lunyishangdeliwanqingmingxianshoudaolejinghe，miansejingkong，zuibalizhizhiwuwudebuzhidaozaijiangxieshenme。
“heihei，xiaomeinv，wolaile。”
jiuzaiwuyagedeshougangyaochupengdaoliwanqingdeshihou。
啪！
xiaochenhanranchushou，yibazhuazhulewuyadeshou，zhoumeidao：“wodenvrenniyegandong？dangwobucunzaima！”
“nishishei？”wuyagemingxianyileng，meixiangdaoyanqianzheigebuqiyandenanren，huihuaitahaoshi。
“wojiaoxiaochen，shiliwanqingdelaogong。”xiaochendandandao。
“woqu，yuanlainijiushixiaochena，yigelongshanshichulemingdefeiwuyegangenyejiaoban？nixiaozizhaodashiba？”
“xianzaijiniyigejihui，banilaopojiwobeidaojiudian，kaihaofang，yejintianjiufangniyima。”
“budanruci，yehaihuijianglinixianchangguankanwogennilaopodedongzuoxi，shibushihen**a？hahahaha。”
wuyagemanzuiwuyanhuiyu，chaofengzheyanqiandexiaochen。
tadeyixihuagengshiredepangbiandexiaohunhunfangsidaxiao。
“gouzuilitubuchuxiangya，zhaoda！”
xiaochenyiquanchaozhewuyagedaqu。
嘭！
wuyagebeixiaochenyiquandazhong，zhigandaoxinkouyiteng，likefeichuqushijimiyuan，henhendizazaileqiangbishang，hunshengutouduanlehaojigen。
噗。
wuyagetuchuyikouxianxue，yanlilveguoyisijingya，meixiangdaoxiaochenzheigefeiwuchushoujingranzheimehenla。
“chouxiaozi，nigandawo？”wuyageyaoyadao。
yipangdexuguifangmanliandehaipa，jimangquandao:“xiaochen，nibiechongdong，wuyagezaizheiyikuaihenyoushili，zanmenjiarebuqide。”
“ma，youwozai，meiyourenganqifunihewanqing。”xiaochenshuodao。
“xiongdimen，jiwoshang，feilezheigechouxiaozi。”wuyagezhaohuyisheng。
dedaozhilinghou，shijigexiaohunhunjuzhekandaochaozhexiaochenpuqu。
kanzhechongshanglaidexiaohunhun，xiaochenlenglengyixiao，“yiqunlouyi，yeganzaiwomianqianyaowuyangwei？jianzhiyuchun！”
啪啪啪。
砰砰砰。
xiaochendeshuangquanhuaweiwushudaoxuying，genxiaohunhunjizhanzaiyiqi，budaoyifenzhongdeshijian，shijimingxiaohunhunyijingquanbubeixiaochenliaodaozaidi，wuzheduzibaozhetouaihaobuduan。
“jintianwoganghuijiabuxiangsharen，ruguonimenzaiganlailijiazaoci，wobujieyitongtongsongnimenxiadiyu。”
xiaochenmuluhanguang，zhenggerendeqishituranyizhang，rangzhouweidekongqishunjianbinglenglejifen。
wuyagedengrenkanzhexiaochen，turangandaoyisixinji。
lijiadefeiwunvxushenmeshihoubiandezheimekepale？
“hao...haoxiaozi，suannihen，zouzheqiao。”
wuyageliaoxiayijuhenhua，daizhezijidexiaodicongconglangbeilikai。
xuguifangyilianbukesiyidekanzhexiaochen，wendao：“xiaochen，nizheiwuniandoujinglileshenme？weishenmeshenshouzheimelihai。”
yiqian，xiaochenjiushilijiadeyigefeiwu，ruanruowuneng，beiweiruchentu，xianzaijuranbiandezheimenengdale，xuguifangfangfoyoudianburenshitale。
“ma，zheiwunianwozaiwaimiandanglebaoan，suoyiquanjiaogongfubixunchangrenlihaiyidian。”
wujixiandaodeshiqing，xiaochenbuxianggenxuguifangshuo，shuoletayebuxin，zhinengsaleyigeshanyidehuangyan。
“ai，nia，jiushichongdong，dalewuyage，tayidinghuibaofude，nizainengda，yedoubuguowuyagede，nizhidaoma？”xuguifangmaiyuandao。
“ma，wohuihaohaobaohunimende，tazaiganlaizhaomafan，wojiudaduantadetui。”xiaochenshuodao。
翌日。
xiaochentuizhelunyi，daizheliwanqingzouchujia，laidehebiandegongyuanshaitaiyang。
yangguangmingmei，qingfenghexu，kongqiqingxin，liwanqingcangbaidemiansesihuyeyouleyidianxuese。
“wanqing，woyidinghuizhihaonidebingde，zheishiwoduinidechengnuo。”xiaochenyilianlianaidikanzheliwanqing。
liwanqingsihutingdonglexiaochendehua，zuijiaoyangqiyisixiaoyi。
