第3章 装逼

hechendeshoujihaishiguanji。

qiansitianbianzoubianxiang,“meidianleba。pei,zheiniantousheideshoujihuimeidian!bujiewodianhua,jingranganbujiewodianhua,bu,jingranganbawoyigerenrengzaijiubali!”

钱思甜逐渐抓狂!

luguoyijiashoubandian,qiansitiankandaobaichulaideyingmuhuadaodeshouban,“ei,daohuole?daohuobutongzhiwo。”

钱思甜推门就进。

dianneiyoudianluan,dianyuanzhengmangzhebaihuo,“qianxiaojie,wozhengzhunbeiyihuierjinindadianhuani。ninyudingdeyingmuhuadaodeshoubandaohuole。”

qiansitiandiandiantou,“ng,laidezaoburulaideqiao。jiwobaoqilaiba。”

dianyuanjitadaolebeishui,xiaozhe,“ninxianzuoxiaxiehuier。”

dianyuanzhaohuqiansitianzuoshafashang,zijiqulijian,buyihuierchulai,shoushangbaozhe20limigaodeshoubanhezi。

店员,“您看看。”

dianyuanchaikaishouban,rangqiansitianjiancha,qiansitiankanbudong,yekanbuchunalihuiyouxiaci,taconglaimeikanguoyingmuhuadao,suibiankanlejiyan,“xing,zhuangqilaiba。”

店员,“好。”

qiansitiandingzhu,“wosongnanpengyoudeshengriliwu,nibaohaokandianer。”

店员,“您放心。”

dianyuanbaohaoyihou,“qianxiaojie,weikuanshisanwanliu,ninzenmezhifu?”

钱思甜,“刷……”

kazimeichulai,tajiuxiangdaozaijiubajielianshesideyimu。

qiansitian,“wonengshezhangma?”

dianyuanweinan,“e……”

shoubandiankebujishezhangde,qiansitianyebuxiangnanweirenjiaxiaoguniang,zhaixiashoushangdekadiyabiao,“wogangmaide,wuwansan,zheishiwoxueshengzheng……”

qiansitianbaxueshengzhengnachulai,“shoubiao,xueshengzhengxiandiyajini。mingtian,wojiubaqianjini。”

dianyuannaqishoubiaokanlekan,“haode。qianxiaojie。”

qiansitianzouchushoubandian,zaicibotonglehechendedianhua,“zaiguanji,wojiu……”

henhuahaimeishuochulai,hechenjiujieledianhua,dichendeshengyintouguowangluo,xiangyiguanfengmiquandaojinleqiansitiandexinwo。

hechen,“tiantian,zenmele?”

qiansitian,“nizainaerni,woyoujingxijinie。”

hechen,“wozaishangdaokafeiting,nizainaer,yihuierwoguoquzhaoni。”

qiansitianquexiangmeitingdao,“womashangguoqu,bangexiaoshijiudao。”

shuozhe,qiansitianjiudaolubianlanche,banxiaoshihoudaoleshangdaokafeiting,hechenquebuzaizheili。

qiansitianzhengyihuoni,hechenfalaiweixin,“baobei,linshiyoushi,dengwo。”

qiansitianzhaolegekaochuangdeweizhizuoxia,kanzheshouban,jiuzheyingmuhuadaoneiyitouhongmao,“wojiahechen,zhenshuai!”

yigexiaoshiguoqu,hechenmeilai。

lianggexiaoshiguoqu,hechenmeilai。

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menkouxiangqilingdangdeshengyin,qiansitianmengditaitou,suijishiwang。

bushihechen,shiyigexizhuanggelvdenanren。

nanrenlengsedemiankonglengjiaofenming,hunshenshangxiaxiemanlechengshujinyudeqixi,mingmingshiyigeren,quezouchulebaobiaokailudeqishi。

buzhiweihe,nanrenjingguoqiansitianshi,“zhuangbi”liangzibengjintadenaozili,erqie,haishuolechulai,“zhuang!bi!”

一字一字,嘎嘣脆。

nanzitingjianle,xizhangdeyanjingpiejitayigeyuguang,“shenme?”