第1章
“keedesigeshifu，jingranpawozhaobudaolaopo，jixiaoyedinglewumenhunshi！”
“nimenjiwoqinxiaotiandengzhe，dengwochaqingwodeshenshi，wohuishahuiqu，meirimeiyedezhetengnimen！”
“wozaizhaoshijigemeinvdanglaopo，nimenzhinengdangwodexiaolaopo！”
feiwangtianhaishidefeijishang，qinxiaotianyibianzhaozuowei，yibiandiguzhe。
tacongxiaobeirenfanziguaimai，houbeidashifujiejiu，daidaoleyandangshan，ranhoubaisiweishifuweishi。
benlaiyoumeirenshifumenpeiban，riziguodeyouziyouwei，kejintianyidazaojingranbeiganxiashanxiangqin。
yuanyinhaishipatataichouzhaobudaolaopo！
tayijingdadinglezhuyi，weilezhengmingtabuchou，zheiwumenhunshitayaoquanbutuihun！
“这是我的位置。”
qinxiaotianzhaodaolezijideweizhi，ganmangzouleguoqu，jiangneimadaifangzailezhuozishang。
呼——
madaishangdechentu，nongdedaochudoushi，zhouweiderenfenfenwuzhukoubi。
zheikeshishangwucang，zheiyishenqigaidabandechouxiaozimobushizoucuoledifang？
pangbiandesuxuegengshishoudangqichong，juliedekesouqilai。
“抱歉啊美女。”
秦小天嘿嘿一笑。
“shenmepodongxiadouwangfeijishangdai，zheishiyiqiankuai，nibanizheimadairengchuqu。”
suxueniezhebizi，congqianbaonachuleyiqiankuai。
qinxiaotiandengdaleyan：“yiqiankuai？nizenmebuquqiang？”
所有人无语了。
nizheigepomadai，yibaikuaidouxianduo！
suxue：“nizheilimianhainengyoujinzibucheng？”
buliao，qinxiaotianquedao：“zheikebijinziguizhongduola！”
suxuebaiyankuangfan，dunshiwuyule。
qinxiaotianjianduifangbuxin，yelandejieshi。
他有四个美女师父。
dashifuxueyue，qingguoqingcheng，zhanlitaotian，haochengmieshishashen，naishitianxiadiyidashililonggongdegongzhu！
ershifuliuqingyi，yaoshenguguzhu，yishuguanjuezhongwai，tonglingtianxiamingyi！
sanshifuxueji，tiannvloulouzhu，xiemeiruyao，tianshengmeihuoshenti，dushuanqiguanjuetianxia，yongyousanqiantiangou，qizhongbufahaomengongzi，wudaoqiangzhe！
sishifuliqingyao，naishiqimenzhizhu，qinqishuhua，qimendunjia，tianxiawushuang！
zheimadailimianquandoushisigeshifuqiutaxiashanshijidebaowu，youlonggongzhibaodelongwangling、yaoshenguxuantianshenzhen、tiannvloudeshashouzhiren、qimenfuxiao，xingfazhijiandengdeng。
yiqiankuaibushiqiangjieshishenme？
ranhou，qinxiaotianquesuishoujiangpomadairengzaileyipangdejiaoluoli。
zheiyimugengrangsuxuezuijiaoyichou：“......”
zheilimianyaoshiyoubaowu，zenmehuisuishourengzaijiaoluo？
这家伙就是在耍她！
suxuecanxixideshuodao：“jingranyaoaizhezheigechoujiahuodaijigexiaoshi，wozhendaomeia！”
“meinv，niyoubinga！”
qinxiaotianhurancouleguolai，shangxiadaliangzhesuxue。
“nicaiyoubing！nizheirenzenmezheimemeiyoulimao？”
苏雪不悦。
qinxiaotianxiaohehedao：“woershifukeshiyaoshenguguzhuliuqingyi，woyishuqingchuyulanershengyulan，woziranshikanchulaide，nizheibingyibanyishengbutaihaozhi，kanzaizanmenyouyuandefenshangwokeyijiniyizhi。”
“nidaoshishuoshuowoyoushenmebing？”
苏雪压根就不相信。
“zheimedatingguangzhongshuochulaibutaihaoba？”
suxuelengxiaolianliandao：“mofeinibuganshuochulai，pabeirenjiechuanshigedapianzi？”
yitingzheihua，qinxiaotiankesoulejisheng，guyitigaolesangmen：“ni！lou！niao！！”
shengyinzhida，zhenggeshangwucangderendoutingdaole！
“你...”
suxueyitingzheihua，xiunujiaojia，manliantonghong，qingxujidongdezhanleqilai。
zheijiahuozenmezhidaode，zheikeshitazuidademimi，liantazuiqinjinderendoubuzhidao！
nandaozheijiahuozhendeshiyiweishenyi？
“你给我闭嘴！！”
qinxiaotian：“nizuihaoqingxubuyaoneimejidong，fouzehenweixian。”
“nishaohushuobadao，wozenmehui...”
