第1章要不要跟我上综艺?

“niyuanwokeyi,nengbunengbiebaqisazaisuyinshenshang,tashiwugude,wozheijitianyezaizixisikaowomenzhijiandeguanxi,qingjiwoyidianshijianhaoma?!”

dianhuaneibiandenanrenfangfojiliyazhizhuzijidenuhuo。

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tatouyouxieteng,yuqihaishihenpingjing,“bubikaolvle,womenzhijianjieshule。”

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凭什么?

她不服!

keshizaijingguoshucidedianjihou,ta…zhongyufuqile。

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“jianqingan,nishishenmeyisi!”neilvexianfennudeshengyin,bushishenyanlihainengyoushei。

“wodeyisishifenshou,nitingbudongrenhua?”jianqinganyuqibunai。

“nihuihouhui…”duimianyaoyaqiechi。

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“yaobuyaohewocanjiayidangzongyi?”

qinxiayuqikansibunaifan,keyoubuyouzizhudedaishangleyisiqipan。

“jiushiyiqiguanyuqinqingxiangdexiangcunshenghuoleizongyi。”tayoubuchongleyiju。

jianqinganchenmoleyixia,jiutazheigemingshengyoudianbutaiheshiba?

kenengshiduifangchenmodeshijiantaizhang,qinxiayuqibutaihao,“buxiangcanjiajiuzhishuo,zhenghaowoyebuxiangqu,benlaiyeshitamenzizuozhuzhanganpaide…”

zhibuguotadeshengyintigaolejifen,xiangshizaiyanshishenme。

kexiayike,tajiutingjiantadeshengyin。

“sheishuobuqule,woyaoqu。”

jianqinganyemeishuozijibuqu,zenmetajiuyanshangle?

“neihao,biefanhui。”qinxialikedao。

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“meishi,zhishiyoudianxiaoganmao,gangchileyaozhunbeitangyihuier。”

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“liangsangeyuemeijianshentizenmezheimexule?”

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jianqinganhaimeilaidejihaizui,jiutingjianduifangyoudao,“woxianzaiyoudianmang,xianguale,daoshihouworangtamenbahetongfajini。”

简清安:“……”

jigeyuebujian,zheijiahuoyijiurucilingrenwuyu。

youxieshiqingtahaimeiyoushuomingni,jiutamuqiandemingshenglaikan,yinggaishitarangtabuyaohouhuicaidui。

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duifangsihuzhendeyouyidianmang,guolejifenzhongcaihuifuleduanduandejigezi。

“我又没断网。”

简清安:“……”

chuyuduiduifangdelejie,tagezhepingmudouganjuetazaifanbaiyan。

jirantadouzheimeshuole,neijiuxingba。

qishiduiyuzheiyishidejiaren,zicongtaxiangqishangbeizideshiqinghou,tadexinqingjiubiandefuzaqilai。