第1章 悲催的赘婿

“bentingxuanpan,beigaorenyeqing,yinyishubujing,zhishiyuangaoshilanbingqingjiazhong,youjianyushuangfangtingxiahejiechenggong,chufabeigaorenyeqingpeifuyuangaowangyuanwushiwanyuanzhengdaxiabi!”

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“nizheigebaijiawanyi,haibuganjinzou,zhanzaizheilibuxiandiurena?”

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“我……”

叶擎苦笑不已……

shuolai,kenenghenduorenbuhuixiangxin,yanqiandezheiduidaxiaomeinv,qishizhengshiyeqingdeqizisuxinerheyuemuzhuna,zhishi,zheiliangweisihudoubuzenmedaijianta……

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yeqinggenzheliangrenchulefatingdedamen,zhengxianggenzheshangche,jieguoyuemudarenzhijiehuitou,chongzheyeqingnuma。

“zheiliushiwanwohuihaijinide!”yeqingqiangrenzheyiquanchongguoqudenuqi……

jiehunliangnianlai,tabuzhidaoshouleduoshaozhangmuniangdeyuanwangqi……

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zhunayibabayeqingtuidaoyibian,suihouyeqingjiuzheimeyankanzheliangrenzuoshangneidahongsedeaodia7liqu,zhishengxiatayigerenzhanzaifatingmenkou……

“ma,ninburangtazuoche,tazenmehuiqua?”cheshang,suxinerkanxiangfujiashidemuqin……

“rangtadache!zheigemeiyongdefeiwu,chulebaijiahaishibaijia,meineigebenshi,xueshenmezhibingjiuren?xianzailianxiaoxueshengdouzhidao,tangzaidishangderenfubude,tapianpianbuxinzheigexie,haijirenjiawanshenmezhenjiu,zheixiakedaohaole,liushiwanjiuzheimepeilechuqu,tayoumeishenmeqian,haibudewomenjiachu?”

“liushiwan,qimagouwozuoshijicilian,dashangsangeyuedemajiangle,zheigebaijiawanyi,mingtiannijiuquhetalihun!”zhunaqidehunshenqifubuding……

“tashenshanghaoxiangmeiqiande……”suxinerzhoumeidao。

“meiqianjiuzouzhehuilai,yigefeiwu,sizaiwaimiangenghao,zhenshibuzhidaoniyeyedaodichoudenamenzifeng,feiyaonijiajita,kankantajinruwomenjiazheiliangnian,jiwomenreleduoshaoshi?”

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“lihun,bixuyaolihun!”zhunameihaoqidao。

“lihun?ma,zheigehaishiyihouzaishuoba……”suxinerwenyanmeitouyizhou,qingqingyaotou……

shuozheihuadetongshi,suxinernaohailixiangdaoleyeqing,xiangdaoletamendangchuzaiyeyedeanpaixiajielehun,jieguozheigebuzhidaocongnamaochulaidexiangbalao,juranbuxianghezijitongfang……

suxinerqingxingdetongshi,yeyoudianrenbuzhuxiangmaniang……

她长得不漂亮吗?

她的身材不够好吗?

zhuitaderenkeyicongbanlipaiduidaoxuexiaodamenkou!

keshizheijiahuo,xinhunzhiyejuranzaichuangshangdazuoyizhengwan……

laoniangdoujiehunliangnianle,haidushoukongfang,yaobushikanzheijiahuomeiyoushenmejiaoji,suxinershenzhiyanzhonghuaiyi,tashibushiyouduanxiuzhipi……

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“xingle,butijiubuti,nizheigesiyatou,haiyaohuiqujieta?niheyangguangjituanzhufuzongyuedeshijianjiukuaidaolea……”zhunayumendao。

话分两头……

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shibasuineinian,tabeisulaoyezijidaixialeshan。

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sheizhidao,yeqingxiashanzhihoudediyijianshijiushijiehun,hesuxinerjiehun……