“噗——”
huahaimeishuowan，suxuejiuganjuedaoyiguyetizhijiepenlechulai，shunjiannongshilesuxuedeniuziku。
tahenhendedengleqinxiaotianyiyan，yongwaitaobaoguozhe**，nazheyigebaochongjinlexishoujian。
qinxiaotianmanyouyoudao：“tingrenquanchibaofan，keshiyourenbutingge。”
所有人面面相觑。
mofeizheixiaozizhendeshuoduile？
meiguojifenzhong，suxuenuqichongchongdechongleguolai。
neixuebaideqiaoliliandanshang，haidaiyoujifencanliudehongyun。
talaidaoqinxiaotianmianqian，zhiwendao：“xiaozi，nidiaochaguowo？shuo，nidaodishihejuxin？”
haizhendebeizheijiahuoshuozhongle。
“niyiweinizhangdegenyiduohuaside，jiukeyiyuanwangren？zaishuo，wodiaochaniganshenme？”
qinxiaotianfanlegebaiyan：“wozhidaonidebingqing，neishiyinweiwoshiyimingzhongyi，ninandaobuzhidaowangwenwenqiema？”
suxuedingzheqinxiaotiankanlejimiao。
zheijiahuokanqilaibuxiangshishuohuang，tazhinengzuozaizheilishengmenqi。
yucitongshi，tayeyouyixiehaoqi，zheijiahuozhendeshiyiweishenyi？
zheishi，labalichuanlaiyidaokongjieroumeideshengyin：
“qinaidelvkemenninhao，mingtianshilongguohantianjiaohanjiangjundefengwangdadian，juxihanjiangjundefenghaoweiqingyuanzhanwang，tayejiangchengweiwomenlongguodiyiweinvzhanwang！”
“jieshi，qinglongzhanshenjianghuiweiqiqinzishoufeng，hanjiangjunyejianghuijiaruqinglongzhanshendehuixia！”
“youyuhangkongguanzhi，wufaanzhaoyudingshijiandida，ruguojigeweichengkedailaibubiyaodemafan，haiqingduoduoyuanliang。”
yitingdaozheizexiaoxi，zhongrenbudanhaowubandianyuanyan，fanersuranqijing。
hanjiangjun，jijiangchengweilongguodiyinvzhanwang，rangwanrenchongjing，danwutamenyidianshijiansuanshenme？
suxuexingfendeshouwuzudao：“mingtianjiushihanjiangjundefengwangdadian，ruguowonengqinyankandaohanjiangjunbeifengwang，wozheibeizisierwuhana！”
qinxiaotianxiaohehedao：“meixiangdaowoweihunqihaitinglihaia，kexiwoqinxiaotianshuoyibuer，shuotuihunjiushiyaotuihun！”
“weihunqi？ninengbunengbiechuiniu，nikuaikan，niudouzaitianshangfei！”
suxueyanshenlimanshizunjingdao：“neihanjiangjunkeshipingjieyijizhilisharuleduxiezuzhi，zhualehaojigedaduxiao、qiongxiongjiedebaotu，chengweilejushiwushuang，rangrenjingyangdenvjiangjun！”
“kexia，zuihoushikerangduxiezuzhidelaodatianxiejipaole，buranhanjiangjunhezhibeifengweizhanwangneimejiandan，qimayeyaochengweizhunzhanshen！”
毒蝎组织？
怎么这么耳熟？
shangcidezuidashifuhaoxiangjiushiduxiezuzhi？
“suoyishuo，nijiubiepianrenle，xiayicichuiniushuoyigebuneimelihaideren。”suxuewunaiyaotou。
qinxiaotianlandejieshi：“nibuxiangxinxiaoyewoshuode，neiyemeibanfa。”
“臭不要脸！”
苏雪白眼狂翻。
qitarenyeshichaozheqinxiaotianluchubiyideyanshen。
zheijiahuobairimengzuoduole！
erzaizuihouyipai，bansuizheqinxiaotianzheifanhua，chuanlaiyizhenlinranshayi！
zaizuihouyipaizuozhelianggenvbannanzhuang、yirongdenvren，heranshihantianjiaoyutadefujiangsongnan！