qixidangwan，wochuchawanhuidaojia，laogongsongshangyidapenghongmeigui，jiangwolaruhuailisuowen。
kecishi，yiheqixixiandingkuandebiyuntaosongdaolewoshouli。
[zenmeturanmaizheigepaizide？]
jiangyanmeixinyitiao，yanlishanguoyisicuoe。
suijitaxiaozhezaiwoetouluoxiayiwen。
[tiyandianxindongxiyebucuo。]
jiangyandetiwenbuduanshenggao，wodexinquezhouranbingleng。
zhiyinweiwofangcaiqingxikanjianlehezidibudekapian。
[ganxieliangweicanyuwomendeqixihuodong，zhujiangxianshenghehe**qixikuaile，shenghuo“xing”fu~]
可我，明明姓林。
jiangyanshenshangdewendugaodeheren，danshousikaibiyuntaodewaibaozhuang，lingyizhishoutanruwodeyiling。
xiangqineizhangkapian，woxinlifanqiyizhenehan，yongjinquanlituikaileta。
tadeyanliyoujifencuoe，dansuihouyoucoudaowodeerbianwenshengdao：[laopo，kejintianshiqixi，woxiangheniyiqiguo。]
jiangyandeshengyinbenlaijiuhaoting，rujinranshangleqingyu，gengshisuderangrentuiruan。
huanlepingshi，wodingranshibantuibanjiudidayingleta。
kexianzai，yigeciyandeshishibaizaiwodeyanqian，cengjingaiworugudejiangyan，tachuguile。
wozhuantouduokailetadewen。
[bule，jintiantaileile。]
jiangyandeshenseliyouyishanerguodeshiluo，danmashangyouhuifuruchang，suihouyitiaoxianglianchuxianzaitadezhangxin。
[wojinidaishang，yidinghenhaokan。]
zhaolilaishuo，jiangyanjiwozhunbeiqixiliwu，woyinggaigaoxing。
kewopianpianrendeneitiaoxianglian。
erzaibaitiangaotieshangganlushi，jiangyandenvzhulihexifaleyitiaopengyouquan，shiyitiaoxiandingkuanxianglian。
peiwen：[gegeshuoyaoyongxianglianlaolaosuozhuwo！]
erbuqiaodeshi，wobozishangzheitiao，shizengpin，jiangyanjitaxiaozhulideqixiliwudezengpin。
多么讽刺。
[haole，woyaoxiuxile。]
wotuikaijiangyan，buxiangzaiqukantadebiaoqing，zhuanshenjinlefangli。
yueserushui，wokanzhechuangtoujushangbaizhedehunshazhao，wohejiangyanxiaodeneimehao。
hetacongxiaofuzoudaohunsha，tadefumuyinweijingjiyuanyinfandui，tajiuyigerenchongchujiamenchuangye，woyuanyiweimeiyoushenmeshibukeyikefude。
kewomeiyouxiangdao，nianshaoshichichengwubideaiqing，zuihouyehuibianchengxuweixialiudeqipianhebeipan。
wozuanzheshoulidexianglian，qibuchengsheng。
ciriqingchen，wodeshoujihuranshoudaoyitiaolaizizhengquanjiaoyisuodeduanxin。
kanqingduanxinyihou，wodedanaoshunjianqingxing。
jiangyan，bawokuxinjingyingdegupiaohejijinquandouquchulaile，shizhizhengzhengliangbaiwan。
erneijizhigupiao，haizaiyilufeizhang。
wozhaodaohexiqitadeshejiaozhanghao，faxianleyitiaoxitiaichedeshipin。
fabushijianshisanshifenzhongyiqian。
shiqingfazhanchengzheiyang，zailianxiangdaozuowanneigenxianglian，wozaiyezuobuzhu，quchelaidaolegongsi。
yijinmen，jiukanjianhexinazhecheyaochizhanzaitongshizhongyang，shenqingdeyiyoutianmi。
[aiyaxixi，laobanduinikezhenhao，panileizhele，baiwandecheshuopeijiupei。]
cishijiangyancongbangongshizouchulai，hexiqinnidiwanzhuletadeshoubei。
erjiangyanzechongnidigualeguatadebijian。
zhouweidetongshidouzaiqihong，hexilimahongzhelianshuoleshengtaoyan。