第1章
大启王朝，尚书府。
“wuwuwu，xiaojiekuaixingxing，ninzaixingbuguolaihuiyishiliangmingde。”
poluodehouyuannei，duanduanxuxuchuanlailiangshengkuqiang。
是谁在哭丧？
zheishisujiuningyishiqingxinghoudediyifanying，jinjiezhejiushitong！
fubujiuhaoxiangbierenniebaoleyiban，juliedetongganshunjianxibianquanshen。
“啊！”
sujiuningrenbuzhutongkuchusheng，yishidaolegehenyanzhongdewenti。
她居然在生娃！！！
“xiaojieninzhongyuxingle！”sunmamajiansujiuningxinglai，xijierqi，jinjinwozhutadeshou。
小姐？
sujiuningbaozheduzi，naohailiyongruyiduanmoshengyoushuxidejiyi。
tashishangshufudedichudaxiaojie，xiaoshihoumuqinjiazuqiangshi，jitagentaizidingxiahunyue。
naihetaiziduitabuxi，yixinpuzaitatongfuyimudemeimeisuhongyunshenshang，taquekanbuchulai。
muqinxingli，waigongjianaishishijiadazu，houyinjinchaohuangdijiwei，beiguanshangpanguozuiming，waigongwaipobeichusi，lishijiucibailuo，muqinyeshoudaofuqinlengluo。
houlaifuqinqulexianzaidefurenzhoujianliu，shengxialemeimeisuhongyun，meiyoumuqinbihu，jiashangfuqinpianxin，tayizhibaoshousuhongyunhezhoujianliudeduda。
taxiangguozhaoweihunfutaizisukuqiuyuan，kezhaoshangtaizifu，dedaodequeshibeimenqiankanshoudachulai，erneishitafenmingkandaotaizigensuhongyunjiuduozaidamenhoukantaderenao。
erzheizhongshenghuoyizhichixudaoshigeyueqian，suhongyunxianhaita，rangtashishenhuaiyun，weilebubeirenfaxian，tayizhimanzhesuoyourenchanzheyao，zhidaoyaoshengchancaiduodaozheipoyuanzilai，liandafuhejieshengpodoubuganzhao。
youyuzhangqishuyaodaozhitaiweibuzheng，yanxiazhengchuyunanchanjieduan。
suoyiyuanzhushisiyunanchan。
sujiuningyaoya，yiduibailianhuamunv，qifuyigegunvsuanshenmebenshi，nidengzhe，jiranzhanlenideshenti，woyidingbangnibaochou！
haiyouneigetaizi，gentayouhunyuequegentameimeigouda，huotuotuoyigezhanan，zheiyangdenanrenyaolaiyoushenmeyong，zheihun，tabixutui！
bushirangtaizituihunta，shitasujiuningyaotuihuntaizi！
“nichuqubangwoshoumen，buyaojinlai。”sujiuningduishangsunmama，fenfudao。
tashangyishishixiangdangdangdeyixuejiaoshou，wanquankeyizijijiesheng。
sunmamalaoleizongheng：“xiaojiebuke，wohaishijininqinggedafuba，baomingyaojin。”
“xiangxinwo，burannijiaxiaojiezhendeyaoyishiliangmingle！”
sunmamahedelengleleng，bugandanwu，likeqishenlikai。
sujiuningpingtangxialai，shenhuxizhehuanhuanbishangyanjing，yishibianjinrudaoleyiliaokongjiannei，limiangezhongyiliaoqixie，yiyingjuquan。
zheizhengshitasuozaideshiyanshiyanjiuchulaideyishikongjian，yeshiyinweizheigecaizaodaokongbuxiji，chuanyue。
zhunbeihaosuoxudedongxi，sujiuningkaishijizijijiesheng。
buguoyigeshichen，sujiuningshunlishengchan，tiliyexiaohaodaijin，kanzhexiaojiahuozhoubabadeyangzi，sujiuningrenbuzhutucao。
laotianyea，xiangta21shijimutaidanshen，zheiyilaijiuyoulegehaizi，chenglebaoma，zheiliwukezhenda！
sujiuningjiwajianchaleyixiashenti，jingqidifaxianwajuranyoudu，tayoujizijideshentizuolegejiancha，yuwayiyang，shenhuaijudu。
youyujimuhemeimeijiyuanzhucongxiaojiuxiadu，daozhidusuzaitineiduiji，ranghaizichushengjiushigeduwawa。
真是该死！！！
buxing，taxianzaimeiyoufennudeliqi，shizairenbuzhuleyaoshuijue，zhidezanshirangsunmamabangzhekanhaizi，bingweigaosutahaizidezhenshiqingkuang。
