第一章 巨星系统

“pangzi!xingxing,bieshuile,tingdianle!gankuaihuijiashuiquba,nidouzaiwangbadailesantiansanyele!。”

feidianwangbadewangguanhouzifenlideyaohuangzheyigetijipangdadepangzi,pangzidazhexiangtiandehulu,shenshangdefeirouyiyaoyizhan,danshentiquewensibudong。

“特么的死肥猪!”

houzikanyaobuxingpangzi,bianshichulechangyongdejuezhao,shenshouqunaopangzideyexia。

“gege……sheitemedaraolaozishuijue。”

pangzicongshuimengzhongxiaoxing,caleyibasaibiandekoushui,yanjinghaimeizhengkai,zhangkoujiuma。

houzizhilezhiheiyouyoukongdangdangdewangba,dao:“pangzi,meikandaotingdianle!gankuaihuijiaba,wotemeyegaishuijuele。”

“tingdianle?nitemepianguini,wodediannaobuhaikaizhema?”

pangzizhengkaibumanxuesideshuangyan,kanleyiyanpingmu,nudao。

houzikanleyiyanheiyouyoudexianshiqi,“kaigepi,pangzi,nihaizaimengyouba。”

“mengnimadeyou,diannaobuhaohaodema……teme,sheidonglewodiannao,wodeshikuangzuqiuni……zheishigeshenmeyouxi……juxingzhilu……”

pangzidingzhexianshiqiyijingyizhadehandao,haoxiangdiannaohaizaikaizheyiban。

“kaishenmewanxiao,pangzi,gankuaihuijia。”houzidalegehaqiandao。

“sheitemegennikaiwanxiao,houzi,zheigejuxingzhilushigeshenmeyouxi,wozenmeconglaimeitingshuoguo。”pangzifeilidezhuanguotouwenhouzi。

houzikanzheyanqianzheiguiyidehuamian,zhijuedejibeiliangsousoude,zhanshengdao:“pangzi,pangzi,nibiehewo,nizhidaowozuipagui。”

“guishenmegui,nitemecaishigui。”

pangzibuzailicaihouzi,naqishubiao,dianzaile“juxingzhilu”youxijiemiandekaishitubiaoshang,xiangkankanzheishiyikuanshenmeyouxi,danshitadiandaolekaishitubiaoshangzhihou,diannaoqueturanheipingle。

“zenmehuishi?zenmeheipingle?sijile?nandaoshimuma?”

胖子自言自语道。

houziyouhaoqiyouhaoxiao,dao:“nitemedanaosijile,zaogennishuotingdianle。”

“shenme,tingdianle?wogangganghaikandaoleyouxijiemian,shubiaohainengcaozuo,nidangwoshixiazi。”

pangzipapadepaidazhejianpan,shenshouquandianyuankaiguan,danshidiannaomeiyourenhedongjing。

“真停电了?”

pangziheleyitiao,tahuanglehuangnaodai,zhanqishen,wangbaneisuoyoudedengdoumiele,kankanwaimian,waimianyeshiqiheiyipian,meiyouyisidengguang,haoxiangzhenshitingdianle。

“feihua,butingdiandehua,wonengbasuoyoudedengdouguanshang,nimayoubushiwodewangba。”houziganggangbeipangziheleyitiao,fenfendedao。

ganggangkandaodeneiyimushizaishitaizhenshile,pangzibuganxiangxinneishizijidehuanjue,buguoshishibaizaiyanqian,queshiyijingtingdianle,tabudebuxiangxinganggangjiushiaoyetailihai,chuxianlehuanjue。

“haoba,houzi,jiwojizhang,yuediyikuaijie。”

pangzinaqishouji,paipai**jiuxiangzouren。

“pangzi,lianshangwangjiayinliaofangbianmian,niyijingqianleerbaiduole,shuoshenmenidexianhaishangyidian,burandengnibiyele,wozhaosheiyaoqu。”

houziliangshouzhuazhulepangzidegebo,taicu,tayibazhuabuguolai。

“biyehaidedabannianni。”pangzitaochuqianbao,wangzhuoshangyireng,“nizijikankan,jiwoliugoumingtiandezaocanqian,youduoshaonaduoshao。”

houzijiezhelazhuweiruodedengguangfanlefanqianbao,nudao:“zhiyoushiwukuaiqian,dinggepiyong。”

