第5章 奇葩的相亲方式

kaochuangdeweizhizuozheyiweizitaiyoumeidenvren,zuijiaoguazheqidaiyouxiusedeweixiao,yishuanglinghuodedayanjingwangzhechuangwaizuoguyoupan。

“jiushitameicuole。”chengleyunieleniebeibaojiandai,sisuozheruhekaichangcaihuixiandebuneimejuxinpoce。

zheishi,qiantaixiaojiejiehantatianbiao,wuyiweitashilaiciyingpinfuwuyuanyigangde。

suiranhennaohuozijishenshangneigujiediqide“pinmin”qizhi,danhaodaishixiuqixiangguan,tayincishoulemodadeqifa。

chengleyunazhecongqiantaixiaojiejieneilidelaideyizhangzhaopinjianjiebiaoheyizhibichaokaochuangweizhizuozhedenvrenzouguoqu,“ninhao,qingwenninshiguxiaojiema?”

nvrenweiweiniutou,chengleyuyouyishundedaizhi,meixiangdaoguxiaojiezhangdeqingxiujuesu,rongsezhaoren。

qijinghuairuoshizhidaotajujuelezheiyangdeyiweijuesemeiren,baoguanhouhuidechangzidajie。

“woshixinggu,nishishei?”guxiaojiesangyinjiaoqiao,daizhejifenyihuo。

chengleyubuyouzizhuqingleqingsangzi,yangqiweixiaochaoguxiaojieshenchuyoushou。

“ninhaoninhao,woshiqijinghuaiqizongdezhuli,wojiao……zhangsufen。”

zhangsufenshitalaomademingzi,tuoqijinghuaidefu,sumeipingshengdeguxiaojieyeyijingchengweitazhiyeshengyade‘anquanyinhuan’,suoyitabunengbaozhenming。

guxiaojiejingdaileliangmiao,jianghuabutailiuli:“zhang,zhangzhuli,nihao,nilaishiyinwei……?”

chengleyumomoejiao,youxiexinxudishuodao,“qizongtalushangsaichele,weituowoguolaipeinijiemen,hehe。”

ziguzidiganxiaoleliangsheng,tacaizuozaiguxiaojiededuimian。

“neishenme,guxiaojie,wo,ztqingwozuozongcaidezhuli,neiwoderichangbianshiyinzongcaideyoueryou,yinzongcaideleerle,suoyiyitingshuozongcaixianzaixuyaoyigenvpengyou,bianmabutingtiganlaile。”

shuodaozhei,chengleyujiangcongbeiyushenhoudebiaogehebifangdaoguxiaojiemianqian。

顾小姐诧异看着她。

tajixubabiaogehebiwangguxiaojieyanpidixiasong,bingjieshidao:“zheigeni,shizongcainvyouyingpinbiao,qingguxiaojienintianxieyixia。”

“shenme?”guxiaojiechijing。

“meiweiyuwomenzongcaixiangqindexiaojiedouyaotianxiede,muqianwoshoudaodeyingpinbiaoyousanshijifen,qizhongbaokuomoumoujituandezhaoxiaojie,yixianmingxinglinxiaojie,gaoganjiatingdezhuxiaojie……”

guxiaojieyanjingzhengdedadade,gandaofeiyisuosi。

chengleyuzhuangzuomeikanjiandeyangzi,mianbugaiseyoushuo,“ninkanzheilie,nindexingming、xingbie、minzu、jiguan、shoujihaoma、jiatingzhuzhijijiatingchengyuan……douyaoxie。”

“wotebieshengmingyixiaha,shengao、tizhongyaoqiushishiqiushi。shanggeyue,neiweiyixianmingxinglinxiaojiehuangtianleshengaotizhong,beichenmishuchachulaihou,haojigedaiyandoudiaole。”

顾小姐浑身一抖。

“haiyoubiyexuexiao、huoderongyu、xingquaihaozheixieyehenzhongyao,zhuyaokanninhewomenzongcaisanguanshifouyizhi。zuixiamiande,ninjuedenengchengweiwomenzongcainvyoudeliyou,yeqingninxieyixia,yueduoyuehao。”

guxiaojiezhijieshayan。taiqipale,zheizhongxiangqinfangshitashiwensuoweiwen。

chengleyumiaodaoguxiaojieliansedoubianle,xinlikuijiuwubi。

danzhuannianyixiang,zheishiguxiaojiedefuqia,hefuheiaojiaoqiruruoxiaodegouzongcaizaiyiqi,qianfangyongyuanyouqixingguaizhuangdekengdengzhe,youshenmehaode。

xiangdaozheili,taxinanlidelexuduo,houzhelianpixiaoxixijixushuo:“zhaoduixiangshiyibeizidedashi,suiranwoshiqizongdezhuli,dancaodekeshiyifenlaomuqindexin,yinqiexiwangqizongnengtanyichangbufenshoudelianai。”

