zhangweijianzhuang，zaiduchaofengdao：“lintingxue，nixiaoshuokanduoleba！”
“yiweinachuyizhangpokapianjiunengrangweilianxianshenggaibianzhuyi！”
“痴人说梦！”
“保安！”
zheishi，weilianyishenglingxia，liangmingbaoanjiulaidaomenkou。
完了！
lintingxuebenxiangsimadanghuomayi，xianzaikanlaishichedimeixile。
yedui，yizhangdoupandaokuaiyaodiaosedekapian，youzenhuijitadailaiqijini？
“bazhangweizheigejiahuojiwohongchuqu！”
zhengmanliandeyidezhangweihaiyiweizijitingcuole，mianseyizhi，lianmangwendao：“weilianxiansheng，shibushigaocuole？”
“bushiyinggaibalintingxuezheibiao……nvdeganchuqume？”
zhangweijianweilianmiansenankan，huanlehuafeng。
“meiyougaocuo，jiushini！”
“为什么？”
张威满脸的问号。
“nihaibupeirangwojieshi，congjintiankaishi，wofeigenyinxingjiangquanmianyuanzhulin**！”
“tongshibanijinhaishanghuilaruheimingdan！”
shuoba，weiliandashouyihui，jiufenfudao：“ganjinde，bazhangweirengchuqu！”
“不……”
mengbidezhangwei，zhijiebeiliangmingbaoanrutongxiaojiziyibantiqi，rengchuleyinxing。
“hai……haizhenyouqijifasheng！”
muduzhenggeguochengdelintingxuechedidaizaileyuandi，genbenbuganxiangxinzheishizhende。
“lin**，zheigechulifangshi，ninkemanyi？”
weilianquanranmeiyoulegangcaimuzhongwurendezuopai，duilintingxuediantouhayao，zhichameigongqilaile。
fanyingguolaidelintingxue，rutongzuomengyiban，buguoyefanjiaodaiguotashuohuayidingyaoyingqi。
啪！
yushi，lintingxueyibazhangpaizaizhuozishang，weilianchadianhechuxinzangbing。
“gangcaideshiyejiusuanle，wojiuwennidaikuannengbunengpi？”
“nengpi，yidingnengpi！”
weilianlianmangshuodao：“lin**yaodaiduoshaodoukeyi，jintianjiunengfangdai！”
lintingxueqiangxingyazhizhuxinzhongzhenhan，shuodao：“jiudaiyibaiyi，lixishiduoshao？”
“buyaolixi，shenzhilin**buhaiyemeiwenti！”
weilianweikonglintingxueduitadefuwutaidubumanyi，zaiciqiangdiao：“congxianzaikaishi，zhiyaolin**xuyao，wofeigenyinxingjiangchengfenbuzhuanweininyigerenfuwu！”
zheizhangkadelaili，weiliankeshizhidaode。
quanqiuzhiyouqizhangdezhizunheika，meiyizhangkadezhurendoushimingzhentianxiadedarenwu。
renjiazhixuyigenshouzhitoujiunengensifeigenyinxing。
zhiyaotabazheijianshibanhaole，yihoujinruzongbuzhanglaohuishitiebandingdingdeshi，neikeshitayizhiyilaidemengxianga！
“momojiji，qianzifangkuan！”
jianlintingxuebumandecuicu，weilianlianmangshuodao：“buxuyaoqianzi，zhiyaolin**bakahaojiwo，wobaozhengyigexiaoshi，ebu，shifenzhongzhineijiunengbaqiandadaokali！”
lintingxuezaidulengzhu，lianqianzidoubuyongyiweizhejiusuantabuhaizheibiqian，duifangyenatameibanfa。
suihou，lintingxuejilekahaozhihoujiuzhunbeilikai，jintianjitazaochengdezhenhan，taxuyaoshijianlaixiaohua。
“lin**，womaomeidewenyiju，zheizhangkadezhurenshininde……”
cike，lintingxuexiangqileyefandejiaodai，bianlengshengdao：“tashiwodekaoshan！”
“什么？”
weilianzaicizhenjing，haihaojintiantabashiqingyuanmanjiejue，fouze，tajiusidingle。
“林**慢走！”
weilianbeigongquxidesongzoulintingxue。
gangchuleyinxingmenkou，lintingxuejiukandaoyefanzouleshanglai。
manhuaijidongdelintingxue，jiuyaobagangcaideshigaosuyefan。
turan，shoujishoudaoyitiaoduanxin。
tadiankaiyikan，shangmianheranshiyitiaobaiyizijindaozhangdetongzhi。
“tianna！womeikancuoba！”
“zheimekuaijiuchulaile，daikuandeshigaodinglema？”
yefanhuayingangluo，jiuzhijianjidongdelintingxue，yixiazitiaodaotadeshenshang，yuwuluncideshuodao：
“yefan，nitaibangle，nidedabaobeiguoranhaoshi，daikuanyijingdaozhangle！”
“你先下来再说！”
lintingxuezheicaiyishidaozijijidongguotoule，lianmangcongyefandeshenshangxialai。
tongshi，tahaiduizhezhizunheikamengqinlejixia，buguoyixiangdaozhiqianzhizunheikafangzhidedifang，lintingxuejiuhouhuile，shenzhihaiyouyizhenfanwei。
“jiranshiqingbanchengle，neijiubakahaijiwoba！”