“buxiangyaojiwo,wohaibuxiangjinini。”pangzishenshouquqiangqianbao。

houzishanshenduokai,chouchuneizhangshikuaide,baqianbaorengjilepangzi,dao:“zaocanjiniliuxiale,xiacizailaishangwangbixuxianjin,buranjizidoubujinikai。”

“bujiuerbaikuaima,kanbanihede,dengwonaleshenghuofeijiujini,yebudatingdating,laozishilaizhangderenma。”

pangziyiyaosanbaidezouchufeidianwangba,xiangzijizudefangzizouqu。

pangzimingjiaogaoxiaodong,buguotaderenhegaoxiaodongzheisangeziyidiandoubuzhanbian,shengaoyimiqi,tizhong110gongjin,lianshangzhengtiandaizhechuntianbandexiaorong,jibugaoyoubuxiaoyebudong。

gaoxiaodongyishanxianren,jinnian17sui,zailuchengshidisanzhongxuedugaosan,zuoweiyimingjianpanqiumi、xiaoshuomi,gaoxiaodongdechengjigentaxihuandezhongguozuqiuyiyanglan,gaoyideshihou,tafangqileyandaqinghuademengxiang,gaoerdeshihou,tafangqileyibendemengxiang,xianzaicaiganggangguolehanjia,gaoxiaodongyijingfangqileshangbenkedemengxiang,tademubiaoshikaoshanggaozhi,zhaodaoyigenvpengyou,ranhouhunchidengsi。

gaozhongshengchulaizufangzizhudebushao,youdeshiweilehenvpengyoutongju,youdeshiweilefangbianxuexi,youdeshiweilefangbianwan,gaoxiaodonghetamendoubuyiyang,tachulaizufangzichuncuishishenghuosuopo,suizhechengjidezhujianehua,gaoxiaodongdetizhongyeyuelaiyuezhong,daolegaosanzhongyuchengweilequanxiaoshouquyizhidezhongliangjirenwu,suoyimeitianpashubianweiyusanloudexueshengsushejiuchengweilegaoxiaodongdejudafudan,tacengjingjicishenqingbasushecongsanlouhuandaoyilou,danchashengmeirenquan,tadeshenqingwurenlicaibei,yushigaoxiaodongjiulizhiqizhuangqiexinggaocailiedebandaowaimianzufangzizhule。

gaoxiaodongxihuanzuqiu,xiaoxueweilejianfeiyetiguoyiduanshijianzuqiu,panglezhihoujiuchengweilezhikanbutideweiqiumi,gaoxiaodongyecengjinghuanxiangguochengweiyimingzuqiuqiuxing,zailvyinchangshanghufenghuanyu,shoudaoyiwanqiumidexiai,weilemanzuzheizhongyydexinli,gaoxiaodongbadaliangdejinglifangzailezuqiuyouxihezuqiuxiaoshuoshang,taxianzaishififazuqiuheshikuangzuqiudedashijigaoshou,wangzhanzuqiuxiaoshuodemengzhujiduzhe。

gaoxiaodongzudefangzijuliwangbahexuexiaodoubuyuan,jihujiushiyigedengbiansanjiaoxing,zheishigaoxiaodongjingxinxuanzedejieguo。

taochuyaochidakaifangmen,gaoxiaodongshenshouquandiandengdekaiguan,dengmeiliang,gaoxiaodongcaixiangqitingdianle,tadakaishoujideshoudiantonggongneng,zhaozheliang,mosuodaochuangbianzuoxia,zhengzhunbeitangxiabuyijue。

