linyanwushengwuxi,qiaoanbuzhidaotashishenmeshihoulaide。danshitakeyiquexin,yilinyandexingge,jueduishiqiaoqiaoditoutingleyihuier,caitiaochulaibaimingshenfen。
tadaliangzhetamen,qiaoanzhidao,linyanshidengzhetaxianluchubuanhejingkongdeshense。
daiwenweiweiyixiao,dao:“linzong。”
linyandao:“gangcaihezhuxiliaoleyixia,dajiazheiyichengdouhenxinku。buruliuxialaichiwanfan,womenqingke。gongsijianpaizhusu,mingtianzaoshangzaianpaichehuigang。”
qiaoanzhengyaokaikoujujue。daiwenjiletayigeyanshen,dazhuleta,shuodao:“linzong,gangcaiwoheqiaoanyezhenghaozaishangliang。”
qiaoanyoudianchayi——tamenliaoleshenme?genbenbushiyimashi。
“jintianxiawudetaolun,suiranbushiwodezhangjie,woyezaiting。gangcaiheqiaoanliaoqilai,muqiandeyoushizhanlvexuyaodagai,gongzuolianghenda。”daiwenmantiaosilidishuo:“dangran,gongsishiwomenbaoguidekehu。jiranshikehudeyijian,womenyidingyaojinzuidanulimanzu。woyeheqiaoanshuo,jiransiluyaogai,neijiuyaohaohaodigai,duohuayidianshijian,xiayigaowubiranggongsimanyi。”
qiaoandiandiantou,dao:“shizheiyangde。”
linyandemuguangzaitamenliangrenzhiqianqunxunzhe,zuichunminleqilai。
“qiaoangangcaihewoshuo,youshizhanlvexieqilaishizuihuashijiande,suoyigaiqilaigongzuolianghenda。”daiwenxinkouhushuozhe,“suoyiwogangcaizaihetashuo,jintianlikehuiqujiukaishigaiqilai,miandedanwulexiayigaodejindu。”
qiaoantingle,tianyoujiacudishuo:“shide,zheigezhangjiezhuyaoshiwozaixie,yebunengfenjixiamiandetongshi。zhihouhaixuyaojilaobanguomurunsecainengfachuqu。”
daiwenzhengsedao:“jiranzheiyang,womendecheyijingdinghaole。qiaoannidaizhexiaopengyoumenxianhuixianggang,likekaishigenjujintiandetaolunxiugaizhaogushu。”tayouzhuanxianglinyan,mianshangguazhediantaohaodezhiyejiaxiao:“gongsijiranyaoqingdajiachifan,a&bzongxuyaoyourenpengchang。wojiutidajiachuxiba。”
tashuodedishuibulou,linyanyetiaobuchumaobing。mindejinjindezuichunfeijingdiaoleyitiaohuxian,mianqiangsuanshixiaolexiao。tashuo:“neijiuzheiyanganpaiba。”
“gongsideyaoqiu,womenkendingshiyaoshemingpeijunzi。”daiwenshuodao,youzhufuqiaoandao,“nidaizhedanniheziyanhuixianggangba。”
lvzou“niyezhuyishenti,bietaipinle。”qiaoanshuo,“sijizaijiwodadianhua,bachengshitiqiandaole。woxianchele。linzong,womenyihouzaijian。baozhong。”
“qiaolvshi,qingliubu。”linyanshuodao,“weileyihougoutongfangbian,womenjiayixiaweixin。”
qiaoandingzheta。linyanbuweisuodong,nachushouji,wen:“nisaowohaishiwosaoni?”
qiaoanbuqingbuyuandinachushouji,ranglinyansaoletadeerweima。meiduojiu,yigexindehaoyongshenqingmaolechulai。tazailinyandezhushixiatianjialehaoyou。
linyandetouxiangmeiyoubian,yiranshijiehunzhao。dahongdebeijingxia,yiduibirenxiaodehenxingfu。
乔安只觉得恶心。
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huidaoxianggang,likemabutingtidikaigong。qiaoanjixielifaxiaoxi,shuoyaoliaoyiliao。
diertian,qiaoanqiaokaixielibangongshidemen。yangguangcongchuanguobolichuangzhaozaixielibangongshideyipianlvzhishang。xielizhengzaikanzheyitawenjian,dagaishichalimougexiangmudezhaogushucaogao。jianqiaoanjinlai,xielifangxiazhibi,shiyitaguanshangmen。qiaoanzuozaixieliduimian。
“niyoushizhaowo?”xieliwen。
qiaoandiantou,dao:“zhiqianyeweixingaosunile,fengshouxiangmushangxinrencfoshilinyan。”
“niyouzaidanxinconflictdewentile。”xielijiletayigelerandebiaoqing,“zheigewomenzhiqianliaoguo,nihetadeguanxijieshuzaikehuguanxijianliyiqian。suoyibuguantashikehurongzibumendeputongyuangong,haishicfo,qishililunshangdoumeiyoushenmetebiezhidedanxinde。”
“zheifangmianqueshibudanxin。”qiaoanshuo,“danshicongqianyiduanshijiankaishi,takaishisixialianluowo,jiwofayixiehenlingrengangadexiaoxi。yinweidangshitayijinglizhi,buzaishikehu,suoyiwojiushanleta。meixiangdaoxianzaitayouchenglekehu。”
xielidiandiantou,wendao:“shenmeleixingdexiaoxini?”
