishuangfeinidedashouzhang。
kandaoyishuangbeirouduijiqilaideshouzhang，guchuyinmanyanjingyi。
taneishuangxianxianxishouqunale？
tataiqifeinishouzhang，qianqianhouhoukanlegebian，danaochadiansiji，zheiquedingshitadeshou？
nanbuchengzheishilinsiqiandemeng？
youlezheigexiangfa，taqialeqialingwaiyizhishou。
“嘶——”
是真疼。
“nibawodehuadangerpangfeng？niyaoshibuxiangkaoshi，chenzaogundan！miandeyingxiangzhouweidetongxue！”
jiangtaishangdebaonushengzaiqixiangqi，haishineigetudingnanlaoshi，zhengdingzheta......
dengdeng，zheinanlaoshihaoxiangyoudianshuxi？tashisheilaizhe？
guchuyinyixixiang，naojinyizhenfateng，naohailifuxianchulexuduobushuyutadejiyi。
这......
huanleyihui，toumeineimetengle，guchuyinzheicaihuanhuantaitou，kanzheyanqianpojiulaoshidejiaoshi。
所以，这不是做梦。
tashisile，danxianzaiyouhuole。
haihuidaoleshinianqiandejiangcheng！
zhishi......tamaosizhongshengdaoleyigesansibaijin，congxiaobeiqilingdeshibasuipangyatoushenshang。
pangyatouyejiaoguchuyin，fumukaileyigebansibuhuodezhiyichang，haiyouyigegangchuzhongbiyededaodandidi。
fumuzhongnanqingnv，jiashangyuanzhufeipangdewaixinghedaoshudechengji，shidetacongxiaodaodaderizidouguodeshuishenhuore。
zhiyujintian，zhengshiyuanzhugaokaodediyitiankaoshi。
xiangqiyuanzhukaoshijinzhangdaohunjuedeqingjing，guchuyinanziyaoleyaotou。
zheishi，zhitingtudinglaoshideshengyinyouxiangleqilai。
“julikaoshijieshuhaiyoubangexiaoshi，tongxuemenjiabajing，renzhenjianchayixiatimu......”
只有半个小时了？
guchuyinkanzhezheizhangzhixielemingzihebanjidejuanzi，zuijiaoyichou。
buguo，timubingbunan，zheidoushitanianqingshiwanshengde。
laibujiduoxiang，guchuyinshouwozheheisedetansubi，feikuaidedaqilejuanzi。
weiyirangtagandaowuyudeshi，zheijushentitaiguomeiyong，xieleliangyejuanzijiuleidexiangxiuxi。
taizishangdejiankaolaoshikandaotarenzhendaqileti，chaofengdehengleyisheng，buyinbuyangdedao：“haishengxiazuihoudewufenzhong，mashangyaozhunbeitingbijiaojuanle，youxietongxuebuhuixie，zuihaochenzaojiaojuan，fanzhengyeshilangfeishijian......”
tingdaozheiyinyangguaiqideshengyin，guchuyinmeiyoulihui，zhengzaijisuxiezhezuowen。
zhidaojiaolejuan，tacaiqichuanyuyudezuozaiweizhishang。
zheijushenti，shizaishichadeburenzhishi。
kaoshijieshuhou，jiaoshilidexueshengsandechabuduole，zhishengguchuyinhaizaizuoweishangmeizou。
tudinglaoshishoushiwan，yitaiyanjiujiantazaifadaizoushen，zuijiaoluchuyimochaofeng。
“guchuyin，nijiubiexiangzheshangdaxuele，shengdelangfeijialideqian，zhangdechou，zheixiangdehaitingmei，zhangyushanshininengxiaoxiangde？yebuzhaozhaojingzi，kankanzijishishenmedongxi。”
zheilaoshisihuduitayouhenshendeyijian，kanjiantajiuxiangchuyanjifeng，zaifajuetabuxiangyiwangneiyangzibeidedixiatoushi，haiyouyishunjiandeyihuo。
danhenkuai，taxianqideyaoyaotou，nazhemifengdailikai。
zhenggekaoshilizhishengxialeguchuyinyigeren。
zaizheianjingdefenweixia，tashenshouchengzhenaodai，bishangyan，naohailiyouxiangqileshangfeijiqianliangshangdexiaorong、qingsongdehuayu，haiyoufeijibaozhahou、shentishikongluoshuideyimu。
liangjiuhou，guchuyinshudizhengkaiyan。
jiranlaotianmeirangtasicheng，neibufangjiuhaohaohuozhe！
......
guchuyintuozheyongzhongdeshentichulexiaomen，xiaomenkouderenbuduo，daduoxueshenghejiazhangdouyijinglikaile，zhishengxialejigejizhehaimeizou。
kandaotachulai，yiweinvjizhedaizhexiaorongzouguolai，jianghuatongshendaoletamianqian。
“zheiweinvtongxue，zuoweiyuwenkemuzuihouyimingchulaidexuesheng，nixinlidexiangfashishenme？”
kanzhezheiweinvjizhedexiaorong，guchuyinlengleleng。
yanqiandejizheshijigeyisi？
zaitadejiyili，budoushicaifangdiyimingchulaidexuesheng？
kantazoushen，nvjizhehaiyiweitabuzhidaogaizenmehuida，youshuo：“neinijuedejintiandeyuwentimunanbunanni？”
guchuyinchaojingtouluchuyimodanxiao，shuoleyiju。
“soeasy。”
liaoxiazheijuhua，tamaizhebuzilikai。
nvjizhekandaotaneiguichuxiaorong，zaikanzhetalikaishidekuandatixing，shenzhizaisikaozhe，zheiduancaifangyaobuyaoshanchu？
zoulemeijibulu，guchuyindahanlinli，kaozaiyichuqiangbiandakoudakoudechuanqi。
tashenshouchelechenianzaishenshangdeyifu，shunbianditoukanleyiyanshenti，zaikandaoneicanburendudeyaoheshuitongtuihou，xintoufanqileyizhenexingan。
这也太要命了。
必须要减肥！
xiuxileshilaifenzhong，guchuyinzhengdasuanjixuzou，yanqianhuranchuxianlejidaoshenying......
“yo，zheibushigufeizhuma？zoubudongle？”
yidaoxiluodeshengyinxiangqi，huayinhaiweiluoxia，pangbianyouxiangqihongtangdaxiaosheng。