第6章:驱邪

liangjinlongdaxiaodao:“hahahaha,xiaochen,sunlaozheichashelideguwan,suibiannaqiyijianjiuzhibaiwanyishang,nijingrankanshangleyibalanchahu,zhenshikexiaoa。”

xiaochenbuzhikefou,kanxiangsunzhengde,wendao:“sunlao,nishoulidezheibachahukefougeaisongwo?”

sunzhengdeyanleyikoutuomo,shanshanyixiao:“xiaoxianshengzhenkeshigaorena,zhishizheichahuduiwoeryanshifenzhengui,suoyibunengzengyuxiaoxianshengle,qingninhaihan。”

yitingzheihua,liangjinlongjimangdao:“sunlao,nipingshitingdafangde,zenmeyibapochahuyeshebudisongrenle,jiranxiaochenyanxia,kanbushangnijiazishangjiazhibaiwandeguwan,jiubazheibalanchahusongjitabianshi。”

sunzhengdejimangbaishoudao:“lianglaoban,niyousuobuzhia,zheibabushilanchahu,cinai‘yubitilianghu’,shisongchaozhihudashijingmolaoxianshengzhizuode,chuanshizhiciyiba,xianhoubeilichaolidaishisanweihuangdiyongguo,zheikeshidingjizhenbaoa。”

“zhei...zheidoushizhende?”liangjinlongdaganbukesiyi。

sunzhengdediandiantoudao“cihushiwoquniancongpaimaixinghuayiyidelaide,zhunbeidangzuochuanjiazhibaochuanjiwodezizisunsun,jintiannihexiaoxianshengdaowochashe,wocaishedenachulaipaoyihucha,fouzebierenxiangkanyiyandounan。”

“wo....cao!”liangjinlongyizhenmudengkoudai,benxiangchaoxiaoyifanxiaochenbushihuo,meixiangdaobushihuodejuranshitaziji。

“xiaoxianshengnianjiqingqing,yanlidula,lai,zheiyibeichawojingni。”sunzhengdezhenchengdao。

“谢谢。”

xiaochenchuilechuichashui,meiyouzhijiehe,ershiwenroudijiangchabeididaoliwanqingzuibian,qingqingweitahechashui。

“xiaoxiansheng,ninfurenzheishi...”sunzhengderenbuzhuwenleyiju。

xiaochenhuidao:“tuiquele,hunyediaole,wohaixiangqingsunlaobangmangni。”

“xiaoxiansheng,laofuzhihuijianbieguwan,buhuijiaohuna。”sunzhengdeshuodao。

“nizhengrihunjiguwanquan,woxiangrangnibangmangliuyiyixiayoushenmezhaohundefaqimeiyou。”xiaochenzhiyandao。

“hao,wohuide。”sunzhengdediandiantou。

xuanji,sunzhengdeyoukaikoudao:“xiaoxiansheng,zheirenzhendeyouhunpo?”

“shide。”xiaochenheleyikouchashuodao:“renyousanhun,qiyitianhun,qierdihun,qisanminghun,duiyingrentoudingdesanbahuo,renyouqipo,yipotianchong,erpolinghui,sanpoweiqi,sipoweili,wupozhongshu,liupoweijing,qipoweijing,duiyingrendeqiqiao。”

“woqizizhengyinweidiushileminghun,suoyicaixiandeyoudianchichishasha。”

“e,yuanlairuci,laofuzhiqiantingshuoguoxiaohaidiaolehunkeyijiaohuilai,benyiweishigunongxuanxu,meixiangdaozhendeyouzheizhongshenqideshiqing。”sunzhengderuoyousuosidao。

“heng,hushuobadao,wokannixiaozijiushiyigeshengun!”liangjinlongganggangchilebie,zhijieduizhexiaochenkaidui。

“hehe,niyigejiangsizhirenyepeishuowo?”xiaochenlengshengdao。

“ni,nishenmeyisi?nixiaozijingganzhouwo!”liangjinlongqishenzhunbeidongshou。

zhishijiexialaidehua,rangliangjinlongjingchuleyishenlenghan。

“nibozishangpeidaidegumantongyijingbanidejingxuekuaixiganle,nishihuobuguojinnianle。”xiaochenshuodao。

“a?ni...niluanshuo!”liangjinlonghunshenyizheng。

liangjinlongbozishangguazhedezheizheigegumantongshitacongguowaisimiaolihuagaojiaqinglaide,simiaojieshouliuchandetaier、siying、huozheyaozhedeertong,senglvzaihuashangfuzhou,songdujingwen。

gumantongdeyongyouzherenwei,gumantongbeifuyulesiquyingerdelinghun,youzhechaozirandenengli,nengjizijidailaihaoyun,meixiangdaoxiaochenjuranshuotashixielingzhiwu。