shijifenzhonghou，xiaochendaizheliwanqingzoudaoyikeliushuxia，zhunbeixiuxiyixia，zhishibuyuanchuliangdaoshenyingyinqiletadezhuyi。
yigeshenchuanguzhuangdebaiyinvzizhengduanzuozheshidengshangfuqin，qingshengyouyang，yindezhouweizhanmanlekanke，ernvhaidepangbianshiyigechuanzhetangzhuangdelaozhe，zhengzaidazhequan。
chuyuhaoqi，xiaochenlaidaojinqian，kanlaozhedaquan，tingnvzidanguzheng。
曲毕。
zhouweidekankefenfenguqilezhang。
baiyinvzixiandeshifenkaixin，weiweihanshouzhiyi。
zhishixiaochenweiweiyaotou，nannanziyudao：“zheiguzhengdande，jianzhijiushiyoueryuanshuiping。”
zhengyaozhuanshenlikaidexiaochen，zhijiebeibaiyinvzijiaozhule。
“wei，chouxiaozi，nikanbuqisheini！”
baiyinvziqishenzoudaoxiaochengenqian，zhoumeikanxiangta。
nvzishencailinglong，enaduozi，chuanzheguzhuangdaoyeyoujifenxianqi，suiranlianshangdaizhemiansha，dankeyiruoyinruoxiandekanjianwuguanjiweijingzhi。
zise，buzailiwanqingzhixia。
“nideqinshengyiban，laorendequanfayeyiban。”xiaochenzhiyanbuhui。
zaiwujixiandao，xiaochenzuoweishangguxianrendeguanmendizi，zuoxiayoushibaxiannvzhengriweitadanzouxianyinshenqu，suoyi，dangtatingdaobaiyinvziyanzoudeshihou，jianzhibunengruer。
“hunzhang，benguniangkeshiyinlexueyuanyanjiushengbiye，gudianyinledezaoyizaiquanguopaimingqianwu，nijuranshuowodanzoudeyiban？gouzuilitubuchuxiangya。”
baiyiyibeixiaochendehuaqideqiaoliantonghong，neixinshifenyumen。
“niyigeyouninanrendonggepideyinle，zhuangshenmea。”
“yigediaosijingranduiyinlexueyuandeyanjiushengzhishouhuajiao，zhenbuyaolian。”
“gankuaijizheiweiguniangdaoqian，yaoburanwomenjiuzouni。”
baiyiyizhangdehenpiaoliang，qizhiyouya，shihenduonanrenmengzhongdelixiangduixiang，xianzaixiaochenredaoleta，zhouweidenanxingdoufenfendabaobuping，chongdanghuhuashizhe。
“懒得理你们。”
zaiwujixiandaoxiuxingwunian，xiaochenzaoyixinrupanshi，chongrubujing，mianduiyanqianzheixiefanfusuzidezhize，tabingbushengqi。
“wanqing，zanmenzouba。”
xiaochentuizhelunyigangyaozou，turangandaohoubeiyizhenliangfengxilai，mengdiyihuitou，faxianbaiyiyidexiaofenquanchaozhetadalai。
“xiangzou？meineimerongyi，chibenguniangyiquan。”
zuoweifujiaqianjindaxiaojie，baiyiyihaishidiyicibeibierendangzhezhongrendemianwuru，suoyitaxiangjiaoxunjiaoxunxiaochen，bijingtayelianguojiniandetaiquandao，tayouxinxinnenggoubaxiaochendapaxia。
“哼！”
xiaochenlenghengyisheng，shenxingjisuxuanzhuan，raodaobaiyiyideshenhou，yibajiuzhutademaweibian，qingqingyizhuai，baiyiyiyixiazishuaidaozailedishang，xiandeshifenlangbei。
“wobudanvren，danshizheibingbudengyunikeyiduiwoweisuoyuwei。”xiaochenshuodao。
“你**！”
baiyiyibufu，qishenzaizhan。
xiaochenzhaixiajipianshuye，chaozhebaiyiyiqingqingyihui。
唰唰唰。
baiyiyitongkongyisuo，zhijianjipianshuyerutongfeibiaoyiyangshanzhehanguangfeixiangta。
“xiaoxin！”tangzhuanglaozhedaheyisheng，danweishiyiwan。
shuyelveguobaiyiyidexiufa，zhijiefeixiangyuanchudeshiqiang。
噗噗噗。
rouruandeshuyejingranzhijie**lejianyingdeshiqiangli。
erbaiyiyideyisixiufayemanmanhualuozaidishang。
一技出，惊四座！
zhouweigangganghaiduixiaochenchuyanbuxunderendaoxiyikouliangqi，manmantuihoujibu。
baiyiyitongyangyilianjingedekanzhexiaochen，huarongshise。
“ruoshinihaiganduiwobujing，diaozaidishangdejiushinidenaodai。”xiaochenmianwubiaoqingdishuodao。
tangzhuanglaozhejimangshangqianyibu，gongshoudao：“yuanlaishizongshilinshi，qingzongshishuzui。”