第5章

chifanshi,linmuyoushijilengmenghanjiacai,youshishengtang。

lengmenghanquanchengguaiqiaodexianggebaobao,yizhishuo‘xiexieayi’。

“nishibushizaijianfeia,youxieshoue!nvhaizijiuyaoduochidian,nengchishifuni。”

“woerzichuyibucuo,nixiangchishenmejiurangtazuo,haiyoujiawuzheixiaoziyenashou!”

“womingtianhaiyoushi,chiwanfanjiuyaozou。guojitianzaishajizhijilaikanni。”

chiguowanfan,linmucongconglikai。

“妈,我送你。”

“wozheimedaderensheiyaonisong,haishiduopeipeixiaohan,nvrenhuaihaizikexinkule。”

“neiwosongnichumenkouba。”

“woyoubushizhaobudaochuqudemen,buyongniguan。”

tadeganjinhuiqu,bazheijianshigaosulaotouzi。

chiwanfan,lengmenghanjiufankun,xishuhoudaotoujiushui。

wu,haoxiangyoushenmeshiwanglegenlinfengshuo。

什么事来着?

daodi……shenme……shi……

linfengzai68tongcheng,anjiakedengappkanyoumeiyouheshidezhufang。

youqumoubao,moujing,mouxi,ma,mouhongshukankanyingeryongpin!

shenme《shenghaiziqian,zheixiedongxiyidingyaozhunbei》《shengchanqianruhedunhuo》《shengchanzhuyuanliebiao》dengdeng。

大数据帖子嗖嗖推!

linfengfanshenzuobiji,yingerbaobei,naiping,naifen,niaobushi,niaopian……

youqishinaifen,zheishibaobaochijinduzilide,dehaohaozhenxuan。

zhuanyandaoleshijian,linfengtingjianwaimianyoudongjing。

zheigedianlinfujiranmeidadianhua,dagaishibuhuidale。

“wo,woele,zhaozhaokanyoushenmechide。”

“wojinizhudianshuijiaoba,youbaicaizhurouxianhesanxianxianer,chinage?”

“doukeyide,wochixiaobanwanjiuhao。”

lengmenghantuozhesaikanzhelinfengzaichufangmangliudeshenying,zuijiaobuyoudeluchuweixiao。

huaiyunchuqi,tajiuchuxianoutu,duijingshenyijuebuzhendeqingkuang。

tayecaiceguozijihuibuhuishihuaiyunle,huangkongbuandexiangqutaobi,buduananweiziji。

ruguozhendehuaiyunle,tayaobuyaoquzhaohaizideshengfu。

tashigeshenmeyangderen?bingxingruhe?huiyoushenmexiangfa?

zhidao,mianlinzhenxiangneiyike。

她才彻底慌了。

linfengjiuxiangyizhenqiangxiaodezhendingji。

congyiyuanjianmianneitiankaishi,jiangtadeyantanjuzhikanzaiyanli。

tawendingdeqingxuyechuanranleta。

xianzaibujinmeiyououtudezhengzhuang,chifanxiangxiangde,shuijuexiangxiang,jingshenzhuangtaihenhao。

“haole,jinizuoleyifenzhanliao,buzhidaohebuheniweikou。”

“zhiyouwode,meiyounidema?”

“我不饿。”

lengmenghanyishaoyishaoxiaokouchizhe,jinkenengdezailinfengmianqianzhanxianchuzijiyouyadeyimian。

“woshibushidaraodaonixiuxile?”

“meiyou,benlaiwoyemeishuizhe。”

linfengturanxiangdaogeshi,jinwunachuyizhangzhifanglengmenghangenqian。

“zheishiwomenyaojibaobaomen,haiyounishengchanshidundehuo,nikanyixia。”

冷梦娢愣了一下问。

“niwanshangjiushizainongzheige?”

