情绪兑换系统,我在四合院搞事第12章

zhangshaodeziranshigangbeifangchulai、biezheyiduzihuodeshazhu。tayelandeyongxin,jiashangjiazhangshijideyusuanshaodekelian,maideroushiroutanshangkuaibianweidecaotourou(zhujingrou,linbaduo,pinzhicha),yushisilebuzhiduojiu、yanjingdouhunzhuodechouyu,shucaiquanshifanianfahuangdelancaiyezi!youyanjiangcuyeshinengshengzesheng。

jizhuo“doufufan”baizaizhongyuan,neiweidao…hunhezheliezhiyoudehalawei、chouyudexingsaowei、lancaidetuxingwei,haimeikaixijiurangrendaoweikou。danaiyuqingmian,shoulefenziqiandezhuhumenhaishiyingzhetoupizuolexialai。

yizhonghaizuowei“zhushiren”,qiangrenzhebushi,jianglejijuchangmianhua。liuhaizhongduanzhejiazi,xiangzhengxingdijialeyikuaizinianhuanggua。yanbuguizefahui“suanji”bense,zhuantiaoneikanzheshaoweishunyandiandefeiroupianjia。xudamaopiezhezui,zhibalalejilihuashengmi。shazhugengshiheizhelian,dunzaichufangmenkouchouyan,zijichaodecaizijidouxianexin。

xijianqifenyayiyouganga。jiazhangshiyibianjiaku,yibianyanjingdiliuliudizhuan,dingzhezhuoshangderou,shengpabierenchiduole。qinhuairubaozhehaizi,mamudizuozhe。

raner,zheidunjizhikoumen、shicailiezhidesangyan,henkuaijiuzhanxianchuletakepadeweili!

开席不到半小时…

“aiyo!woduzi…woduzizenmeningzheteng?”yanbuguidiyigeganjuebudui,liansefabai,wuzheduzi。

“si…wo…woye…”pangbianyigelinjuyezhouqilemeitou。

“pu——!”yishengqingxixiangliang、daizheyiweidebuhexieyin,buzhicongnagejiaoluoxiangqi。

jinjiezhe,rutongdianranledaohuosuo!

“aiyouwei!buxingle!biebuzhule!”

“wodetian!cesuo!cesuo!”

“rangrang!kuairangrang!yaochulaile!”

zhongyuanshunjianluanchengyiguozhou!gangcaihaiqiangzhuangzhendingdezhuhumen,cikegegelianseshabai,wuzheduzi,jiazhetui,zhengxiankonghoudichaozheyuanlidegonggongcesuokuangben!yishijian,aihaosheng、benpaosheng、pixiangsheng、zhuangmenshengciqibifu!gonggongcesuomenkoupaiqilezhanglong,limiangengshi“paohuoliantian”,chouqixuntian!

yizhonghaiqiangrenzhefuzhongfanjiangdaohai,liandoubiezile,haideweichixingxiang,duizheluanpaoderenqundihou:“chenghetitong!dou…douzhuyidian!”huameishuowan,tazijiyeganjueyiguhonghuangzhilijijiangpoguanerchu,lianmangjiajinshuangtui,etoulenghanzhimao。

liuhaizhongbenxiangxunchi,danduziyizhenjiaotong,rangtabahuayanlehuiqu,liansetieqingdijiarule“chongfeng”deduiwu。

xudamaofanyingzuikuai,diyigechongjincesuozhanlegekeng,zailimianxingzailehuodihan:“aiyouwei!jiajiazheiximian,zhenshigoujingera!chilezhijiesongrenzou!dongxuxiongdi,nizheisongxingfangoubiezhia!”【qingxuzhi+30(xudamao:xingzailehuo/duziteng)】

shazhuzaichufangmenkou,kanzhezheibinghuangmaluandechangmian,wenzhekongqizhongmimandeyiyangqiwei,lianheidexiangguodi,henhencuileyikou:“pei!huogai!rangnimenchi!jialaopozimaideshenmelanwanyier!”

jiazhangshiheqinhuairuyeshayanle,kanzheyipianlangjiedeximianheaihongbianyedelinju,lianshang**lade,youqiyousao。banggengdaoshimeizenmechi,duoguoyijie,kanzhedarenmenlangbeideyangzi,haiyoudianmengdongdehaoqi。

zheichangyouliezhishicaiyinfadequanyuancuanxishijian,chenglejiadongxusangshishangzui“nongmozhongcai”yezuilingrenzuooude“songbieli”。jiajiademingshenghejiazhangshidekoumen,yechedichenglequanyuandexiaobinghetanzi。er“jiajiaximian”yecongcichenglesiheyuanyigelingrenwenfengsangdandejinjici。

【qingxuzhifengkuangshouge:cuanxizhuhumen(jidutongku/diulian/yuanhenjiajia)+200dian,yizhonghai(biequ/diulian)+40,liuhaizhong(tongyangbiequ/diulian)+35,jiazhangshi(xiufen/yuanhen)+50,qinhuairu(xiuchi/juewang)+30】

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sangshibanwan,rensibunengfusheng,danhuorenhaiyaochifan。

jiadongxusile,jiajiashiquleweiyidejingjilaiyuan。qinhuairudinggang?tameijishu,zhinengzuozuidicengdexuetugong,gongzididekelian,genbenyangbuhuoyidajiazi。fuxujin,chenglejiajiahuoxiaqudeweiyizhiwang。

jiazhangshidepolahetanlan,zaishiquleerzizheige“jiasuo”hou,chedibaofale!

tabuzaimanzuyujiedaobanhechanglianguidingfafangdeneidianweibofuxu。tarenwei,erzishisizaiyagangchang,shichanglihaisiletaerzi!changlibixupei!peiyidabiqian!goutayanglao,goutayangsunzi!

yushi,jiazhangshishichuletadezhongjiwuqi——nao!

tapitousanfa,chuanzheyishenzangxixidexiaofu,rutongyikerenxingzhadan,zhijiechongjinlehongxingyagangchangdechangbubangonglou!

