【只因你太美！】
【baby！baby!】
paonanluzhixianchang，caixukunzhengyibiantiaowu，yibianyanchangzhezijidechengmingzuo。
dongzuogancuililuo，biaoqingyaoraowumei。
taduimian，babyyangyingkaixindeguzhangdaxiao。
erzhibojianzhong，kandaozheiyimude‘aikun’menquandoujidongbuyi，fengkuangshuaqiledanmu：
【坤哥好帅！】
【坤哥我爱你！】
【kunkun，a，kunkun！！】
【zheijiushikungeliangnianbanlianxideshili！】
【babyjiejintiantaimeile！】
很快，
caixukunwanchengletachang、tiao、rap，lveweiyouxieqichuandetingxialebiaoyan。
“kunkun，nigangcaidebiaoxianzhenbang！”
yangyingfeichangrenqingshigudechengzanyiju。
“xiexiebabyjie。”
caixukunyanzhongfuxianyimodeyi，congshenpangdezhulishouzhongjieguomaojin，ranhouaozhezaoxing，zishifukuadeqingqingcashietoushangdehanshui。
yipang，jimingsheyingshilikezhaohaojiaodujinxingpaishe。
zhengqubakunkunyanggangyundongdeyimianwanmeizhanluchulai。
yangyingyanzhongshanguojifenbuxie，xuanjibuzaiduokan，youxiewuliaodikanxiangsizhou。
他们正在录制跑男，
buguoyinweiliangrenyouxijinzhanshunlideyuangu，tiqianlaidaole**dian，qiyurendouhaimeiyoudaolai。
caixukunnonghaozaoxingzhihou，yejuedeyouxiewuliao，shunzheyangyingdemuguangkanxiangsizhou。
就在这时，
tadezhuyilibeijiedaopangdeyimuxiyinguoqu。
zhijianzaibuyuanchudejiepang，dashuyinliangxiamian，yimingshenchuandaopaodenianqingnanzizhengzaibaitansuanming。
caixukunyanzhuyizhuan，duiyangyingwendao：
“babyjie，zanmenyaobuquneilikankan？”
yangyingdeshixianzhuanguoqu，youxiechiyi：
“suanming？zanmenguoqubutaihaoba。”
suiranshuoguoneibingmeiyoufalvjinzhisuanmingxingwei，shenzhiyulequanzhonghaiyouxuduomingxingdouxinzheige，youderenhaiteyiqutaiguosimiaoyangxiaogui，danzheizhongshibijingshuyukeguankebuguandehui**jian，tamenmingmianshanghaishiyaoyuanlide。
“就玩玩而已嘛。”
caixukundaoshiwusuowei，dishengdao：“erqie，kanneigesuanmingdezheimenianqing，kendingshijianghupianzi，ruguozanmennengjiechuantadepianju，daoshihouyenengxiyinyiboliulianga！”
流量？
yangyingdeyanjingdunshiyiliang。
tazuijinzaipaonanzhongchuxiandeshizhangyuelaiyueduan，ruguonengpingjiechaichuanpianzihuodeliuliangdehua，duizijiyesuanshiyizhongjiachi。
xiangba，yangyingdiantoudao：“hao，neizanmenjiuguoqumomozheigepianzidedi！”
yankanliangrenxiangsuanmingtanneilizouqu，
zhibojiandeguanzhongyeyouxieyihuo：
【shenmeyisi，kungeyaoqusuanming？】
【kunkunhaixinzheigema？】
【kunkunxianglaishibuxinzheixiefengjiandongxide，takendingshibuyuanyikandaobierenbeipian，suoyixuanzeguoquchaichuan！】
【dui，kunkunrenzheimehao，kendingshijianbudezheizhongpianrenxingwei，shiguoquchaichuanzheigejianghupianzide！】
【jietousuanmingderenzuikeele，zaojiugaiquandouzhuaqilaiqiangbi！】
【kunkunshizaititianxingdao！】
【aikunyongyuanzhichikunge！】
……
录制现场。
kanzhexiangzijizoulaidecaixukunheyangying，luyundeyanshenyouxiehuangzhang。
“biea，wozhishiyigepuputongtongsuanmingde，nimenbuyaoguolaia！”
jiuruwangyoumensuoshuo，tahaizhendeshiyige‘jianghupianzi’。
dangran，luyunzijishibuyuanyichengrende。
anzhaotadelijie，tazheiyinggaishuyuminjianxinliyisheng，mudeshijiqianlaisuanmingdekehutigongqingxujiazhi。
birushuoyourenxinliyiyu，zhenzhengdeyishenghuishuo‘niyoubing，xuyaohuaqianmaiyao’，luyunquehuigaosukehu，nihenhao，shiyouxiaorenfangni，wojinihuazhangfu，ranhouxieshangtademingzishaodiao，jiuhuiyunqihaole……
danzheixieshangbudetaimiandeshouduanpianpianneixiedayedamahaixing，kemianduimingxing，tajiuyouxiezhuaxiale。
youqishixianzaiduifangshenbianhaigenzheyiduideshexiang，wanyizijibiaoxiandeshaoyoubuhao，‘tianjimen’chuanchengshubainiandezhaopaikejiuyaohuizaizijishoulile。
想罢，
luyundangjijueding，sanshiliujizouweishang。
yushitaganjinditouqushoushizijitanweishangdedongxi，zhunbeikailiu。
jieguoyuemangyueluan，yigebuxiaoxin，jiangtashifulinzhongqianliujitade‘tianjiluopan’shuailuo，luyuncongmangquzhua，jieguoluopanshizhuadaole，danyebeishangmianderenkoujihuaposhouzhi，yinhongdexianxueshunjianshenchu。
