七夕收到老婆的吸奶器后,我让她下地狱章节 1

qixishoukuaidi,quefaxianyiduishechipinlihunleyigexinaiqi。

kelaopogenbenbuzaiburuqi,shenzhidoumeiyouhuaiguoyun。

我给老婆打去电话:

“你买吸奶器了?”

zhuyanranchenmopianke,caixiangshixiangqishenme:

“woguimizuijinshengle,zhiqiantajiwojiguoliwu,yinggaishiwanglegaidizhi。”

wojitadeguimidaqudianhua。

闺蜜愣了愣:

“e!dui!buhaoyisiage,wojiwozijimaide,wanglebadizhigaihuilaile。”

“meishi,woshunlujinidaiguoqu。”

我把吸奶器拿上。

jingzhibenxiangshoujianrendianhuaduiyingdezhuyanrandenanzhulidebangongshi。

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chenjingyuzaigongsikandaowodeshunjian,liansezhijiebaileyigedu。

我轻笑:

“zenme,chentezhuzuijinxideguizi,wolaopoyebujinifangjiahuiqupeilaopo?”

陈景余眼神躲闪。

“laopohaizaizuoyueziba?nizheiyangnilaopobushengqima?”

chenjingyuxiaodeshifenmianqiang:

“ta……tachanhouhuifudetinghaode……”

“是吗?”

wocongbaolinachuxinaiqi:

“那这个……”

陈景余咬紧了牙。

我笑起来:

“zheigekuaidideshoujianrendianhua,shinijitamaideba?”

tazheicaixiangshixiangqishenme,likediantou:

“对,是这样的!”

kanzhetazhuoliedeyanji,wohenqingchu,zheijiushiyigegangjinzhichang、youxiangshangpadeyexin,danshouwanbuguoguandexiaohuozibale。

huikeyitianwojiadedizhi,nandaozhuyibudaotianlezijidedianhuahaoma?

wufeishidengzhewokandaoxinaiqiyihoubaotiaorulei,yigedianhuadaguoquzhiwen。

zheiyangtabujinkeyitiaoxinwo,haibianxiangbizhezhuyanranzuochuxuanze。

zhishi……zhuyanranzhendechuguilema?

zuijin……taqueshixiuxideshijianhenduo,zhiqianbannianyeyizhizaiguowaichucha……

我有些不敢想下去。

wanyishizheinanrendewuxianni?

xinaiqibeitajieguoqu,tashouwanshangneicedewenshensuizhiloulechulai。

【YR】

wotoupiyixiazizhakai——

嫣然?祝嫣然?

他猛地遮住。

woyitiaomei:“laopodemingzi?”

“shiyan……yin,yinrong!”

tajucudechongwoxiao:“wolaopodemingshiyinrong。”

“shima,haitingyoushiqinghuayide。”

“xiexie!xiexieguxianshengbangwosongkuaidi,zhenshimafanninle!”

tazuanzhewodeshouyongliwolewo,zhuanshenjiuzou。

jinbangongshizhiqian,tahuitoukanlewoyiyan。