chenzhesujiuningbimuyangshenzhishi，sunmamaqiaoqiaoxiexiayifengmixin，feigechuanshuchuqu。
御王府。
anweishoudaomixin，zhuanshengonggongjingjingfengshang：“dianxia，shangshufuchuanlaide。”
yuwangzuozailunyishang，yixixuanseanwenjinpaogaoguihuali，lianshangdaizheyizhangyinsifenghuangmianju，zhezhuyidabandelian，zhiluchuyinhongdechunheyishuangshensuideshuangmou。
“母子皆安。”
kandaomixinshangdeneirong，yuwangbeigongchanbujingouchun。
anweidunshimingbai，danxiguidibaoquan：“gongxidianxia，xideguizi！”
bishidesujiuningzhengzaixiuxi，tashuofulezijihaojiu，caimianqiangjieshoulechuanyuejiushengwazheijianshi，waimianchuanlaiyizhensaoluan，xiaoyuandedamenbeirenbaolizhuangkai。
“niang，jiushizheili，jiejiekendingduozailimian。”
sujiuningzhenglihaorongyan，qishenqujie。
xiazhaidexiaoyuanjileyiqunren，tongguoyuanzhudejiyi，tayiyanbianrenchulaineishitadejimuzhoujianliuhetongfuyimudemeimeisuhongyun，shenhougenzhejigejiading。
“dafurenhemeimeizenmelaizheile？”
“heng，womenyaoshibulai，zenmenengzhidaojiejiejingranduozaizheilishenghaizi！”suhongyunyixiyanfenseluoqun，chenderongmaojiaolimingyan，manyanfengcidingzhesujiuningkan。
buguoshigecaobaochunhuo，pingshenmenengjiajitaizigege。
shigeyueqiantashejirangsujiuningshishen，quemeidangmianzhuazhu，xianzaisujiuningtoutoushengwa，kantahaizenmeduo！
zhiyaosujiuningweihunshengzidexiaoxichuanchuqu，bushuotaizigege，jiushidieyebukenengrangtahaoguo！
sujiuningmomingdengxiangta，“meimei，fankeyiluanchi，huakebunengluanshuo。”
suhongyunchaofeng，“jiejienijiuchengrenba，buranniweihewuyuanwugulaizheipoyuanzi？”
zhoujianliushuangshouchayao，mianronglengjun，“ninger，kezhenruci？”
“yujiazhizui，hehuanwuci！”sujiuningzhidaozheiduimunvdezuilian，yelandejitamenhaolianse。
“haoa，wokanjiejiejiushixinxu，lairena，jiwojinqusou！”suhongyunfenfudailaidejiading。
“wokansheigan！”sujiuningdangzaimenqian，lishenghechi。
“pashenme，jiwoshang！”
jigejiadingzhuangledanzijiuyaowangqianchong，sujiuningyanjishoukuai，chaoqishenbiansaozhou，hongkaijiading，duizhesuhongyunmunvliangrendangtouzaxia。
“sujiuning，nifanletianle！”zhoujianliulazhesuhongyunhuangluanduobi。
sanrenzaiyuanziyizhuiliangtao，zhoubianjigejiadingmeicixiangshangqianbangmang，doubeisujiuningyisaozhoudakai。
“yiqunfeiwu，kuaiqujiaolaoyeguolai！”zhoujianliuqidetiaojiao。
youfanyingkuaidejiadingpaokai，henkuaidaizheyigemianmuweiyidezhongniannanrenhuilai。
“doujiwozhushou，dadanaonaochenghetitong！”
suhongyunyanzhongyiliang，huangluanjianjiuxiangchongxiangsuqinghai，“diedieniyaojiwomenzuozhua，jiejiebujinduozaizheilitoutoushengwa，haixiangdawogenniang。”
sujiuningmizheyan，chenliangrenzhuanshendekongdang，jinzhuazhesaozhou，dunxiashenduizhesuhongyunmunvliangrenjiaoxiahengsao。
“砰砰！”
suhongyunmunvmeixiangdaosuqinghaidangmian，sujiuninghaiganchushou，zhengzhengqiqidewutitoudi，pingshuaizaisuqinghaimianqian。
suqinghainuhuoshangyong，“fanle，zhenshifanle！”
tafenfujiadingfuqisuhongyunliangren，liangbuchongxiangsujiuning，“ninv，niyaochailezheigejia？”