第5章 黑粉的狂欢

zheizhibojiandezhengfuhuamianbenlaibeishaonianceyingzhanjuzhe、beihuanjingheguangxiandefenweisuohongtuozhe,meidexiangfuyouhua。

keshi,suizhezhibozhongxinkaishi,neixiebenjiumeiyoulikaideguanzhong,huozheshuoheifenmen,biankaishipadapadaqiaoqijianpan,putiangaididedanmuchaoshuibanyongru。

wushuedu、wuhuiziyanbianbupingmu,zhuanyanjiujianghuamiandemeiganpohuaideyiganerjing——

【yo,haiyiweidashaoyebugankaizhibole!】

【weileqianpeixiaoguitianguanzhongsuanshenme?lai,xiaoyejinidashangge0.01jukuan!hahaha!】

【womenjujizaizheili,shiweilekanyulequanduliuwenchishenmeshihousi,xixixi。】

【wenchigunchuyulequan!jixuliuzhezheizhonglajihuohai,neiyuchizaoyaowan!】

【wokanzheijiemudezhipianhedaoyanganqingwenchi,duobanbushishenmehaoniao,yiqiuzhihe!】

【jiemuzudaoyanhaiyouwenchiquanjiwohuchuandixin!axiba!】

wenchideheifenshizaishitaiduo!

cengjingyourenxiaocheng,shuowenchideheifenzuzhiqilai,wanquankeyipengchuyigexindedingliu!

rucishuliangpangdadeheifen,dangranbuzhishizheibangeyuezanxiade,qizhongjuedabufen,doushiwenchiguoquliangniandezuideduijiafensi。

heifenmenxingdongzhizhenmi、mudezhiqizheng,kanchengxunlianyousu,fangfobeihouyouzhiwuxingdedashouzaicaozong!

jiushirangrenbumingbai,tamenzenmejiuduiwenchihendeyaoyaqiechi?

buzhidaode,haiyiweiwenchigentamenyoushafuzhichou!

yiqianwenchihaiyouweitachongfengxianzhendesizhongfen,zhidaowenchifenquanbengpan、qiangdaozhongrentui,zheixiefensimeiyouhuicaitadousuanhaode,younalihuibangtashuohua?

meiyouleduishou,heifengengjiaoyigechangkuangxiaozhang,bazhibojiangaodewuyanzhangqi,xuduoguanzhonggenbenbuyuanyitazu。

yezhijierangwenchizhibojiandeguankanrenshuzaisimingjiabinlidiandi!

……

zhibokaishi,ipadgenzhetiaozhuan,huamiancongjifenpaixingbangqiehuanjinzhibojian。

qishijiemuzutedifangzhiipaddemude,shixiangrangjiabinzaipaishezhiyu,shunbiantongguanzhonghudong,yijiejiabindewuliao,huoyuejiemufenwei。

zailingwaisanmingjiabinneili,tadequeshichenggongfahuizhezheigezuoyong,qiezuoyongbuxiao。

weiduwenchizheilidezhibojian,wanquanchengleheifenxuanxiedechuangkou,danmujibenbunengkan。

cishi,qiahaowenchiwangsuisuifangxiangzoujinjibu,shunshijiangipadnarushiyefanwei。

muguangsuiyihuaguopingmu,shuxiziyansuizhiluoruyandi。

仅是一眼。

heifenmendunshixiangbei**daole!

当面骂不好意思?

bucunzaide,tamenzhihuimadegenglihai!

yushi,heifenyufadexingfenzaodong,jiucixianqiyichangkuanghuan。

【a!zhengrongguaibiecouzheimejin!nengbunengzhaozhaojingzi!choudaowoyanjingle!】

【wenchinilianpizhengouhoude!douflopdaogudihaiganshangzongyi?zenme,yulequandeqiantaihaozhuanle,shebudelikaishima?】

【woshouliyounigendalaodesimishipin,buxiangbeipuguangjiulianxiwo!wushiwanbangnijiejuewenti!】

