第三章:请你坐公交车

chenxiaodaojiandaoyanqianderenyehengaoxing,danshihenkuaishuodao:“huazi,bushijiaoniyigerenlaima?zenmehaidailezheimeduoren?”

shuzhedabeitoudehuazizhaixiamojingshuo:“daogenishuoniyounanshier,xiongdinengfangxinma?”

ranhoutayouzhizhewangdecaiyizhongrenshuo:“jiushizheixierenweinandaogeba!”

chenxiaodaodandandeshuo:“zheishiwomeifu,taxiangdanisaozidezhuyi。”

huaziyiting,zaikanlekanwangdecaidejieqinduiwu,limajiubashiqingmingbaileqifen。

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taxinzhongdadinglezheigexiangfa,zhijiejifengdeshuo:“yoyoyo,chenxiaodaoninalizhaodeyiqunqunyanlaichengchangzi,hefanqiannibuxintengma?”

ranerxiayike,huazizhijieshangqianyibazhangshandaolewangdecailianshang,ranhoulishengshuodao:“guixia!”

wangdecaiwanquanbeishanmengle,tashenhoudexiaodixiangyaobangtachutou,danshihuazidailaidebaobiaomashangweileshanglai,tamengegerengaomada,wanquanbuxiangshiqunyan,fandaoshixiangzhiyedashou。

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“daoge,zheixiaozitaichangkuangle,bujitayidianjiaoxuntabuhuizhangjixingde。”

“buyongle,talaodieshidingshengjituandongshizhang,nizhijierangtajialipochansuanle,zheiyangtajiunengjiyibeizi。”chenxiaodaosuiyideshuodao。

wangdecaizaiyibiantingzhezheihuaqijifanxiao,tajialidedingshengjituankeshiguoneiwubaiqiangzhiyi,zongzichanjishiyi,zheiqunyanyuanshuorangpochanjiupochan?

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wangdecaipaizheshou:“yan,jixuyan!”

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“laikanzhe,zheishinijialidezichan,woyaonikanzhetazhengfadaijin!”tabashoujicoudaolewangdecaimianqian。

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danshihuazideshengyinlenglengdeconghoumianchuanlai:“xiangzoujiuzou,zhaohudoubudayigema?”

ranhoutaduizhechenxiaodaoshuo:“daoge,renwobuda,chewokeyijitazaleba?”

chenxiaodaodiandiantou:“zheigekeyi。”

yushihuazidashouyihui,baobiaomenzhijiechongleshangqu,tamenxizhuanglidoushichuaizhejiahuode,duizhejieshangyizhangliudebenchibaomajiukaishizaleqilai。

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chenxiaodaozheicailaidaowangdecaimianqian,pailepaitadelianshuo:

“decai,wokanzainishiwomeifudefenshang,jiuburangnizouhuiqule,wozhishigesongwaimaide,qingbuqinimenzuochuzu,zheiliyoujikuaiqianlingchao,mafannimenjiyixiagongjiao。”

shuowan,tajiucongdoulitaochuyibalingchao,doushipingshiqumaicaizhaodelingqian,mianzhizuidabuchaoguoyikuai,ranhouyibasaidaolewangdecaihuaili。

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“daoge,nandejianyimian,woquyangchengzuihaodejiudianjinihesaozisheyan!”

chenxiaodaoyaoyaotou:“waimiandefannayoujialidehaochi,nimofeishixianqiwojiaxiaole?”

huaziganmangbaibaishou:“nalinali,womenlianggeshangqubianshi。”

chenxiaodaongleyisheng,ranhouzhizheneixiebaobiaoshuo:“zheixiexiaoxiongdiyexinkule,nianpaitamenqudajiudianchiba,womenqujiali。”

zhouweidebaobiaodaoshiyouxieshouchongruojing,zaitamenyanlizheiweihuazidouyaohandaogededalao,jingranhuiguanxintamenzheiqunxiaodi。

huazitingjianchenxiaodaozheimeshuo,bujingankaidao:“guoranhaishiwodaoge,wozuipeifudejiushinizheidian,buguanduirenherendouyilixiangdai。”

ranhoutaduizheyizhongbaobiaoshuo:“haibukuaixiexiedaoge!”

“xiedaoge!”sanshiduogerenyiqijugongshuodao。

“haole,haolekuaishangquba。”chenxiaodaozhuanshenbahuazilingjinlexiaoqu,yirudangnianbatalingjinduchangyiban。

zheizhongganjuerangtahuiyiqilehehuazidewangshi。

liunianzhiqian,dangshicaiganggangshibasuidechenxiaodaolaidaoducheng,yixinzhengdao。

danyeyemeiyoujitarenhebenqian,taxialechejiuzhiyouyibaikuaiqianle,ertianseyijinghenwan。

wunaizhixia,chenxiaodaozhiyouquhaocheng“laogeshengdi”desanhejieshuilegejiebiantongpu。

tazhengshizaineiliyujiandehuazi,dangshidetahaishigeshudeyifenqianbushengdepujie,shuizaidajieshang,kuaiyaoesi。

chenxiaodaoburenxinkanzhezheimeyigenianqingrenbeihuohuoesi,nachuzijijinshengdeyidianqian,jihuazimaileyiwandanchaofan。

yifanzhien,ranghuazimingjizhongsheng。

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diertian,chenxiaodaodaizhesigexiaodijinleduchang,wugerenjiaqilaizhiyouerbaikuaiqian。

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chenxiaodaocaihuiyidaoyiban,liangrenjiudaoletadejiamenkou,chenxiaodaoqiaoleqiaomen:“laopo,wohuilaile。”