第3章
xiaosanzitingdao，limakaikouqiuqing：“songzhujiejie，tashixinlaide，haibudongguiju，nindarenyoudaliangjiubiegentayibanjijiaole。”
“xinlaide，danzizheimeda？”
beijiaozuosongzhudeshinv，meitouqingtiao：“wojinggaoni，niyaozailuankan，wadiaoniyanzhu，songquluanzanggang！”
tayibianshuozhe，yibianzuozhedongzuo。
好狠！
qitianxinzhongdaoxiyikouqi，guaiguaididixiatou。
buguoyigexiaoxiaodeshinvdoukeyishuochuzheihua，zheihuanghouzaihougongdediweikendingbujiandan。
还是小命要紧！
yitongtongshuidaojinmutong，qitianditouqinkuaidimanghuozhe。
henkuai，mutongdeshuizhuangmanle。
songzhushenshoupengleyixiashui，manyidiantou：“jintiantiaodezheigetaijianbucuo，zheishuiwengangganghao。
huayinluoxia，muguangzhuanyidaoqitiandeshenshang：“yihoumeifeiniangniangdexizaoshuijiunifuzele。”
“啊？”
budengqitianfanyingguolai，jiutingdaoshuzhuangqiandenvziqinghengleyisheng，ranhouhuanhuandizhanqishen，niutouchaozheqitianzoulai。
haoyigeqingguoqingchengdenvren。
wanwanliuyemei，yishuanghanqingmaimaideshuangyan，jingzhideguazilian，yizhangying.taoxiaozui，jinyiyanjiunengrangrenqingbuzijinshenxianqizhong。
baisedeqingshayinyinyueyuekeyikandaomiaomandeshenzi，jianzhirenjianjipin。
songzhujianzhuang，limagongjingshangqianwanyao：“meifeiniangniang，shuiyijingfanghao，ninkeyixishule。”
meifei？zheibuhuijiushiyiwuqingchengdeneigemeifei？
qitiantingwen，youbuyoutaitoukanleyiyan。
“ng？nishinagegongde！”
yigeweiyandeshengyinchuanlai，meifeiliumeijinzhou，dingzheqitian。
yigexiaoxiaodetaijian，haodadedanzi。
zheishi，songzhuyefanyingguolai，dangjikaikouxunchi：“haigankan，xiaomingbuyaole？”
beiyijujingxing，qitianlimaditourencuo：“nu，nucaizhicuole。”
gangxiangrencuo，huranshenhouchuanlaiyizhenjiaobusheng，jiezheyigetaijianjinlaihuibao。
“皇上驾到。”
这么快！
qitianshunjiannaoziyipiankongbai。
zheikeshimeigeyueshajishigetaijiandebiantai。
qitianhoubeifaliang，naohaizhonghuranxiangdaoliudeyunjiaodaidehua。
ruguopengdaohuangshang，jiubatoudidaozuidi，zuihaoduodaobuqiyandejiaoluo。
xiangdaozhei，qitianlimaguizaidishang，jinkenengdiwangbianshangnuo。
erqitaderenzeshigenzhexiaosanzifenfendizhanzaimenkou，meifeihesongzhuliangrentiqianzaimenkouyingjie。
benyiweiyiqieanwen，sheizhijiuzaiqitiannuodaozuihoushi，huranxiaosanzishengyinchuanlai。
“xiaoqizi，nidaomenkoulaiyingjie。”
你大爷的！
mingxianjiushiguyizhenduita。
qitianzheibianzhengyaoqishen，yigeshenchuanhuangpaodenanrenyijingmaizhebuzizoulejinlai。
我他妈！
haihaoqitianfanyingjishi，limaguilexialai，buranzheikeshidabujingzhizui，bushirentouluodijiushimiejiuzu。
tabutingyongyuguangmiaozhezhouwei，dasuanzhaoyigebuqiyandejiaoluodunzhe。
jiuzaizheishi，tayiyankandaoshenhouyouyigenzhuzi。
wuneiguangxianhunan，xiangxinzaizhuzihoumian，yidingbuhuibeikandao。
yushi，qitianyidiandiandiwangzhuzihoumiannuo。
shubuzhi，zheigejudongbatahaidegengcan。
huangshangliyuanzhangjinruqindiandeneiyike，liuyundejiudailingqitadetaijianlikaileqindian。