【dage,yaobuwovni50,nifenxiangchulai,jidajialehelehe?】

【xuyaohuaqianma?zheixieshichuiwangshangyisouyidadui!】

【wenchi,nibamazhidaonizaiwaimianzheimediulianma?pabushiyaobanizheibuxiaozizhuchujiamen!】

beimouxieziyan**dao,wenchibiaoqingbushoukongzhidikaishijinbeng。

眼前一阵阵发黑;

jianruidezhoumaruermingxiangche;

wuxingdashouqiashanghoulongdailaizhixigan;

eyandehaishuijiangtayidiandiantunshi、tunshi……

“哇——”

一声奶呼。

软软的,像棉花糖。

quemodizhuangkaitawuyunbianbudeshijie,guoxieyidaoguangjinlai。

wenchihuiguoshenlai,yishenlenghan。

tachuixiashixian,kandaoxiaoshenbankuaiyaotiedaoipadshangdesuisui,piaoliangdeyanjingzhengzaiyiyifaguang。

tahennulidiyangqinaodai,chengcheyanmouxiangyiwangqingchedehu,mubuzhuanjingdingzhepingmu,queyejiangneixiewuyanhuiyujinshudaoyingzaiyandi。

wenchi:“bie……”couneimejin,zangyan。

suisuitoumoshenchuroudududeshouzhi,zaipingmushangchuochuochuo。

huankuaidejiuxiangshibeiyouqude、liangliangdedongxisuoxiyinzhudeyoumao!

jiusuanbeisuodingdepingmuwufadailairenhehudongfankui,suisuiyijiumeikaiyanxiao。

youmaochenggongtouchidaoxiaoyugandehuanxiyebuguoruci!

tadeyu**randaowenchi,chenmenqingxuyousuohaozhuan。

tazenmejiuwangle,suisuigenbenkanbudongzheixie?

sansuibandetahaishigexiaowenmangni。

duitalaishuo,zheixiesuoweizhouma,shangburuzhibojiandepiaoliangtexiaoxiyinren。

neiyigegewanruowuxingsharendaodezi,zaitayanlijiushixiaokedou,huozhexiaoxinxin、xiaohuahua、xiao……xiaobianbian?

youzaideshijiezongshizheimejiandan。

闻池随之轻哂。

yeshi,heifenmalaimaqudoushizheixiehua,doubuhuizhaodianxinhuayang,nengyoushenmeyisi?

“岁岁。”

wenchideshengyinlengbudingxiangqi。

suisuiyimiaobashoubeizaishenhou,zhuangzuowushifasheng。

“啊?”

叫她干嘛?

“biecoutaijin,shangyanjing。”

“哦——”

岁岁暂时消停。

erjingtouyeyinweiwenchidedongzuo,shundaiduizhunlesuisui。

zhibojianliguoranyourenhaoqiwenqi:

【naerlaidexiaohaier?】

zheishiwenchiguyirangsuisuijinrujingtoude。

jiranyouguanzhongkandao,neilijiemuzukandaoyebuyuanle。

qishizuihaoshizhijieduizhejingtouwen……suanle。

wanyisuisuitingjian,pashiyouyaonao。

zheibujitatuigaodesantoushenxiaorener,yebuzhinaerlaizheimedaweili,xuqiyanleilai,liantadouxinjingdanzhan。

fanzhengdenggongzuorenyuankandao,jiuhuipairenguolaijiezousuisuide……ba?

……

yuanzaijigongliwaidejiemuzuzongbu,gongzuorenyuanzhengzaidiaoshizhibodeshebei。

duiyuwenchizhibojianheifenmantiandejingxiang,tamenzaoyijingjianguanbuguai:

“ai,youzaimale,zheixieheifennengbunengxiaotingliangtian?”

“不能封号吗?”

“zaojiushiguole,kerenjiazhuanyeheifenrenshouzhishaoershigexiaohaodadi,erqiefengleyounengmaipixinde,womennengzenmeban?zhinengxiwangwenchibiekan,zaoxin。”

zheihuayinlaizhouzaochenmobanshang。

qizhongyixiaogehudeyilesheng。

“wenchishenbianzenmeyougexiaohaier?”

tongshiyiliandandingdidouzhetui。

“jiandaoxianwurenjisongwuzitaichangguitaiwuliao,yaogaigexinqifazi,gujizheijiushile。”

“简导啊。”

xiaogehuangran,haoxianggenzheigemingzilianxiqilai,meishenmeqiguaishiqingshibunengjieshoude。

“那没事了!”

xiaoshiziputongluojinhumian。

没有惊起一丝波澜。