“a,jiushineizhong…”qiaoanyoudianlianhong,“shenmehenxiangnizhileide。”
xielixiaolechulai。tashuo:“wojidelinzongjiehunle。”
“是的。”乔安说。
xieliwen:“chuleouerdeyuyansaorao,tahaiyoumeiyoujinyibuxingdongni。”
“talaizhaoguowo。daiwenkeyizuozheng。neiyiwan,daiwen、daiwennvyouhedannidouzai。changmianbutaihaokan。”qiaoanhuida,“ruguozhishisixiazhaowo,yejiusuanle。zuotiandiyicizhaogushutaolundahui,woganjuetahenzhenduiwo。yaoqiuwomenzhongxiezhenggedeyoushizhanlvezhangjie。”
“xinguanshangren,xiangyaojiecixianshizijidecongmingcaizhi,shunbianjizhongjieyigexiamawei,zuofucongxingxunlian,daoshiyehenchangjian。”xielishuo。
“tashizhenduiwode,wonengganshoudao。”qiaoanjulilizheng,“jiusuanshiwodecuojue,yejiwozaochenglehendakunrao。xieli,wojuede…wojuedewomeibanfajixuzuozheigexiangmule。”
xielichenmozhe,dingzhezhuoshangyigebaijiankanleyihuier。qiaoanjinzhangdidengzhetashuohua。
daiwenshuoshenmeyaobawentitichulaijiaojilaobanjiejue。zheishuoderongyi,danshishishishang,dangqiaoantichuyigeyaoqiu,daodihaishiyaokanxielishibushipizhun。xielidechenmorangtajiaolv。tarenbuzhushuo:“xieli,woheniyiqigongzuozheijinian,congmeitichuguozheiyangdeyaoqiu。nizhidaowoconglaibutiaoxiangmu,yebuhuiyinweixiangmunanzuojiufangqi。zheiyicishiliwaiqingkuang。”
xielidao:“dangran,wowanquanlijieni。zheikendingshi…womenxuyaojiejuedeyigewenti。”
qiaoansonglekouqi,“xiexielijie。”
“keshi,muqianlaijiangmeineimerongyijiejue。”xielitaiqiyan,huafengyizhuan,dao,“niyezhidao,sufeizouleyihouwomenxiangmushuliangshaoleyiban,suoyijinnianmeiyouzhaorendeheadcount。xianzainengjieshounixiangmuderen,jiuzhishengxiachaliyige。”
“woyuanyihechalijiaohuanxiangmu。”qiaoanjianzhiqiuzhibude。chalishouli,quandoushihaoxiangmu。
xielidao:“chalishoulimeiyoushenmexinxiangmu。xiangmuzuoleyiduanshijian,zaiquhuanzhuyaofuzedexieshulvshi,jirendeguanganzongguishibutaihaode。woyebuxiwangchuxianzheizhongshi。”
“suoyi?”qiaoanwen,“nideyisishi?”
“yinhelaileyihou,yizhizainulipitchxiangmu。”xielidao:“ruguoqingkuanghaozhuan,womenmingnianjiuhuilikezaikaizhaorendeheadcount,wodejihuashizhaoyigehenipingjide,fendannidegongzuo。zaizhaoyidaolianggehedannichabuduojibiede,lingwaijiayilianggezhuli。”
“nideyisishi,dengxinrenlaileyihouzaijieshoufengshouxiangmu?”qiaoanwen,“neizheijigeyuewozenmeban!”
