第1章
xinfeiningchuanyuele，zuoweiyige“baolanqunshu”dexiandairen，tayiweihuichuanyuedaogongdouzhaidoulimianshandabidou，meixiangdaogangzhengyanmianqianjiuchuxianyigedapingmu，shangmianpiaolaiyiju：
【老铁666！】
xinfeininggubushangsuantongdehouyao，liangundaipadicongqianshuilipaqi。
gangcaiyinggaishi“ta”turancaidaoleshuibiandeshitou，ershuibiandeshitouyibanjingguoshuiliuchongshuaguanghuawubi，jiashangqingtaishengzhang，rengenbenzhanbuwen。yushitajiushuaijinxiaoxilimianqule。
ranergangzhanshanganbian，yigejiaohuayoushuaijinlexiaoxilimian。
shouwanshangdeguangnaobuduandifachuhongguang，yuanbenzhiyoulingsanjitiaodanmudezhibojianshunjiandanmujizeng。
【hahaha，zhubotaidaomeile！】
【666，zhubonigangjiushicongzheilishuaixiaqude，xianzaiyoushuaileyici。】
【ganggangkanzhuboshuaidaolenaozi，ganjuetingtengde，meishiba？】
kandaodanmutixing，xinfeiningmolemozijidetou，faxianzijidehounaoshaoqueshitingtongde，haoxianghaichuxuele。
mianqiandedanmuhaizaipiao，haozaizhishizaixukongdedifang，erqiezhizhanjuleshixianshangmianyibufen，toumingdutingdi，meiyouzhedangzhushixian。xinfeiningzheihuizhanglexinyan，jinshendicaishangshitouyushitouzhijiandelianjiechu，zhongyuzoushanglean。
shanganhoutalimaliyuanlexiaoxi，kandaomianqianqiguaidedanmutabuyoudeshenshouqulao，faxianquanshixude。
tazuilinannandao：“haoshenqia。”
tayoutaitou，jiangsuoyoudedanmuquanbushouruyandi。
zhibojianderenshubuduo，yejiujishige。danmuyebuduo，yejiutagangcaishuaijiaodeshihouyoumingxianzengjia。tongguozheigezhibojian，xinfeiningdazhipanduanchuleyixieshi。
tashigezhubo，zhibodeneirongdazhijiushitajiazheizuoxiaoshantoudefengjing，taganggangjiushizaijizhibojiandeguanzhongjinjulijiangjiexiaoxilideyu，bushendieluodeshuili。
【yi，woxinlaide，zheishinaera？zheilideshanshuihaitinghaokande，wozaishoudouxingdoukanbudaozheiyangdejingseni！】
【shia，quanxingjichuleyixiepianpiyouhuangwudexingqiulimianhuiyouzheiyangdeshengtaihuanjing，xiangwomenshenghuodexingqiucuntucunjin，tudiziyuandounalaijianshele，jihudoumeilezheiyangdejingzhi。】
【loushanghaibuzhidaoni？zheilijiushishoudouxinga！buranzheiyangdepozhibosheihuilaikan。dajiabuguoshixiangzhangzhangjianshi，yaozhidaoxianzaiyikeshudejiaqiandoudadaoleyiqianwanxingbi，zheilimiankequandoushiqianna！】
【loushangbiezaizheixianyanle，shuzaizhiqiandoubunengyonglaimaiqian。xianzaidiguodalihaozhaobaohuziranziyuan，jishishizhubojiadeshantou，tayebunengkanzheixieshulaimaiqian。shuodaodizhuboyebuguoshishouzheyizuojudadeziyuanbaokuquewufaquchuyifenqiandejiafupobale。burantahebizaizheilizuozhibo，yaozhidaozheizuoshantouzhehuanchengxingbidounengmaixiahaojikexingqiu。】
xinfeiningdexinqingwanruzuoguoshanche，zaitingdaoyikeshujiazhiqianwandeshihoutayijingxianghaogaizenmehuale，ranerzaitingdaomeifaquchuyifenqiandeshihouzhenggerendoubuhaole。
huaizhebuhaodexinqing，tazouzaitianjiandexiaolushang。jichengleyuanzhudejiyi，tazhidaozheizuoshantouquanshitamenjiazuchuande，yequeshirudanmusuoshuode，suiranguishuquanshitamenjia，danzheixiezhibeidoushoudaodiguoziranziyuanbaohufadebaohu，bunengsizikanfa。
