第1章

“guan**,chifanla。”menwaimaijinonghandao。

guanzhixianzaizaixinjiangdeyijiaminsuzhulekuaibangeyue,laobanazhatijinwanyougepengyoucongwaidiguolai,tadasuanqinziluyishou,haiyaoqingleminsudefangkeyiqichifan。

“lailie。”guanzhiyingleyisheng,badiannaoguanji。

dakaifangjiandemen,maijinongzhanzaiduimianfangjianqiaomen:“zhouge,chifanla。”

“hao,mashang。”limianyounianqingnanzideshengyinchuanlai。

suoyizhuduimiandejiushiazhatijintiantedizhaodaidepengyou?

“zouba,guan**,womenxianxialou。”maijinongduiguanzhishuodao。

“好。”

zhenggeminsudoushimuzhide,canzhuoshiyigehendademuzhuo,shangmianhaidiaokezhehuawen。

xianzaicanzhuoshangbaifangzheshijidaocai,daodaosezexianyan,xiangqisiyi。

“haoxianga。”guanzhiyixialoujiuchaocanzhuozouleguoqu,kandaozhuomiandecailiangyanmaoxingxing:“azhati,nizhenshitailihaile。”

azhatisishisuizuoyou,renpangpangde,liuzhegeluosaihu,zhengtianxiaomimi。

tatingdaoguanzhidekuajiangyebukeqi,xiaozheshuodao:“zhengchangfahuizhengchangfahui。”

zheicichifanchulemaijinonghaiyouqitahundeshudefangke,dabufendoushinianqingnannv,cishifenfenbiaoshijinwankeyidabaokoufu。

yixingrenbangmangbawankuainachulai,yourenshuoxianghejiu,guanzhijiuqubingxiangnapijiu。

jianguanzhiyaosaoma,azhatidalaoyuankanjianle,lianmangshuodao:“buyongjiqian,jinwanwoqingdajia。”

“nanenga,”guanzhixiaozhebajineshulejinqu:“cengchiyijinghenbuhaoyisile,zongbunenghaicengheba。”

“niyoubuhejiu,xiacoushenmerenao。”azhatideyuqiwunai。

guanzhixiaolexiao,shounazhepijiufaxiannabuxia,tahandao:“nimenshei,guolaibangmangnayixia。”

tahuayingangluo,yigeshouhengleguolai,jieguoletashouzhongdepijiu。

“wolaina。”shengyindichenchongmancixing。

guanzhiqueshibeitadeshoujixiyin。

tadeshougujiefenming,xiuzhangganjing,wanruyingruntongtoudebaiyu。

guanzhideshixianwangshang,kanqingchulelairendemoyang。

tameigongguzhang,bilianggaoting,guxiangyoumeidaohaowuxiaci,lianshangtouzheyigulengjunzhiyi。

guanzhiyinyuecaidaoleduifangdeshenfen。

azhatidehuagengshiluoshiletadecaixiang,tatingdaoazhatichaozheibianhan:“ai,laozhounilaila,kuaiguolaichifanle。”

guanzhijiangpijiudidaotashouzhong,luoluodafangdishuodao:“wojiaoguanzhi。”

duifangchaotaweiweihanshou:“zhoujuqing。”

tashuowanzhihouchaocanzhuozouqu,azhatijidongdidazhuletadejianbang,haoxiangbijiandaozijiqinxiongdihaigaoxing。

guanzhihaizaiyuandikanzhetadebeiying,xiaoshengzhongfuleyibiantademingzi:“zhoujuqing。”

还挺好听。

guanzhigouqiyigexiao,nazheshengxiadepijiuchaocanzhuozouguoqu。

zheidunwanfankeweishirenaofeifan,jihumeigerenshoushangdouduanzheyibeijiu,azhatiheleyixieyouxieshangtou,yourenduigangdaodezhoujuqinghenganxingqu,haoqishuodao:“azhati,bujieshaoyixienidepengyou。”

azhatizhanleqilai,shoudazaizhoujuqingjianbangshang,langshengshuodao:“zhoujuqing,congashiguolaideyisheng,worenshilesanniandepengyou,jihumeiniandouhuiguolaizhaowowan。”

zhoujuqingjuqishouzhongdebeizi,danshengshuodao:“jingdajia。”

“zhouyishengzenmebuhejiua。”

“kuaijizhouyishengmanshang。”

其他人起哄。

“biebie,tabuhejiu,tajiuliangbuxing,yikoujiudao。”azhatilianmangbangtadangzhu。

jiranazhatidouzheimeshuo,dajiayejiumeimianqiang。

guanzhiheleyikoujiu,shixianqueluozaileduimiandezhoujuqingshenshang。

tagenrenaodefanjuyouxiebuda,shizhongdandingdizuozaineili,chikoucaihekouyinliao,oueryingfuyixiapangrendexunwen。

fanhoudajiayiyouweijin,rangrangzheyaowanyouxi。

guanzhiyitingcanjiao:“buhuiyouwanshenmelangrenshaba。”

zhiqiangentamenwanguojijulangrensha,guanzhichoudaolangrenshi,meicidiyijujiubeicaidao,wuliaodehen。

tamendoushuotabushanzhangweizhuang,yidianxiaoxinsiquanfangzailianshang。

dajiadouzhidaotabeiwancanle,cishiyourentiyi:“yaobulaizhenxinhuadamaoxian?”

