【yudinghaiwan】shibenshidangcizuigaodejiudian，yebuzhidaoshinagenvrenzheimeyoufuqihaiyanxia，lianxiehuainingdoukanbushang。
benlaichangbushixiehuainingzhaolerenlaigande，danshitashilianlexinqingbuhao，feiyaowoyelaidanggeyuanzhong。
jiushitabuhaoguoyejueduibunengrangwohaoguo。
danshiyebingfeiquanranmeiyouyiwaide。
xiehuainingzhaodechangbujuranshiwoxuezhanggongzuoshide。
wozhenghengchihengchixianggelaohuangniubanwangdatinglibanjiushuideshihou，qianmianturanshenchulaiyishuangshoubei，jiangwoshenshangdabandefudandaizoule。
“xiexie，xiexie，xue。。。xuezhang？！”
xuezhangxiaorongmanmian，duanzhejiushuiyuwobingjiantongxing。
wofashi，wobingfeiyouyizhenjing，danshixuezhangzheiliangniankenengbuzhidaochileshenmepaizidejiaomu。
足足发成了两倍大。
wodezhenjingbushizhenjingyutayiwaizhongfeng，ershizhenjingweihebierenyubaiyueguangjianmiandoushiyiyanwannian。
erdaowozheilijiushiyiyanwangbudaobian？
“xuezhangzuijinfazhandebucuoa。”
woshuoni，tianzhijiaozixiashentanjiwofabuqingbuchudesixin，wohaiyiweiwoshilaiyunzhuan。
meixiangdaoshiwomeixiangdaoa。
danxuezhanghaishineigexuezhang。
tayijiugaogaozaishang，youyizhongguofendemizhizixin。
“chaochao，meixiangdaonijuranzaizheiligongzuo。”
“dangshishangxueshinijiulvexianyuben，zhishihaodaiyeshiadachulaideren，zenmejiuzaijiudianzuoyigexiaoxiaofuwushengni？”
“suiran【yuding】suanshibenshizuihaodejiudian，danzaizheilinagongzi，shuopotiannengnaduoshao。”
“chaochao，wozuotiangennishuodeshiernikaolvkaolv，genzhewo，wozuiqimabuhuirangnishouzheizhongku。”
tashangzuichunpengxiazuichun，sihaochuanxidoumeiyou，wanquanbujiwochahuadejihui。
wobianzaihuiyitazuotianjiwofadeneitiaowohuidoumeihuideweixin。
他发的什么来着？
“chaochao，duidaiganqingyaoshizhongruyi，wojiuzhidaonijianguowohoujiuzainanyudaogengyouxiudenanshengle。”
“zheiyangba，kanzainiyeanlianlewoneimejiudemianzishang，woxianzaiyedanshen，woyuanyijinizheigejihui。”
“chaochao，wotongyigennihuijiajianshushuayi。”
dangshiwodexinqingjiuxiangchileshiyiyangyanbuxiaqutubuchulai，bushangbuxiarugengzaihou。
yuanlaitayizhidouzhidaowoxihuanta，queyizhizhuanglongzuoyalisuodangrandixiangshouzhewoduitadehao，ranhoushibushihaiyaojiekaiwodeshangbasayibayan。
xiangdaozheili，wolimakaikoufanbo。
“buhuirangwoshouku？shixiangrangwogenzheniyiqibianchengfamianmantouma？”
“wofaxianyouxierenxinyanerbudaliantingda。”
“xieshiqingnilaibuzhichangdishirangnilaitanqingshuoailaile？”
shenmingxinlianseyuelaiyuenankan，tajiangjiushuiwangdishangyifang，shoujiuchaowozhileguolai。
“你你你。。。”
haimeishenguolaitadeshoujiubeirenyonggebofukai，shixiehuaining。
taweiweizhouzhemei，kanshenmingxindemuguangxiangkanyituolaji。
“wodaoshibuzhidaosuchaochaozaiwoxieshishangban，shishouleshenmekule。”
woduozaijiaoluoli，toutoutaochushouji。
laoniangwushafengshen：“woshouhuizaoshangshuodehua。”
bizui：“youpizhijiefang。”
laoniangwushafengshen：“wofaxianwomenlaobanhaishihenyoukequzhichude。”
bizui：“zhankaishuoshuo。”
laoniangwushafengshen：“suirantadushe、zida、xiaoxinyan、haiaikougongzi。。。”
bizui：“ting，zhijieshuoyoudian。”
laoniangwushafengshen：“danshitahaoshuaia。”
bizui：“jiuzheiyigeyoudian？”
laoniangwushafengshen：“nidongshenme，jiulianshenmingxinneizhongxiaocaojibiechulexiaomencailiangnianjiubeicuomodecanburendu，womenlaobanzheizhongjianzhixiyouwuzhonghaobuhao。”
bizui：“xihuanjiushang！”
wodaoshixiang，danshilaobanxinyousuoshu，womenliangweiyidebutongyubierendedianjiushiwoliangyousirenweixin。
danshibeidaohaozeiyichanhe，zheidianzibutongyemeile。
wokanxiangxiehuainingyushenmingxingoutongxijiedebeiying，bumianyouxiezibei。
woyaoshizhendenenggentayoudianshenmedehua，liangnianqianyejiubuzhiyuquanxuquanweidicongtajialikaile。
yigenvrenhechengyitanlannizhudongtiezainishenshang，nidouwudongyuzhong，yaomeshizheigenvrentaimeiyouxiyinli，yaomejiushinibuxing。
等等，不行？