“yizhaoqizongzhiqianxiangqindeguiju,guxiaojiexiangjinyibufazhandehua,xuyaoliuxianindeshenfenzhengzhengfanliangmianfuyinjian、hukoubenhuzhufuyinyejinibenrenye,yicunmianguancaisezhaopian……liugedi。”

“ruguoninheqizongyouyanyuan,houxuwohaihuilianxininyaoyinxingkazhengfanliangmianfuyinjian,fangbianwomenqizongjininxiaojingxi……”

“buyongle。”guxiaojietingdeyigetoulianggeda,shenzhidouyoudiantouhunnaozhang。

tazhidaoqijiajiadayeda,qijinghuaigengshirenzhongqiaochu,gujiayuqijiaxiangbi,tadequeshigaopanle。

“wohesongxianshengbuheshi,wohaiyoushi,xianzouyibu。”

chengleyumiandingxinshen,songguxiaojiechumen,yaowangzheguxiaojieyaotiaodebeiying,tahandao:“guxiaojie,zheishiwogerendezhiyebing,budaibiaoqizongdeyijian,ninbuyaoshangshengdaoqizongbenrena!!”

guxiaojiebudairenheganqingdehuilehuitou,ranhouxiaoshizaidipingxianshang。

chengleyumozheliangxinwantan:“kuixina,kuixin。zheizhongyoubaiyoumeiyoufuyouburangrensuanliuliujidudenvren,wohaishidiyicijianni。”

“nishiwaixingrenma?”erbianturanchuanlaiqinglengdeyindiao。

chengleyuxinzhongyigedeng,huitoujiukandaoqijinghuaiduanzheyibeikafeizhanzaitashenhou,xinqinghaoxianghenbucuo,duitahenkeqidishuo:“yiqichifan。”

shuowan,tamaibuzouzaiqian。

chengleyuneixinhenkangju,chailangqingke,wanwanbukedayia。

qijinghuaigangzuoding,bianchaochengleyubaibaishou,dengtazoujinshi,haiqishenweitalakaiyizi,shifenshenshi。

youjuhuazenmeshuolaizhe,shichufanchangbiyouyao,renruofanchangbichudao。

taxianzaidechujing,shentoushiyidao,suotouyeshiyidao,taduoleduojiao,gancuihuochuqule。

“qizong,ninyoushi,zhijieshuoba,wonengbanjiuban,bunengbanwojiuzhijiegundan。”

qijinghuaiminchun,yongtaneiqingyadeshengyinshuo:“jintiannixinkule,woyinggaiqingnichigefan,buranyihouzenmehaoyisizaizhaoni。”

“ninyaoshijuedebuhaoyisi,yihoujiubuyongzhaowole。”

“fuwuyuan!”   qijinghuaiyangzhuangmeitingjian,manyouyoufanqilecaidan。

tacishijiushigeduantoujiangjun,shaletadoubuxianggenzheigeyiduzihuaishuidedalaobanyiqichifan,wanyichichugehedinghong,changchuankong,neigenzhijietoutaimeishenmefenbie。

yushi,taguyikanleyanshouji,zuochujingyazhuang:“ya,douqidianbanle,jiajishangshu、niaoerguiwo,woyegaihuijiale,qizong,zaijian。”

“等等。”

qijinghuaiqishendangzaitamianqian,julidetaijin,yigunanxingqixijiuzheimehaowufangbeidipumianerlai。

chengleyuwenzhezheiguheermengweidao,naohaiturantiaodaochuhanjitakandesanshiliushi。

gezhongtiweidechangmianjiuchandetamianhongerchi,yishuangyanjingwusuoshicong。

qijinghuaishangxiakanletayiyan,wen:“nijinzhangshenme?”

“wojinzhanglema?”chengleyuduozhetaruyingyibanxilideyanmou,lianhongdedounengdichuxuelai。

qijinghuaixiaozheyaoyaotou:“suanle,gaitianzaishuoba。”

“hao,hao,qizongzaijian。”chengleyuqiangpaidafu,weiyinhaiweiluoxia,renyijingcuanchuquliangmiyuan。

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