luyunmeitouweizhou，danzheigeshihouyegubudechuli，suibianshuaileyixiashouzhi，zhunbeijiangluopanfangrubeibao。
erjiuzaitazhanxuedeshouzhiyuluopanchupengdeyichanei，luyunjiuhuranganjueluopanshangshengchuyigujudadexili，fangfoyaojiangtadelinghundouxirulimianyiban。
“什么鬼！”
luyunheleyitiao，xiayishixiangyaojiangshouzhiyikai，quefaxianzijigenbendongdanbude。
没等他反应过来，
tajiuganjuedaliangdexinxicongtianjiluopanshangfengkuangyongchu，meiyourenheqianxijiuzhijiecharudanao，kuaisuliudong，rangtayunxuanbuzhi。
好半晌，
xinxichuanshuzheicaijieshu，ranhou，luyunjiuganjuenaohaizhonghuranchuxianyigemianban：
【宿主】：陆云
【修为】：无
【职级】：见习天师
【gongfa】：tianjilianqishu
【神通】：天机神瞳
【技能】：无
【法宝】：无
【信徒】：无
【xinshourenwu①】：gaibianyigerendemingyun，jiangli‘peiyuandan’danfang
kanzhezheigemianban，zaixishouzhenaohaizhongdexinxi，luyunlianlukuangxi。
“wojingranhuodeletianshichuanchengxitong！？”
naohaizhongdexinxigaosuta，tayinweixianxuechupengtianjiluopan，huodelezhenzhengde‘tianjimen’chuancheng，chengweileyimingjianxitianshi。
suoweitianshi，bianshitianjimenzhangmendezuncheng。
zhibuguoyinweicishiluyunxiuweishangdi，qietianjimenxintuyigemeiyou，suoyicaizhishijianxitianshi。
dengdaowanchengquanbuxinshourenwu，cainengjinjiweizhengshitianshi。
“最关键的是——”
luyunmuguangkanxiangzaiyilie‘wu’zhongjinyoudelianggedumiaochuancheng——
天机炼气术！
天机神瞳！
suizhetazhuyilizhuanyi，zheiliangmenchuanchengdexinxiyefuxiannaohai：
【tianjilianqishu：keyitongguogaibiantarenmingyunlaihuode‘tianjiqiyun’，congertishengzijidexiuwei】
【tianjishentong：kekanchuantiandiwanwudemingyunguiji】
suoweimingyunguiji，yisijiushishuo，cishizheigeshijieshangrenheshiwuduiluyuneryandoumeiyoulemimi！
renherendeguowang、xianzai、jianglai，duiluyunlaishuodouruzhangshangguanwen，qingxikejian！
“youlezheilianggedipai，neiwohaipashenme？”
luyunyanzhongxiseshanshuo，zhijuedezijijiuyaoqifei。
zhangshengbulao、xiaoyaotiandi、meinvruyun……
就在这时，
tajiuganjuemianqianhuranyian。
taiqitou，bianjiancaixukunheyangyingyijinglaidaozijishenqian。
kanzheliangrenyanzhongneimofangfomaoxilaoshubandexixueshense，zaikankanzijinaohaizhongdetianshimianban，luyunyexiaole。
此刻，
zai【tianjishentong】deguanchazhixia，caixukunheyangyingerrenzaitamianqianjiugenmeichuanyifuyiyang……e，jigedejiusuanle，layanjing。
danyangyinghaishihenbucuode，gaitudetu，gaiqiaodeqiao，suiranyeyoudongdaodedifang，danwushangdaya。
zhuyidaoluyunyanshendebianhua，caixukunheyangyingdouganjueyizhenxinxu，fangfozijierrenzailuyunmianqianmeiyourenhemimiyiyang。
caixukunyaoyaotou，nulijiangnaohaizhongdebuanyaxia，duiluyunwendao：
“wei，suanmingde，nizheibushangmianxiededoushizhendema？”
luyunmianqiandebushangxieyouliangxingzi：
dongtiandixiaoweilai，qianchengmingyunyiyankezhi；
dianmijinpoenan，ronghuafuguibuwenziming。
闻言，
luyunzhiqiyaoban，dandanxiaodao：
“自然是真的。”
ruguozaijifenzhongqian，tahaibuganrucilizhiqizhuangdehuida，dancike【tianjishentong】zaishou，tahuidadeneijiaoyigezhandingjietie。
caixukun‘qi’leyisheng：“nizheiyoudiankuazhangleba？”
“夸张？”
luyunyaoyaotou：“bububu，wozhishishihuashishuoeryi。”
还实话实说？
caixukunyanzhongfuxianyimobiyi，sixiaofeixiaodiwendao：“neigangcainikandaowomenguolai，weishenmeyaozhunbeishoushidongxipaolu，nandaobushixinxule？”
“wohecengzhunbeilikaile？”
luyunguzuoeranwendao：“wozhishijuededongxibaifangdebuheshi，shoushiyixiaeryi。”
yanjianluyun‘siyazizuiying’，caixukunyouxiebunai，zhijieshuodao：
“xing，jirannibuchengren，neijiujiwosuansuanba。”
tazhilezhipangbian，lengxiaodao：
“buguoshixianshengming，kandaomeiyou，sanbaimiwaijiushipaichusuo，ruguonisuandebuzhun，wolikejiuhuibaojingbanizhuajinqu，gaoniyigexuanchuanfengjianmixin，tingdaolema？”
luyunlianshanghaishiyifufengdanyunqingdebiaoqing，sihaobuweisuodong：
“xing，buzhinixiangsuanshenme？”