yinweiqitianlideyuan，suoyibingweidedaozhiling。
cike，wuqindianneilizhishengxiaqitian，meifei，huangshanghesongzhu。
yipang，qitiangangduohao，jiutingdaomeifeisu.ruandeshengyin：“chenqiegongyinghuangshang，huangshangwansui。”
“哈哈，很好！”
huangshanghahadaxiaozhe，xiaoshengdaizheweisuo：“aifeia，zhenkexiangsinile，kuaiqilairangzhenkankan。”
“jinwan，nikeyaohaohaodehaohaodesihouzhen，zhidaoma？”
meifeizhengguizaizhengtingzhongjian，tingdaoshengyin，limashangqianwanzhehuangshangdeshoubei。
lianggerenwangdianneizouqu，xiaoshenglianlian，keqitiantingdeetoulenghanzhimao。
yezhengshizheishi，qitiantaitouxiangkanqitarenshicaifaxianwulinahaiyouqitaren，jiushengxiatayigetaijian！
zheishibatawangsilitouwanya！
zheiyaoshibeifaxian，haibusiqiaoqiao。
buxing，tabixuyaoxiangbanfataochuqu。
qitianqiaomi.mididaliangzhe，ganghaozaitaitoudeyike，duishanglemeifei。
neimeifeizhanzailiyuanzhangdemianqian，huanhuandituoxiashenshangdeqingsha。
xuebaidehoubeiluzaikongzhong，neiyingyingyiwodexiyao，kandeqitianzhiyankoushui。
zhikexi，zheizhishiyigebeiying，yaoshikeyikanyiyanzhengmian，siyewuhanle。
buguo，haoxiangnalibuduijing。
qitianzaidingjingyikan，faxiansongzhuyezai。
anlilaishuo，huangshangshiqin，gongnvshizaiwaimianshouzhede。
genglipudeshi，songzhuyetuolewaitao，zhidaoshengxiayijiandishan。
不，不会吧！
nandaozheihuangshangxihuanlianggerentongshi……
**，zheihuangshangshigebiantaiba！
jiuzaiqitianzhenjingshi，xiayimufashengdeshiqing，gengjiazhensuiletadesanguan。
neiliyuanzhangmanlianxiaorongyibajiangmeifeiloujinhuaili，rangqizuozaidatuishang，haishenshoubangmangnieyao。
tangtangyigehuangshang，jingranjiyigefeipinniejian，zheigaoshenmegui？
nandaozheihuangshangshigetiangou？
kejiuqitianzheimerenweishi，xiayikezhenggehuafengdoubianle。
liyuanzhanglimaxiaorongjiazhi，yibazhuazhumeifeidetoufa，lingyizhishouniezhetadelian。
meifeishenqingtongku，danyijiumanlianxiaorongdikanzhehuangshang。
erliyuanzhangquelianseyinhen：“guixiaqiuzhen，qiuzhenliuxia，qiuzhenchongxingni！”
“shi，chenqieqiubixia，qingbixiachongxingchenqieba。”
“臣妾好想陛下。”
meifeiyouqiwulidihuiying，miandaixiaorong，zuichunquezaizhandou。
“哈哈哈！”
tingdaomeifeidehua，liyuanzhangyangtoudaxiao，xiangyitouyeshouyiyang，songshouyibajiangmeifeituilechuqu。
neimeifeiyigeliangqiangmeizhanwen，zhenggeshenzishuaidaozaidi。
gangqiaoshuaizaileqitiandezhengqianfang，liangrensimuduishi。
“嘶！”
qitianxinzhonggedeng，zheixiakendingchibuledouzhezoule。
meifeiyeshiyanzhongchayi，zhengyaohanchusheng，yitiaobaisechouduanraozailetadebozishang。
budengtafanyingguolai，jiubeilazhewangqianzou。
“haibuganjinlaihongzhengaoxing？”
guorancanbao，kandeqitiandouxinteng。
keliyuanzhanghaishibumanyi，takanleyansongzhu，yanshenyihen。
songzhuhedeshenseyidou，keyoubunengfanbo，zhinengweiweinuonuodinachucongyutonglinachuyitiaodashidebaisechouduan。