“xianzaiyijingshiyiyuele。”xielishuodao,“henkuaijiudaomingnianle。”
“mingniankaishizhaoren,buzhidaoduojiucainengzhaodao。”qiaoanyouxiejuewang,“jiusuanzhaodaolerenjiakenenghaihuiyousangeyuedetongzhiqi。suanxialaizheigexiangmudoukuaizuowanle。”
“niyebietaixinzheigexiangmudeshijianbiaole。wotingshuozheigexiangmuyoudianwenti,buhuitaikuaijiaobiao。”xielianfudao,“woxiangnibaozheng,yidanzhaodaoren,likebanihuanxialai。zheiduanshijianxianweiquniyixia,linzongyoushenmebutuodeshiqing,nijishihewoshuo。pingshiyanxingyidingyaoxiaoxin,qianwanbuyaoliuxiarenhebabing。”
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qiaoanzoudaodannidebangongshimenkou。dannidebangongshishiliangrenyijian,danshiyouyuxieliyinianlaidoumeiyouheadcountzhaoxinren,suoyidannijiuduxianglezheijianbangongshi。
cishi,dannixiguanxingbuguanmen,zhengzuozaibangongzhuoqian,shenbianzhanzhexinlaidezhulizhudi。
ge“nikanzheili,zheiyijuxiedeshigongsideshouru,shiyigeshiduanshu,bushiyigeshidianshushiduanshuzhideshimougeshiduanneideshuju,birushuomoujigeyueneichanshengdeshouru。shidianshuzhideshijiezhizhimougeshijiandiandeshuju,birushuojiezhiniandidefuzhai。'asof'shiyonglaixingrongshidian。。nizenmenengxie‘asof’ni?”dannishenqihuoxiandijiangzhe,shouyihuidabiyihua,“nihuiquzaichayixiazhenggezhangjie,haiyoumeiyouleisidecuowu。”
zhudiganggangshuoshibiye,ruzhicailiangzhou,zhengshimobuzhetounaodeshihou,jucudizhanzaidannidebangongzhuopang,molemotoufa。dannideyuqishuobushangkeqi。buguozailvsuozheizhongdayuchixiaoyu,xiaoyuchixiamideshengtaihuanjingli,zhudizheizhongzhulijianzhijiushiyunilideweishengwu,beiweidaorenrenzaige。
“wogennishuo,niyudaolewojiuzhendeshiwanxing,zhishaowohainenghaoyanhaoyudihenijiangjiang。”danniqiaozheerlangtui,laoqihengqiu,“wolaideshihouhaibushizijimozheshitouguohe,yousheihainengyounaixinjiwojianga。ruguoshiqiaoanjiekandaonixiedezheiduan,haibudebaozha。”shuozhe,taxuezheqiaoandeshenqingdongzuo,yibianfueyibianyaotou,tanqidao:“zheibuxing,zheirenzenmezhaode,haiburuwozijilai。”
“keke。”qiaoanqingleqingsangzi,zaimenbianqiaolesanxia。
“aiqiaoqiaojie。”dannilikezhengjinweizuo,“laichuanmenma?zheishiwomenxinlaidezhulizhudi。”
“zhudinihao,woshiqiaoan。”qiaoanshuodao,“qianyiduanbijiaomang,meilaidejihenidazhaohu。youkongwoqingnichifan。”
zhudiziranshishouchongruojing。
“zhaowoshenmeshi?wushibudengmensuoyikendingshiyoushi——nixianbieshuorangwocaicaikan——shibushiniduiwozhaogushudegengxingaobumanyile?”danniyikaikoujiushizhangzhangyichuanhua,zhangdeqiaoanwucongchazui。
“bieneimeyoubeihaiwangxiangzheng。woyouyixiexiugaiyijian,zhijiezaiwordshanggaihaole,yihuiernizhijiezhaolianjie,jintianfachuqujiuxing。jutigaizenmefawoyihuierjinixiegeyoujian。”qiaoandao:“woguolaijiuxiangwenyixia,nijinnianxiujiama?zenmeanpaide?”
a&bqingjiaxuyaotiqianhenjiushenqingpifu。danniyezaojiusuanhaoleqingjiaderizi,dao:“shengdanlianzheyuandan,laobanyijingpile。24haozou,1yue8haohuilai。”
“zheimejiua!”qiaoanheleyitiao。
“woruzhiyilaihaimeiyouxiuguojiani!”danniweiqu,“wonianjiadouxiubuwan,nixiadianjishenmea。”
“wozongjuedefengshouxiangmuhuigaoshi,suoyixianwenwennideanpaibei。”qiaoanxianglexiangyouzhuanxiangzhudi,wendao:“zhudiyeyaoxiujiama?”
zhudimiantiandao:“wogangruzhi,buxiujia。”
“neidaoshihouwoyoushizhaoniha。”qiaoanxinliyouxietongqingta。
zhudiguorantianzhen,jingranhaitinggaoxingdiyanjingyiliang,dayingdao:“haode!”
danniganjindafalezhudi,duitafahaoshiling:“fengshouxiangmuyewuhefengxianyinsuzhangjienixianjiwogaiyigaochulai,wowanshangkan。”
zhudiyizou,dannijiuzeimeishuyandiguanshanglebangongshimen,taochushoujicoudaoqiaoanshenbian,“qiaoqiaojie,nikan…”
“kanshenmea?sheideweixin?zhansen?”qiaoanyitouwushui。
“nishuozhansenshibushizaigoudawo。”danniyansudidengzheyanjing。
qiaoankuxiaobude,kuaisusaolesaoweixinduihua,pingjiadao:“zheiyebusuanba。zhansenrenduohaoa,nandejiandaozheimebuzhuangbdetouxingnan。jiaogepengyourugubukui。”
“nibuyaotaobiwenti。”dannidao,“tapingshiyehenishuozheimeduoyoudemeidema?”
