第2章 不爽(1530字)

jishishizheiyang,danqinfanhaishirenleren,qiangxingxiaolianzheshuodao:“jiumazaima?wozhendezhaotayoushi。”

zhangxiaojingjiweigaoaohelengmodekanzheqinfan,yaoyaotou。

“tazaibangongshili,qubaquba。”

“zhenshikumingdehaizi,haiburusidele,zhongxintoutaihou,zhaogexiangwomazheiyangdedangmacaixing。”

huangtaoyesuishengbunaifandefuhezhehandao:“kuaigunkuaigun,kandaozheifudaomeiyang,biechuanranjiwomen!”

zhangxiaojingcongxiaojiuzheiyifugaobukepanbukeyishidemoyang,zhishimeixiangdaoshidaorujin,renxinxianeshitaiyanliang,jingrandangzhehuangtaozheigewairendemian,zheiyangshuluota。

biaoge?biaomei?hehe,jiushiyigexiaohua。

diaozhenghaoqingxu,qinfantuikailemoufangjiandedamen。

yinianjizaisishisuichutoudenvren,zhengditouchakanzhejiudianjingyingdecaiwubaobiao。

shangbanshenchuanzhedixiongxizhuang,zhangzhangdetoufapanqi,yongyinsedejingmeifakaxiangqian,xianxianyushou,neiguanghuaxinendepifu,shenzhiershiduosuideshaonv,kandaodouyouxiezikuiburu。

fangfosuiyuemeiyouzaizheisishiduosuidenvrenshenshangliuxiataiduodehenji。

zhishineilianshang,quexiandelvexiankebohelengku。

“gun!budongdeqiaomenma!”

qinfanganggangqianjiaotarumennei,jiubeinvrenwuqingdechihelechuqu。

“jiuma,shiwoa,xiaofan。”

qinfantuihuimenkou,qishouqingqingqiaoleqiaomen,jiweibeiweidedayishengzhaohu。

nvrentaiqitou,xiemeilengmudekanleqinfanyiyan,jixuditouchakancaiwubaobiao。

kanyangzi,meidasuankaikoushuohuadeyisi。

噗通!

qinfanyaoyiyaoyabeiweideshuangxiguidi,jilideyadizheshengyinshuodao:

“jiuma,qingninzaibangwomenxiongmeiliangyiciba。”

“yijingyoushihedegusuiyizhi,zhiyaoershiwuwan,zhiyaoershiwuwanjiunengjiuwomeimeideming!”

“jiuma,wokenqiunin,zaibangwoyici,wozheibeizigenninzuoniuzuomazuoshenmewodouyuanyi!”

nvrenlengxiaoleyisheng,ditoushenyuezheshouzhongdebaobiaowenjian,fangfomeiyoutingdaoqinfandesuqiu。

qinfandeyanleizaiyankuangzhongzhiliuliudedazhezhuan。

wuneng,weiqu,shenweiyigenanren,nahaiyoushenmedixian。

砰!砰!砰!

磕头!

qinfanshuangshouchengdi,etouyonglidechongjizhedimian,chaozhelengmodenvrenmengliedeketou。

yifenzhong,zuzuyifenzhong,nvrenzhongyufangxiashouzhongdewenjian,jiweimiaoshidewangyiyanqinfan。

tongshi,congchoutizhizhong,taochuyihuangpibaoguodedongxi,zhongzhongdeshuaizaiqinfandemianqian。

“biekele,kepoletoukebiezangwodediban!”

“zheipodongxishinifuqindangniandiyajiwode,shuoshishenmechuanjiazhibao,yingshengshengdecongwozheilipianzousanwankuaiqian。”

“nijiumawoyebushibujianglideren,rujinshengyibuhaozuo,nikankan,duoshaogelanzhang,qiannanzhengkedong?”

nvrenjuqishouzhongdecaiwuzhangben,shouzhiyonglidechuolechuo,congchoutizhongshuaichuyitazhanxindedachao。

yi、er,suijiconglimianchouchuliangzhangbaiyuandachao。

shuaizaiqinfandemianqian,nuchidao:“nigennifuqinyigedexing,bieshuojiumameijiujini!ershiwuwantiedingmeiyou,erbaikuaiqian,aiyaobuyao!”

qinfanshuangtuiguidi,zuichunweiweidedazhan,jiangneihuangbubaoguodedongxijianleqilai

“妈!”

zhangxiaojingchuangjinfangmen,dashengrangrangdao:“ma,wokanzhongyigebaobao,caisanshiduowan,jiqian!”

qinfandejiumacongpibaolitaochuyizhangka,“jiushizuotianzailvzhuanmaidianlikandema?bangwobaneikuanhuangjiazhixinyemaile,guoliangtianzhenghaoshizhengdongjituandeyipaihui,bixushanyao!”

qinfanqiangrenzhenuhuo,zuichunyaochulexianxue:“jiuma!ninbunengjiansibujiu!”

zhangxiaojingxieyanguaodezoudaoqinfandemianqian,dashengnuchidao:“qionggui,gunba!womanengjinierbaikuaiqianyijingsuanshirenzhiyijin,yebuxiangxiangzijishigeshenmedongxi!”

“erbaikuaiqianxianbugou?nibushixujiadeshangmennvxuma?tamenkebizanmenyouqianduole!”

“zhenshikelian,muqindeyixianaisile,fuqinbeichezhuangsile,meimeibaixuebingyegumozheyehuobuleduojiule,nishuonihuozhehaiyoushenmeyisi,siledele。”

“jiushi,siledele!nengkesiyijiaren,yesuanshiniubi”

“yebuzhidaozaodeshenmenie,bushiwoshuo,nineimeimeijiushiyigewenshen,zaosizaohao!niyeyiyang!”

“zhuzui!”qinfanyinrenlebantian,zhongjiukongzhibuzhuzijideqingxu,chedibaofale。

“nimendanganzaishuowomeimeiyiju,wojiugennimenpinle!”

zheiyangdeqinqi,haiyoushenmeqingmiankejiang,disanxiasirucifangqizunyandeqiutamenbangmang,jieguohuanlaidequeshilengchaorefeng,ningyuanhuajishiwanmaigebaobaoquejiansibujiu!

“hahaha!”qinfanlengxiaoyisheng,youxiefengdiandezhanqishenlai,shuangyanchongxuenushitamenmunvliang。

“zhenshichilexiongxinbaozidan,zoulanglijiukannizheixiaozibushuangle。”