“di……juxingzhiluxitongqidong……jiance……wanjiashentizhengchang,nengliangchongzu,shihebangding,bangdingkaishi,bangdingjieshu……”

turanyigemomingdeshengyincongnaohaizhongchuanlai,ranhougaoxiaodong“kandao”lenaohailidehuamian,jiezhejiushihuale,yinweizheigehuamianjiushiwangbatingdianshitadianjikaishideneigeyouxijiemian。

“**!juxingzhiluxitong?”gaoxiaodongrenbuzhujingjiaochusheng。

“我在。”

yigehaowuganqingdedianzihechengyinzaigaoxiaodongdenaohaizhonghuiyingdao。

“wolegedacao!”gaoxiaodongzheixiashichedideyuncaile,nima,haidangzhenleshibushi。

“nishishenmedongxi?”gaoxiaodongjiezheshoujiheyueguangsaoshiwuzilidemeiyiyangdongxi,qituzhaodaoshengyindelaiyuan,tingdianle,tayiweishiyouhuojigentakaiwanxiao,yulei、zhudaqiangdouyoutafangzideyaochi。

fangjianhenxiao,zhiyou12pingfang,bukenengzangxiashenmerenerbubeifaxian。

shibushizhudaqiangzheige**anzhuangleshenmedianzishebei?gaoxiaodongzhengzaixiang,hurandianzihechengyinyoucongnaohaizhongchuanchu:“benxitongshiyizhongchaowuzhidecunzai,bangdingzainidenaoshenjingshang……”

zaidianziyingangshuodaonaoshenjingdeshihou,gaoxiaodongrenbuzhumolemonaodai,waibumeiyourenhedeyiyang,buguogaoxiaodongquejuedenaodailihaoxiangduoleyigedongxiyiyang。

“dengdeng,juxingzhiluxitongshishenmexitong?”

“juxingzhiluxitongyikuanzuqiuyouxixitong,laizirenmaxingxi,youzhumingdemenghuanzhenshiyouxiyanjiusuokaifa,benxitongnenggourangrenleizaixianshizhongxiangshoudaoyouxizhongdezuqiukuaile,zaiwubainianqiansuizhe“tansuohao”feidielikairenmaxingxi,jintianjiangluodaozheigexingqiu,ninxianzaishidiyiweiwanjia。”

“****wo**……zaixianshizhongxiangshouyouxizhongdezuqiukuaile!nima,woshibushiyaofadale?”

gaoxiaodongzhengzaihusiluanxiang,hechengyinzaicichuanlai。

“mubiao:juxingxitongjiangbangzhuninchengweixianshizhongdezuqiujuxing。

玩家:高小冬

民族:汉族

物种:人类

性别:男

年龄:17

球场位置:未知

shentisuzhi:djiyixia(sudu,liliang,xiediaoxing,lingminduzonghepingfen)

足球天赋:无

足球技能:无

足球装备:无

级别:球盲

xitongrenwu:yizhouzhineitiyichangyeyujibiedezhengshibisai

kandaonaohaiyouxijiemianshangyixingxinghanzixianshidexitongtishi,gaoxiaodongjidongdechadiantiaoqilai,meitiaoqilaishiyinweitataipang。

“woyaochengweizuqiujuxingle?woyaochengweizuqiujuxingle!fadale!zheicizhendefadale,woyaoxiangxiaoshuozhongdezhujiaoyiyang,tashangrenshengdianfeng,yingqubaifumei!cangtianashangdiafozualaayanwanga,nandaonimenzhendekaiyanlema……”

gaoxiaodonghaimeiyoujidongwan,dianzihechengyinzaicichuanlai,“wanjiaqingxuanzeqiuchangweizhi。”

weizhi?dangranshiqianfengle,qianfengduolafeng,gaoxiaodonghaobuyouyudexuanzeleqianfeng。

jiezhedianzihechengyinzaicichuanlai:“wanjianengliangxiaohaotaida,xianzaixuyaoshuimian……xuyaoshuimian……”

shuimian?shuigejiba!gaoxiaodongxingfendebuxiangshui,keshiyanpiyidala,wujinshuiyimashangyonglai,gaoxiaodongheshendaozaichuangshangshuizhele。