ai，shenghuobuyi，xiaoxintanqi。
yixiangdaohuijiahouhaiyoulianggedidimeimeiaoaodaibutajiutouteng。tadefumusashourenhuan，zhiliuxiatazhaogunianyoudedidimeimei，tashangguoxueduguoshu，danyaodaizhelianggetuoyoupingzaicuntucunjindeshoudouxingshenghuoshigenbenbukenengde。yushizhinenghuidaozuchuandedishang，pingchangzhongzhongdigaogaoyangzhi，mianqianghukou。
xiangdaozhongdiyangzhitayoushiyizhentouteng！
xingjishidai，renmendouchiyingyangyedeshidaile！
nandaoshifancaibuhaochima，quchiyingyangye？！
a，shiyouyibufenyuanyin，xingjihaoxiangmeiyoutebiehuizuocaide。danshi！zuigenbendehaishiyinweinongzuowuhejiachuchanliangdi！weishenmechanliangdi？yinweizheigexingjizheigedia，tajiubushihegaozhongzhigaoyangzhi！
suoyikankan，xiaoluliangbiandapiandapiandehuangdi，chendezouzaixiaolushangdexinfeiningshouxiaoyouwuzhu。
yuewangqianzou，yuekaojinjialideshihou，liangbiandetiandicaiyouxixishushujikeqingcai，neihaishixinfeiningmeitiandouxixinzhaogudechengguo。
danqingcaideyeziyeshiniandadade，haiyoujigechongdong。
“ai——”xinfeiningyouzhangzhangtanchuyikouqi。
jialimeicaile，xinfeiningluguodeshihouzhaileliangkebaicai，zhunbeihuiquchaogebaicai，jintiandehuoshijiujiejuele。
bianzhai，tahaibiangenzhibojiankepu，“zheishibaicai，keyiyonglaichaocai，henhaochi。”
直播间哄笑不断。
【hahaha，xiaosiwole！meichiguozhurouyejianguozhupaoa，zhubobawomendangruozhima，zheiyeyaojieshao？】
【ruoruojushou，haihaola，qishiwoyeshidiyicikandaobaicaizhangshenmeyang。】
【qie，baicaiyoushenmehaochide，youguiyouying，chiqilaiyigushuihunzhetudeweidao，zhenyiweiwomeichiguoma？】
【loushangniyuexinduoshao，hainengchixinxianshucai，shuochulairangwomenjidu，bu，xianmuyixia。】
xinfeiningpailepaibaicaigenbudenitu，suiranjiyilibaicaideweidaoyebuhao，danneidoushiyouyuanyinde，“bushibaicaibuhaochi，ershinimenbuhuichao。”
tazheihuashuochu，zhibojianlidejifengdoukuaiyaoyichulaile。
【yoyoyo，zheidahuashuode。woqinglegaojidachuzhuanmenpengzhi，jieguoweidaobuhaishineiyang。niganshuonidepengrenjiqiaonengbigaojidachuhailihaima？shuodahuayebupashanleyao！e，budui，ganggangnijiushuaidaoleyao，hahaha！】
【zhubobiechuiniupile，womenyoubushimeijianguonichaocai，nacibushiqingtangguashuishangjipiancaiye，kanzhedoumeishiyu。】
【jiushi，zhubonizaizheiyangchuiniupiwojiuquguanle。】
xinfeiningwunaisongjian，“nimenbuxinwoyemeibanfa。”
daolejiazhong，tajiangbaicaiwaimiandejipiancaiyezhaixia，rengjiweilanlidetuzi。tuzijianjintiandefancaishangzhuo，ganjinweileshangqu，zuibayidongyidongdijiangcaiyechijinzuili。
【zhubobiepaichaocaile，buxiangkan。haishibajingtoujinijiadetuzi，tuzikeai。】
【加一，看兔子。】
xinfeiningpianbu，tajiangbaicainajinchufang，youzaijuzilifanzhaoleyizhen，fanchuleyikunkuaiguoqidefentiao。weilebulangfeishiwu，tajuedingbuzhufanle。
“jinwanchibaicaidunfentiao。”
【什么东西？】
【fentiaoshixingjishangzuinanchideshiwu，meiyouzhiyi。jiaoyikoujiuxiangshijiaolehunzhetudeqiuyin，buxing，xiangxiangdouyaotule，ou——】
【baicai？jiafentiao？shenmeheianliaoli！zhubonizailangfeiliangshi，xiaoxinwojubaoni。】