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weilezhichinanyouchuangye，woyitiandasanfengong，shenzhiqujiubaduanguopanmaijiu。
sannianhou，tagongsishangshi，shenjiabaiyi，
qinggongyanshang，taquelouzhetadebaiyueguang，jieshaowoshitade“zhuli”。
他兄弟嘲讽我：
“yigemaijiunv，yepeidangwomensaozi？”
baiyueguanglengxiao：“taaidezhiyouwo，nibuguoshitawuliaoshizhaodetishen。”
tamenbachuwozaijiubagongzuodezhaopian，quanwangmawo“laonv”、“wangxiangpangaozhi”。
wonachuwomencengjingdehunyuehetongzhaotaduizhi，
taquehebaiyueguanglianshou，wugaowoweizaohetong。
tapairenzalewodechuzuwu，bawoweiyidejixuquanbuqiangzou，
shenzhijiangwohuanaidemuqinganchuyiyuan。
wobaoan，lvshiquegaosuwo：“tashinashuidahu，meirenganjienideanzi。”
nanyougengshifangchuhenhua：“woyaorangnizaihaishihuobuxiaqu。”
wangzhezaijietoukexuedemuqin，
wocongtieshendekoudaili，mochufuqinyongminghuanlaideyidenggongjungongzhang，guizailejunqudayuanmenkou。
“shouzhang，wobababaojiaweiguo，tadeqinvqueshoujinqiling。zheimeijungongzhang，nengweiwomamahuanyizhangbingchuangma？”
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wozhanzaicuicandehuichangli，xinzangpengpengtiaogebuting。
sannianle，womenzhongyuaochutoule。
taishangdezhaotianhaoxizhuangbiting，shouwohuatong，zhengzaifabiaoshangshizhici。
meiguangdengshanshuo，zhangshengleidong，zheigenanrenzaiwanzhongzhumuxiaguangmangwanzhang。
“ganxiegeweitouzizhedexinren，ganxiehezuohuobandezhichi，ganxiegongsisuoyouyuangongdexinqinfuchu......”
wotingzhetazhuyiganxie，lianshangdexiaorongqueyuelaiyuejiangying。
taganxieledongshihui，ganxielegaoguantuandui，shenzhiganxieleqiantai**。
可是唯独没有我。
“zuihou，woyaoxuanbuyigehaoxiaoxi。”
zhaotianhaoturantingdun，zhuanshenwangxiangtaixia，“wojiangyubaishijituandeqianjinbailu**dinghun！”
轰！
wonaozhongyipiankongbai，erduoliwengwengzuoxiang。
taixiabaofachureliedezhangshenghekoushaosheng，shanguangdenggengjiafengkuangdishanshuo。
bailukuankuanzoushangtai，wanzhulezhaotianhaodegebo。
tachuanzheyixixiangnaierdingzhiwanlifu，bozishangdaizhejiazhiqianwandezuanshixianglian，meiyicunjifudousanfazheguizudeguangmang。
“zheishiqiangqianglianhe，yeshiaiqingdejiejing。”
zhaotianhaoloujinbailu，duizhehuatongshenqingkuankuandishuodao。
wodetuiruanle，jihuyaodiedao。
不，这不可能。
womengangganghaizaitaolunhunqi，taolunxinfangzhuangxiu，taolunweilai。tazenmeneng......
woliangliangqiangqiangdichongshangtai，zhuazhuzhaotianhaodexiuzi。
“tianhao，zheishishenmeyisi？womenbushishuohao......”
zhaotianhaozhoumei，yonglishuaikaiwodeshou，yanshenmoshengderangwohaipa。
“gewei，zheiweishilinxiaoyu，wochuangyechuqizuidelideshenghuozhuli。”
taduizhehuatong，shengyinpingjingdekepa，“taweigongsidefazhanfuchulehenduo，wohenganxieta。”
助理？
zheilianggezirutongbazhanghenhenshuaizaiwolianshang。
taixiayourenqieqiesiyu，yourenhongxiao，gengduoderenyonglianminhuobiyideyanshenkanzhewo。
bailuwandegengjinle，tacoudaowoerbian，shengyinqingdezhiyouwomennengtingjian：
“zhulijiugaiyouzhulideyangzi，bienongzanglezheilideditan。”
“haozi，nizheizhulibucuoa！”taixiaxiangqiyigecierdenansheng，shizhaotianhaodefaxiaozhangwei，
“tingshuoyiqianzaijiubamaijiu？zhenhuisihouren！”
哄堂大笑。
wohunshenfadou，xiururuchaoshuijiangwoyanmei。
neixiecengjingweiletapinminggongzuodeririyeye，neixiezaijiubabeizuihanjiuchanshiyaoyajianchidetongkushiguang，douchengletamenyanzhongdexiaohua。
wozhuanshenxiangpao，bailuguyishenjiao，wozhongzhongshuaizaidalishidimianshang。
啪嗒！
lianjiazulaidewanlifujiandaiduanle，luchulimianxidefabaidejiubeixin。
更大的笑声响起。
“bazheiweiqingxushikongdenvshiqingchuqu。”
zhaotianhaodeshengyincongtoudingchuanlai，binglengdebudaiyisiwendu，“bieyingxiangledajiadexingzhi。”
lianggebaoanrutongtuolajiyibanjiangwojiaqi，wopinmingzhengzha，quedibuguotamendeliqi。
“tianhao！nibunengzheiyangduiwo！”
woshengsilijiedihanzhe，“sanniana！woweinifuchulewodeqingchunya！”
可他连头都没回。
yanhuitingdedamenzaiwoshenhouzhongzhongguanshang，zhangshenghezhufushengbeigejuezailimian。
wodiezuozaizoulangdebinglengdimianshang，lianjiadegaogenxieluozhejiao，zuanxinditeng。
“lin**，qingwenninshiyinweiqiaozhazhaozongbucheng，cailaidanaohuichangdema？”
wotaitou，shijigejizheyijingweileshanglai，shanguangdengduizhewodelianfengkuangshanshuo。
“ninzaijiubagongzuoshi，shifouyuqitanankeyoubuzhengdangguanxi？”
“ninjuedezijipeideshangshenjiabaiyidezhaozongma？”
“tingshuoninweizaoleyuzhaozongdehunyuehetong，duicininyouhehuiying？”
meiyigewentidourutongdaozi，jiangwoqianchuangbaikongdexinzaicisi，lie。
woshenmedoushuobuchulai，zhinenghuzhetou，dunzaidishangzhandou。