“meiyoua,tabushiyounixianguolvyicengme?”qiaoanhuida,“haoxiangtazhiyouzaiwentishengjideshihoucaihuilaizhaowo。”
“ng…kanlaishiwoxiangduole。”dannikunao。
qiaoantixingdao:“wobuxiangdajini,danshiwohaidezhongfuyixia,zhansenyijingjiehunle,wadoukuaichulaile。nijiusuanzijibuzaiyizheixiedaodedixian,zhishaoyeyaoxiangxiangnimenlianggexianzaihaizaiyigexiangmushang,zheixiedouhenmingande。ruguoyaogaochudianshenme,renjialaopozaiweibozhimingdaoxingdidianni,zaiyushanghaoshidetianyoujiacudiwanggegegongzhonghaofa,nizenmeban?”
“nizheidoushishenmehuaya!zheihaibazimeiyipieni!”dannigaohu。
“baziyouyipieneihailede!”qiaoanzaitageboshangqiaoleyiji,youshuo,“woyoumeiyoujinijiangguosufeihexiaoxianroudegushi?”
“sufei?shizhiqianneigehehuorenma?”dannidachiyijing,“zheimejingbao!”
qiaoandao:“jianeryanzhi,sufeizuoxiangmudeshihou,yougewaizixingdefenxishiduitahenyinqin。neigefenxishizhendeshigexiaoxianrou,shengaoyimiba,lianxiangdipeibanchenxiao,shuoshibiyeyinian,fanglingershiwu,jianzhiruhuasiyu…”
“caiershiwu?sufeiyijingsishiduoleba!”dannijinghu。
“ngheng~”qiaoandiantou,“sufeihexiaoxianroukenengqueshiyoudianshenme,jutiyoushenme,womenzheigejibiedeyebuzhidao。danshineigexiaoxianrouyeshiyounvpengyoude,nvpengyoufaxianlexiebuduijing,zhijietougaolemoucaijinggongzhonghao,shuomouguojilvsuohehuoren,gouyintananpengyou,tiantianshenyedadianhua,faaimeixiaoxi。haifushangleweixinjietu,yuyinluyin。shibuxiangman,woyetingleluyin…queshishiyoudianaimeide。”
“wa!zheijianshihoulaizenmeyang?”danniwen。
“sufeikendingshuomeiyoushenmege。shenyedadianhuashenmede,doushigongzuoxuyaoma。zhiyuaimeibuaimei,zhiyaomeizhijietidaoxiabanshen,neijiushirenzhejianzhideshiqing。”qiaoanshuo,“kaolvdaotadelakenenglihaiyouduilvsuodegongxian,suoliqingles&mlvsuodesusongzuzhuanmenlaidiaocha,zuihouyibingmeiyoufashengrenheweifanzhiyedaodedeshiqingzuoweijiean。”
“sufeilikaia&bshihezheigeyouguanma?”
“sufeidangshimeiyoulikai,neigetouxingdexiaoxianroudaoshibeichaole。tayigegangruxingdefenxishi,sheizaihuta。gengbukenenghuaneimeduoqianqinglvshilaidiaocha。”qiaoanshuo,“sufeidangshimeiyouzou。danshisheiyeshuobuhaotayinianyihoulizhiheneijianshiyoumeiyouguanxi。bijingtadangshihekatherinejingzhengjilie,renheyigediandoukeyibeifangda,zaochengtianpingdeshiheng。hexiaoxianroudeshizhenzhenjiajiadaoshiqici,zuizhongyaodeshia&bhualeqianqudiaochahepingxi。”
“wa,yuanlaidanghehuorenzheimehao!”dannilikepaopian,“jingranhaiyouxiaoxianroutouhuaisongbaoni!”
“sheirangnixiangxiaoxianroule!”qiaoanrenbuzhuzaidanninaodaishangqiaoleyixia,“wojiushixiangrangnixiangxiang,ruguonijuanruleleisideshijian,nijuededuia&beryan,nishisufei,haishixiaoxianrou?”