“tianshadeyagangchang!haiwoerziminglaia!”qilidekuhaoxiangcheloudao。

“nimenzheixieheixingandelingdao!chirenbutugutoudezibenjia!woerzijinimenmaiming,huohuobeijiqiyasilea!nimenjiujineimedianqian,shixiangesiwomenguerguamuma?!”

“meitianlia!meifahuolea!lingdaobuchulai,wojintianjiuzhuangsizaizheimenkou!rangquanchangderendoukankan,nimenshizenmebisilieshijiashude!”(tazidongbaerzibagaodaole“lieshi”cengmian)

taduzaichangzhangbangongshimenkou,youkuyounao,youdayougun。bitiyanleihuleyilian,paidazhemenban,yongtouzhuangqiang(dangrankongzhilelidao),shengyinsiyaquechuantoulijiqiang。tashenzhibuzhicongnalinonglaiyitahuangzhiqian,zailoudaolishaoleqilai!yishijian,nongyangungun,zhihuifeiyang,kuhaozhentian,bageyansudechangbujiaodewuyanzhangqi,jiquanbuning!

changlingdaomenjiaotoulane。jiangdaoli?jiazhangshigenbenbuting,zhihuihaokuzhouma。jiangzhengce?tabawenjiansidefensui!baoweikederenxiangbatajiazou?taliketangzaidishangdagun,dahan“darenle!yagangchangdasirenle!”yinlaiwushugongrenweiguan,yingxiangjiqielie。

gengyaomingdeshi,jiazhangshibuzhicongnaerxuelaide,kaishihanyixiejiqimingan、shanggangshangxiandekouhao:“guanliaozhuyihaisiren!”“zibenjiaboxuegongrenxuehan!”“bujiejuewodewenti,wojiuqushiligao!qubjgao!”

zheixiehua,zaidangshidebeijingxia,shashanglijuda!changlingdaomenlenghandouxialaile。zheishiyaoshinaodale,tongshangqu,tamenchibuledouzhezou!weilejinkuaipingxishiduan,xiaochuelieyingxiang,changlingdaomenzhinengniezhebizi,zaizhengceyunxudefanweinei,zuidaxiandudi“linghuochuli”。

zuizhong,zaijiazhangshisapodagun、yisixiangbi、waijia“mingankouhao”delunfanhongzhaxia,yagangchanglingdaoqufule。tamenbujinanzhaozuigaobiaozhunfafanglegongshangsiwangfuxujin(xiangdangyujiadongxu36geyuegongzi),ewaihaiyi“kunnanbuzhu”、“rendaoguanhuai”dengmingmu,duopileyibikeguandefeiyong!jiaqilai,yuanyuanchaochuleguidingbiaozhun!

dangjiazhangshizuanzheneizhangshueyuanchaoyuqidecundan,zouchuchangbudaloushi,lianshangnahaiyoubandianbeishang?zhiyoutanlanmanzudechaohongheyisideyi!tashenzhijuede,erzizheiming,maide…zhile!

【qingxuzhi+100(jiazhangshi:tanlanmanzu/deyi)】

xiaoxichuanhuisiheyuan,zhuhumenfanyinggeyi。

yizhonghaisonglekouqi,zhishaojiajiazanshibuhuiesi,yeshaolegenaotadeyoutou,dankanzhejiazhangshineifuzuilian,xinliyedudehuang。

liuhaizhongpiepiezui:“pofu!wulai!”

yanbuguizefeikuaidibolazhesuanpan:“ze,peilezheimeduo?goumaiduoshaojinbaimianle…”yuqidaizheyisibuyichajuedejidu。

xudamaozechixiao:“zheijialaopozi,suanshibasapodagundebenshiyongdaojizhile!yihousheihaiganre?”

qinhuairunazheneibiqian,xinzhongquemeiyouduoshaoxiyue,zhiyouchendiandiandeyalihemangran。zhangfuyongminghuanlaideqian…tanengshouzhuma?nengyanghuozheiyijialaoxiaoma?poponeitanlandeyangzi,rangtagandaoshenshendebuan。

erliguoqing,zhanzaichuangqian,kanzhezhongyuanjiazhangshinazhecundanxianglinjuxuanyao(kuqiong)dechoulouzuilian,yanshenbingleng。zheibidaixuedefuxujin,yijijiazhangshineibianbenjialidetanlanhehaowudixiandepola,jiuxiangyikedidazuoxiangdedingshizhadan,maizailezheiyufaniuqudesiheyuanzhizhong。tayugandao,gengdademafan,henkuaijiuyaozhaoshangmenlaile。jiazhangshichangdaole“nao”detiantou,xiayigemubiao,huishishei?longlaotaidejihen,yizhonghaidebugan,shifouhuiyujiajiadetanlanheliu?

fengbao,congweitingxie,zhishizaijixuzhegengkongbudeliliang。