“diyicizuobabameishenmejingyan,doushiwozaiwangshangkandetiezi。”

lengmenghanneixinchudong,xiangxinlinfengyihouyidingshiweihaobaba。

“zheixieshiwangshangmai,haishishitidianmai?”

linfengxianglexiang,“shitidianmaiba,nengkanjianshiwu。”

lengmenghanmeiyijian,“dengwonatianmeike,womenyiqiqumai。”

diertian,liangrendouyouke。

yiqichumen,diantiguanshangneiyike。

“e^,dengdeng,dengyixia!”

jiukanjiandayixuemeicongcongpaojindianti,lianliandaoxie。

dangkanjianlinfenghelengmenghanshi,talengleyixia。

“冷老师,你好。”

lengmenghanshixuexiaofengyunrenwu。

cengjingpingjiemoutongxueshangchuandeyizhangshangkezhaopian,zaiwangshangyinqilebuxiaoderedu。

dangchu‘kankanrenjiadelaoshi,zaikankanwodelaoshi’yinfalebushaozheileideliuliang。

chumenzaiwai,lengmenghanyaoshenyibian,youhuifuchengleneiweigaolengnvshen。

“你好。”

dayixuemeixiaoyingyingdewenlinfeng。

“jintianyeshilaisongwaimaide?”

linfengxiaoleyixia,meishuohuafangfodaibiaolemoren。

zheishi,yourenbanjiaju,dagaishibanjia。

linfengbudongshengsedejianglengmenghanhuzaishenhou,tixingduifangxiaoxindian。

niutou,jiandayixuemeiyanjingliangliangjingjingdechaotamenkanlai,ranglinfengyitouwushui。

ruguotazhidao,jiuhuimingbai。

zheiyanshenjiushi:kedaole!

qishizhan,linfengaizhelengmenghanzuo,junnanmeinvyinqibushaorendezhuyi。

“zhongwuxiangchishenme?dengwosongwaiwaimaijiuqumaicai。”

“doukeyi,wobutiaoshi。”

“houtian,jidewomenyaoquyiyuanzuochanjian,haiyoujiandangdeshie。”

“houtiana,nibushuowodouwangjile。”

“wangjimeishi,wodoujizheni。”

shangcilengmenghanchulai,yishengjitaleyifenjianchabiaoge,shenmeshihouzuoshenmejiancha。

haitiexindegaosuta,xiacijianchashishenmeshihou。

“xiaciwomenhaiyaoqujiandang。”

lianggerenaizhezuo,mianshangshiquanchengwujiaoliu,shijishangvxliaofeiqi。

daozhanhou,linfengzhanqishendenglengmenghan,xiaditieshihaiqingshengdingzhutamandian。

zheiyiqie,doubeidayixuemeijikanzaiyanli。

dangtian,xuexiaoluntanyouzheimeyipianbuqiyandetiezi。

【wokelexuexiaoyidui,wanquanbuxianggandeliangrencp!】

【ruguoshizhende,xuexiaoluntangujidouyaozhale。】

“zale,niyaonashouliudanzhalea?”

“ye,nengbaxuexiaoluntanjiganzhalederen,zheigexinxiliangyoudiandae。”

“wutuwuzhenxiang,zhikaocai,sheizhidao?”

“tanpaile,shiwo!wohelengnvshendeshi,manbuzhule!”

“tanpaile,shiwo!wohexiaohuadeshi,manbuzhule!”

“duibuqi,wohelengnvshenyougehaizi!”

“loushangde,cpkeyilengmen,danshibunengxiemen!”

“wobahuafangzaizheilile,kendingshishishengzhijiandegushi!dejing。”

“duibuqi,wohexiaozhangshixiongdi,shishihourangnimenzhidaole!”

“zaizuodemeigeren,doushiwodedidi!haha……”

最后,楼越来越歪!

xiaoshuo《gangdaxuebiye,worangnvshenlaoshixiuchanjia》di5zhangshidujieshu。