“haoahaoa,”yigerenjiudiqucainaqihewandejiupingzi:“pingkouzhuandaosheijiushishei,yaomezhenxinhuayaomedamaoxian,buyuanyijiuzifasanbei。”

guanzhizhuyidaoazhatisihuzaizhengxunzhoujuqingyijian,ranhoutakandaotadianlediantou。

“haoa,laijiulai,sheipashei,wolangrenshazongshu,buzhiyuzhenxinhuadamaoxianyeshiwo。”guanzhibufuqidishuodao。

“woxianzhuanwoxianzhuan。”maijinongyueyueyushi。

tadeshounazhejiupingziyizhuan,jiupingzaizhuoshangzhuanlejiquan,yuelaiyueman,dajiadexinxuanzaibankong。

zhidaopingkouduizhunleguanzhi。

“哈哈哈。”

大家哄堂大笑。

guanzhifue,yilianshengwukelian。

“rendufushu,zhenxinhuahaishidamaoxian?”

guanzhirenmingtanlekouqi:“zhenxinhua。”

tayuguangpiedaozhoujuqingsihujielegedianhua,zhanqishenchaomenkouzouqu。

“hao,genwomenshuoyixianidelixiangxing。”

tamendehuajiangguanzhidezhuyililalehuilai。

“lixiangxing?”guanzhisisuoleyifan。

zhoujuqingzhanzaimenkou,shenxingqizhang,rouhededengguangdazaitashenshang,lingtakanqilaiyouzhongbuzhenqiedeqinglenggan。

tanazheshoujitiezaierbian,sihudishengshuoxieshenme,wuguanlengjun,shouzhixiuzhang,lengbaideshouwanluchuyijie。

“ng,shouzhangdehaokan。”guanzhishuodao。

yucitongshi,zhoujuqingjiangwandianhuahuiguoshen,taqinglengdeshixianqiahaogenguanzhideduishang,gezheshuren,yaoyaoxiangwang。

guanzhiyemeishanduo,zhibaidigentaduishi,shenzhihaichaotaluchuyigecanlandexiao。

zhoujuqinglengleyixia,meixiangdaoduifanghuizheimemingmuzhangdan。

他率先挪开了视线。

dengzheguanzhizhangpiandalundeqitarentingdaotajiushuolezheimeyiju,youxiejingya。

“就这样?”

“suoyiguanzhishishoukong?”

guanzhidahaha:“haolehaole,wentiyijingwenwanle,zaiwenjiushilingwaidejiaqianle。”

大家又笑了起来。

jiezhedajiayouzhuanzhejiupingzi,zhoujuqingzhongxinzuohuileguanzhiduimian。

jiboxialai,pingkouzhongyuzhuandaolezhoujuqingshenshang。

tasihuyehaitingtanran,bijingzuozaizheijiuyoubeizhuandaodegailv。

yourenwenta:“zhenxinhuahaishidamaoxian。”

tashengyindichun:“zhenxinhuaba。”

zheixiadajiadouyouxienanzhule。

zhoujuqingganglaidajiadougentabushu,erqietaqizhigaoleng,shengpayixiewentimaofanleta。

zhengjiujiewentashenmewentishi,guanzhiturankaikou:“danshenma?”

tahuayichu,suoyourendoujingleyixia。

zhoujuqingxianqiyanpikanta。

guanzhichengzhexiabaxiaozhekanta,muguangtanrandebuxianghua。

zhoujuqingqingqibochun:“danshen。”

“哦豁。”

buzhidaoshisheikaishiqihong,aimeideyanshenzaiguanzhihezhoujuqingshenshangdazhuan。

zheishibuzhidaoyoushisheishuoleyiju。

“zhouyishengshouhenhaokan。”

zheixiaqihongdeshengyingengdale,dajiadouxinzhaobuxuandixixu。

guanzhiyebuganga,xiaodaoshuodao:“aiya,nimenbiezheiyang,sheirangnimenbantianxiangbudaoyigewenti,zheibushiweilebudanwudajiayouxidejinduma。”

guanzhihuidawentideshihouzhoujuqingbuzai,zheishitingdaotamendeqihong,youxiebumingsuoyidikanzhetamen。

zhengchangyouxixialairehuochaotian,jieshudeshihouyijingjiejinlingchenle,guanzhihezhoujuqingyiqianyihoushanglelou。

guanzhiguyifangmanlejiaobu,zhidaoliangrendouzhanzaifangjianmenkou。

“haoqiao,zhouyisheng,wozhuniduimian。”guanzhixiaozhegenzhoujuqingshuodao。

zhoujuqingchaotaweiweihanshou:“haoqiao。”

guanzhiyouzhongxinjieshaoleyibianziji:“wojiaoguanzhi,guanguanjujiudeguan,shuzhidezhi。”

“周瞿清。”

zhoujuqingshuowanzhihoubianmeilexiawen,guanzhibusixin,jixuwendao:“najigezi?”

“zhouquandezhou,jumaideju,qingshuideqing。”

wenmangguanzhibiaoshibuzhidaojumaidejudaodishinageju,danshiyoubuhaoyisiwenchukou。

“ee,”tazhinengzhuangzuotingdongle,youjixushuodao:“woyeshicongashiguolaide,wocongxiaoshentijiubuhao,nishinagekedeyisheng,shuobudingyihouhaiyoumafannidedifang。”

zhoujuqingyuqidandan:“nanxingminiaoke。”

“……”

guanzhibiaoqingweizhi,danshihenkuaifanyingguolai,shanxiaodao:“miniaokeyebucuo,womenjiageweixinba,zhibudingyihouwolaogongyouzheigexuyao。”

guanzhilianbuhongxinbutiao,taochulezijideshouji。

taiqitoukandaozhoujuqingmeiyoudong。

taweiyangmei,jiutingdaozhoujuqingkaikou:“buhaoyisi,womeiweixin。”