“woluanshuo?buxinbanideyifuxianqilaikanyikan,shibushiyouyitiaoxianhongdexuesicongnideduqiyizhixiangnidexinzangweizhimanyan?”xiaochenshuodao。

liangjinlongmengdiyibaxiankaiyifu,zhengruxiaochensuoliao,zhijianyitiaomuzhicudehongxiancongtaduqiweizhiyizhiwangxinzangchuyanshen。

“zheitiaoshiguixian,dangzheitiaoxianyidongdaonixinzangweizhideshihou,jiushinishengmingzhongjiezhishi。”xiaochenshuodao。

jianliangjinlonghunshenmaozhexuhan,sunzhengdejimangtuiletayiba,“lianglaoban,nihailengzheganshenme?haibugankuaiqiuxiaoxianshengjiuni。”

“xiaoxiansheng,qiuqiunijiujiuwoba。”liangjinlongyibabitiyibaleidiguidiqiudao。

“woweishenmeyaojiuni?”xiaochenmanyouyoudihezhecha。

“xiaoxiansheng,ganggangshiwomaofanlenin,qingnindarenbujixiaorenguo,biegenwoyibanjianshi,wozhidaocuole。”liangjinlongpengpengkezhexiangtou。

sunzhengdetongyangshuodao:“xiaoxiansheng,lianglaobanzheirenjiushigezhixingzi,piqibaozao,qishitaxinchangmanbucuode,qunianhaijuanlehaojisuogueryuanni,yaoburanwoyebukenenghuigentalaiwang,nijiufafashanxin,jiujiutaba。”

“neihaoba,neiwojiumianweiqinan,jiutayiming。”

xiaochenbugangtadou,mengdiyipaizhuozi,daheyisheng:“linbingdouzhejiezhenlieqianxing!xiaoxiaoyiyuxieling,yeganzailongguozaoci,po!”

xiaochennianwanfazhou,chaozhegumantonglingkongyizhi,yidaojinguangrufeijianyibanshechu。

嘭!

jinguangdazaigumantongshang,gumantongdunshimimanqiyiguheiqi,heiqihuaweirenxingpanxuanzaibankongzhong,fachu‘jiejiejie’deaihaosheng,shifenyinsenkongbu。

zhouweidehuamuyipengdaoheiqidunshikuwei。

heiqifangfoshihaipaxiaochen,suijixiangyaowangwaitaotuo。

“xiangzou?meiyouneimerongyi!”

“金光神掌!”

xiaochenmengdipaichuyizhang,zhijianyigejudadejinseshouyin,‘hong’diyishengchaozheheiqixiqu。

砰砰砰!

jinseshouyinpengdaoheiqi,heiqizhizhongshunjianchuanlaiyizhen‘pilipala’dexiangsheng,budaojimiaodegongfu,bianhuaweiyidixingchoudexueshui。

“haole,xielingyijingbeiwozhansha。”xiaochenpaipaishoushuodao。

cishideliangjinlonghesunzhengdezaoyibeigangcaideqingjingzhenjingdehunbushoushe,xiaoxianshengnandaoshishenxianxiafan?

“多谢萧先生。”

“萧先生威武。”

liangjinlonghesunzhengdeguidikoubai。

xiaochendandandao:“nimenbuyongjingya,lianglaoban,nideshentiyijingmeiyoudaaile,yihoubuyaodaizheixiexiemendedongxile。”

“shishishi,wodong,xiexiexiaoxiansheng。”

“tianna,woshenshangdeguixianyijingxiaoshile。”

liangjinlongfaxiantashenshangmuzhicudeneitiaohongxianzhengzaimanmanbiandan,zhizhixiaoshi,tabenrendemianseyehongrunqilai,gandaozhenggerenfangfonianqingleershisui,shenqingqishuang。

“xiaoxiansheng,wohewoqizizheijinianbuyunbuyu,shibushiyegenzheigumantongyouguan?”liangjinlongwendao。

“shide,gumantongshixiesuizhiwu,huixishirendejingxue,raoluanrendexinzhi,nipeidaigumantong,zhengriheniqizitongchuanggongzhen,xiangbiniqizideshentiyebuhuihaodaonaliqu。”xiaochenshuodao。

“shide,woqizizheijinianshentiyitianburuyitian,ouerbanyouxinjitouyun,quyiyuanjianchayejianchabuchushenmebingqing,rangwoshifendanxin。”

“xiaoxianshengkefouyibuwojia,tiwoqizikankanbingqing?choujinliangqianwan,ruguoninxianshao,wozaijia。”liangjinlongkenqiudao。

“haoba,neijiuqukankan。”

jiranyijingjiuleliangjinlong,yebuchataqiziyiren,youqixianzaixiaochenhenqueqian,congwujixiandaoshanglaidaosushidaideqianyebuduo,yihouhaiyaoweiliwanqingzhibing,kendinghuihuabushaodeqian,suoyitajuedeyinggaiquyitang。