yefangangshenshou，jiuzhijianlintingxuelimajiangkafangzaibaoli。
“xianzaitashiwodele！”
yefanneijiaoyigewuyu，yizhangpokaeryi，lintingxuehaidangzuobaole。
zheishi，lintingxuezhazhayan，haoqidewendao：“yefan，laoshigaosuwo，nidaodishishenmelaili？”
“yeyeconglaibugaosuwo……”
“wodelailia，feichangquzhe！”
yuanbenbuzhengjingdeyefan，turanhuanchengyifubeitianminrendeyangzi，daizheyisisiyoushang，huanhuanshuodao：
“wocongxiaojiuzibei，shourenqifu，chileshangdunmeixiadun，youshihoushuijuehaimeiyoubeizigai，zhiyounvrenpazaishenshang……
说错了，重来！”
jianlintingxuejijiangbaozoudebiaoqing，yefanlianmanggaikoudao：
“wocongxiaojiukelian，meidiemeiniang，beishiniangshouyang，chenglemeirentengdehaizi，shoujingezhongzhemo，wogennishuo……
liusuineinian，wobeidashijiebaoxiashan，beibizhexuelesannianyi，tiantianbeiweicaoyao，jicichadianbeidusi！
jiusuineinian，wobeisanshijieguaizouxuelesannianwu，tiantianbeigelugaoshoudadebiqinglianzhong，chadianjiusile！
shiersuineinian，wobeisishijiepianquguowaidagong，tiantianbeigeludarenwukengmengguaipian，chadianmeileyaozi！
shiwusuineinian，wobeiqishijiebangqudanglesannianbing，tiantianbeigezhongfenghaozhanshenweiou，chadianbeibizaofan！
haoburongyiaodaolexianzai，yiweikeyifangfeiziwole，meixiangdaoyoubeishinianghuyoulaijiangcheng，genyigeshanvrenjiehun！”
“你说我惨不惨？”
cike，yefandebiaoqingyaoduoweiquyouduoweiqu：
“zongjieqilai，woderenshengchuchushitaolu，qishiwozhixiangzuoyigeputongren，zennaishiyuyuanwei，shenbuyoujia！”
yipangdelintingxuezuijiaobuduanchouchu，yikaishitingzhehaitingkeliande，sihushayouqishi，keyefanyueshuoyuexuanhu，zenmeganjuepaodiaole？
zuihouneigeshanvrenshishei？！
“haonigeyefan，juranshuowoshishanvren！”
lintingxuezheicaifanyingguolaiyefanshizaimata，juqiquantoujiujiyefanlianggedabidou。
sheiliaoyefanyigeshanshen，jiuliuzoule。
lintingxueyoujiyouqi，danyouneimeyike，tanaozilishanguoyisilipudeniantou：“nandaoyefanzheixiejingli，doushizhende？”
lintingxuelianmangshuaileshuainaodai，gaosuzijibuyaoluanxiang。
taitouzaiyikanyefanhunbulindezhanzaiyipang，lianshangguazhefanjianshushidejingdianxiaorong。
lintingxuegengshidudingleyefanshizaichuiniu。
zhishi，zheigeniu，youxiedifangkenengshizhende，biruzheizhangheika。
suoxing，lintingxuexiaoxiaodenaodai，landezaiquxiangzheixie，lianmangzhuanyihuati，“jintianben**gaoxing，qingnichiyidundacan，kaolaoni！”
“却之不恭！”
……
傍晚，蓝月餐厅。
lintingxuezuozailuodichuangpang，zhizhecaipu，jinrilainandedidafangshuodao：“chaoyiben！”
raner，huayingangluo，yidaojiansuankebodeshengyinchuanlai。
“yo！linzong，nimenjiabushiyaopochanlema？zenmehaiyouqianlaichidacan？”
lintingxuezhuanshenyikan，“huiqi，zenmehuizaizheilipengdaoni？”
“这货是谁？”
yefankanleyiyanzheinvren，jiugandaoexin，lianshangdefendi，biqiangqihaihou。
“zhaoya，wozhiqiandemishu，jianlaotongxue！”
lintingxuehezhaoyashitongxue，zaishangxuedeshihou，houzhejiujidutashixiaohua，chuchuzhenduita，gezhongzaoyao。
biyezhihou，zhaoyazhaobudaogongzuolaiqiuta，tabujiqianxianrangzhaoyadangtademishu。
meixiangdaozhaoyazaigongsiyidianyebuanfenshouji，zhangzhehetadeguanxi，dayaqitatongshi。
然后就被她开除了。
jianlaodibeijiechuan，zhaoyagengjiafennu。
“lintingxue，woxianzaikeshilanyuecantingdejingli，zheilibuhuanyingni，qingnidaizhezheigexiangbalaogunchuqu！”
“jiusuannishijingli，yemeiyouquanliganzoukerenba！”
yefanwuyu，zheinvrenzheshikehen。
raner，zhaoyaquechaofengdao：“womencantingzhijiedaiyouqiandekeren，xiangnimenlianggeqiongguangdan，genbenmeizigezaizheilixiaofei！”
shuoba，tajiuyaojiaobaoan。
“zhaoya，nidedanzishiyuelaiyuedale，buzhidaoderenhaiyiweicantingshinikaide！”
cihuayichu，zhaoyashunjiansebian。
xunzheshengyinkanqu，wenrunruyudechenqingyuqihuhudecongwaimianzoulai。